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This is a transcript of Meet The Robinsons (My Version).

  • [Columbia Pictures and DreamWorks Animation present]
  • [Meet The Robinsons (My Version)]
  • (Baby Sherman crying)
  • (feet pattering)
  • (knocking)
  • (Baby Sherman crying)
  • Charlie Bucket: Then I didn't choose that one because it was gonna give me pimples, so I choosed another scary one because, for all those years that I went for Halloween, I wasn't scary at all. I love baseball. It's my destiny to play that game. I don't really care about winning. Well, like, now I do 'cause, like, we've lost every game. I've gotten tired of it. I'm working, like, so hard. AII the balls are getting thrown to me. I'm trying to catch, like, every one. AII of the people in the outfield are all looking around and... Come on! Let's play some baseball, okay? Not the lazy game.
  • (car door closing)
  • Charlie Bucket: They're here. (razzing) Sherman? Sherman? (sighs)
  • (clicks)
  • (air horn blaring)
  • Sherman: Huh? Charlie! Hey, I did it, Charlie! I finished it! They are gonna love this!
  • Charlie Bucket: Nothing says "adopt me" like a weird invention.
  • Mrs. Keeper: Sherman! Sherman, the Brodys are here!
  • Sherman: Way ahead of you, Mrs. Keeper.
  • Mrs. Keeper: Wait! Wait! Wait, wait, wait. Remember, sit up straight. Look them in the eye. Smile. Let's fix your...
  • Sherman: Mrs. Keeper.
  • Mrs. Keeper: All right, all right, all right, all right. Go show them how special you are. Oh, I hope this is it. I hope he gets adopted.
  • Charlie Bucket: You and me both, chief.
  • Sherman: I mean, there's so many things in the world that can be improved. Just think of it. Moving sidewalks, flying cars. The possibilities are endless.
  • Professor Charles Brody: Flying cars? Yeah, that's a good one.
  • Sherman: All it takes is some imagination and a little science, and we can make the world a better place.
  • Professor Charles Brody: Well, these are all interesting ideas. So, what's your favorite sport?
  • Sherman: Well, does inventing count as a sport?
  • Professor Charles Brody: Actually...
  • Sherman: 'Cause I think I hit a home run with this one!
  • Professor Charles Brody: What is that?
  • Sherman: First, a question. What's the number one problem that you face when you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
  • Professor Charles Brody: Sherman, I don't think we...
  • Sherman: Portion control. Too much peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth, takes forever to chew. Too much jelly squishes out the sides and makes your hands all sticky. (exclaims in disgust) Well, I propose that the perfect P.B. and J. is within mankind's grasp, and I've built this machine to achieve it. For this demonstration, I'll use regular bread.
  • Mrs. Carolyn Brody: Honey, it's okay.
  • Sherman: As you can see, toasting is an option.
  • Mrs. Carolyn Brody: We don't usually eat peanut butter. Sherman, this is really not necessary.
  • Sherman: It's jammed!
  • (device buzzing)
  • Mrs. Carolyn Brody: Sherman, please, don't!
  • Sherman: Oops. What's happening?
  • Mrs. Carolyn Brody: Professor Brody has a peanut allergy!
  • Sherman: I'm sorry! Here let me help you get that off!
  • Mrs. Carolyn Brody: Stand back!
  • Professor Charles Brody: (gasping)
  • Sherman: Is he gonna be okay?
  • Mrs. Carolyn Brody: Breathe. Breathe.
  • Sherman: I'm so sorry! I didn't know!
  • Mrs. Carolyn Brody: It was really nice to meet you. We're gonna need some time to think about it.
  • Mrs. Keeper: Hi, folks. Everything all... (gasps) What happened?
  • Mrs. Carolyn Brody: Miss Duffy, that boy is definitely not right for us. Now, if you'll excuse me.
  • Mrs. Keeper: (stammering) I'm so sorry about this. If you would just...
  • (door slamming)
  • Mrs. Keeper: I made some lunch.
  • Sherman: Not hungry.
  • Mrs. Keeper: Poor Professor Brody.
  • Sherman: I killed him?
  • Mrs. Keeper: No. No! No, you didn't kill him. I called. He's perfectly fine.
  • Sherman: (sighs)
  • Mrs. Keeper: I was just gonna say that it's... It's too bad he didn't get to try a sandwich from that wonderful invention of yours.
  • Sherman: (scoffing) Yeah, real wonderful.
  • Mrs. Keeper: It's not you. We just haven't found the right couple yet.
  • Sherman: One hundred twenty-four.
  • Mrs. Keeper: What?
  • Sherman: That's how many adoption interviews I've had, 124.
  • Mrs. Keeper: Oh, Sherman, come on, now. You're exaggerating just to make your point.
  • Sherman: Plus, I'm gonna be 13 next year, and you know how hard it is for a teenager to get adopted. I have no future. No one wants me.
  • Mrs. Keeper: That's not true, Sherman!
  • Sherman: My own mother didn't even want me.
  • Mrs. Keeper: Now, stop it. You do not know that.
  • Sherman: Then why'd she give me up?
  • Mrs. Keeper: She may not have been able to take care of you. Did you ever think of that? I am sure that she was only thinking about what was best for you.
  • Sherman: I never thought of it that way.
  • Mrs. Keeper: Maybe she wanted to keep you, but she had no choice.
  • Sherman: You're right. My real mom is the only person who's ever wanted me.
  • Mrs. Keeper: Wait. I said "maybe."
  • Sherman: And if she wanted me then, she'll want me now.
  • Mrs. Keeper: What are you talking about?
  • Sherman: I have to find her, Mrs. Keeper, and when I do, she'll take me back, and we'll be a family again!
  • Mrs. Keeper: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Sherman, you can't do that. No one knows anything about her. No one even saw her.
  • Sherman: Wrong. I saw her once. She's in here. I just have to remember. That's it!
  • (Another Believer playing)
  • Rufus Wainwright: (singing) Hello
  • I got something to tell you
  • But it's crazy
  • I got something to show you
  • (inaudible)
  • Rufus Wainwright: So give me just one more chance
  • So give me just one more chance
  • One more glance
  • And I will make of you
  • Another believer
  • Guess what?
  • You got more than you bargained
  • Ain't it crazy?
  • You got more than you paid for
  • So give me just one more chance
  • So give me just one more chance
  • One more glance
  • One more hand to hold
  • One more hand to hold
  • You've been on my mind
  • Though it may seem I'm fooling
  • Wasted so much time
  • Though it may seem I'm fooling
  • (device buzzing)
  • Rufus Wainwright: What are we gonna do?
  • What are we gonna do?
  • What are we gonna do about it?
  • You've been on my mind
  • One more chance
  • Wasted so much time
  • One more chance
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