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Cast:[]

  • Alice - Madison (Class of 3000)
  • Alice's Sister - Tamika (Class of 3000)
  • Dinah - Sagwa the Siamese Cat
  • The White Rabbit - TV (Elmo's World)
  • The Doorknob - Woog (We're Back!: A Dinosaur's Story)
  • The Dodo - Mordecai (Regular Show)
  • Parrot next to Dodo - Digit (Cyberchase)
  • Tweedledee and Tweedledum - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy (SpongeBob SquarePants)
  • Walrus - Beezy (Jimmy-Two Shoes)
  • Carpenter - Jimmy-Two Shoes
  • Mother Oyster - Blue Wildebeest (Kemono Friends)
  • The Oysters - Wildebeest Stampede (The Lion King)
  • Bill the Lizard - Iggy the Iguana (Alphabet Shed Show)
  • Rose - Rita Loud (The Loud House)
  • White Rose- Princess Mindy (The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie)
  • Daisy- Pearl (With Garnet and Amythest as Extras) (Steven Universe)
  • Iris- Joy (Inside Out)
  • Pansies- Jenny Wakeman (My Life as A Teenage Robot)
  • Lily- Libby Light Sprite (Wallykazam!)
  • Lilac- Gina Giant (Wallykazam!)
  • Tiger Lily and Dandy Lion- Stripes and Simba (Marvin The Tap-Dancing Horse and The Lion King)
  • Snooty Flower- Frankie Foster (Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends)
  • The Caterpillar - Rex (We're Back!: A Dinosaur's Story)
  • The Butterfly - Optimus Prime (Transformers)

Transcripts:[]

  • Madison: You can learn a lot of things from the flowers… Huh! Seems to me they could learn a few things about manners!
  • Rex (We're Back!: A Dinosaur's Story): A, e i o u, a e i o u, a e i o u, o, u e i o a, u e i a, a e i o u… Who are you?
  • Madison: I- I- I hardly know, sir! I changed so many times since this morning, you see…
  • Rex: I do not see. Explain yourself.
  • Madison: Why, I’m afraid I can’t explain myself, sir, because I’m not myself, you know…
  • Rex: I do not know.
  • Madison: Well, I can’t put it anymore clearly for it isn’t clear to me!
  • Rex: You? Who are you?
  • Madison: Well, don’t you think you ought to tell me- cough-cough, cough-cough, who you are first?
  • Rex: Why?
  • Madison: Oh dear. Everything is so confusing.
  • Rex: It is not.
  • Madison: Well, it is to me.
  • Rex: Why?
  • Madison: Well, I can’t remember things as I used to, and…
  • Rex: Recite.
  • Madison: Hmm? Oh! Oh, oh, yes, sir! Um… how doth the little busy bee, improve each shi…
  • Rex: Stop! That is not spoken correcitically. It goes: how…
  • Madison: Hihihi!
  • Rex: Hmm! How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheer… how cheer… Ahem!
  • Madison: Hihihihi!
  • Rex: How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.
  • Madison: Well I must say I’ve never heard it that way before…
  • Rex: I know, I have improved it.
  • Madison: Well, cough-cough-couch, if you ask me…
  • Rex: You? Huh, who are you?
  • Madison: Cough-cough, cough-cough, A-choo! Oh!
  • Rex: You there! Girl! Wait! Come back! I have something important to say!
  • Madison: Oh dear. I wonder what he wants now. Well…?
  • Rex: Keep your temper!
  • Madison: Is that all?
  • Rex: No. Exacitically, what is your problem?
  • Madison: Well, it’s exacitici-, exaciti-, well, it’s precisely this: I should like to be a little larger, sir.
  • Rex: Why?
  • Madison: Well, after all, three inches is such a wretched height, and…
  • Rex (Scary Voice): I am exacitically three inches high, and it is a very good height indeed!
  • Madison: But I’m not used to it. And you needn’t shout! Oh dear!
  • Optimus Prime: By the way, I have a few more helpful hints. One side will make you grow taller…
  • Madison: One side of what?
  • Optimus Prime: …and the other side will make you grow shorter.
  • Madison: The other side of what?
  • Optimus Prime (Scary Voice): The mushroom, of course!!
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