Cast:
- Chours-girls - Various Animals
- Sebastian the Fox - Count Duckula
- Bletch the Walrus - Baron Greenback (Danger Mouse)
- Arthur the Worm - Paddington Bear
- Pekingese - SuperTed
- Poodle - Rosie (Puppydog Tales)
- Wynyard the Frog - Hector the Dog (Hector's House)
- Trevor the Rat - Devious Diesel (Thomas and Friends)
- Heidi the Hippo - Pearl Pureheart (Mighty Mouse)
- Harry the Hare - Larry the Lamb (Stories from Toytown: Featuring Larry the Lamb)
- Lucille the Poodle - Yin (Yin Yang Yo!)
- Robert the Hedgehog - E.B. (Hop)
- Dorothy the Sheep - Fawn Deer (Disney's Bonkers)
- The Fly - Plankton (Spongebob Squarepants)
Transcript[]
- Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. Welcome to the newest, the greatest... the most spectacular show... in entertainment history. Put your hand together... for the fabulous Feebles Variety Hour!
- Muppets Characters/Chours-girls: Meet the Feebles, meet the Feebles. We're not average ordinary people. Meet the Feebles, meet the Feebles.
- Baron Greenback/Bletch: This is a historic moment, Paddington. Tonight we rocket into superstardom!
- Paddington Bear/Arthur: It's an honour to be a part of it, Mr. Greenback.
- SuperTed/Pekingese and Rosie/Poodle: An mousepotamus.
- Jeopardy Mouse/Chours-girls: Be sure we guarantee to amuse you.
- Gadget Hackwrench/Chours-girls: Wait to meet the Feebles.
- Hector the Dog/Wynyard: Hey Diesel, I've got fifty bucks, man. I've got to have it. I'm on real soon. This is serious, man. Look at my hands.
- Devious Diesel/Trevor: Come with me.
- Paddington Bear/Arthur: Gorblimey! Is that a real Havana, Mr. Greenback?
- Baron Greenback/Bletch: Would you like one, Paddington?
- Paddington Bear/Arthur: Would I ever? Thanks a million, Mr. Greenback. You're a scholar and a gent. I haven't had one of these since my twenty first. It's a real man's smoke, ain't it, Mr. Greenback?
- Pearl Pureheart/Heidi: On another day... it may come again... it's a Valentine... from a special friend... that certain someone...
- Count Duckula/Sebastian: Greenback, it's going fabulously! I've just heard from the network. They've confirmed a syndicated series! And the critics! The critics are adoring it!
- Baron Greenback/Bletch: A syndicated series, eh? Well done, Duckula.
- Count Duckula/Sebastian: I can see the headlines now. "Director's Artistic Genius... Makes Feeble Evening... Outstanding Success".
- Larry the Lamb/Harry: I've got to go on! I've got to go on! My public loves me. I can't disappoint them.
- Yin/Lucille: E.B., we have to talk.
- E.B./Robert: We've nothing to say each other.
- Yin/Lucille: I want to tell you what happened.
- E.B./Robert:I thought you were nice.
- Yin/Lucille: I am nice.
- E.B./Robert: No, you're not. You're loose!
- Yin/Lucille: No!
- E.B./Robert: And you drink!
- Yin/Lucille: No!
- E.B./Robert: You're nothing but a loose lush, Yin! And... I never want to see you again.
- (Yin/Lucille crying)
- Pearl Pureheart/Heidi: The garden of love...
- Devious Diesel/Trevor: I say everyone, who's the dirty person... who did the great big stinky poo that's blocking up the toilet?
- Fawn Deer/Dorothy: God Diesel, must you be so disgusting?
- The Plankton/The Fly: Oh, choice! What are you doing? Let me go!
- Baron Greenback/Bletch: You've been telling stories again, haven't you?
- The Plankton/The Fly: You got a problem with the article, write to the editor.
- Baron Greenback/Bletch: That won't be necessary.
- The Plankton/The Fly: Help me! (screams)
- Devious Diesel/Trevor: What do you know, boss, a left-wing reporter!
- Baron Greenback/Bletch: We can't have a biased press, can we Diesel?
- Devious Diesel/Trevor: No boss.
- The Plankton/The Fly: (screams)
- Baron Greenback/Bletch: Now that's what I call an impartial journalist.
Movies/TV Shows Used:[]
- Ed Edd 'n' Eddy
- The Muppet Show
- Count Duckula
- Danger Mouse
- Paddington (1975 TV Series)
- SuperTed
- Puppydog Tales
- Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers
- Hector's House
- Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends
- School Zone Classics
- Classic Mighty Mouse Shorts
- Stories from Toytown: Featuring Larry the Lamb
- Yin Yang Yo!
- Hop (2011)
- Peppa Pig
- The Secret of NIMH
- Raw Toonage
- The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
- The Rescuers
- Spongebob Squarepants
- The Spongebob Movie: Sponge Out of Water