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(Meanwhile, back at the tavern, Icy and Angelica are having a meeting with the evil sea witch, Ursula.)

  • Ursula: I don’t usually leave my grotto in the middle of the night, but she said you’d make it worth my while.
  • Icy: What if we told you that we know of a perfect new addition to your... “garden”?
  • Ursula: Aah. I’m listening.
  • Icy: It’s like this: I’ve got my heart set on marrying Aladdin, but he needs a little... persuasion.
  • Angelica: (laughs) Yeah. Turned her down flat.

(Icy bonks her on the head.)

  • Icy: Everyone knows his mother’s a nutcase. She was in here tonight raving about a tigress in a castle!
  • Ursula: Chicha is harmless.
  • Icy: The point is, Aladdin would do ANYTHING to keep her from being locked up.
  • Angelica: Yeah. Even marry her.

(Icy glares at Angelica and Angelica puts a cork in her mouth to shut herself up.)

  • Ursula: So you want me to keep his mother as a prisoner in my grotto, unless he agrees to marry you? (Icy nods in agreement.) Oh, that is despicable. (chuckles wickedly) I love it!