Cast[]
- Stan Marsh - Indiana Jones
- Kyle Broflovski - Han Solo (Star Wars)
- Eric Cartman - Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)
- Kenny McCormick - Short Round (Indiana Jones)
- Wendy Testaburger - Willie Scott (Indiana Jones)
- Bebe Stevens - Princess Leia (Star Wars)
- Randy Marsh - Henry Jones Sr. (Indiana Jones)
- Mr. Garrison - Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)
- Mr. Mackey - Yoda (Star Wars)
- Chef - Mace Windu (Star Wars)
- Terrance and Philip - Zero and Mega Man X (Mega Man X)
- Gregory - Mutt Williams (Indiana Jones)
- Butters Stoch - Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)
- Satan - Mola Ram (Indiana Jones)
- Saddam Hussein - Darth Maul (Star Wars)
- Le Mole - Qui-Gon Jinn (Star Wars)
- Army General - Commander Cody (Star Wars)
- Big Gay Al - Sallah (Indiana Jones)