FANDOM


Main

This article is a stub. You can help The Parody Wiki by expanding it.

This is a transcript for No Service (D.W., Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, and The Tibble Twins (Mickey Mouse)).

  • D.W., Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, Timmy Tibble, and Tommy Tibble: (Whistling)
  • D.W. Read: Well, this is the spot. The others are supposed to meet us here any minute. Hey, look! (Chuckles) (Pointed at the Snack Shack) Let's get some lunch and surprise them with a picnic.
  • Tyler: Yeah!
  • Timmy Turner: I'll be right with you fellers in a minute... Hey! Can't you clowns read?
  • Tommy Pickles: What? Huh?
  • Monroe Timmy Billy: Huh?
  • Timmy Turner: The sign on the door says... No Shirt. No Shoes. No Service! I'm tryin' to run a classy establishment here.
  • Taylor Fishbowl: Now what do we do?
  • (D.W., Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, Timmy Tibble, and Tommy Tibble look at The Fish Friends and The Fish Friends look at D.W., Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, Timmy Tibble, and Tommy Tibble)
  • Chuckie Finster: We know! Hey, give us your shirts.
  • Susie Rechid: Give us those shoes!
  • (D.W., Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, Timmy Tibble, Tommy Tibble, and The Fish Friends fight over who get to wear the appropriate clothes)
  • Phil DeVille: Okay, look. Let's team up. We'll make one outfit and some of us will go in and get carry out for everyone. Deal?
  • Shelly Fishbowl: But who gets to go in?
  • Lil DeVille: Draw straws.
  • Norma's daughter: Okay, fwaw.
  • (D.W., Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, Timmy Tibble, and Tommy Tibble pull out some of The Fish Friends' feathers)
  • (The Fish Friends pull out a big feather)
  • Nat Peterson: (laughs) Alright, alright, keep them up.
  • (D.W., Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, Timmy Tibble, and Tommy Tibble take off their clothes as The Fish Friends tickle them)
  • Timmy Tibble: Hey, knock it off!
  • Fish Friends: (Giggling)
  • Timmy Turner: Good afternoon! What can I get you, fellas?
  • Frankie Billy: A malted, some onion rings, a big curly fries, and uh, let's see um...
  • (D.W., Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, Timmy Tibble, and Tommy Tibble hiding from behind)
  • Tyler: Look at those hot buns!
  • Timmy Turner: Yeah, I like to rub them buns with olive oil so's they don't get burned.
  • Fish Friends: (laughing)
  • Tommy Tibble: You're riots. Now hurry up!
  • (Emily singing)
  • D.W. Read: Oh, no! Emily, SpongeBob, and Jenny!
  • (Emily, SpongeBob, and Jenny Wakeman arrive)
  • Tommy Pickles: We can't let 'em see us like this, no!
  • (D.W., Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, Timmy Tibble, and Tommy Tibble try to cover up themselves by hiding, but fail to hide)
  • Fish Friends: (laughing)
  • (D.W., Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, Timmy Tibble, and Tommy Tibble hide inside an umbrella, but the wind blows them away)
  • D.W., Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, Timmy Tibble, and Tommy Tibble: Whoa! Whee!
  • (Crash)
  • Fish Friends: (laughing)
  • (D.W., Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, Timmy Tibble, and Tommy Tibble mocking The Fish Friends)
  • Chuckie Finster: Wa, wa, wa! Wa, wa, wa! Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa!
  • Monroe Timmy Billy: That's not funny!
  • Phil DeVille: Wa, wa...
  • (Pop)
  • (Emily, SpongeBob, and Jenny Wakeman arrive at the boardwalk)
  • Emily: The guys are supposed to meet us right here.
  • SpongeBob: We're sure they're around here somewhere.
  • Emily: Yoo-hoo! D.W., Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, and Tibble Twins!
  • (D.W., Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, Timmy Tibble, and Tommy Tibble try to cover up themselves, but fail so many times)
  • Lil DeVille: (Whimpers)
  • Timmy Turner: How'd you like to pay for that?
  • Taylor Fishbowl: Credit!
  • Timmy Turner: Got ID?
  • Susie Rechid: Sure!
  • Timmy Turner: What are you clownin' me?
  • Shelly Fishbowl: What?
  • Timmy Turner: That ain't you. Get out and stay out!
  • (Timmy Turner kicks The Fish Friends)
  • Fish Friends: (Screaming)
  • (D.W., Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, Timmy Tibble, and Tommy Tibble put their clothes back on)
  • Emily, SpongeBob, and Jenny Wakeman: D.W., Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, and Tibble Twins!
  • Timmy Tibble: Hey, guys! Care for a picnic?
  • Emily, SpongeBob, and Jenny Wakeman: Yay!
  • Fish Friends: (Screaming)
  • Jenny Wakeman: Fish Friends?
  • Norma's daughter: Hiya, toots.
  • SpongeBob: Oh my bubbles! You're all naked in public! What is wrong with you?
  • Nat Peterson: Bu, but...
  • Jenny Wakeman: Stop! We're too embarrased to even be seen with you. Now, about that picnic...
  • D.W. Read: (Whistles)
  • (Other beach-goers chasing The Fish Friends)
  • Timmy Turner: Boy, some people ain't got no class.
  • The End.
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.