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Maxfield is a crossover between Max from The Secret Life of Pets and Cloverfield.

This segment is from MAD2tv, Episode 5: Maxfield / Soy Luna Loud.

Summary

Max the Dog goes on an adorable rampage.

Characters

Transcript

Narrator: THE FOLLOWING FOOTAGE PARODIES THE MOVIE CLOVERFIELD. IF YOU DIDN'T SEE IT, YOU DIDN'T MISS MUCH. OF COURSE, THIS WON'T BE VERY GOOD EITHER.

Disney and Nick Celebrities: Surprise!

Leni Loud: Hey Dipper and Mabel, it's me, Leni.

Lincoln Loud: ...and Lincoln.

Lori Loud: Hey, that's my part.

Lincoln Loud: (slaps) I just want to join everyone here and wishing you...

Leni Loud: All your friends are here. Plus we invited you-know-who, because his girlfriend dumped him why.

Roger Rabbit: WHY? Why would you serve (Knocks over the plate) bacon at a time like this? Hey, you're not taping over my American Idol audition tape, are you?

Wakko Warner: Of course not! What do you think I am, games stupid?

Roger Rabbit: (singing) I love Jessica Rabbit for this.

Princess Rosalina: Good luck guys, I just wanted to say you're the- (RUMBLE!) That wasn't me. (BHHT!) OK, that was me.

Leni Loud: Look! Out the window.

Max: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

BZZT

(Title card: Maxfield)

BZZT

Chuck: Clifford thinks everyone wants to play!

AAAAAAHHHHHH!

CRASH! BZZT

Chuck: Oh, no! Wendy! Not here! Wendy, Dipper got splattered by a giant dog toy.

BZZT

Dipper Pines: How'd Max get so big?

Mabel Pines: (reading a Pets I Love You book) It says he got that way from a lot of love.

Disney and Nick Celebrities: Ohh.

(Mabel turns the page.)

Mabel Pines: Ohh, and alot of nuclear waste.

Disney and Nick Celebrities: Eww.

  • roars* *crashes*
  • crashes*

Mabel Pines: Yes! Maybe now I can win a Kid's Choice Award! Uhh, I mean *fake cries* poor Dipper!

BZZT

Chuck: Leni, what happened?

Leni Loud: Something came off and a taxi please!

BZZT

Marco Diaz: The Floettes is on its way.

Floette: What do you mean on its way? We've been here for half an hour. Word is you got a big dog ar....Wow!!!! Look at the size of it! AHHHHHHH!!!!!

Marco Diaz: That's just a dog. That's the giant dog.

(Max drools on the Bodi, Marco Diaz, and the Floettes)

BZZT

Roger Rabbit: Please! Nobody panic!

Mel: Who's panicking? This is just how we run. AAAAAHHHHH...

Bob: Don't let him get me! I'm a one of a kind movie character.

  • steals*

Bob: Uh-oh!

Jibanyan: I see your point. I'm getting out of here. (gets out of the trash can, revealing that he has Meloetta's legs)

Audience: (gasps)

Jibanyan: What? It's from my Meloetta's legs.

BZZT

Lincoln Loud: Approximately 7 hours ago, Max the Giant Dog appeared in Manhattan. This tape might be the only evidence--

Roger Rabbit: I love Jessica Rabbit for this. Ho ho ho! Ho ho ho!.....

BZZT

(THE END)

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