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  • Paramount still logo
  • Announcer: Coming to videocassette and DVD.
  • The Longest Yard Trailer
  • Nick Jr VHS Trailer
  • Announcer: Now available on videocassette and DVD.
  • Coach Carter Trailer 
  • Announcer: And now, enjoy Team America: World Police 1 1/2 sneak peek.
  • (Random Youtube Videos Play)
  • Chris: Well, enough of that.
  • [Chris fast fowards the movie]
  • Spottswoode: Uh... Chris? What are you doing?
  • Chris: I'm fast fowarding to the part where we come in!
  • Sarah: But you can't go out of order!
  • Chris: Au contraire, our human pals. I've got the remote.
  • Gary: But everyone's gonna get fucking confused! We gotta go back to the beginning of the story.
  • Chris: We're not in the beginning of the story!
  • (Bubbles from PPG cries)
  • Lisa: Yes, we were - the whole time!
  • [Tim Allen Grunt]
  • Chris: Yeah, but they don't know that!
  • [Dog woofs]
  • Gary: Then why don't we tell them our story?
  • [Thomas falls down mine]
  • Gary, Chris, Joe, Spottswoode, Lisa, Sarah scream
  • Joe:  Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we tell a different story?
  • Spottswoode: Ooh! We like the sound of that.
  • Gary: A little backstage tour. Take 'em behind the scenes for revealing and imitate look at the story within the story!
  • Sarah: 'Cause what they don't know is how we really were there even through they didn't know were there, you know?
  • Lisa: Couldn't have said it better ourselves.
  • [Lisa presses the button]
  • Gary: So, does this mean we're going back to the beginning?
  • Spottswoode: Oh, no, Gary. No. We're going way back... to before of the beginning.
  • (South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut II)
  • Chris: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, hold on a second. A 2nd South Park movie? What's with the fucking sequel? No, no, no. The sequel has got to go.
  • Chris: Builds Dora The Explorer: The Movie sign
  • Spottswoode: [Offscreen] Chris! you can't use Dora The Explorer: The Movie, there's already a live action film.)
  • Chris: Hmmm. You got a point there, Spottswoode. It's not a sequel anyway.
  • Lisa: [Offscreen] Yeah! More like a behind the scenequel.
  • Gary: A whatawhoquel?
  • Joe: [Offscreen] Oh, You know. In the betweenquel.
  • Chris:  That's it! Joe and the gang, our friends. It's genius!
  • [Chris fixes the logo]
  • (Team America: World Police 1 1/2)
  • Chris: There. Now this title's a knockout.
  • [Coming soon from Paramount Pictures logo slams]
  • Chris: [Offscreen] Ow!
  • Lisa: [Offscreen] Not literally.
  • [2021]
  • Announcer: Stay tuned for a special presentation after the movie.
  • Announcer: And now, we're pleased to bring you, our feature presentation.
  • FBI Warning
  • This film has been motified from its original version. It has been formatted to fit the screen.
  • [Paramount Pictures logo (Still)] (With Alice In Wonderland Music)
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