- Harley: Ooh. That’s champion, that is. What is it?
- The Joker: It’s a pie machine, you idiot. Animals go in, pies come out.
- Harley: Ooh. What kind of pies?
- The Joker: Apple.
- Harley: My favorite!
- The Joker: ANIMAL pies, you great bimbo! Imagine it: in less than a fortnight, every grocers in the county will be stocked with box upon box of Mister Joker’s Homemade Animal Pies.
- Harley: Just “Mister”?
- The Joker: Man’s touch. Makes the public feel more comfortable.
- Harley: Oh. How does it work?
- The Joker: Get me an animal and I'll show you.
- Harley: I know just the one.