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  • Mr. Sparks: Welcome to the world's fastest sport! Where only the best of the best compete.
  • Hans: Yeah! Woohoo!
  • Honey Lemon: Oh, for flying out loud!
  • AJ Gadget: For the first time we have a crop duster in the race.
  • Red Monster: Well, he's gonna die.
  • Zee: Hans, you're going up against the best racers in the world.
  • Hans: I'm afraid of heights!
  • Richard Tyler: That human need some help. You all know that, right?
  • Hans and Eric Needles: Yeah!
  • Hans: It ain't how fast you're flying. It's how you fly fast. You can fly a whole lot higher than you think.
  • Eric Needles: Ballistic!
  • Zee: He's ready.
  • Governor Ratcliffe: Hey, look who made it. It's Rusty!
  • Hans: Burnie, Burnie.
  • Governor Ratcliffe: Human boy.
  • Hans: You're Fender?
  • Fender: Tally hell!
  • Clara: Most people call me Clara.
  • Timmy: I'm El Chupacabra. We will have many adventures. We will laugh, we will cry, we will dance! Probably not with each other. Don't let anything distract you. She is like a sunrise after a lifetime of darkness.
  • Hans: Or like fresh fertilizer on a field of dying grass.
  • Timmy: This is not your thing, my friend.
  • Beast Boy: Danke for representing all us little creatures.
  • Hans: But, you're a Beast Boy.
  • Timmy: Serious identity issues.
  • Governor Ratcliffe: You think you can beat me?
  • Timmy: I swish my cape at you! You have been shamed.
  • Announcer: Kennedy approach, over.
  • Grumpy: Go back to Jersey, you bum.
  • Hans: This is Hans. I'm caught in a storm! I'm going down!
  • Harry: It's a really compelling underdog story. Like Old Yeller.
  • Marv: That's not an underdog story!
  • Harry: Well, there's a dog in it!
  • Penny Ling: Yes!
  • Burnie: What?
  • Richard Tyler: Oh, man. That's nasty.
  • Fender: Mayday, mayday!
  • Hans: Big castle, roll right!
  • Fender: I owe you my life.
  • Hans: Are you crying?
  • Fender: I don't cry, I'm British!
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