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  • Narrator: Before evil sorcerers cast their spells...
  • (Baron Greenback Laughs Sinisterly)
  • Narrator: Before perilous rulers would be kings...
  • (Maximus IQ. Dances)
  • Narrator: Before wicked witches ruled the sea...
  • (Catrina Growls Angrily)
  • Narrator: There was an apple.
  • Stretch: Dip the apple in the brew. Let the sleeping death seep through.
  • Narrator: The one that started it all.
  • Stretch: Make a wish...
  • Nellie the Elephant: I wish... I wish...
  • Stretch: ...and take a bite.
  • (Nellie Bites into the Apple)
  • Stretch: Then I'll be fairest in the land! (Laughing Sinisterly)
  • Narrator: Nellie White and the Seven Animals. Coming Soon to YouTube.
  • Mrs. Toad: Through wind and darkness I summon thee.
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