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  • Narrator: Before evil sorcerers cast their spells...
  • (McLeach Laughs Sinisterly)
  • Narrator: Before perilous rulers would be kings...
  • (Jenner Dances)
  • Narrator: Before wicked witches ruled the sea...
  • (Madame Medusa Growls Angrily)
  • Narrator: There was an apple.
  • Madame Medusa: Dip the apple in the brew. Let the sleeping death seep through.
  • Narrator: The one that started it all.
  • Madame Medusa: Make a wish...
  • Jessie: I wish... I wish...
  • Madame Medusa: ...and take a bite.
  • (Jessie Bites into the Apple)
  • Madame Medusa: Then I'll be fairest in the land! (Laughing Sinisterly)
  • Narrator: Jessie White and the Seven Muppets. Coming Soon to YouTube.
  • Morgana: Through wind and darkness I summon thee.
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