Kung Pow is a chinese chef who is also skilled in martial arts, and often times gets the two mixed up. Resembling a bucktoothed Bruce Lee he wears a white gi and sports a bowl cut. His dialoge is peppered with bits of "oriental" wisdom. His name is a reference to Kung Pao Chicken and a parody of Kung Lao of the Mortal Kombat series. It's said that he used to be Sumo Santa's personal chef until he got fired for serving repulsive meals and his lack of kung fu knowledge. It's also been said that he used to be a cooking show host. So far he has appeared in ClayFighter 63⅓ and ClayFighter: Sculptor's Cut.