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- Paramount still logo
- Announcer: Coming to videocassette and DVD.
- The Longest Yard Trailer
- Nick Jr VHS Trailer
- Announcer: Now available on videocassette and DVD.
- Coach Carter Trailer
- Announcer: And now, enjoy Team America: World Police 1 1/2 sneak peek.
- (Random Youtube Videos Play)
- Chris: Well, enough of that.
- [Chris fast fowards the movie]
- Spottswoode: Uh... Chris? What are you doing?
- Chris: I'm fast fowarding to the part where we come in!
- Sarah: But you can't go out of order!
- Chris: Au contraire, our human pals. I've got the remote.
- Gary: But everyone's gonna get fucking confused! We gotta go back to the beginning of the story.
- Chris: We're not in the beginning of the story!
- (Bubbles from PPG cries)
- Lisa: Yes, we were - the whole time!
- [Tim Allen Grunt]
- Chris: Yeah, but they don't know that!
- [Dog woofs]
- Gary: Then why don't we tell them our story?
- [Thomas falls down mine]
- Gary, Chris, Joe, Spottswoode, Lisa, Sarah scream
- Joe: Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we tell a different story?
- Spottswoode: Ooh! We like the sound of that.
- Gary: A little backstage tour. Take 'em behind the scenes for revealing and imitate look at the story within the story!
- Sarah: 'Cause what they don't know is how we really were there even through they didn't know were there, you know?
- Lisa: Couldn't have said it better ourselves.
- [Lisa presses the button]
- Gary: So, does this mean we're going back to the beginning?
- Spottswoode: Oh, no, Gary. No. We're going way back... to before of the beginning.
- (South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut II)
- Chris: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, hold on a second. A 2nd South Park movie? What's with the fucking sequel? No, no, no. The sequel has got to go.
- Chris: Builds Dora The Explorer: The Movie sign
- Spottswoode: [Offscreen] Chris! you can't use Dora The Explorer: The Movie, there's already a live action film.)
- Chris: Hmmm. You got a point there, Spottswoode. It's not a sequel anyway.
- Lisa: [Offscreen] Yeah! More like a behind the scenequel.
- Gary: A whatawhoquel?
- Joe: [Offscreen] Oh, You know. In the betweenquel.
- Chris: That's it! Joe and the gang, our friends. It's genius!
- [Chris fixes the logo]
- (Team America: World Police 1 1/2)
- Chris: There. Now this title's a knockout.
- [Coming soon from Paramount Pictures logo slams]
- Chris: [Offscreen] Ow!
- Lisa: [Offscreen] Not literally.
- [2021]
- Announcer: Stay tuned for a special presentation after the movie.
- Announcer: And now, we're pleased to bring you, our feature presentation.
- FBI Warning
- This film has been motified from its original version. It has been formatted to fit the screen.
- [Paramount Pictures logo (Still)] (With Alice In Wonderland Music)
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