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Cast[]

  • Genie - Roger Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)
  • Aladdin - Matt (Cyberchase)
  • Carpet - Dumbo
  • Abu - Piglet (Winnie the Pooh)
  • Elephant Abu - Bambi
  • Horse Abu - Pegasus (Hercules)
  • Car Abu - Sheriff (Cars)

Transcript[]

  • Roger Rabbit: Well, here we are... The jungle. And how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
  • Matt: Oh, you sure showed me. Now, about my three wishes.
  • Roger Rabbit: Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by one, boy.
  • Matt: Ah, no. I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own. Well, I feel sheepish. All right, you bad boy, but no more freebies. And it's a fair deal. So, three wishes. I want them to be good. What would you wish for?
  • Roger Rabbit: Me? Really? Of course. All I need is some... Freedom.
  • Matt: You're a prisoner?
  • Roger Rabbit: Yes, Matt. And it's all part and parcel of the whole genie gig Phenomenal cosmic powers... Itty bitty living space.
  • Matt: Gosh, that's terrible.
  • Roger Rabbit: But, oh, to be free... Not have to go, Poof. What do you need? Poof. What do you need? Poof. What do you need? To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world. But what am I talking about? Let's get real here. It's not gonna happen. Roger, wake up and smell the hummus.
  • Matt: Why not?
  • Roger Rabbit: The only way I get outta this is if my master wishes me out. So you can guess how often that's happened.
  • Matt: I'll do it. I'll set you free.
  • Roger Rabbit: Uh-huh, yeah, right.
  • Matt: No, really, I promise. After I make my first two wishes, I'll use my third wish to set you free.
  • Roger Rabbit: Well, here's hopin'. All right. Let's make some magic. So how about it? What is it you want most?
  • Matt: Well, there's this girl.
  • Roger Rabbit: Girl? How can make anybody fall in love with somer?
  • Matt: Oh, but, Roger, she's smart and fun and...
  • Roger Rabbit: Pretty?
  • Matt: Beautiful. She's got these eyes that just... And this hair. Wow. And her smile.
  • Roger Rabbit: Ami. C'est l'amour.
  • Matt: But she's the princess. To even have a chance, I'd have to be... Hey!
  • Roger Rabbit: A prince? My pleasure. (gives a nice white shirt with an orange waistcoat, red tie, brown trousers, yellow shoes, and a blue hat, that are put onto him, just to make a resembling target to Jiminy Cricket, and transforms Piglet into Bambi, who looks impressed)
  • Matt: Wow! Thanks for the new suitable costume. Now I am a star. (winks) This girl will be impressed when she sees me as a star.
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