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  • Leo San Juan: Hey Teodora
  • Teodora Villavicencio: Yes, Leo?
  • Leo San Juan: Will you marry me?
  • Teodora Villavicencio: Yes!
  • Leo marries Teodora
  • One Year Later
  • Teodora Villavicencio: I'm Pregnant
  • Leo San Juan: Really?
  • Sam Collins (Unborn): (Sleeping)
  • Teodora Villavicencio: I just hope It’ll be a boy.
  • Leo San Juan: Yeah, you’re right.
  • Teodora: (To Unborn Sam Collins) There, There. It’s all right. It’ll be okay.
  • Leo San Juan: Talking to the Baby?
  • Teodora: Yeah.
  • Unborn Sam Collins kicking
  • Teodora: Ow!
  • Leo San Juan: Teodora, What’s wrong?
  • Teodora: It kicked! And my Water Broke!!
  • Sam Collins (Unborn): (Crying)
  • Leo San Juan: I have to take you to the Hospital!!
  • At the hospital
  • Leo San Juan: PUSH TEODORA PUSH!
  • Teodora: I’m working on it!
  • Teodora gives Birth to Sam Collins
  • Doctor James: It's a boy!
  • Sam Collins (Baby): (Waking up)
  • Sam Collins looks at Teodora
  • Teodora smiles
  • Sam Collins (Baby): Mama
  • Doctor James: Excuse Me!? Vivian Garcia Shapiro’s trying to give birth too! Just so you know!!
  • Teodora Villavicencio: To who?
  • Doctor James: Isabella. I doubt that she can make it.
  • Vivian Garcia Shapiro: I must give birth!
  • Vivian gives birth to Isabella
  • Isabella (Baby): Mama
  • Vivian Garcia Shapiro: Please take care of my daughter for me.
  • Vivian Garcia Shapiro dies
  • Isabella cries
  • Teodora carries Isabella while crying
  • Teodora: It's okay, Isabella
  • Leo San Juan: At least Sam has a Sister.
  • Teodora feeds Isabella milk
  • Charlie Jones: Who wants Grilled Cheese?
  • Leo San Juan: The Doctor
  • Teodora: Don’t bother the baby. She’s asleep.
  • Isabella (Baby): (Her Eyes closed and Yawns)
  • Teodora: Isabella can say hi to her brother
  • Wybie Lovat: Hey
  • Sam Collins (Baby): Sista!
  • Teodora hands Isabella to Leo
  • Isabella hugs Sam
  • Leo San Juan: It’s Okay to cry, you two.
  • Isabella (Baby): (Giggles)
  • Sam Collins (Baby): (Careful)
  • Leo San Juan: He’ll be just like me when he grows up
  • Teodora Villavicencio: They’ll be anything they want when they grow up.
  • Leo San Juan: Yeah
  • 6 years later
  • Sam Collins: Isabella, Let’s play!
  • Isabella: How about Frisbee?
  • Sam Collins: Or Hide and seek
  • Isabella:
  • Teodora Villavicencio: (Feeling the Pain) Oweee!!
  • Both: Mom!
  • Leo San Juan: What’s going on?
  • Teodora Villavicencio: It kicked
  • Leo San Juan: The Baby, Right?
  • Teodora Villavicencio: Yes.
  • Tarzan (Unborn): (Crying)
  • Teodora Villavicencio: There, there. Shh, it’s okay.
  • Sam Collins: Mom, If it’s a boy. What can you name him?
  • Teodora Villavicencio: Tarzan
  • Sam Collins: Now I understand! He would grow up to be a jungle man.
  • Isabella Garcia Shapiro: More like an ape man.
  • Teodora Villavicencio: Is it true you wanna be a jungle boy when you grow up? (Chuckles)
  • Tarzan (Unborn): (Giggles)
  • Teodora Villavicencio: Oh yes you are. Oh yes you are.
  • Leo San Juan: He’ll be my age as well.
  • Sam Collins: It’ll take years from him to grow up.
  • Teodora’s Water Broke
  • Teodora Villavicencio: It’s time!!
  • Leo San Juan: I have to take you to the Hospital!
  • Darth Vader points to the hospital
  • Darth Vader: This is the way
  • Leo San Juan: Thanks
  • They made it to the hospital
  • Doctor Bob: How can I help you?
  • Leo San Juan: Our child!
  • Doctor Bob: Okay!
  • Doctor Max: GUYS! Over here! Over here!
  • Teodora Villavicencio: It hurts!
  • Doctor Max: All Right, let's help Teodora
  • Teodora lays on the hospital bed
  • Teodora Villavicencio: I might not make it!!
  • Leo San Juan: I believe in you, PUSH!!!
  • Teodora gives birth to Tarzan
  • Tarzan (Baby): (Crying)
  • Teodora Villavicencio: It’s a boy!
  • Tarzan (Baby): (Crying)
  • Teodora comforts Tarzan
  • Tarzan looks at Teodora
  • Teodora Villavicencio: It’s all right.
  • Tarzan (Baby): Mama?
  • Tarzan reaches out for Teodora
  • Leo San Juan: He's reaching out for you
  • Tarzan (Baby): (Giggles)
  • Teodora Villavicencio: We can ask someone to adopt him.
  • They noticed Tom Wachowski and Maddie Wachowski is in the office
  • Tarzan whimpers
  • Teodora covers him with a blanket
  • Tom Wachowski: Who's That?
  • Tarzan (Baby): (Giggles)
  • Teodora Villavicencio: Tarzan, Stop! You’re acting like a wild child!
  • Tarzan (Baby): (Blows Raspberry) (Giggles)
  • Teodora feeds Tarzan milk
  • Tarzan (Baby): (Translated: Phew, I’m calm)
  • Teodora Villavicencio: Kiddo, I guess this is goodbye.
  • Teodora gives Tarzan to Tom
  • Tom Wachowski: How cute.
  • Ben Tennyson: Who's That?
  • Tarzan (Baby): Tarzan.
  • Ben Tennyson: He said his name.
  • Tarzan punches Ben
  • Ben Tennyson: He’s strong too! He can join us if that’s okay by you.
  • Ben puts a pacifier on Tarzan’s Mouth, he started sleeping
  • Tarzan (Baby): (Sleeping)
  • Tom Wachowski: Let’s Go Home.
  • Teodora Villavicencio: (In Tears) Goodbye, Tarzan.
  • Tarzan (Baby): (Sleeping)
  • 5 Years Later
  • Ben Tennyson: My Brother has been acting so wild all the sudden
  • Gwen Tennyson: Did He go outside?
  • Ben Tennyson: Since the five years he wears that loincloth and he has a long hair!
  • Gwen Tennyson: We tried to take him a bath some ago.
  • Tarzan (Young): HERE COMES THE MUD!!!
  • Mud spreads everywhere
  • Ben Tennyson: Tarzan! You need a Bath!!
  • Tarzan (Young): (Blows Raspberry) Why? Big bro?! You’re just acting too responsible!!
  • Ben Tennyson: I’m going to make him stop going Bananas!!
  • Ben grabs Tarzan
  • Tarzan (Young): Let me go!
  • Ben Tennyson: You need a bath man
  • Tarzan bites Ben's Hand
  • Ben Tennyson: Ow!
  • Tarzan makes the mess in the kitchen
  • Tarzan (Young): YOU LIED!
  • Ben Tennyson: Mom!!!
  • Maddie Wachowski: What happened?
  • Tom Wachowski: THERE'S A MESS IN THE KITCHEN!
  • Ben points at Tarzan
  • Tarzan (Young): What?!?! What did I do?
  • Ben Tennyson: You made the mess!
  • Gwen Tennyson: Ben’s right!
  • Tom Wachowski: TARZAN COME HERE!
  • Tarzan (Young): Yes?
  • Tom Wachowski: Did you make the mess?
  • Tarzan (Young): Yes?
  • Ben Tennyson: Just as I thought.
  • Tom Wachowski: TARZAN GO TO YOUR ROOM!
  • Ben Tennyson: Can I put him in the bathtub? I have to wash the mud off of him.
  • Tom Wachowski: Sure
  • Ben Tennyson puts Tarzan in the bathtub
  • Tarzan: Oh Great!
  • Tom Wachowski: I'm gonna clean up this mess
  • Tom Wachowski is cleaning the kitchen
  • Tarzan: I'm all... CLEAN!!!!!!
  • Ben Tennyson: Yeah, I don’t have Overflow anymore.
  • Tarzan: LOOK OVER THERE!
  • Ben Tennyson: Where?
  • Gwen puts the pajamas on Tarzan
  • Gwen Tennyson: How do you feel about those? Happy to wear them for the first time?
  • Tarzan: Those wouldn’t hurt (Chuckles)
  • Gwen Tennyson: You’ll probably sleep in those. All humans wear clothing.
  • Tarzan: Oh, really.
  • Ben Tennyson: You better get some sleep, Man.
  • Tarzan: NOPE! I DUCTTAPED THE MAN IN ORANGE!
  • Ben Tennyson: What?!
  • Tarzan yawns
  • Ben Tennyson: He’s sleeping
  • Man in Orange: I'M STUCK IN THIS TAPE! SOMEONE HELP ME!
  • Lucy/Wyldstyle: Who did that?
  • Man in Orange: TARZAN!
  • Lucy/Wyldstyle: Smells like Tarzan. Where is he?
  • Emmet rescues a man in orange
  • Man in Orange: (Points to the house) IN THIS HOUSE!
  • Emmet: We can start a family, right?
  • Lucy/Wyldstyle: I like daughters.
  • Emmet: Oh no. Anyone but the Powerpuff Girls.
  • Man in Orange: NOT THIS HOUSE! (Points to Tom Wachowski's House) THISA HOUSE!
  • Emmet: So That’s it.
  • At Tom Wachowski’s House
  • Tarzan is sleeping
  • Ben Tennyson was sleeping with him.
  • Emmet: Hello? Tom?
  • Lucy/Wyldstyle: Emmet, he’s asleep.
  • Tarzan: (Yawns) Who’s there?
  • Tom Wachowski: I'll go get the door
  • Tom opens the door.
  • Tom Wachowski: So what happened?
  • Lucy/Wyldstyle: I’ll tell you what happened!
  • Tom Wachowski: Go on
  • Lucy: Tarzan strapped the Orange Guy in Tape
  • Tom Wachowski: HE DID WHAT?!?!
  • Maddie Wachowski: Tarzan?!
  • Tarzan: Yes, mom?
  • Tom Wachowski: What did you do to this Orange Guy?
  • Tarzan: I must’ve duct taped him.
  • Lucy: I knew it.
  • Ben Tennyson: I’ll make sure you’ll never do it again.
  • Tom Wachowski: Tarzan go to your room.
  • Tarzan: Oh okay
  • The Next Morning
  • Man in Blue: Man nothing can ruin my day.
  • Tuck Carbunkle: Really?
  • Man in Blue: Yep!
  • Man in Blue crashed into the box
  • Man in Blue: I'm Okay
  • Tarzan: Tuck?
  • Tuck Carbunkle: Yes?
  • Tarzan: Remember me?
  • Tuck Carbunkle: I did.
  • Flashback starts
  • Baby Tarzan is enjoying the view
  • Then he sees Tuck Carbunkle
  • Tuck Carbunkle (Baby): Tarzan
  • Tarzan (Baby): Tuck
  • Baby Tarzan and Baby Tuck play around with each other.
  • Ben Tennyson is watching TV
  • Rango: OH NO! Riff and Skozz had accidentally dropped their watermelon on the road and then it rolls and getting me! HELP! HELP! HELP!
  • Rango noticed the watermelon crash into the fire hydrant
  • Rango: WOO-HOO! I'm Saved!
  • Baby Tarzan’s hair was turning white.
  • Gwen Tennyson: Ben, it’s snowing.
  • Ben Tennyson: I know. (He looks at Tarzan) Tarzan, your hair was white! Reminds me of Lincoln Loud’s Hair color!
  • Riff: OUR WATERMELON IS BROKEN!
  • Tarzan looks at the mirror.
  • Tarzan (Baby): (Gasps)
  • Ben Tennyson: Is something wrong here?
  • Gwen Tennyson: When it is snowing outside, Tarzan’s hair turned white.
  • Ben Tennyson: Don’t tell me his mother accidentally ate or drink the snowy hair potion on her food or drink. He was born with brown hair. And it turned white in winter, right?
  • Gwen Tennyson: Before his birth, right?
  • Ben Tennyson: Right
  • Ben Tennyson sees The Potion Outside
  • Ben Tennyson: I see that.
  • Tarzan (Baby): Bottle.
  • Tom Wachowski: (Screams) Tarzan, your hair!
  • Ben Tennyson: What kind of Potion is this?
  • Tom Wachowski: You look like Bam Bam Flintstone.
  • Tarzan (Baby): Huh?
  • Gwen Tennyson: You know from The Flintstones
  • Tom Wachowski nods yes
  • Tarzan (Baby): (Giggles)
  • Gwen Tennyson: Like That hairstyle?
  • Tarzan nods yes
  • Gwen hugs Tarzan
  • Tarzan yawns and started sleeping.
  • Gwen puts a pacifier in Tarzan’s mouth
  • Gwen Tennyson: Sleep tight, Tarzan.
  • Flashback ends
  • Tarzan: I remembered
  • Tuck Carbunkle: I saw your hair turn white when you’re a baby.
  • Tarzan: It’s Almost Winter now. You know my hair is still brown.
  • Tuck Carbunkle: I need to find the potion
  • Tarzan: The potion that turns my hair white at winter, right?
  • Tuck Carbunkle: Yeah
  • Tarzan: So you want to drink that and your hair would turn white as well?
  • Tuck Carbunkle: FOUND IT!
  • Kevin Levin: What did you kids found anyway?
  • Tuck Carbunkle: This!
  • Kevin Levin: A potion bottle!?
  • Tarzan: Yes
  • Kevin Levin: It’s empty! Wild Child!
  • Tarzan: How come?!
  • Kevin Levin: You drank it
  • Tarzan: My birth mom drank it. When I wasn’t born yet.
  • Kevin Levin: Oh
  • Ben Tennyson: His hair wasn’t white wet. It’s still brown, in the middle of November!
  • Tarzan: Right. I can rather wait for one month until my hair turns white.
  • Tuck Carbunkle: Well, okay.
  • One month later
  • Tarzan wakes up
  • Tarzan: It’s snowing already? I can’t believe it’s almost Christmas. And my hair turned white again. HEY BEN! You gotta see this!
  • Ben Tennyson: What is it?
  • Tarzan: My Hair turned white again.
  • Ben Tennyson: WHAT?!?!
  • Gwen Tennyson: This is the fifth time his hair turned white. Did that potion last forever?
  • Tarzan: I don’t know if it did last forever.
  • Gwen Tennyson: I’m calling Uncle Utonium.
  • Tarzan: You mean “Professor” Utonium?
  • Professor Utonium: I’m already here. So what’s happening so far?
  • Gwen Tennyson: Of Tarzan’s hair that turned white.
  • Optimus Prime: (Calls Tom Wachowski) This is Optimus Prime of Cybertron, Linnux will invade your home
  • Linnux: I'm gonna invade the house!
  • Tarzan: No you won’t!
  • Ben Tennyson: It’s Hero Time!
  • Optimus Prime kicks Linnux
  • Linnux: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
  • Optimus Prime: I kicked him to the moon
  • Professor Utonium: Now. Hold still, Tarzan.
  • Tarzan: Just one strand of my hair?
  • Professor Utonium: Yes. Just as I recognized this hair color before.
  • Tarzan: What is it?
  • Professor Utonium: Your hair turns white every winter.
  • Tarzan: Because of the Potion, Genius.
  • Professor Utonium: Yes, Yes I am!
  • Tarzan: I wonder if my birth parents are still alive.
  • Professor Utonium: They are alive
  • Tarzan: I gotta tell this to Aunt Maddie!
  • Maddie Wachowski: What is it?
  • Tarzan: My parents are alive!
  • Tom Wachowski: WHAT?!?!
  • At Leo And Teodora’s Residence
  • Leo San Juan: We must have Tarzan Back
  • Sam Collins: You're Right
  • Isabella: Don’t tell me its snowing out right?
  • Sam nods yes
  • Sam Collins: I do miss him as a baby.
  • Isabella: Me too.
  • Sam Collins: He's with the Wachowskis
  • Isabella: We must see him
  • Sam Collins: There’s something different with his hair?
  • Isabella: His hair changed during the winter
  • Sam Collins: How'd you know all this?
  • Isabella: Knowledge
  • Leo San Juan: We better go!
  • Sam Collins: Right!
  • At the Wachowski’ House
  • Tarzan was sleeping
  • Tom Wachowski hears the doorbell
  • Tarzan yawns
  • Tarzan: If my hair could’ve glowed at night.
  • Tom opens the door
  • Tom Wachowski: Hello?
  • Tarzan’s White Hair glows in the dark
  • Leo San Juan: Hello Mr. Wachowski
  • Tarzan: My hair glows when It’s nighttime!!
  • Teodora Villavicencio: Sounds like Tarzan!
  • Ben Tennyson: I bet when you say his hair is white.
  • Leo San Juan: His Hair is White?
  • Sam Collins: Isabella let one or two things slip, yes.
  • Leo San Juan: I’ll go check on him.
  • Tarzan: It glows once when I was an infant
  • Leo San Juan: We'll get you home
  • Tarzan: Thanks
  • Leo San Juan: It glows too?
  • Tarzan: Yep
  • Leo San Juan: Bliss and Rapunzel hairs glow in any emotion. And why yours?
  • Tarzan: I have no idea
  • Leo carries Tarzan
  • Tarzan: Am I home yet?
  • Leo San Juan: Yes
  • Tarzan: (Giggles)
  • Sam Collins: You're Home I'm so glad you're here
  • Leo San Juan: Isabella was right about the white hair thing.
  • Isabella: I know knowledge
  • Tarzan: Nice
  • Isabella: Thank You
  • Tarzan: You're Welcome
  • Android Mandark and Dick Dastardly showed up
  • Optimus Prime: INTRUDERS!
  • Tarzan: Good. This potion in me got me more strength and power too.
  • Android Mandark: Your robots disobeyed you But I can obey you to teach this child a lesson.
  • Optimus Prime stomps on Android Mandark
  • Tarzan: That teaches him.
  • Optimus Prime kicks Dick Dastardly to jail
  • Tarzan: (Yawns)
  • Dick Dastardly: DRATS!
  • Tarzan: I’m getting a little sleepy now. (Falls asleep)
  • Leo San Juan takes Tarzan to his room
  • Leo San Juan: Here's the Bed
  • Tarzan: Wow
  • Tarzan giggles
  • Tarzan jumps to bed
  • Audrey Smith laughs under Tarzan’s bed
  • Tarzan: Is there a monster under my bed?
  • Leo San Juan: No. it’s Audrey
  • Leo grabs Audrey’s Leg, catching her after he noticed
  • Audrey hisses like a raccoon
  • Leo San Juan: Hey
  • Audrey: Yeah, you didn’t know that I’m under this boy’s bed. I can’t stand liking it.
  • Tarzan: I remember you since in our playdate. Since we’re babies
  • Tuck Carbuckle: It all started
  • In Flashback
  • Baby Tarzan meets The Harvey Street Kids as babies
  • Tarzan (Baby): (Giggles)
  • Melvin (Baby): Goo-Goo
  • Pinkeye got his pinkeye for the first time
  • Tarzan (Baby): Bleh
  • Audrey (Baby): (Cackles)
  • Audrey licks baby Tarzan like a puppy
  • Tarzan giggles
  • Baby Lotta hugs Baby Tuck Carbunkle
  • Tarzan sees Tuck
  • Tuck Carbunkle: (Crying)
  • Tarzan came to him
  • Lotta hugs both Tarzan and Tuck to make them happy
  • Leo San Jaun came to them
  • Dot solving equations from Alphabet Blocks
  • Leo San Juan: That’s nice.
  • Lotta informing Leo that she hugged Tarzan and Tuck
  • Leo San Juan: You’re a hugger?
  • Lotta: I am
  • Tarzan: She’s cute, I believe she is. There’s a lot of kids we made friends with, The Harvey Street Kids, Mowgli, The Man Cubs, Kevin Levin, Timmy Turner, Jimmy Neutron, Dash, Violet and Jack-Jack.
  • Leo San Juan: You Met Jack-Jack?
  • Tarzan: Yep. And he almost laser eyed my hair off. Good thing my hair’s fine.
  • Leo San Juan: It’s still white and it’s almost Christmas.
  • Tarzan: Which date when I was born?
  • Matt: I dunno
  • Teodora Villavicencio: You're born in July 21st 2007
  • Tarzan: We can go and meet everyone in town
  • Leo San Juan: Fine by me.
  • Teodora Villavicencio: I used to be a ghost
  • Tarzan: Are you dead mom?
  • Teodora: No. not anymore. Just an expression
  • Tarzan: Oh
  • So they go out
  • Tarzan’s hair glows
  • Leo San Juan was shocked
  • Leo San Juan: It did glow
  • Unknown Ranger fainted
  • The Polar Express train whistled
  • Unknown Ranger climbs on broad on the cargo boxcar
  • I was here too on the back, with my son Samurai Jack as a child
  • Young Jack: (Shockingly) You’ve got to be kidding me!
  • Young Jack fainted
  • I carried him
  • Daniel Winsett: You okay, buddy?
  • Young Jack: I think so
  • Daniel Winsett: Where's Lotta anyway?
  • Young Jack: I don't see her anywhere
  • Lotta: Sorry I invited Tiny here.
  • Tinaceous T. Tonner: Hi.
  • Nate Gardner: Jack’s my Baby brother obviously
  • Jack Blows Raspberry at Nate
  • Nelson Muntz: HEY! (Pushes Nate Gardner down)
  • Young Samurai Jack: HEY!!
  • Nelson Muntz runs away
  • Young Samurai Jack: You better run away!!
  • Daniel Winsett: You tell him, Jack!!!
  • Back to the San Juan Family
  • Leo San Juan: So what's for dinner?
  • I heard the train whistle and it started to drive
  • They got on
  • ???
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