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  • Tosa Inu: All my life, I’ve live and worked in the big city, which, now what I think of it, is kind of a problem, since I always feel uncomfortable around crowds. I mean it. I have this fear of enclosed spaces. I-I-I… Everything makes me feel trapped all the time. You know, I always tell myself there’s gotta be something better out there. But maybe I… maybe I think too much. I-I-I think everything must go back to the fact that I had a very anxious childhood. You know, my mother never had time for me. When you’re the middle child in a family of 5 million, you don’t get any attention. I mean, how is it possible? And-And I’ve always had these abandonment issues which plague me. My father was-was basically a drom, like I’ve said. And, you know, the guy flew away when I was just a larva. And my job, don’t get me started on, because it really annoys me. I-I was not cut out to be a worker, I’ll tell you right now. [getting up out of bed] I-I-I feel physically inadequate. My whole life, I’ve never been able to lift more than 10 times my own body weight. And, and, when you get down to it, handling dirt is, you know… [shuddering] …is not my idea of a rewarding career. It’s this whole gung ho, superorganism thing, that… that, you know, I can’t get. I try, but I don’t get it. I mean, you know, I’m… What is it? I’m supposed to do everything for the colony. And-And what about my needs? What about me? I’ve gotta believe there’s someplace out there that’s better than this. Otherwise, I would just curl up in a larval position and weep. [he sighs] The whole system makes me feel… [exhales] insignificant.
  • Dogo Canario: (Barking)
  • Tosa Inu: (Barking)
  • Dogo Canario: (Panting)
  • Tosa Inu: (Moans)
  • Dog:
  • Tosa Inu: (Barking)
  • Boxer: (Barking)
  • Tosa Inu: (Barking)
  • Boxer: (Panting) (Barking)
  • Tosa Inu: (Growling Barking)
  • English Mastiff: (Barking)
  • All: (Barking)
  • Tosa Inu: (Barking)
  • English Mastiff: (Barking)
  • Boxer: (Barking)
  • Tosa Inu: (Barking)
  • Fila Brasileiro: (Barking)
  • Tosa Inu: (Barking)
  • Boxer: (Barking)
  • Tosa Inu: (Barking) (Panting)
  • English Mastiff (Barking)
  • Tosa Inu: (Barking)
  • English Mastiff: (Barking)
  • Tosa Inu: (Barking Growling)
  • Dogo Canario: (Barking)
  • Tosa Inu: (Barking)
  • Dogo Canario: (Barking)
  • Boxer: (Whimpering)
  • Tosa Inu: (Moans)
  • Tosa Inu: (Panting)
  • Tosa Inu: (Panting)
  • Boerboel: (Barking)
  • Tosa Inu: (Barking)
  • Boerboel: (Barking) (Moans) (Panting)
  • Tosa Inu: (Barking Moans)
  • Boerboel: (Gasps)
  • Tosa Inu: (Panting)
  • Boerboel: (Barking)
  • Tosa Inu: (Barking)
  • Boerboel: (Growling Barking)
  • Tosa Inu: (Barking)
  • Boerboel: (Panting)
  • Tosa Inu: (Barking)
  • Boerboel: (Barking)
  • Tosa Inu (Panting)
  • Boerboel (Panting Barking)
  • Tosa Inu (Panting)
  • Boerboel: (Barking)
  • Tosa Inu (Barking)
  • Boerboel: (Barking Growling)
  • Boxer (Barking)
  • Bullmastiff (Barking)
  • Boerboel: (Yawns Panting)
  • Tosa Inu: (Barking)
  • Boerboel: (Panting)
  • Tosa Inu: (Barking)
  • Boerboel: (Barking)
  • Tosa Inu: (Barking)
  • Boerboel: (Panting)
  • Tosa Inu: (Panting Barking)
  • Rhodesian Ridgeback: (Barking)
  • Rough Collie: (Barking)
  • Rhodesian Ridgeback: (Barking)
  • Boerboel: (Barking)
  • Rhodesian Ridgeback: (Barking)
  • Rough Collie: (Barking) (Panting)
  • Rhodesian Ridgeback: (Barking)
  • Rough Collie: (Barking)
  • Rhodesian Ridgeback: (Panting)
  • Rough Collie (Panting)
  • Tosa Inu: (Panting Barking)
  • Rhodesian Ridgeback:
  • Tosa Inu:
  • Boerboel:
  • Tosa Inu:
  • Boerboel:
  • Tosa Inu:
  • Tosa Inu and Boerboel:
  • Boerboel: (Barking)
  • Tosa Inu: (Barking)
  • Boerboel: (Barking)
  • Tosa Inu and Boerboel:
  • Tosa Inu: (Barking)
    • Boerboel: (Barking)
    • Z: Let me ask you something. What made you come to the bar that night?
    • Bala: I guess I was looking for a little trouble.
    • Z: Well... [chuckling] ...trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but, uh, I don't want you to spread that around.
    • Bala: You're pretty strange. You do know that, don't you?
    • Z: Well... [clears throat] ...strange's not exactly the word I would use.
    • Bala: I like it. You're not like anyone else.
    • Z: Actually, now that you mention it, there is a certain strangeness to me. I mean, it's a, you know, kind of a bizarre quality. Some have said "freak." But it's, uh, you know, complimentary. [he looks at Bala]
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