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==Part 16 of "Oliver and Company(KIP Style)"  ==


(Fade in to: section of NYC docks. Lucy and Gidget wander aimlessly through the area.)Lucy: (reading directions) "Turn left... right when you get to the big propeller." Oh, Gidget, I can't read this. It says... No, that... No, that's not right. It's left. (helplessly) Oh, Gidget, where are we?

Gidget: [Wheezing, exhaustedly]

[Insect Buzzing]

Lucy: I think we're lost.

Gidget: [Yelping]

Lucy: Stick close, Gidget. It's creepy down here.

[Foghorn Blowing] [The camera pans diagonally downward right from Lucy and Gidget to Aladdin and his dogs waiting for Lucy to show up.]

Aladdin: He's late. I drew a perfectly good map. (checks his watches) Well, there was a few smudges on it, okay. I went outside the line with the green crayon... but not that much.

(Balto limps his way to rejoin with the gang.)

Jenna: (sadly) Oh, Balto.

Aladdin: A child could read that map.

Balto: Hey, Jenna, they never laid a paw on me.

Aladdin: Ooh, wait. What if he comes, and he's huge and mean?

Lucy: Excuse me, sir.

Aladdin: [Yelping] It's the F.B.I.! I didn't do it! I didn't do it! I was framed! Oh-ho-ho! Whaa... [Groans & wheezes before noticing it's Lucy] Listen, little girl, this is a tough neighborhood. You'd better go home.

Timon: [Kissing Sounds]

Gidget: Ugh!

Lucy: I can't. I'm lost.

Aladdin: Aw, gee. Lost. Well, I'd help you, but I'm kind of busy right now. What're you doin' down here anyway?

Lucy: I came to find my kitty.

Aladdin: (shocked) Your kitty?

Lucy: Somebody stole 'im.

Aladdin: But-But, uh, are you sure? Maybe you made a m-m-mistake.

(Gaston and his Cats are watching from their limousine nearby.)

Lucy: No. No, somebody stole him and sent me this note.

Scar and Shere-Khan: [Growling Lowly]

Gaston: [Exhales] Easy, boys.

Jenny: (cont.) See? Now I'm lost. Look, I even brought this to get him back. [She shows her piggy bank to Aladdin, the coins rattling inside.]

Aladdin: Oh-ho-ho-ho-hoo! You brought a piggy bank.

Lucy: That's all I have.

Aladdin: (disappointed) That's awful.

Lucy: I know, and what kind of a person would steal a poor, little kitty?

Aladdin: But I... I mean, maybe he... maybe he was up against the wall; at the end of his rope.

Lucy: [Sobbing]

Aladdin: He must have been a poor, desperate man.

Lucy: (desperate) It's still wrong! I'm so scared. I don't know what to do. [gasps] I don't know what to do.

Aladdin: (groaning) Neither do I!

(Lucy breaks down in tears, as Aladdin walks to a darkened area of the dock to think it over, his left foot being wrapped around an anchor rope and his right foot stuck in a bucket. He takes another look at Lucy, while Gidget feels remorseful for giving Oliver back to the Company out of selfishness. Aladdin looks at Oliver, who climbs on his shoulder to look at Lucy, but is held back by Aladdin. Oliver stares at Aladdin with sadness. Aladdin, groaning and caressing his forehead and neck while peeling off his hat. Lucy and Gidget start to leave, until Aladdin comes up with an idea of pretending to find Oliver in order to impress Lucy. First, he tosses Oliver in a box.)

Oliver: [Meows]

Aladdin: [Gasp] Hey! Guess what. (Lucy looks at him.) I found a little, lost kitten. [Chuckling] I don't know; take a look. Maybe he's yours. (gives Oliver back to Lucy)

Lucy: (overjoyed) Oliver! Oliver! Oh, my Oliver!

(Aladdin smiles at the happy reunion, until he hears Gaston's car starting.)

Aladdin: [Gasps] Gaston. (Gaston's limo charges forward.) Gaston! I was gonna... Yaaah! (gets tangled in the anchor rope as the bucket lands on his head) Hey! Hey, wait! What're you doing?

Lucy: Let go! [Shrieks]

(Oliver gets tossed out the window.)

Aladdin: No! No, wait! You can't do this!

  [Balto Barks]

Gaston: (chokes Aladdin with the bucket) Keep your mouth shut. Consider our account closed.

Aladdin: Stop! Stop! Time out! (yells indistinctly)

(The Company catches up to Oliver.)

Oliver: What happened?

Balto: You okay, kid?

Oliver: Lucy... He took Lucy!

Balto: Don't worry. We'll get her back.

Oliver: You... You will?

Balto: Hey. "Absitively," kid.

Tito: Come on, man, let's go! Come on! Let's get 'im, man!

Balto: All right... let's do it!

[All Barking and rushing for Gaston's warehouse]

Aladdin: Wait! Come back! Stay. Sit. Wa-Wait! [Engine Cranking, Sputtering] Come back!

Characters in this Scene:


Aladdin" as Fagin

Balto" as Dodger

Gaston(Beauty and the Beast) as Sykes

Gidget(The Secret Life of Pets) as Georgette

Jenna(Balto) as Rita

Lucy Van Pelt(Peanuts) as Jenny

Oliver(Oliver and Company) as Himself

Pumbaa(The Lion King) as Francis

Scar(The Lion King) as Roscoe

Shere-Khan(The Jungle Book 1 & 2) as DeSoto

Timon(The Lion King) as Tito