Paul Young and Paul Young 65's Tillie in Wonderland Part 10.

Cast

• Tillie (from The Little Engine That Could) as Alice
• Mama Mousekewitz (from An American Tail) as Alice's Sister
• Hello Kitty as Dinah
• Toothy (from Happy Tree Friends) as The White Rabbit
• Trusty (from Lady and the Tramp) as The Doorknob
• Butch (from Tom and Jerry) as The Dodo
• Bill and Ben (from Thomas and Friends) as Tweedledee and Tweedledum
• Robby (from Pingu) as The Walrus
• Pingu (from Pingu) as The Carpenter
• Tigger (from Winnie the Pooh) as Bill the Lizard
• Female Characters as The Flowers
• Count Duckula as The Caterpillar
• Squeeks the Catterpillar as The Caterpillar (Butterfly)
• Lammy (from Happy Tree Friends) as Bird in a tree
• Dennis (from Thomas and Friends) as The Cheshire Cat
• Berk (from The Trap Door) as The Mad Hatter
• Eeyore (from Winnie the Pooh) as The March Hare
• Piglet (from Winnie the Pooh) as The Doormouse
• Ed, Edd, and Eddy as The Card Painters
• Madame Medusa as The Queen of Hearts
• Mr. Snoops as The King of Hearts
• The Clowns (from Dumbo) as The Card Soldiers

Transcript

• Tillie: Oh, that was lovely!
• Berk: And uh, and now my dear, hehe, uh… you were saying that you would like to sea.. uh…? You were seaking some information some kind… hehe!
• Tillie: Oh, yes. You see, I’m looking for a…
• Eeyore: Clean cup, clean cup! Move down!
• Tillie: But I haven’t used my cup!
• Eeyore: Clean cup, clean cup, move down, move down, clean cup, clean cup, move down!
• Berk: Would you like a little more tea?
• Tillie: Well, I haven’t had any yet, so I can’t very well take more…
• Eeyore: Ahh, you mean you can’t very well take less!
• Berk: Yes! You can always take more than nothing!
• Tillie: But I only meant that…
• Berk: And now, my dear, something seems to be troubling you. Uh, won’t you tell us all about it?
• Eeyore: Start at the beginning.
• Berk: Yes, yes! And when you come to the end, hehehe, stop! See?
• Tillie: Well, it all started while I was sitting on the riverbank with Hello Kitty.
• Berk: Very interesting. Who’s Hello Kitty?
• Tillie: Why, Hello Kitty is my cat. You see…
• Piglet: Cat?
• Eeyore: Hurry! Give the jam! Quickly! Give the jam! On his nose! Put it on his nose!
• Berk: On his nose, on his nose!
• Piglet: Where’s the cat…
• Burk: Oh. Oh, my goodness! Those are the things that upset me!
• Eeyore: See all the trouble you’ve started?
• Tillie: But really, I didn’t think…
• Eeyore: Ah, but that’s the point! If you don’t think, you shouldn’t talk!
• Berk: Clean cup! Clean cup! Move down, move down, move down!
• Tillie: But I still haven’t used….
• Eeyore: Move down, move down, move down, move down… And now my dear, as you were saying?
• Tillie: Oh, yes. I was sitting on the riverbank with uh… with you know who…
• Berk: I do, hehehe?
• Tillie: I mean my C – A – T…
• Berk: Tea?
• Eeyore: Just half a cup if you don’t mind.
• Berk: Come, come my dear. hehehe! Don’t you care for tea?
• Tillie: Why, yes, I’m very fond of tea, but…
• Eeyore: If you don’t care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation!
• Tillie: Well, I’ve been trying to ask you…
• Eeyore: I have an excellent idea! Let’s change the subject!
• Berk: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
• Tillie: Riddles? Let me see now. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
• Berk: I beg your pardon?
• Tillie: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
• Berk: Why is a what?
• Eeyore: Careful! She’s stark raving mad!
• Tillie: But- but it’s your silly riddle! You just said…
• Berk: Very good??!
• Eeyore: How about a nice cup of tea?
• Tillie: A nice cup of tea, indeed! Well, I’m sorry, but I just haven’t the time!
• Berk: The time, the time! Who’s got the time?
• Toothy: No, no, no, no! No time, no time, no time! Hello, goodbye! I’m late! I’m late!
• Tillie: The purple beaver!
• Toothy: Oh, I’m so late! I’m so very very late!
• Tillie: Well, no wonder you’re late! Why, this clock is exactly two days slow!
• Toothy: Two days slow?
• Berk: Of course you’re late. Hahaha! My goodness. We’ll have to look into this. A-ha! I see what’s wrong with it! Why, this watch is full of wheels!
• Toothy: Oh, my poor watch! Oh, my wheels! My springs! But- but- but- but, but- but- but…
• Berk: Butter! Of course, we need some butter! Butter!
• Eeyore: Butter!
• Toothy: But- but- butter?
• Berk: Butter, oh, thank you, butter. Ha ha. Yes, that’s fine.
• Toothy: Oh no no, no no no you’ll get crumbs in it!
• Eeyore: Oh, this is the very best butter! What are you talking about?
• Toothy: Tea?
• Berk: Tea! Oh, I never thought of tea! Of course!
• Toothy: No!
• Berk: Tea! hehehe
• Toothy: No! Not tea!
• Eeyore: Sugar?
• Berk: Sugar. Two spoons, yes, ha, two spoons. Thank you, yes.
• Toothy: Oh, please! Be careful!
• Eeyore: Jam?
• Berk: Jam! I forgot all about jam!
• Toothy: No, no! Not jam!
• Berk: Yes, sure you want, it’s nice to see.
• Eeyore: Mustard?
• Berk: Mustard? Yes, but… Mustard? Don’t let’s be silly! Lemon, that’s different, that’s… yes! That should do it. Hahaha! … Look at that!
• Eeyore: It's going mad!
• Tillie: Oh, my goodness!
• Toothy: Oh dear!
• Eeyore: It is going mad! Mad watch!
• Berk: I don’t understand, it’s the best butter.
• Eeyore: Mad watch! Mad watch! Mad watch!
• Berk: Oh, look! Oh my goodness!
• Eeyore: There’s only one way to stop a mad watch!
• Berk: Two days slow, that’s what it is.
• Toothy: Oh, my watch…
• Berk: It was?
• Toothy: And it was an unbirthday present too.
• Eeyore: Well, in that case…
• Eeyore and Berk: A very merry unbirthday to you!
• Tillie: Mister Toothy! Oh, mister Toothy! Oh, now where did he go to?
• Eeyore and Berk: A very merry unbirthday to us, to us. A very merry unbirthday to us, to us…
• Tillie: Of all the silly nonsense, this is the stupidest tea party I’ve ever been to in all my life.