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  • Rosie/Red: Belle, It's Me Rosie!
  • Kronk/Wolf: Excuse Me! I'm coming!
  • Narrator: If you think you know the story
  • Rosie/Red: What big hands you have and what big ears you have
  • Kronk/Wolf All people just have big ears, dear
  • Narrator: If you think you know the legend
  • Rosie/Red: and Belle, What big eyes you have
  • Kronk/Wolf: Are you really going to sit around here talking about how big I get?
  • Narrator: Think Again!
  • (Belle moans and groans)
  • Rosie/Red: Belle!
  • (Rocko screams)
  • Baloo/Chief Ted Grizzly: What have we got?
  • Wilbur/Detective Bill Stork: All's the message to disturb, Breaking the Iniry, an ax without a license, Tempting to eat
  • Baloo/Chief Ted Grizzly: Cogsworth, What are you doing here?
  • Cogsworth/Nicky Flippers: We've got four suspects, that means four stories about someone spilling the beans
  • Kermit the Frog/Pig Cop 1: Beans!
  • Narrator: An innocent little girl, Who's not so innocent
  • Rosie/Red: They call me Rosie, because of this red hood I wear
  • Cogsworth/Nicky Flippers: What about when you're not wearing?
  • Rosie/Red: I usually wear it
  • Narrator: A Big Bad Henchman
  • Kronk/Wolf: (roars)
  • Narrator: Who's not so bad
  • (Rosie peppersprays and kicks Kronk)
  • Cogsworth/Nicky Flippers: You really took a beating from a little girl
  • Wilbur/Detective Bill Stork: Awkward
  • Narrator: A Sweet Grandmother, Who's not so sweet
  • Belle/Granny: Ya Ha!
  • Narrator: And a Rockhopper Penguin, who doesn't know jack
  • Rocko/Kirk Kirkendall: Ooh!
  • Baloo/Chief Ted Grizzly: This guy's unwooved
  • Wilbur/Detective Bill Stork: Watch it, Baloo, My mama's have flew
  • Narrator: Now
  • Alvin/Twitchy: (speaking gibberish)
  • Narrator: A shocking crime will become the world's biggest mystery
  • Belle/Granny: Who do your work for?
  • Warp Darkmatter/Dolph: We were hiding from the Bandit
  • Belle/Granny: (screams)
  • Warp Darkmatter/Dolph: Now, we go after the red-hooded girl
  • Kronk/Wolf: Do you want to know about the red-hooded girl
  • Vinnie/Woolsworth: Don't know a thing, never heard, sweet gal, more like that would be
  • Narrator: Rosie
  • Rosie/Red: A Henchman stopping kids in the middle of the forest, that's really creepy
  • Cogsworth/Nicky Flippers: We don't arrest people for being creepy
  • The Great Gonzo/Pig Cop 2: Yeah pers, Like I've gotten a tank (the creepy one) Yeah, that'll let it go
  • Narrator: Belle
  • Belle/Granny: Good afternoon
  • Narrator: Wilbur
  • Wilbur/Detective Bill Stork: (laughs)
  • Narrator: and Rocko
  • Rocko/Kirk Kirkendall: Fight!
  • (The birds scream)
  • Turtles: Run!
  • Hoodwinked (Disney and Sega Style)
  • Alvin/Twitchy: (speaking gibberish)
  • Kronk/Wolf: I thought you heard about the caffeinated coffee
  • Alvin/Twitchy: I don't drink coffee
  • This Christmas
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