Here is part nine of James Graham's The Aristoheroes.[]
Cast[]
- Thomas O'Malley - Jaune Tom (from Gay Purree)
- Duchess - Mewsette (from Gay Purree)
- Marie - Tanya (from An American Tail)
- Berlioz - Robespierre (from Gay Purree)
- Toulouse - Piglet (from Winnie the Pooh)
- Roquefort - Brain (from Inspector Gadget)
- Edgar - Hooded Claw (with his Brothers as an Extra) (from The Perils of Penelope Pitstop)
- Madame - Granny (from Looney Tunes)
- Georges - Grandpa Lou (from Rugrats)
- Napoleon - Scooby Doo (from Scooby Doo)
- Lafayette - Scrappy Doo (from Scooby Doo)
- Scat Cat - Mr. Blik (from Catscratch)
- Peppo - Waffles (from Catscratch)
- Hit Cat - Gordon Quid (from Catscratch)
- Billy Boss - Shnookums (from Shnookums and Meat)
- Shun Gon - Butch (from Tom and Jerry)
- Abigail - Mary Test (from Johnny Test)
- Amelia - Susan Test (from Johnny Test)
- Uncle Waldo - Fat Dog (from Fat Dog Mendoza)
- Milkman - Dick Dastardly (with Muttley as an Extra) (from Wacky Races and Dastardly and Muttley)
- Frou-Frou - Flaky (from Happy Tree Friends)
Transcript[]
- Fat Dog: Well, here's your hotel that you're staying.
- Mr. Blik: Welcome, Jaune Tom.
- Waffles: I see that you've brought some new friends with you, eh?
- Gordon Quid: Are we ready to party?!
- Shnookums: You bet we are!
- Butch: And here we go! (Dr. Hook's When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman song plays as the characters dance together)
- Chorus: When you're in love with a beautiful woman, It's hard, When you're in love with a beautiful woman, You know it's hard. Everybody wants her, Everybody loves her, Everybody wants to take your baby home. When you're in love with a beautiful woman, You watch your friends, When you're in love with a beautiful woman, It never ends, You know that it's crazy, You want to trust her, Then somebody hangs up when you answer the phone, When you're in love with a beautiful woman, You go it alone. Maybe it's just an ego problem, Problem is, I've been fooled before, By fair weathered friends and faint hearted lovers, And everytime it happens, It just convinces me more. When you're in love with a beautiful woman, You watch her eyes, When you're in love with a beautiful woman, You look for lies, Everybody tempts her,Everybody tells her, She's the most beautiful woman they know. When you're in love with a beautiful woman, You go it alone, When you're in love with a beautiful woman, You watch your friends, When you're in love with a beautiful woman, Yeah it never ends, When you're in love with a beautiful woman, You watch her eyes, When you're in love with a beautiful woman, You keep looking for lies.