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Miranda and Luna were sitting in the library reading about imagination. Miranda: Gee, Luna, Imagination is cool! Luna: I know! i always use it to find asnwers to many questions i have. Miranda: Hey, i've always wondered what's your wildest dream? Luna: I usually have always wanted to be a roly poly. You? Miranda: Same. I like to roll around as a panda, but i've always wondered how rolling like a roly poly was like. It might just be the same thing, but smaller. Luna: Well, why not make belive we're roly polies? Miranda: Ok! That sounds cool! But, what if some things like Wigglers, Mega-Goombas, and mean birds try to harm us? Luna: Don't worry, we can just roll ourselves up and protect ourselves. They may even be nice, and just want some help! Miranda: Well, ok. If you say so! The two the make believe they're roliy polies, and are transported to a tree of some sort. Miranda and Luna: Wow, this is amazing! They head through the grass to the tree when they hear rusling noises. Luna: Whoa! What was that? They quickly roll up and turn around to look. They see a Wiggler,(Who is a prince) With Mini Goomba Groups (MGG's) surrounding him. P. Wiggler: Uh, Hello? Luna: Oh, It's just a wiggler and mini goombas. P. Wiggler: Sorry if we scaerd you. We were just patroling for anyone walking by, but don't worry, we're friendly. M. Goombas: Yeah, we don't bite. We'll be nice. Both unroll and greet them. Miranda: Hi there! I'm Miranda the Panda Poly, and this is Luna. How do you do? P. Wiggler: i am fine, as well as my mini friends here, but we're having a bit of plight. Miranda: Oh, is something wrong? P. Wiggler: Well, you see, we here are forced to work for BBB King Bird. He Speaks only in Bumo Language like the Yellow Devil, and he forces us to patrol until regular meal times. Sometimes we do find food, but he only keeps it all to himself what we find. We only wish to be free and seek our own dreams in life. Miranda: Aw, That sounds sad. Don't worry, we'll help you, right luna? Luna: Yeah! We can roll up and look like food, and get the bird king when he least expects it! P. Wiggler: You would really do that? Oh Thank You So Much. I'll transport you to him right away! P. Wiggler and his M. Goombas transport the 2 rolled up rolie polies to the BBB King Bird's Lair, where he is sitting on his throne. (note: I'm writing english to give translation for BBB King Bird. call him BBB, though, for short.) BBB: Finally, You're back. And you found food! What is this, though? P. Wiggler: Dead PillBugs, sire. They're bugs, aren't they? You like bugs. BBB: Well, let's see how durable they are. Use them as bowling balls and see if they're too weak. P. Wiggler: What if they're too strong and tough though, My Liege? BBB: Ah, come on, there is absolutley no such thing. Let's do this already! They all roll the 2 Rolie polies into some pins made of wood. 2 trikes are made but the rolie polies roll through the wall. BBB Is Astounded and shocked. BBB: WHAT? How is this possible?! P. Wiggler (innocently): I dunno Sire. Maybe Those were rocks. we should see if they're still ok. BBB, P. Wiggler and the M. Goombas go down the tree to find the 2 unrolled Rolie Polies. Luna: So, are we perfect yet? Miranda: Or is there more testing needed? P. Wiggler: well of course! your hard shells need some massasing, unless the king thinks otherwise. BBB: NO! Wait! I had no idea you were so strong! I don't like rock hard-food, I never even knew it existed! I never asked for this! I just want to rule in Peace. I Really am sorry! Luna: Then can you let P. Wiggler and his M. Goombas free? BBB: Of Course! I Even apoligize if i was ever mean to them! Can they ever forgive me? P. Wiggler: Don't worry, King! I forgive you. M. Goombas: us too! BBB: Oh Thank heavens! I'm so happy! Luna checks the time on her Aha and says: Oh, I think we better get going, Miranda. P. Wiggler (sadly): Really? I mean, right now? M. Goombas: Will you come back and visit soon? Miranda and Luna: Of Course We Will! One of the M. Goombas: Phew, Good. The Roliy Polies bid farewell and leave. Soon, Luna and Miranda are  rolling at home in the backyard. Miranda: That was a fun Roly Poly Adventure, Huh Luna? Luna: Yeah it was. Well, I guess we better get home. See you tommorow! Miranda: Bye! Both of them are toward their doors before standing up and going inside.


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