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This is a transcript for Mutiny on the Krusty (SpongeBob SquarePants (My Version)).

  • Johnny Elaine: [on TV] News flash! A severe rip current may soon touch down in Bikini Bottom! Residents are warned to bar all windows and stay indoors!
  • [The rip current sends the television flying off-screen. Numerous objects like Joe hammering boards on his window, a can of beans, a bone, a house, and a cow. The television comes back with Little Bear following behind.]
  • Johnny Elaine: [on TV] Save yourselves!
  • [Below the rip current, George Lopez, who appears to be in a cranky mood, is heading towards the Krusty Krab.]
  • George Lopez: Ah, rip current, schmip current! Ain't nothin'.
  • [George Lopez enters the restaurant and meets up with SpongeBob and Timmy Turner.]
  • SpongeBob: Gee, George Lopez, do you think the rip current will hit the Krusty Krab?
  • [SpongeBob makes strange moments of what will happen to the restaurant when the rip current strikes.]
  • Timmy Turner: Uh, shouldn't we clear the docks? Or batten down the patches? Or whatever people say?
  • George Lopez: Calm your waters. [points to the danger meter on his knee] Me sailor's knee says we're not in danger. See? Now, get back to work!
  • Dora: Excuse me. Are we in any kind of peril?
  • Steve: I think we should all go home.
  • George Lopez: As soon as you buy some patties to go, you can go.
  • Linny: I'll have three Krabby Patties. [a loud rumble shakes the restaurant] On second thought, cancel that order!
  • [George Lopez grabs Linny's bag and dumps her money in Timmy Turner's cash register.]
  • George Lopez: No takie-backsies! Three Krabby Patties.
  • [George Lopez's money detector goes off.]
  • George Lopez: [gasps] Me money detector! Where do ya think you're goin'? Get back in there and spend the rest of your money!
  • Pablo: But I needed it for rent!
  • George Lopez: Listen up, everybody! New store policy! All money brought into this store must be spent here!
  • Tyrone: Tyrant!
  • [George Lopez sneaks up behind Tyrone]
  • George Lopez: Oh, tyrant am I? Alright, I'm a tyrant! The worst in all the seven seas! One of 'em! [growls]
  • SpongeBob: Gee, why is George Lopez so crabby today?
  • Timmy Turner: Probably because it's payday.
  • [George Lopez grabs the microphone.]
  • George Lopez: Pay day's been canceled! Now, hear this! I'm captain of the ship! Captain George! And I say no rip current will ever harm the Krusty Krab!
  • [Suddenly, a sunken ship flies down and the anchor crashes through the roof of the Krusty Krab. The ship pulls the restaurant off the ground and sends it flying into the air. The movements make the The Backyardigans, The Wonder Pets, Dora, Steve, Blue, and Periwinkle fly back and forth. Timmy Turner gets his legs tangled to a pole. SpongeBob attempts to flip Krabby Patties. George Lopez struggles to hold on the register boat but ended up getting bombarded with barrels. Despite his injuries, he checks the danger meter on his sailor's knee. He taps on it and the pointer moves to the red section.]
  • George Lopez: Darn arthritis!
  • [The chain snaps off the ship's anchor and the restaurant is flying out of control. George Lopez falls in a barrel. The Backyardigans, The Wonder Pets, Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, and Timmy Turner struggle to hold on as the rip current carries the restaurant away from Bikini Bottom. In a desperate attempt to save everyone, SpongeBob jumps out of the kitchen and uses his teeth to make a key out of his spatula. He opens the chest and pulls down the lever. Outside, it activates sails and a rudder. SpongeBob grabs a table and uses it as a steering wheel. The restaurant is now safely being steered through the rip current. Timmy Turner, who was squished under a customer's butt, comes down from the pole.]
  • SpongeBob: Timmy, while I steer you tell everyone we're safe.
  • Timmy Turner: [through microphone] It's alright now, everybody! Everything's under control now! And whatever!
  • [Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, and The Wonder Pets climb down the mast.]
  • Dora: Three cheers for Timmy Turner!
  • Blue: (Barks The guy who saved our lives!)
  • Tyrone: Let's make him our new captain!
  • Periwinkle: Hip hip...
  • Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, and The Wonder Pets: Hooray for Captain Timmy Turner!
  • SpongeBob: Congratulations, Timmy! Uh, I mean Captain Timmy!
  • [George Lopez, who is still stuck in a barrel, rolls between Timmy Turner, Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, and The Wonder Pets.]
  • George Lopez: What's the meanin' of this?
  • Uniqua: What should we do with this tyrant, Captain Timmy?
  • George Lopez: Captain Timmy?
  • Tasha: Let's flog him!
  • Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans and The Wonder Pets: Yeah!
  • Tuck: Let's tie him to the mast!
  • Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, and The Wonder Pets: Yeah!
  • SpongeBob: Let's put the past behind us and start all over!
  • Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, and The Wonder Pets: No!
  • George Lopez: This is mutiny! Listen here, Timmy! Fun is fun, but get me outta here!
  • Timmy Turner: Sorry. I don't think that's the captain's job. You're on your own.
  • [SpongeBob inexplicably jumps off the register boat, leaving the restaurant steering out of control.]
  • SpongeBob: Hey, everybody, can we take a time out? This is George Lopez we're talking about. The worst tyrant in the seven seas.
  • George Lopez: You're not helpin', boy.
  • SpongeBob: You remember George Lopez. He's the man who brought you the Krabby Patty.
  • [Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, murmur in agreement. As SpongeBob is lecturing everyone, George Lopez is being rolled back and forth in the barrel.]
  • SpongeBob: And he's the man who brought you the Double Krabby Patty. And the Krabby Patty with cheese. And the Bratty Patty for kids.
  • George Lopez: Um, little help here!
  • SpongeBob: He also created the Chatty Patty for teens. And who can forget the Hatty Patty? The patty you wear as a hat.
  • Austin: I wear it because I'm bald.
  • Ming-Ming: Well, I guess any man who invented the Hatty Patty can't be all bad. Okay, let's get him out.
  • [But before they do so, George Lopez is sliding towards the front doors and is being hurled out.]
  • George Lopez: Whoa! Man overboard! [screams]
  • SpongeBob: No! George Lopez!
  • Timmy Turner: Well, I guess that solves that problem.
  • [Austin takes off his Hatty Patty to honor Mr. Krabs' supposed death. He then eats the Hatty Patty.]
  • SpongeBob: I know you'll come back to us, George Lopez!
  • [The Krusty Krab flies through the rip current and the screen fades black. The screen turns back to the inside of the restaurant.]
  • SpongeBob: Until then, [takes out a dollar, licks it, and pastes it on the doors] I'll leave a dollar in the window for ya.
  • Dora: Hey, it's Captain Timmy's fault that we lost the man who invented the Hatty Patty!
  • Blue: (Barks Yeah! We're fickle! And we say you're the tyrant now!)
  • Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, and The Wonder Pets: Yeah!
  • Timmy Turner: Uh, uh, don't be hasty! Remember, I'm... I'm still the captain! The Hatty Patty was my idea!
  • Steve: But we're still stuck in this rip current!
  • Pablo: We'll never get out!
  • [Steve and Pablo corners Timmy Turner, but Timmy Turner gets his head tangled into the spinning steering wheel.]
  • Timmy Turner: Oh, barnacles!
  • [With Timmy Turner tangled in the steering wheel, the rudder turns left and right and the restaurant flies out of control. Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, and The Wonder Pets fly back and forth again. Timmy Turner pulls his head out of the steering and his head spins back into place. The restaurant spins out of the rip current and crash-lands safely on the ground.]
  • Linny: We're alive! Captain Timmy steered us out of the rip current!
  • Tyrone: How about a cheer for Captain Timmy?
  • [Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, and The Wonder Pets cheer.]
  • Timmy Turner: Thank you! Thank you! Just doin' my job as captain protecting my crew.
  • SpongeBob: Whoa! Where are we?
  • [SpongeBob, Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, and The Wonder Pets look out the window and what they see is a beautiful landscape with plants growing everywhere. An unnamed sea creature flies around.]
  • Periwinkle: Oh, look at that. That's amazing.
  • Uniqua: This neighborhood's crazy! I wonder if there are any good places to eat.
  • Tasha: You think maybe they got a Krusty Krab around here?
  • Tuck: Hey, good idea! I could go for a Krabby Patty.
  • SpongeBob: I'm calling the local Krusty Krab right now.
  • [SpongeBob pulls part of his head off and forms it into a telephone. He dials the number. The Krusty Krab phone rings.]
  • Timmy Turner: Hello, Krusty Krab.
  • SpongeBob: Yes, I'd like to place an order.
  • [Timmy Turner pushes the receiver into SpongeBob's head in frustration. The receiver rings in SpongeBob's head. Suddenly, a monster appears at the front door, scaring the customers. Timmy Turner runs away in fright, leaving a puddle of ink behind. The monster spreads its slimy tongue around Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, and The Wonder Pets.]
  • Ming-Ming: Captain!
  • Austin: You gotta save us!
  • [The monster licks SpongeBob's eyeballs off his face.]
  • SpongeBob: [screams] Captain Timmy!
  • [SpongeBob's eyes jump back on his face. Timmy Turner is nowhere to be seen. The monster wraps his tongue all over SpongeBob.]
  • SpongeBob: Um, I know where he is.
  • [SpongeBob runs into the kitchen and opens the closet. He throws everything out and pulls a box out with the word "fragile" on it. He opens the box and finds another box with the word "pickles" on it. He opens it, pulls out a jar, and takes Timmy Turner out of the jar.]
  • SpongeBob: Uh, Captain, sorry to interrupt, but the crew needs you to protect them.
  • Timmy Turner: Are you crazy? I can't fight a monster!
  • SpongeBob: Oh, I'm afraid the crew insists, sir.
  • [Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, and The Wonder Pets, with random weapons, growl in anger and Timmy Turner becomes nervous. Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, and The Wonder Pets carry Timmy Turner out of the kitchen.]
  • Timmy Turner: I don't want to be captain! I don't want to be captain!
  • [SpongeBob gives Timmy Turner a mop for him to fight and Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, and The Wonder Pets throw him out. But instead of fighting the monster like he's supposed to, he ends up getting eaten. Everyone is stunned.]
  • Dora: Well, that was anti-climatic.
  • Blue: (Barks Maybe he'll make the monster sick.)
  • Periwinkle: Okay. Who had their money on Captain Timmy? Pay up.
  • [SpongeBob gives Periwinkle and Steve some of his money.]
  • SpongeBob: Well, somebody has to step up, fight that monster, and become captain! And that somebody is me!
  • [SpongeBob pulls up his pants. He pulls out his left eyeball, blows on it, rubs it, and puts it back on. He smells his breath, which smelled terrible. He drinks some mouth wash, gargles, and swallows it. He does karate moves but notices his shoe is untied. He ties his shoe. He trips his nails. And finally, he pulls a loose string off his pants.]
  • SpongeBob: Oh, what was I doing now?
  • [Suddenly, everyone hears a distant scream from above. The scream turned out the but none other than George Lopez, who comes crashing through the roof and landing on a table. However, George Lopez is still angry about Timmy Turner being in charge.]
  • SpongeBob: George Lopez, you're alive! Oh, welcome back, captain!
  • George Lopez: Haven't you forgotten something? I am not captain anymore! Timmy is!
  • SpongeBob: Uh, uh. The monster ate him. We need a captain and that's you! Isn't that right?
  • [Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, and The Wonder Pets chatter in agreement.]
  • George Lopez: Why would I want to be captain to such a sorry bunch of lubbers? I'm through!
  • [The monster's tentacle breaks through the window.]
  • George Lopez: And that's comin' out of your pay!
  • SpongeBob: George Lopez, this job calls for a dictator like you!
  • [George Lopez selfishly pouts like a spoiled child. The monster's tentacle breaks through the window again.]
  • SpongeBob: Do something, George Lopez!
  • George Lopez: Beg me.
  • Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, and The Wonder Pets: Please, please, please!
  • SpongeBob: We're begging you! Please!
  • [The monster licks everywhere and George Lopez gets covered in saliva.]
  • George Lopez: Not buyin' it.
  • Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, and The Wonder Pets: Oh, come on! We'll do anything! Please!
  • [George Lopez still acts like a spoiled child and continues to pout. SpongeBob gets an idea and runs into George Lopez's office. He grabs George Lopez's first dime.]
  • SpongeBob: Got it! [runs back] Do you know what this is, George Lopez?
  • George Lopez: I don't care.
  • SpongeBob: It's the first dime you ever earned and I'm going to tear it up if you don't go back to being the meanie we need!
  • George Lopez: I said I don't care.
  • SpongeBob: Okay, here goes!
  • [SpongeBob attempts to break it, but to no avail. He tries to cut it with an axe, but it shatters to dust. He tries to saw it in half with a power saw, but instead, it makes the saw fly off, hitting someone offscreen.]
  • Unnamed man: My leg!
  • George Lopez: Ha! You lose!
  • [SpongeBob mopes as he is about to give up. However, he got another idea.]
  • SpongeBob: Well then, I'm gonna do the worst thing I can do to your old dime!
  • George Lopez: Oh yeah? What's that?
  • SpongeBob: [whispers] Spend it.
  • [This time, George Lopez reacts in a gasp and becomes nervous. SpongeBob walks over to a candy machine and is about to use his dime to spend it on candy.]
  • George Lopez: Oh, no you don't! Come here!
  • [George Lopez jumps on SpongeBob and gives back the first dime.]
  • George Lopez: Alright, everybody! What am I?
  • Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, and The Wonder Pets: Umm... uh..
  • [The monster's tentacle breaks through the window again.]
  • George Lopez: Come on! It starts with a T!
  • SpongeBob: A tree?
  • [George Lopez glares at SpongeBob.]
  • Dora: A teddy bear?
  • Steve: A tuba?
  • Blue: (Barks You're a tyrant?)
  • George Lopez: I can't hear you!
  • Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, and The Wonder Pets: A tyrant! [cheers]
  • George Lopez: Correct! Alright, I'll save ya. But you gotta promise to spend most of your, all of your money right here! Got it?
  • [Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, and The Wonder Pets chatter in agreement. The monster breaks through the front doors and spreads his tongue all over the place, scaring the customers.]
  • George Lopez: [hands SpongeBob his dime] Hold on to me dime, boy-yo.
  • [George Lopez charges out of the restaurant and he and the monster hurls towards each other as they are ready to fight. The monster opens his mouth and eats George Lopez whole. Everyone is stunned.]
  • Periwinkle: Well, that was anti-climatic.
  • Pablo: Again.
  • [However, George Lopez is still alive and is beating up the monster inside. He makes the monster spit Timmy Turner out. Timmy Turner frantically runs back into the restaurant. George Lopez punches one of the monster's eyes out and swings down. He bounces on one of its tentacles and lands on its head. He then bangs on the monster's eyes like he's playing bongo drums. SpongeBob, Timym Turner, Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, and The Wonder Pets dance in rhythm. The monster shakes George Lopez off his head and sends him flying into a coral plant. But George Lopez comes out of the plant and flies directly into the monster's hand. The monster pulls George Lopez's legs off and pulls off his right arm.]
  • George Lopez: Wait a minute! Gimme that!
  • [George Lopez hits the monster on his head and makes him let go. George Lopez then sends the monster flying with his severed arm and puts it back on. The monster collides with a boulder and breaks into tiny monsters. The tiny monsters run away and everyone in the Krusty Krab cheers. The scene changes to SpongeBob giving George Lopez his first dime while they're sitting on the roof of the restaurant.]
  • SpongeBob: Here you go, George Lopez. You earned it.
  • George Lopez: Well, boy-yo, you believed in me. So, today will be a payday for you.
  • Timmy Turner: What about me?
  • George Lopez: You, Ex-Captain Timmy, have gone from payday to mayday! Mush! Every last one of ya! All the way back to Bikini Bottom! [laughs]
  • [The episode ends with Timmy Turner, Dora, Steve, Blue, Periwinkle, The Backyardigans, and The Wonder Pets pulling the Krusty Krab back to Bikini Bottom while SpongeBob and George Lopez sit on the roof.]
  • The End.
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