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- Rapunzel: Twinkle, twinkle, little star How I wonder...
- Waldo: What? That's not how that one goes. What's wrong with: Suffer, suffer, scream in pain. Blood is spilling from your brain.
- Rapzunel: Daddy.
- Waldo: Come on, you know how I sang it to you.
- Waldo and Rapunzel: Zombies gnaw you like a plumb. Piercing cries and you succumb.
- Waldo: Still works. Ever since Flynn and Rapunzel had their little monster, I've been the happiest Vampa in the world!
- Hanazuki: Are you sure he's a vampire?
- Pongo: Technically you have until you're five to get your vampire fangs.
- Waldo: Oh, he'll get his fangs. He's just like me. Look at him!
- Sherman: Blah blah blah!
- Waldo: I don't say "blah blah blah".
- Rapzunel: We've been talking about moving. Somewhere safer for Sherman.
- Milo: Aah!
- Oscar: Huh?
- Waldo: But then I'll be all alone!
- Rapzunel: Dad, don't give me the pouty cat face.
- Waldo: We gotta teach this kid how to be a monster.
- Pongo: Wow.
- Waldo: If we get his fangs to come out, Rapunzel can't leave. Glargg, you okay out there?
- Glargg: Don't worry. I've got under control.
- Waldo: He's fine. He's Corn. Okay, Oh, show him how to be scary!
- Jet Nova: Aah! My back!
- Flynn Rider: For real?
- Hanazuki: We're so happy you came to visit.
- Rapzunel: I love California! Forty-eight flavors! This place is open all night! Right, sir?
- Pacha: Yes.
- Waldo: She's gonna want to move! I gotta fix this kid now!
- Flash: How're we doin'?
- Sherman: Boo!
- Rapzunel: He's adorable!
- Waldo: How cute!
- Luke Stanley: Ow!
- Flash: You know who could fix the kid in a snap. Grunkle Stan.
- Waldo: Hi, Dad.
- Grunkle Stan: Are we ready to do this?
- Waldo: Guys, we're running out of time!
- Flash: Fire!
- Pongo: Flash, stop that!
- Waldo: Stop, drop and roll!
- Flash: Pongo, no!
- Jet Nova: Stop, drop and roll!
- Waldo: I'm sorry, Corn. We really meant to call you sooner. Okay, fellas, Plan B!
- Flash: Comin' through!
- Jet Nova: Hop along!
- Waldo: Hit it! Are you kidding me?