Pepe Le Pew and the Ghoul School/Transcript

Transcript:

Meeting the Students:

(Thunderclap)
(It's Raining)
(Warner Bros. Pictures presents)
(The Rain Comes Down Hard)
(Nick Drive Down the Road)
(Pepe Le Pew and the Ghoul School Title Card Appears)
Pepe Le Pew: Nick, look. Lighting.
Nick: Lighting? Don't you mean lighting, Pepe?
(Lightning Crackles)
(Starring)
Pepe Le Pew: No, lighting.
(Pepe Le Pew)
(Pepe Pulls the Isis to Nick)
(Nick)
Nick: Not while I'm driving, Pepe.
(Nick Moves the Isis Away)
Penelope Pussycat: Hey! Don't forget about us.
(Penelope Pussycat, Marty, Laramie, Cissy, Ronald, Catherine, Lucy, Sadie, Alicia, Jennifer, Tobyna, Brianne, Dorothy, Marissa, Lacey, Tracy, Kolo and Kala)
(Nick Keeps Driving)
(Written by ???)
(Produced by Michael Hirsh, Patrick Loubert, and Clive Smith)
Nick: Jinkies! I can't see a thing through this rain!
(Pepe Looks the Other Way)
(Directed by ??? and ???)
Nick: Oh, boy. Maybe I should never have taken this new job.
Marissa: Don't be silly, Nick. You'll make a good gym teacher. And I'll be a good assistant. See? I've been working out. (She Lifts a Barbell) Whoa!
Ronald: Oh, no! Marissa!
Dorothy: Whoa! She's not only working out, she's falling out!
Marissa: Whee! I figured this is great for building my shoulder muscles.
Ronald: Marissa, let go!
Marissa: Anything you say, Ron.
(Marissa Falls on Ronald)
Marissa: Gee, Ron, would you like to work out, too?
Ronald: No!
(Thunderclap)
Nick: I'm ready to get to this fancy girls school and taste their fancy cooking.
Pepe Le Pew: Me, too.
Kala: In the meantime, I'll check the grub compartment. Hey! There's a sandwich left.
(Nick Takes a Bite out of the Sandwich): Yuck! Anyone for a road map on rye?
Kala: I put it there for safe keeping, Nicky.
Marty: I think we're lost.
(Military School is Shown)
Laramie: No, we're not. There's the school. Not to shabby, Nick.
Nick: Only the best for my friends. (Giggles) Huh? Military School? We're looking for Mrs. Hauntstone's Finish School for Girls!
Catherine: Oh, that's right next door.
(Mrs. Hauntstone's School for Girls is Shown)
Nick: Looks like there's no one home. We'll come back some other time.
Pepe Le Pew: Yeah.
Penelope Pussycat: No, we won't.
(The Gates Open)
Penelope Pussycat: See, Pepe? I knew they'd be expecting us.
(They Drive inside)
(Thunderclap)
Nick: Geez! What a time for my feet to run down. I can't see the road!
(Pepe Wipes Nick's Eyes)
Pepe Le Pew: How's that, mon ami?
Nick: Much better, Pepe. I think I see the school.
(Nick Gasps): But I don't think I want to.
Dorothy: Wow! Such a neat place. It even has a moat.
Nick: Moat?!
Pepe Le Pew: Moat?! And no drawbridge!
(Pepe is Seen Flying to the Door Yelling)
Cissy (Off-Screen): That's Pepe Le Pew. He always wants to get places ahead of everybody.
(A Hand Picks up a Flattened Pepe and Fixes Him)
Pepe Le Pew: Merci. (Yells, and Runs inside the School)
(A Dragon-like Dog Snarls Angrily at Pepe)
Pepe Le Pew: G-G-G-Good boy.
(The Dog, Whose Name is Blazer, Shoots Fire at Pepe)
Pepe Le Pew: Guys! (He Runs and Accidentally Hits the Knights' Armor)
Cissy: Pepe likes to arrive with a big bang.
Pepe Le Pew: Guys! Guys!
(Pepe Tries to Pull the Helmet Off his Head and Finally Does)
(The Helmet Falls on Blazer's Head)
(The Gate Opens)
Laramie: Come on, guys.
(They Run Inside)
(A Two-Headed Shark Appears in the Moat)
(Blazer Burns the Helmet to Pieces and Angrily Approaches Pepe)
Pepe Le Pew: Oh, no.
(Blazer Snarls at Pepe)
Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): Blazer, come here.
(Blazer Sadly Comes to Mrs. Hauntstone)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Bad boy. I hope he didn't scare you.
Pepe Le Pew: Moi? Non.
Marty: Pepe, is that--?
Pepe Le Pew: Dragon? Oui. (Snarls)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Blazer can get feisty around strangers. But once he gets to know you, she's fine.
Penelope Pussycat: Nice to know you, Blazer. I'm Penelope Pussycat. I guess you've already met Pepe Le Pew.
(Blazer Snarls at Pepe)
Pepe Le Pew (Nervously): Hello. (Chuckles)
Mrs. Gloomwood: Then you must be Pepe's friends. I'm Mrs. Hauntstone, head mistress of this Finishing School.
Nick: Nice to meet you, ma'am.
(Nick Shakes a Hand from a Hand)
Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): I thought you might need a hand with your luggage.
(Nick Hears a Howl)
Nick: I don't know if we'll be staying, right, Pepe?
Pepe Le Pew: Absolutely.
(A Bat Flies By)
(Pepe and Nick Run to the Door, but the Hand Stops Them)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Come now. We have a contract, Nick. These are your signatures, are they not?
Nick: I suppose so.
Penelope Pussycat: Sure they are. We even witnessed them. Right, Pepe?
Pepe Le Pew: Right, Penelope.
Mrs. Hauntstone: Good. Now that's settled. Come, I want you to meet my girls.
(A Bat Flies By)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Ah, here's one of them now.
Nick: Girl? Don't be batty. That's not a girl.
(The Bat Changes into a Tall Human Being)
Serena: What's wrong with batty? I'm Serena, Count Dracula's daughter. Fang-tastic to meet you.
Nick: D-D-D-Dracula's--
Pepe Le Pew: d-d-d-d-daughter?
(Marianne Howling)
Cissy: Wow! A werewolf!
Mrs. Hauntstone: Marianne the Werewolf, to be exact. Come down and meet your new teacher, Marianne.
Marianne: Helooooooooooooooooooo.
Nick: Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(Alice Walks Down like Frankenstein)
(Pepe and Nick Skid to a Stop)
Alice: Hi! I'm Alice.
Pepe Le Pew: And I'm outta here!
Alice: Huh?
Pepe Le Pew: Come on, guys.
Cissy: But, Pepe--
Mrs. Hauntstone: I guess they're just anxious to find their rooms. They must be tired.
Alice: They don't run like their tired.
Serena: Yeah. You'd think they never met a girl ghoul before.
(Mrs. Hauntstone, Alice, Marianne, and Serena Laugh)

Welcome to Ghoul School:

(The Rain Keeps Pouring)
Nick: Maybe we can get out this door.
Pepe Le Pew: I hope so, Nick.
Cissy: But, Pepe, why are we leaving? Don't you wanna meet the rest of the girls?
Laramie (Off-Screen): Those aren't girls, Cissy. They're ghouls!
(A Phantom Whose Name is Janina Floats By)
Laramie: S-S-See what I mean?
Janina: Hi! I'm Janina. Wanna hear me play?
(Janina Plays a Song on an Organ)
Marty: Not bad, Patricia, but do you know any rap music?
(Nick Grabs Marty's Hand): No time for rappin'. We gotta get singin'!
(Shadows of the Hauntstone Girls)
Alice: Don't worry, Mrs. Blackstone. We'll find 'em.
Nick: Quick! In here.
(They Pant)
Penelope Pussycat: This looks like a good place to hide.
(They Hide in the Mummy Casket, but Then Flee Out)
Pepe Le Pew and his Friends: Mummy!
(A Young Mummy Named Sally Yawns)
Catherine: S-S-S-Sorry we woke you.
(Laramie Bumps into Alice)
(Laramie Screams and Jumps into Catherine's Arms)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Ah, I see you met the youngest of my girls. This is Sally, the mummy's daughter.
(Sally Sucks her Thumb): Are they the new gym teachers?
Serena: Yes, Sally. We've been waiting for them a long time.
Catherine: It's not worth it. You wouldn't wanna eat Nick and Pepe. They're just skin and bones. (Nervous Laughing)
Pepe Le Pew: Yes, skin and bones.
(Janina Laughs): They're strange, Alice.
Alice: But they're in good shape, Janie.
Dorothy: Gee, thanks.
Nick: Good shape? For what?
Serena: To teach us how to beat those Rhythmaire Cadets, of course.
Sally: Yeah. They win every time. I'll never get a trophy for my mummy case.
Janina: We need a coach with spirit!
Marianne: Who can show us all the right moves!
Nick: But--
Cissy: That's Pepe Le Pew. He and Penelope got more moves than a Russian chess player.
Pepe Le Pew: But of course. (Laughs)
Cissy: Don't worry, Sally. We'll help you get a trophy or I'm not Laramie's little sister.
Marianne: I'm so happy, I could howl. In fact, I will. (Howling)
Serena: Oh, it's fang-tastic having you here, guys.
Alice: Yeah. Welcome to Ghoul School.
(Alice Slaps Nick and Pepe, Pepe and Nick Spin and Land on the Floor)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Well, I'm glad that's all settled. Now, let me show you to your rooms.
(The Hand Shows Mrs. Hauntstone the Keys)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Ah, here are the keys.
(Pepe and Nick Yells as they Faint)
(Cissy Drags Pepe and Nick)
Cissy: Gee, you guys must have been overcome by your warm welcome.

Ballet Lessons:

(Rooster Crows)
(Blazer Walks Over and Blows Fire at the Rooster)
(Rooster Squawking)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Ready for some early morning exercises, Penelope?
Penelope Pussycat: You betcha, Mrs. Grimstone. Want us to wake Nick and Pepe?
Mrs. Hauntstone: No, don't bother. I let them a wakeup call.
(Nick Snoring)
(The Hand Rubs Nick's Shoulder Trying to Wake him Up)
Nick: L-L-L-Leave me alone. I'm sleeping.
(The Hand Tries Again)
Nick: Come back-- Come back in 10 minutes. (Snoring)
(The Hand Brings an Alarm Clock and the Alarm is Sounded)
(Nick Yells): Okay. I'm up! I'm up!
(Pepe Snoring)
(Blazer Tries to Pull the Blanket Off him, Snarling)
Blazer: Ohh.
(Blazer Mutters and Walks to Pepe)
(Blazer Snickers Evilly, and Blows Fire on Pepe's Tail)
(Pepe Yells)
Dorothy: Sounds like Pepe's up and at 'em.
(Pepe Yelling, and Puts his Tail in a Fishbowl, Sighing with Relief)
Tiffany: Gosh, Pepe, you woke up the goldfish.
Mrs. Hauntstone: That's no goldfish, Tiffany. That's out pet piranha.
Pepe Le Pew: Piranha? Oh, no!
(Piranha Bites Pepe's Tail)
(Pepe Yells)
Serena: Mrs. Hauntstone told us we'd be taking ballet lessons this morning.
Pepe Le Pew: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Alice: This must be a new step. (Jumping)
Marianne: It's a real howl. (Howling with Joy)
Sally: Careful, Marianne. You're tapping on my wrapping.
(Janina Laughing): How am I doing, Serena?
Serena: Oh, fang-tastic, Janie.
Mrs. Hauntstone: Looks like Pepe's got the ballet class started, Marty.
Marty: She's always been light on her feet.
Mrs. Hauntstone: You take over now, Nick.
Nick: You're the boss, Mrs. Hauntstone.
Mrs. Hauntstone: And tutus for you too, Penelope:
Penelope Pussycat: Me? Tutus?
(The Hand Winds the Music)
(Classical Ballet Music Plays Quietly)
Penelope Pussycat: Why do we have to dress around in a dress, Nick?
Nick: Uh, well, because--
Mrs. Hauntstone: Because ballet will make my little ghouls limber.
Nick: Limber. Just what I was thinking.
(Pepe Runs into Nick and They Spin)
Serena: Oh, we'll be in good shape when we take on those Cadets in volleyball.
(The Record Slows Down the Music)
(Pepe, Nick, and Penelope Leap Slowly to the Music)
(The Hand Keeps Cranking it Slowly)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Tempo. Tempo.
(The Hand Shrugs and Cranks it Faster)
(Pepe, Nick, and Penelope Dance Faster to the Music)
(Alice and Sally Twirl)
Sally: Ooooh. Ballet really makes me unwind.

Rhythmaire Cadets:

(No One Outside Was Aware in the Room)
Marco: I've made visual contact by scope. Looks like those girls are doing some sort of weird ritual.
Time Racer: I'm not surprised. It's Halloween all year long at that old Hauntstone place.
Marco: Hey, they've got some new students. Couple of weird animals.
Blunt: Hey, let me see, Marco.
Marco: Careful, Blunt. That new scope has a--
(Scope Falls on Blunt's Head)
(The Earphones Slam on Marco's Ears Causing Him to Shake)
Marco: trigger-r-r-r.
Jackson: Time, it's-- It's Colonel Rhythmaire.
Time Racer: Attention!
(They Salute)
Colonel Rhythmaire: At ease, men.
(Marco is Still Shaking)
Colonel Rhythmaire: I said at ease, cadet.
(Marco Stops Shaking, But his Body Keeps)
(Blunt Holds his Body)
Marco: Thanks, Blunt. I needed that.
Colonel Rhythmaire: I see you've been observing your opponents.
Time Racer: Yes, sir. Rhythmaire Cadets are always prepared.
Colonel Rhythmaire: But you haven't been practicing, and I'm challenging Mrs. Hauntstone's school to an annual volleyball match.
Blunt: No problem. We always beat these girls.
(Blunt Hits the Ball, and it Bounces Out of Control)
Colonel Rhythmaire: Hit the deck!
(The Rhythmaire Cadets Duck)
(The Ball Bounces Out of Sight)
Time Racer: As you can see, sir, Blunt here has a dynamite serve.
Colonel Rhythmaire: So I noticed.
Blunt: It's all in the wrist, sir.
Colonel Rhythmaire: Well, you could use some work on your control. Keep practicing, men.
Rhythmaire Cadets: Yes, sir!
Troy Anderson: Our ball's now in Hauntstone territory. Recommend a recon patrol to retrieve it.
Time Racer: Good idea, Troy. Front and center, Blunt. Lead the way!
Blunt: Charge!
(They Go Through the Bushes)
(Then They Stop in their Tracks)
Blunt: Uh-oh.
(Blazer Growling)
(Scene Fades Black)
(Blazer Growling)
Time Racer: It's the Hauntstone's weird guard dog.
Marco (Off-Screen): And he looks mucho hot under the collar.
Troy Anderson: Easy, boy. We just want our ball.
(Blazer Spews Fire)
Troy Anderson: But I think he wants to keep it.
Time Racer: Cadets, advance to the rear. And step on it!
(Blazer Spews More Fire)
(The Rhythmaire Cadets Go Back to the Bushes)
Blunt: I-I-I guess we'll be cutting our volleyball practice short.
(Blazer Laughing): The ball.
(Blazer Takes the Ball Away)

Morning Jog/How Their Garden Grows:

(The Drawbridge Drops)
Nick: Follow us, girls. There's nothing like a morning jog to get you in shape.
Cissy: And we don't need to wear a tutu, either.
Laramie: You said it, Cissy.
Pepe Le Pew: Yeah, no tutu. (Giggles)
Serena: Ah, there's nothing like feeling run like the wind.
Alice: This is good for the heart. Mine are both beating fast.
(Marianne Howls): How you doing, Sally?
Sally: Great, Marianne. I got built-in leg warmers.
(Pepe and his Friends Run Past Flames)
Marty: Hey, Blazer, how about burning up a few miles?
(Blazer Growls): Uh-uh.
Marty (Off-Screen): Sorry I asked.
Pepe Le Pew: Maybe his pilot light went out.
Alice: I just love running through the trees.
Janina: Me, too! (Giggles)
Alice: Last one is a rotten apple!
(Pepe, and Nick Trip Over Some Apples)
Nick: I guess as long as we're here, we might as well take a break, and a bite.
Pepe Le Pew: Magnifique!
(Pepe and Nick Eat Apples, But Then Discover--)
Pepe and Nick: Yuck!
Serena: Oh, don't you like crab apples? They're fang-tastic. (She Eats One) They're rotten.
(Pepe and Nick Throw the Apples Away)
Nick: You girls have some strange taste. Come on, guys!
(Serena, Alice, Janina, Marianne, and Sally Eat Apples)
(Blazer Puts the Ball in the Hole)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Blazer, how many times do I have to tell you? Don't dig in the pumpkin patch. We need them all for our Halloween open house, and you definitely can't carve that into a Jack-O-Lantern. Now take care of it.
(Blazer Grumbling)
(Meanwhile at Rhythmaire Military School)
Jackson: Here's another water balloon, Blunt.
Blunt: What are these for anyway, Time?
Time Racer: Ammunition.
Troy Anderson: Check, ammunition. How's that air bazooka coming, Marco?
Marco: Be patient, guys. It's surplus, surplus. Some resembling is required. There.
Troy Anderson: Check, bazooka.
Blunt: Is this gonna get our ball back, Troy?
Troy Anderson: Check, affirmative.
Marco: Uh, maybe we should test it out first.
Time Racer: Good idea, Marco. But not till I say "Fire". This should put out that pup's fire.
Marco: Fire?
Time Racer: No! Not--
(Time Gets Blown Away)
Time Racer: yet!
(SPLASH)
Colonel Rhythmaire: Cadet Racer, what is the meaning of this?
Time Racer: Uh, I can explain everything, sir.
Troy Anderson: Check, we're in trouble.
(Torcher Grumbling, Kicks the Ball with his Tail)
Time Racer: And our volleyball was missing in action, sir.
Troy Anderson: So we planned a recovery action.
(The Ball Hits Colonel Rhythmaire's Head)
(Then it Bounces to Jackson)
Colonel Rhythmaire: I'm the one in need of recovery. Now report to the volleyball court, immediately!
Rhythmaire Cadets: Yes, sir!
Colonel Rhythmaire: Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
Troy Anderson: Your hat, Colonel Rhythmaire.
Colonel Rhythmaire: Thank you, Cadet Anderson.
(He Puts his Hat on and it Shrinks)
Colonel Rhythmaire: For nothing.
(Scene Fades to Mrs. Hauntstone Serving Food)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Come and get it, my little ones!
Nick: Wow! I thought you'd never ask. Running really revs up the appetite, huh, Pepe?
Pepe Le Pew: But of course! Mmm.
Penelope Pussycat: Wow! This looks pretty tasty.
Mrs. Hauntstone: Oh, I definitely hope so.
Pepe Le Pew: Oh, boy.
(Pepe Tries to Eat a Steak, but the Hand Pulls the Tray Away)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Nothing's too good for my garden. Come and get it!
(The Flytraps Eat the Steak)
Marty: Those meddling flytraps are taking all the grub.
Sally: Can I feed this one, Mrs. Hauntstone? Can I?
Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): Of course, Sally. But be careful. They sometimes bite the hand that feeds them.
(The Hand Opens Up and Hits the Flytrap)
Sally: Don't worry. I'll be careful.
(The Flytrap Eats the Steak and Swallows it)
Mrs. Hauntstone: How many times do I have to tell you? Chew before you swallow.
(Flytrap Burps)
Mrs. Hauntstone: See?
Nick: Let's split up. They must have something to eat in this garden.
Pepe Le Pew: Right. I'll go this way.
Cissy: Hey, I found some tomatoes.
(Cissy Picks a Tomato and Gets Splattered)
Cissy: Some rotten tomatoes.
Marty: Here's some squash.
(Marty Picks Up a Squash and it Squishes)
Marty: Yuck. Some squished squash.
(Laramie Pokes a Hole in the Watermelon, and it Deflates)
Laramie: And these watermelons have expired.
Nick: Everything in this garden is completely rotten.
Serena: Thanks. We do our best.
Mrs. Hauntstone: But every so often, something fresh sneaks in.
(Alice Throws Away the Corn)
Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): Thank you, Alice.
Alice: Ripe corn, yuck.
Nick: Oh, boy. What I wouldn't give for a pizza right now.
Marianne: How much allowance do you have left, Serena?
Serena: Uh, a Transylvania dollar.
Marianne: Well, we should have enough. Get flappin'.
(Serena Turns into a Bat and Flies Off)
(Nick Yells as He Faints)
(Pepe Looks Around for Food)
(An Eye Looks at Him)
(Pepe Yells): Nick! Eyes!
(The Eyes were Venus Spy Traps)
Pepe Le Pew: Eyes! Eyes!
Nick: Rice? Where?
Pepe Le Pew: No. Eyes.
Nick: Oh! Eyes! Why didn't you say so, Pepe?
Pepe Le Pew: I did.
(The Venus Spy Traps Hide)
Cissy: I see no eyes, Alice.
Laramie: You were exaggerating, Pepe. Hunger makes you do that, you know.
(Pepe Glares at Laramie)
(Marianne Howls): You won't be hungry for long, guys.
(Serena Turns Back to a Human After Coming Back with the Pizza)
Serena: One pizza to go with everything on it. Except garlic of course.
Nick: Smells awesome.
Marty: Smells great.
Pepe Le Pew: Oui.
(They Eat the Pizza)
Catherine: Hey, what's on this stuff?
Serena: Oh, spiderwebs, snails, and tadpole tails.
(Ronald and Catherine Gulp)
Ronald: Delicious.
Catherine: Uh-huh. While we're snacking, you girls get cracking. Meet you back at the school.
Alice: All right, coach.
(The Venus Spy Traps Take a Peek)
Drapiron: So, the Hauntstone Girls have a new coach, eh? (Sinister Laughing) Ooh, they'll fit perfectly into my plan.
Tentacle Snatcher: It was a good thing I dropped my Venus spy traps into Hauntstone's garden. (Giggles)
Drapiron: You have done well, my Tentacle Snatcher. Soon I will have those good little ghouls in my grasp. And then, I, Drapiron, the mistress of all evil, will be the most powerful witch in all of monsterdom. (Sinister Laughing)
(Snatcher Laughing)
(Hornet Bats Laughing)
(Scene Fades to the Ball Flying)

Preparations:

(Jackson Hits the Ball)
Time Racer: Nice spike, Jackson. That's the kind of teamwork we need for Rhythmaire Military to stay on top.
Troy Anderson: Affirmative. Those girls don't stand a chance against my behind the back pass attack.
Marco: On the dare with Rhythmaire!
Colonel Rhythmaire: That's the spirit, men!
Blunt: Yes, sir!
(Time Catches Jackson as the Ball Hits his Head)
Troy Anderson: No fair, Time. That's a carry.
Colonel Rhythmaire: Keep using your head, Racer. I'm going over to Mrs. Hauntstone's to arrange our game.
(Scene Fades to Colonel Rhythmaire Walking to Mrs. Hauntstone's School)
(Colonel Rhythmaire Rings the Doorbell)
Mrs. Hauntstone: All that exercise really loosened you up, Sally, a little too much.
Colonel Rhythmaire: Uh, Mrs. Hauntstone, it's me, Colonel Rhythmaire.
Mrs. Hauntstone: Will you get the door for me, Serena?
Serena: You bat I will.
(Serena Changes into a Bat)
(The Door Opens Magically)
Colonel Rhythmaire: Mrs. Grimstone? Anybody home?
(Colonel Rhythmaire Looks Shocked)
(Serena Flies Closer)
(Scene Fades Black)
(Serena Screeching)
Colonel Rhythmaire: Stay back! That's a direct order!
(Serena Changes Back into a Human)
Serena: Anything you say, Colonel Rhythmaire.
Colonel Rhythmaire: Huh? Uh, where did you come from, young lady?
Serena: Uh, up there. Mrs. Hauntstone said to make yourself comfortable. She'll be down as soon as she wraps things up. (She Changes Back into a Bat)
Colonel Rhythmaire: Affirmative. Thank you, young lad-- This school must have bats in this spell fray.
(Colonel Rhythmaire Finds a Chair and Examines it)
Colonel Rhythmaire: Hmm. Could stand a little spit and polish.
(The Chair Traps Colonel Rhythmaire)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Ah, Colonel Rhythmaire. How nice of you to pay us a visit.
Colonel Rhythmaire: Uh, Mrs. Hauntstone, th-this chair, it's--
Mrs. Hauntstone: Yes, it's a collector's item. Early inquisition, but not very comfortable, I'm afraid. Would you prefer a softer chair?
(The Chair Releases the Traps)
Colonel Rhythmaire: Uh, t-t-thank you.
(Colonel Rhythmaire Finds a Better Chair, and Checks to Make Sure Nothing Happens)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Now, how about some tea and sweets?
Colonel Rhythmaire: Uh, negative, Mrs. Hauntstone. I'm on a strict military diet.
Mrs. Grimstone: Nonsense, Colonel. You must taste my fudge. (Rings Gong)
(Dennis, the Butler Brings Mrs. Firewood a Fudge Plate)
Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): I made it this morning.
Colonel Rhythmaire: Well, if you insist. Uh, thank you.
(Dennis Pours Mrs. Hauntstone a Drink)
(Mrs. Hauntstone Takes a Bite of the Fudge): Mm-mm-mmmmm. Delicious, if I do say so myself.
(Colonel Rhythmaire Takes a Bite and Thinks for Minute): Uh, doesn't it taste a little, uh, moldy?
Mrs. Hauntstone: Of course, Colonel. (She Eats the Fudge) Fungus Fudge always tastes moldy.
(Dennis Wipes Mrs. Hauntstone's Mouth)
Colonel Rhythmaire: Fungus Fudge?! (Sips the Tea)
(Blazer Catches the Fudge and Eats it)
Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): Yes. It goes so well with Toadstool Tea.
Colonel Rhythmaire: Toadstool Tea?!
(He Drops the Cup on Blazer's Head)
Mrs. Hauntstone: More tea, Colonel?
Colonel Rhythmaire: Uh, negative, Mrs. Hauntstone. I think it's time we arranged our annual volleyball game.
(Blazer Looks Angry and Starts Marching to Him)
Colonel Rhythmaire: My cadets are looking forward to winning again this year. Isn't it getting a bit warm in here?
Mrs. Hauntstone: It's going to get a lot hotter on the volleyball court, Colonel. We got a new coach, and I'd like you to meet her.
(Dennis Rings the Bell)
(The Stairs Turn into a Slide, Causing Pepe and his Friends to Slide Down)
Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): Nick, I want you to meet Colonel Rhythmaire.
Colonel Rhythmaire: Hello. (Screams as his Bottom is Burnt)
Nick: Don't get up on my account, Colonel.
(Colonel Rhythmaire Cleans his Bottom Off)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Bad boy, Blazer!
(Blazer Grumbling)
Pepe Le Pew: We're ready to play your game whenever you say, Colonel.
Colonel Rhythmaire: Affirmative. We'll rendezvous within 1400 hours. Prepare to synchronize watches.
Pepe Le Pew: Watches synchronized.
Dorothy: Synchronized.
(Dennis Synchronizes his Watch)
Colonel Rhythmaire: Check. Over and out.
Dorothy: Golly, it looks like the Colonel's already warmed up for the game.
Mrs. Hauntstone: You'd better start getting the girls ready, Nick.
Nick: Why the rush, Mrs. H? We have got 1400 hours before the match. That's a lot of time.
Pepe Le Pew: Yeah. (Eats a Fudge) A lot.
Cissy: But, Nick, 1400 hours means 2:00. We've only got an hour.
Nick: Why didn't you say so, Cissy? Don't just stand there. It's time to work out!

Daily Swim:

(Marianne Howling)
(Stone Gargoyles Cover Their Ears)
(Janina Giggling)
(Marianna Howling)
(Vultures Put Earphones Over their Ears)
Nick: That's it, girls. Scream, 2, 3, 4.
(Girls Screaming)
Nick (Off-Screen): Howl, 2, 3, 4.
(Marianne Howling)
Nick (Off-Screen): That's keeping your cape in shape, Serena.
Serena: Thanks a lot, Nick.
Sally: And I'm keeping my tape in shape.
Mrs. Hauntstone: You definitely are, Sally. Scare Aerobics are good for everyone.
(The Hand Taps its Fingers)
Dorothy: That's it, Alice. Don't bend your knees.
(Blazer Bounces on his Tail Happily)
(Janina Laughing)
Cissy: Gee, Janie, exercising sure is fun.
(Cissy Hits the Wall)
Janina: Yes. It's really off the wall.
Cissy: I think more into the wall.
(Nick Panting): Okay, gang, it's time for some deep breathing exercises.
Mrs. Hauntstone: You mean deep shrieking, Nick. Show him, girls.
(Sally Breathing)
Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): In. Out. In. Out.
(Sally Breathing, Shrieks)
Serena: Sounds fang-tastic, kid. You got the fright stuff.
(Serena Changes into a Bat, Screeching)
(Serena Flies By Pepe)
(Pepe Yells and Falls Back)
Pepe Le Pew: Oh, non.
(Blazer Growling)
(Blazer Yells)
(Pepe Runs Away, But Blazer Follows him)
Nick: In. Out. In. Out.
(Pepe Yells)
(Blazer Blows Fire 4 Times at Pepe)
Pepe Le Pew: Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! Yikes!
Nick: Good job, Pepe. That's deep breathing.
(Pepe is Running from Blazer): Yikes!
Nick (Off-Screen): And deep shrieking.
Mrs. Hauntstone: Come on, girls. Let's here it.
(Hauntstone Girls Screaming)
Vulture #1: I hate all this screaming.
Vulture# 2: Me, too. I'm flappin' out. (Cawing)
(Meanwhile, at Rhythmaire, the Boys were Training Too)
(They were Doing Toe-Touches in the Courtyard when They Heard Screaming from Hauntstone)
Time Racer: Get a load of that racket coming from the Hauntstone place.
Troy Anderson: Whew. And I thought Rhythmaire was tough. That school sounds like torture.
Blunt: Well, you know what they say: No pain, no gain. More weight, Jackson.
Jackson: Aye, aye, Blunt.
Blunt: More weight.
Time Racer (Off-Screen): Here comes the colonel.
Jackson: Attention!
(Jackson Salutes but Drops the Sack on Blunt who Falls in the Hole)
Colonel Rhythmaire: At ease, men.
(Time, Troy, Marco, and Jackson Drop Their Arms from Saluting, Except for Blunt)
Colonel Rhythmaire: I said at ease, Roy.
Blunt: Thank you, sir. (He Falls)
Colonel Rhythmaire: I just wanna say that no matter what happens on the volleyball court this afternoon, YOU'VE GOTTA WIN!!
Time, Jackson, Troy, and Marco: Yes, sir!
Captain Rhythmaire: Do you want this trophy to stay at Rhythmaire Military School?
Time Racer: Affirmative. We won't let you down, sir.
(Colonel Rhythmaire Looks at his Watch): 1400 hours approaches. Prepare to engage the enemy!
(Blunt Leaps out of the Hole, Growling)
(He Runs Tackling a Pile of Sacks he was Training with)
Blunt: Those Hauntstone Girls don't know what hit them.
(Blunt Laughs Before Another Sack Landed on Top of Him)
Nick: That's it, girls! Rattle those chains!
(Sally is Pumping Herself)
Nick: Keep your chin up, kid. You mummy would be proud.
Mrs. Hauntstone: Oh, my! It's a minute to 2:00. Those Rhythmaire Cadets will be arriving any minute.
Penelope Pussycat: Just enough time to loosen up the old neck muscles, Pepe.
Pepe Le Pew: But of course.
(Janina Laughing): Is this loose enough?
(Pepe Loosens his Neck by Spinning and Gets Stuck)
Cissy: Wow, Pepe. You really know how to loosen these neck muscles.
(Pepe's Neck Spins Out of Control as He Screams)
(Pepe Falls Out of the Window and into the Moat, We Hear a Splash)
(He Rises his Head Out of the Water)
Nick: This is not the time to go swimming, Pepe. We have a volleyball game.
Laramie: But no one says swimming isn't great exercise, Nick.
(Sharks Approach Pepe)
Laramie: Oh, no. And I think Pepe is gonna get so much exercise.
(The 2-Headed Shark Approach Pepe)
(Pepe Screams in Terror): Nick! Help!
(The Sharks Swim After Pepe)
Pepe Le Pew: Nick! Help!
Nick: Keep kicking, Pepe! I'm on our way!
Laramie: Me, too!
Alice: Me, first. I love swimming.
(Pepe Crying in Fear): Help!
(Alice Jumps and Lands on the Sharks)
Mrs. Hauntstone: She'd be a much better diver if she learned to keep her feet together.
(Alice Rises her Head Out of the Water): Come on in! The water's fine!
(Marianne Jumps, Howling)
(Serena Chuckles): Oh, Marianne. You werewolves are such show-offs.
(Marianne and Serena Jump on the Sharks' Heads)
(Marianne Spits Water out of her Mouth)
Serena: Oh, this water is as warm as a bat-tub.
Cissy: Come on, Nick. Let's get in the swim of things.
(Pepe's Friends Jump in)
(Janina Giggling): Wait for us, Coach!
Sally: My mummy taught me to swim. I can do a Nile and a half.
(Sally Jumps Down)
Marty: Nile and a half? Only in Egypt, right, Ronald?
(They Jump on the Shark's Head)
(Sally Jumps on the Shark's Head)
(The Sharks Swim Away)
Ronald: One lap around the moat, everyone, then it's out of the water.
Penelope Pussycat: And on to the volleyball court.
Alice: Uh-huh. Right, Coach.
Serena: We're ready for those Rhythmaire Cadets.
(Marianne Howls): Go, Hauntstone! (Howling)
(Janina Laughing)
Sally: I'm gonna bring a trophy home to my mummy.
(The Venus Spy Traps See the Girls)
Drapiron: Are you keeping a close eye on those girl ghouls, Snatcher?
Tentacle Snatcher: Yes, Drapiron. As you commanded, I won't let them out of my sight.
Drapiron: Excellent.
Cissy: Here, Pepe. Let me help you dry off.
(Water Splashes at Drapiron and Snatcher)
Pepe Le Pew (Off-Screen): Merci, Cissy. I needed that.
Drapiron: Fool. Next time, don't plant your spy traps by the moat.
Tentacle Snatcher: Sorry, Drapiron.

The Volleyball Game/Hauntstone All the Way:

(Time Laughs): Look, guys, those Hauntstone Girls are all washed up before we even play 'em.
Mrs. Hauntstone: Blazer, I think the girls could you use a quick blow dry.
Blazer: Yeah, give 'em a blow dry. (He Spews to Give the Girls a Blow Dry)
Serena: Ohh, I hope this isn't a permanent wave.
(Marianne Howls): Those cadets make my hair stand on end.
Nick: Next time, your mummy should dress you a non-shrink wrapping.
Sally: Thanks, Nick. (She Hops Away)
Marco: If you girls are through playing around, we've got a game to win.
Mrs. Hauntstone: Then let the game begin!
Colonel Rhythmaire: Uh, negative, Mrs. Hauntstone. This volleyball court is a disaster area. You don't even have a net.
Mrs. Hauntstone: Not yet. Crawlers!
(Crawlers Makes a Net with a Web)
Marty: You were saying, Colonel?
Colonel Rhythmaire: And I was saying this court doesn't have any boundary lines.
Mrs. Hauntstone: Coming right up.
(Mrs. Hauntstone Bangs the Gong)
(Dennis Makes Some Boundary Lines)
Dorothy: Any other complaints, Colonel?
Colonel Rhythmaire Well, we need referees.
Dorothy: You're looking at her. Dorothy. I call 'em as we see 'em.
Time Racer: Let's flip to see who serves first.
Marianne: No problem. (Howling)
Blunt: That girl's flipped. We're supposed to flip a coin.
Troy Anderson: Affirmative.
Marty: Why didn't you say so? Anybody got a quarter?
(The Hand Brings a Quarter)
Marty: Thanks. Heads.
Marco (Off-Screen): Looks more like hands.
Marty: Heads! See for yourself, Colonel.
Colonel Rhythmaire: Affirmative. Hauntstone serves first.
Pepe Le Pew: Go, go, Hauntstone!
Ronald: Give it all you got, Alice.
Alice: Okay, coach.
(Alice Hits the Ball, and it Goes Through the Net, Hitting Time and Blunt)
Dorothy: Net ball!
Marco: I think it's a net loss.
Troy Anderson: Affirmative.
Mrs. Hauntstone: Crawlers, on the double.
(Crawlers Fixes the Net)
Ronald: Try to hit the ball a little higher.
Alice: Okay, coach.
(Alice Hits the Ball Again)
Marianne: Oh, nice hit.
(The Ball Comes Down)
Jackson: I got it! (The Ball Hits him) I mean, I had it.
Dorothy: Point goes to Hauntstone!
(The Hand Puts a One on Hauntstone's Point)
Pepe Le Pew: Go, go, Grimstone! (He Shakes Mrs. Hauntstone's Hands While Giggling)
(Scene Fades to the Hand Putting a 10 on Rhythmaire's Point)
Colonel Rhythmaire: Good serve, cadet. Keep pressing the attack.
Blunt: Yes, sir. (Growling)
(Blunt Hits the Ball)
(Janina Hits the Ball, But Goes Through it, Laughing): I got it!
Marco: Hey, she hit the net!
Troy Anderson: Hit it? She went through it!
Dorothy: That's a fowl. Rhythmaire's point.
Rhythmaire Cadets: On the dare with Rhythmaire!
(The Hand Puts an 11 on Rhythmaire's Point)
Sally: We're never gonna win that trophy, Zelda.
Serena: You bat we are! (Howls)
(Serena Changes into a Bat and Hits the Ball)
(Time Falls)
Dorothy: Nice spike, Serena!
(Serena Changes Back into a Human)
Serena: Thanks, Dorothy.
(Serena Goes to Time and Takes the Ball)
Serena: Our serve, cadet.
Time Racer: I must be going batty.
Serena: Here, Sally. Let's see a fang-tastic serve.
(Sally Hits the Ball)
Troy and Marco: I've got it! I've got it!
(Sally Hits it Again)
Troy and Marco: I've got it!
Sally: I've got it!
(Troy and Marco Hit the Net and it Breaks)
Dorothy: You hit the net, cadets. We're all tied up.
(The Hand Puts an 11 on Hauntstone's Point)
Marianne: I'd say they're all tied up. (Howling Laugh)
Janina: That's a howl, Marianne! (Giggling)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Oh, Crawlers!
(Crawlers Goes to the Net and Refuses)
Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): I'll give you 6 extra flies for supper.
(Crawlers Doesn't Want that)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Okay, okay, a dozen flies.
(Crawlers Remakes the Net)
Pepe Le Pew: Let's go, Hauntstone! Oh, hot dogs! Mmm-mm. One, please.
Nick: Make that two.
(Blazer Lights the Hot Dogs)
Nick: Thanks, Torcher. All this winning really works up an appetite, you know.
Time Racer: They won't be winning for long. I've planted a remote control device in the volleyball.
(The Rhythmaire Cadets Put their Hands in the Middle)
Troy Anderson (Off-Screen): Affirmative.
Blunt (Off-Screen): Goodbye, Hauntstone.
(Scene Fades Black)
(Sally Gets Ready to Hit the Ball, and Does)
Alice: That looks good, Sally.
Time Racer: I'll make it look bad.
(The Ball Flies Up)
Marco: That serve is loco.
(The Wrapping Causes Sally to Fly)
Sally: Whoa!
Dorothy: Outta bounds.
(Sally Still Flies)
Dorothy: Way outta bounds.
(CRASH)
(The Ball Falls Down to Steve)
Time Racer: Then it's Rhythmaire's ball. (Giddy Laughing)
(Scene Fades to an Unhappy Sally)
Alice: Don't worry, Sally. We'll get it back.
Time Racer: Not unless this battery runs out. (Sinister Laughing)
(Troy Hits the Ball)
Marianne: It's all mine!
(Time Laughs and Hits the Button on the Remote)
Marianne: Huh? (She Falls)
Serena: I'll save it, Marianne.
(Serena Spins Backwards)
Serena: What a backspin.
Colonel Rhythmaire: On the dare with Rhythmaire!
(The Hand Puts a 12 on Rhythmaire's Point)
(Ed Eats the Hotdog)
Nick: Golly. This doesn't look good.
(Pepe Takes the Hotdog from Nick's Hand and Eats it)
Pepe Le Pew: Tastes bad.
Nick: We gotta catch up.
Pepe Le Pew: Ketchup? Okay.
(Pepe Puts Ketchup on his Hotdog)
Time Racer: Prepare for another hit, Troy, with our secret weapon.
Troy Anderson: Affirmative.
(Pepe Eats the Hotdog, and the Ketchup Flies Through)
(The Ketchup Hits Kyle who Hits the Ball)
Troy Anderson: Hey! I've been sneak attacked.
(The Ball Bounces Back from the Net and Hits Time)
(The Remote Falls Out of Time's Hand and Flies into Pepe's Mouth)
(Pepe Hiccups)
Time Racer: Nice work, Troy. Now our remote control is...
(Pepe Hiccups)
(The Ball Flies on its Own)
Time Racer (Off-Screen): AWOL.
(The Ball Bounces and Hits Colonel Rhythmaire, Knocking his Hat Off)
Colonel Rhythmaire: Not only do we lose the ball, but I lose my hat.
(Pepe Hiccups): Excuse moi. (Hiccups)
(The Ball Hits Colonel Rhythmaire)
Nick: Thanks, Colonel. It is our serve, right, Pepe?
Pepe Le Pew: Right, Nick. (Hiccups)
(The Ball Bounces on Nick, Who Falls)
(Marianne Hits the Ball as She Howls)
(Marco and Jackson Dodge)
(The Hand Puts a 15 and a 16 on Hauntstone's Point)
Blunt: On the dare with Rhythmaire.
(Sally Misses the Ball)
(The Hand Puts an 18 and a 19 on Rhythmaire's Point)
Colonel Rhythmaire: 2 more points, men. The victory is ours.
Time Racer: Yeah. We can beat these girls without military assistance.
(Time Hits the Ball)
Jackson: Whoa.
(Alice Hits the Ball)
Jackson: What a spike.
(The Ball Comes Up from Underneath the Chair)
Colonel Rhythmaire: That ball is outta bounds.
(The Chair Falls)
Dorothy: But it hit in first. Hauntstone's ball.
Pepe Le Pew: Go, go, Hauntstone!
(Blazer Blows Fire, and Accidentally Burns the Flag From Which Pepe was Waving)
Pepe Le Pew: Huh?
(The Venus Spy Traps Fly Up)
(Marianne Howls and Hits the Ball)
(The Ball Hits Troy and Marco)
Tentacle Snatcher: Those girls are strong, Drapiron.
Drapiron: Just like their parents, Snatcher, but soon I will be more powerful than all of them.
(The Hand Puts a 20 on Hauntstone's Point)
Laramie: This is it, girls! Serve up a good win, Serena.
Serena: You bat I will.
Time Racer: This jet pack will set you up to spike that serve, Blunt.
Blunt: My pleasure. I'll pulverize 'em.
(Serena Throws the Ball and Hits it as a Bat)
Blunt: Take that, you bat.
Sally: I can't reach it!
Pepe Le Pew: I can't look! (Hiccups)
(The Ball Bounces Back and Hits Blunt)
Blunt: Huh?
(The Ball Hits Marco, Troy, Jackson, and Time)
(The Ball is Out of the Field)
Dorothy: That's out, Colonel, and so are you. Hauntstone wins.
(The Hand Puts a 21 on Hauntstone's Point)
(The Hauntstone Girls Cheer)
(Serena, Janina, and Alice Have Nick)
(Marianne and Sally Have Pepe)
Serena: You were fang-tastic, coach.
Nick: Oh, it was nothing, really.
Mrs. Hauntstone: I think we get the trophy this year, Colonel Rhythmaire.
Colonel Rhythmaire: There must be some mistake. I won't hand it over.
(The Hand Takes the Trophy from Colonel Rhythmaire and Gives it to Mrs. Hauntstone)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Thank you, Colonel. Here, Sally. For your mummy case.
Sally: Thanks, Mrs. Hauntstone!
Time Racer: I don't get it. We had that tactics.
Troy Anderson: We had the strategy.
Marco: We had the equipment.
Blunt: But we still lost.
Jackson: Affirmative.
Colonel Rhythmaire: No moping, men. The Rhythmaire code says "Retreat with dignity."
(Pepe Hiccupping)
(The Ball Bounces with Colonel Rhythmaire on it)
(Pepe Hiccupping)
(Colonel Rhythmaire Bounces Away)
Time Racer: Looks like the Rhythmaire code just got broken.
Troy Anderson: Double affirmative.

Open House/Meet the Parents:

(Marianne Howling)
Marianne: This is gonna be our happiest Halloween ever.
Sally: Because we have a trophy to show off at our open house!
Alicia: Open house? Is that like a party?
Serena: It's only the biggest even of the Hauntstone school year.
Nick: Will there be food?
(Pepe and Nick Scream as a Skeleton is Hung)
Serena: Oh, lots of goodies, Sally. Mrs. Hauntstone is in the kitchen right now.
Nick: What are we waiting for? Come on!
Pepe Le Pew: Excuse us!
(Scene Fades to Mrs. Hauntstone Making Brownies)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Oh, I just love making brownies.
Pepe Le Pew: Brownies?! Magnifique!
Nick: Can we help you out, Mrs. Hauntstone?
Mrs. Hauntstone: Thanks, Nick. I've already got a hand. But you and Pepe can lick the bowl.
Nick: Thanks.
Pepe Le Pew: Yeah, thanks.
Mrs. Hauntstone: Okay, Blazer. Ready to bake a batch of brownies?
Blazer: Yeah! (Spews Fire on the Tray)
Serena: Mmm. Something smells rotten.
(Nick Slurps from the Bowl)
Nick: You said it, Serena.
(Pepe Slurps from the Bowl)
Pepe Le Pew: Yeah, really rotten.
Serena: Deliciously rotten. Swamp brownies fresh from the oven.
Mrs. Hauntstone: Made with slimy swamp water, chock full of mosquitos.
Nick: What?!? There's itching in the kitchen, Pepe!
Pepe Le Pew: Oh, non! (Giggling)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Janina, are the caterpillar cookies ready to bake yet?
Janina: They will be as soon as I can 'em. (Giggling)
Nick: This kitchen is just crawling with snacks, Pepe.
Pepe Le Pew: Oui.
Katrina: Nothing's too good for our guests. (Giggling)
Kala: So, who's coming to this open house, anyway?
Serena: Everyone, Kala. My daddy, Dracula.
Kala: That's your daddy?
Serena: It's a bat picture of him. But he'll show up after sundown.
Nick: Oh, no! It's almost sundown now, Alice. That's when the vampire starts biting.
Pepe Le Pew: Help! (He Runs Away)
Nick: Wait for me, Pepe!
Alice: Stop!
(Pepe and Nick Skid to a Stop)
Alice: You've gotta meet Franklin Frankenteen.
Willow: And Murphy Mummy.
Wynona: Oh, don't forget Wally Werewolf.
(Alice and Sally Keep Running Until Katrina Stops Them)
Katrina: And Patrick Phantom. (Hysterical Laughing)
Nick: Yikes!
(Pepe Jumps into Nick's Arms)
Nick: We're all gonna be trapped in a house full of m-m-m-monsters!
(Thunderclap)
(Scene Fades to Black)
(It's a Rainy Night)
(Franklin Groaning)
(The Venus Spy Traps Spy on the Monster Mothers)
Tentacle Snatcher (Off-Screen): Here they come, Drapiron.
(Wally and Franklin Run inside)
(The Bat Turns into a Vampire Human of Dracula)
Tentacle Snatcher (Off-Screen): The mightiest monsters in the world.
Count Dracula: Let me cape you out of the rain, Murphy.
Murphy Mummy: Thank you, Count. This wrap isn't water proof.
Drapiron: Ah, they were the mightiest, but now they've grown soft. Soon Drapiron will be the most feared name in the monster world, when I get those girl ghouls in my clutches.
(The Hornet Bat Tries to Bite Drapiron's Hand)
(Drapiron Smacks the Bat Causing it to Spin)
(Scene Fades to Pepe, Nick, Penelope, Alice, and Marianne Playing Checkers)
(Franklin Groaning)
Alice: Dada!
(Wally Howling)
Marianne: My papa's calling me.
(Wally Howling)
Nick: Everyone's running off, Pepe. Why don't we?
Pepe Le Pe: Oui!
Sally: Quick! Into this elevator.
Sam (Off-Screen): Gosh, Alice, are we gonna meet the rest of the folks?
Alice: No, Sam.
(They Run inside a Room, and Put Heavy Objects to the Doors)
Sally: We should be safe now, Alice.
Alice: I hope so, Sally.
(The Drawer Opens)
Sam (Off-Screen): We have company, Alice.
(Katrina Laughing): So there you are. Father, meet my new teachers.
Patrick Phantom: Claire's told me so much about you.
(Alice and Sally Scream)
(Pepe Holds Penelope's Hand as He and Nick Run)
Janina (Off-Screen): See, Father? They just love to exercise.
Nick: Out here, Pepe.
(The Bats or Dracula and Serena Fly in)
Pepe Le Pew: Oh, no! Help!
(Pepe Runs While Nick, Holding Penelope's Hand, Runs with him)
Nick: This is bat news! Yeow!
(Count Dracula Turns into a Human)
Count Dracula: I'm so glad to see new blood at Hauntstone.
Nick: You don't want mine. It's chick blood.
Pepe Le Pew: Yeah, chicken. (Clucks)
Count Dracula: Serena, these 2 are batty than we are.
Serena: They are a little strange, Daddy. But they're fang-tastic teachers.
Nick: We were lucky, Pepe, but it's time to bug out of here.
Pepe Le Pew: Of course!
Penelope Pussycat: But then we won't meet the other parents.
(Nick Hugs Penelope in Fear)
Nick: I hope you're right, Penelope.
(Pepe and Nick Scream)
Alice: There they are, Dada!
Franklin Frankenteen: Come to Frankenteen.
Murphy Mummy: Yes, let's a closer look at these 3.
(Murphy Wraps Pepe and Penelope)
Murphy Mummy: Who are you?
Pepe Le Pew: Pepe Le Pew.
Penelope Pussycat: And Penelope Pussycat, too.
Nick: Don't hurt Pepe, Murphy. It's my own fault we're here.
Murphy Mummy: Hurt you? I'm trying to hug you, for making my daughter feel like a winner.
Wally Werewolf: I'll howl to that. Let's give 'em three cheers.
(Wally and Marianne Howl 3 Times)
(Ghouls Cheering)
(The Hand Rings the Bell)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Now that everyone's acquainted, let's go downstairs for refreshments.
(Scene Fades to the Outside of the School)
Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): Have some Halloween punch, everybody.
(Everybody Has Halloween Punch)
Mrs. Hauntstone: That's the spirit, boys.
Nick: Very good, eh, Pepe?
Pepe Le Pew: Oui.
Mrs. Hauntstone: It's an old Hauntstone recipe. Poison Ivy punch made from scratch.
(Pepe and Nick Scratch)
Kala: Gee, Marianne, what's that?
Marianne: Something for my papa, Kala. I made it in arts and crafts class. (She Puts a Ball in an Iron Maiden Toy) It's a juicer. Now you can have bitter lemonade whenever you want, Papa.
Wally Werewolf: That's wonderful, Marianne. (He Drinks the Lemonade) Oh, nice and sour. It makes my whiskers pucker.
Serena: I made this for you, Daddy. It's a bat robe.
Count Dracula: Wonderful. Just what I need after a rainy flight. Let me try it on.
(Dracula Changes into a Bat)
(Serena Puts the Robe on Dracula)
Serena (Off-Screen): Oh, fang-tastic. It fits.
(Dracula Screeching)
Serena: See for yourself.
(Dracula Screeches): That's wonderful.
Laramie: Nice robe, Count. But that's no reflection on you. Right, Cissy?
Cissy: Yeah. (Giggles) I think.
(Dracula Changes Back into a Human)
Count Dracula: What a wonderful gift.
Mrs. Hauntstone: All the girls worked very hard on their presents.
(Blazer Feels Sad and Left Out)
Serena: Don't feel left out, Blazer. I made a robe for you, too, and it's fire proof.
(Blazer Spews Fire on the Robe and it Doesn't Affect it)
Alice: I made my present in science class. It's a portable shock-man.
(She Charges the Shock)
Alice: With a rechargeable batter pack that lasts for we-e-e-e-eeks. For you, Dada.
(Franklin Puts the Earphones and Shocks Himself): This puts volts in my bolts. Thank you, Alice. (He Pats Alice's Head)
Alice: Welcome, Dada. I thought you'd get a charge out of it.
Mrs. Hauntstone: Show your mummy daddy what you made, Sally.
(Sally Shows Murphy a Mummy Case Toy)
Sally (Off-Screen): It's a fright light, to brighten the darkest mummy case.
Murphy Mummy: What a thoughtful gift, Willow.
Mrs. Hauntstone: Last but not least, your daughter would like to play her latest composition for you.
(Janina Laughing Hysterically): It's called Duet for 3 Hands.
(Janina Plays the Organ with the Hand)
(Dennis Plays the Drum)
Janina: And 2 arms. (Hysterical Laughing)
(The Venus Spy Traps Look Outside)
Tentacle Snatcher: They're having fun, Drapiron.
Drapiron: Yes. But soon the party will be over.
(Janina Finishes the Song)
(Ghouls Cheering)
Patrick Phantom: Fantastic, Janina.
Mrs. Hauntstone: Bravo!
(Marianne Howls)
Count Dracula: It made my blood run cold.
Nick: Let's give that hand a hand, Pepe.
(Pepe Smiles at Nick)
(Janina Shakes the Hand)
Janina: Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. (Hysterical Laughing)
(Bell Rings)
Count Dracula: It will soon be dawn. I must be on my way, Serena.
Serena: I know, Daddy.
Wally Werewolf: The moon is going down, Marianne. I'd better run, too.
Nick: See you next year.
Count Dracula: In the meantime, I want you to take good care of my little Serena.
Nick: You can count on us, Count.
Count Dracula: Good. Because if anything happens to her, it will be a bat day for you.
Wally Werewolf: That goes for Marianne, too. (Howls)
(Franklin Grabs Nick and Pepe by the Throat)
Franklin Frankenteen: Alice's my pride and joy. Don't let me down.
(Franklin Puts them Down, and Maximus Picks Them Back Up)
Maximus Mummy: Take care of Sally and her friends, or you're going to meet a very mad mummy.
(Maximus Puts them Down)
(Patrick Appears as Pepe and Nick Gasp)
Patrick Phantom: Not to mention foul-tempered phantom.
(Patrick Leaves)
Penelope Pussycat: Bye, guys. Gee, what a friendly bunch of folks, right, Pepe?
Pepe Le Pew: Yeah, right.
Nick: Now, there's nothing to be afraid of, Pepe.
Pepe Le Pew: What a relief.
Drapiron: That's what they think. (Sinister Laughing)
(Drapiron Walks to the Hornet Bat)
Drapiron: Get ready to fly, little hornet bat. You're about to earn your keep.
(Drapiron Laughing)
(Scene Fades to Black)

Drapiron's Plan/Trip to Crafty Swamp:

Drapiron: There's no time to waste, Tentacle Snatcher. Get cranking.
Tentacle Snatcher: Yes, Drapiron. (He Cranks the Lever, the Skylight Door Opens)
(Drapiron Has a Picture of Nick)
Drapiron: This is your target.
(Hornet Bat Can't See it Upside Down)
(Drapiron Turns the Picture Upside Down for the Bat to See)
(Hornet Bat is Pleased)
Drapiron: Now, heed these words and heed them well. Find those fools and weave them well. Fly, hornet bat, fly. Soon those teachers will be learning from me. (Sinister Laughing)
(Snatcher Laughing)
Drapiron: Don't just stand there. Close that skylight. There's a draft in here.
Tentacle Snatcher: Y-Yes, Drapiron.
(Scene Dissolved to the School)
(Pepe is Sleeping When she Hears the Shades Clapping)
(He Pulls the Shades Up and Sees a Hornet Bat)
(Pepe Yells): Nick! Bat! It's a bat!
Nick: Bat? Take this baseball for later this morning, Pepe.
(Pepe Throws the Ball to the Ground): No, Nick, bat.
Nick: Calm down, Pepe. I'll take a look.
(Scene Fades to the Window)
Nick: See? See for yourself, Pepe. Nothing. Let's go back to sleep.
Pepe Le Pew: Okay, Nick.
(He Pulls the Curtain Down and the Hornet Bat is There)
Pepe Le Pew: Nick! Bat shade! Bat shade!
Nick: I'm coming! I'm coming! Oh, boy. Pull yourself together, old pal. See? There's nothing shady about the shade. Pull yourself together, Pepe.
(Pepe Pulls the Shade Up, But Gets Pulled Up in the Window)
(Nick Snoring)
(Hornet Bat Spies on Nick)
(The Bat Puts Spiderweb Earphones on his Ears)
Drapiron's Voice: You will do exactly as I say.
Nick: I will do exactly as you say.
Drapiron: In the morning, you will take the girls on a big field trip to the Crafty Swamp.
Nick: Big girls... field trip... to the Crafty Swamp.
Drapiron: And then those girl ghouls will be mine! (Sinister Laughing)
(Nick Giggling)
(Snatcher Laughs and Stops)
Drapiron: Don't just stand there. Get to the Crafty Swamp and set my traps.
Tentacle Snatcher: Yes, Drapiron.
(Scene Dissolved to the Rhythmaire Military School)
(A Blaring Bugle Barges in Blowing Revile)
(Troy, Jackson, and Blunt Wake up)
(Time is Still Sleeping)
(Bugle Blares to Wake Up Time)
Time Racer: Marco, sometimes I'm sorry you ever invented that rolling revile robot.
Marco: But it was your idea to give to the colonel for a birthday present.
Troy Anderson: Affirmative. Next year, we give him a pocket watch.
Colonel Rhythmaire: Glad to see you up and at 'em, Cadets. Fantastic invention!
(Bugle Blares)
Captain Rhythmaire: As I was saying, you're up early for early morning maneuvers in tough terrain.
Time Racer: I'll say. That's Crafty Swamp.
(Cut to the Grimstone School)
Nick: Rise and shine, Pepe. It's a good day for a field trip.
Pepe Le Pew: It is?
Nick: Yes, just feel that air.
(Pepe Gets Blown by the Wind)
(Pepe Hits the Door Flat)
(Cissy Wakes Up)
Cissy: You knocked, Pepe?
Nick: Glad you're up, Cissy. We're just on our way out.
(Scene Fades to Outside the School)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Brr. Cold, raw, windy. A good chance of rain. A perfectly rotten day to be outside. So have a great time, girls.
(Marianne Howls): We will, Mrs. Hauntstone.
Nick: We're all ready to go.
Blazer: Yeah. (Panting)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Sorry, Blazer. You're staying home with me.
(Blazer Grumbling)
Nick: Here we go, gang.
Alice: Bye, Mrs. Hauntstone!
Sally: Bye, Blazer!
Mrs. Hauntstone: See you later, girls.
Blazer: Yeah, see you later. (Grumbles)
Kala: Gosh, Nick, where are we going for a field trip?
Nick: Someplace scenic, Kala. Right here.
Kala: That's Crafty Swamp.
Pepe Le Pew: Crafty Swamp?!
Serena: Sounds fang-tastic. I'll bet it's crawling with alligators and snakes. (Giggles)
Pepe Le Pew: Alligators? Snakes? Oh, no!
Janina: Not to mention quicksand. (Hysterical Laughing) I love quicksand.

Hornet Bats at Work:

Colonel Rhythmaire: Today's swamp will take us to Swampy Terrain. Stay close, men, as we use our survival skills to cross this swamp.
Kyle Johnson: Yes, sir.
(The Colonel Walks Off, Followed by Jackson)
(Time Falls in the Mud)
Time Racer: The first skill is in ditching the colonel, and finding a dry way out of this swamp.
Troy Anderson: Affirmative.
(Scene Slides to Colonel Rhythmaire and Jackson Walking Through the Swamp)
(Time, Marco, Blunt, and Troy Go Their Separate Ways)
Marco: These field trips are a real drag.
Blunt: And dumb, too.
Sally: What do we do now, coach?
Marty: Well, now, uh, how about a sprint through the swamp?
Alice: Great! I got plenty of energy.
Sally: Wait for me, Alice.
Penelope Pussycat: And the animals, too.
(Penelope Grabs Pepe's Hand)
(Marianne Howls): Race you across the swamp, Serena.
Serena: Then I think I'll stretch my wings, instead of my legs. (She Turns into a Bat)
(She Then Flies Off, with Marianne Jogging)
Marianne: Aw, no fair, Serena. We're supposed to be sprinting, not springing.
(A Tentacle Trips Marianne)
Tentacle Snatcher: Gotcha.
Marianne: Boy, have you got the wrong girl. (Howls) Hi-yah!
(Snatcher Moans, and Growls): You can't escape the Tentacle Snatcher.
Marianne: Then I guess you've never chased a werewolf before, snatchy.
(Snatcher Grunts)
Marianne: This looks like a great place to hide. (Howls) I gave him the slip.
(Screeching Sound)
(Marianne Gasps)
(The Hornet Bats Make Web Earphones)
Drapiron's Voice: You will now obey only Drapiron.
Marianne: I will obey only Drapiron. Only Drapiron.
(Drapiron Laughing)
Tentacle Snatcher: 1 down, 4 to go. (Sinister Laughing)
(Scene Dissolves)
(Cut to the School)
Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): Is my cauldron bubbling yet, Blazer?
(She Comes in the Kitchen to Taste her Scorpion Stew)
Mrs. Hauntstone: Why, my Scorpion Stew is ice cold. Blazer, here, boy. Light the fire. Now where has that dragon gotten to?
(Blazer is Sniffing Out on the Trail)
Kolo: Gee, Nick, swamp sprinting is fun.
(Blazer Hears Laughter Coming Through the Crafty Swamp)
(Cut to Pepe and his Friends Running on Stones)
Cissy: How'd you think of this place?
Nick: I don't know, Cissy. In her dreams, I think. Yikes!
(Nick Leaps into Laramie's Arms)
Nick: This dream just turned into a nightmare!
Laramie: Yeah! Alligator nightmare!
Nick and Laramie: Help!
Cissy: Don't panic, Laramie. Cissy to the rescue!
(Rope Breaks)
Cissy: Uh-oh.
(She Hops on an Alligator)
(Pepe Grabs her)
Pepe Le Pew: Nice going, Cissy, but too late.
Laramie: Nick!
Nick: Yikes! I never thought we'd end up alligator appetizers!
Penelope Pussycat: Well, this animal is going down swinging.
Serena: Try swinging with me.
(Serena Grabs Pepe and his Friends)
(The Alligators Fail to Get Them)
(Serena Changes into a Human)
Lacey: Not too bat an escape, right, Tracy?
Tracy: Yeah, Lacey.
Kala: Yeah. Thanks for the help.
Serena: I need some help myself. Marianne must be playing hide-and-shriek. I can't find her anywhere.
Marty: This wasteland is a little bothering.
Nick: Don't worry. We'll all go look for them.
Pepe Le Pew: Yeah. (Gasps)
Serena: And I'll search by air. (She Changes Back to a Bat)
(Meanwhile the Rhythmaire Cadets are Walking)
Blunt: Hey, what's that up there? This swamp's got bats!
Marco: Better look down here. We're back in the mud again.
Troy Anderson: Negative. I think this is...
Time Racer: Quicksand!
Blunt: What do we do now, Time?
Time Racer: We use our basic survival skills, like yelling for help!
Troy Anderson: Affirmative. Help!
Rhythmaire Cadets: Help!
Alice: Sounds like those smart aleck Rhythmaire Cadets.
Sally: Maybe they're playing in the swamp, too.
(They Went to Find Them)
Time Racer: Someone's coming.
Troy Anderson: Affirmative. It's those Hauntstone Girls.
Marco: Quick! Help us out.
Sally: But why? Swimming in quicksand is fun.
Troy Anderson: Fun? That's a negative.
Marco: On the double!
Blunt: If not sooner!
Alice: Well, Willow, if they insist.
Sally: What a bunch of spoilsports.
(Alice Helps the Rhythmaire Cadets Out of the Quicksand)
(Rhythmaire Cadets Scream)
Marco: Oh, thanks for getting us out, girls.
Troy Anderson: Affirmative.

Hauntstone Girls Captured!:

Time Racer: Now we'd better find a way out of this swamp. Forward, Cadets!
(Blazer Comes by and Sniffs Steve's Foot, Snarling)
Time Racer: Retreat!
Troy Anderson: Affirmative! Advance to the rear!
Janina: Swamps never bother me. Of course, my phantom feet never get wet! (Hysterical Laughing)
(Marianne is Standing in the Shack)
Mariane: Oh, Janie.
(Janina Laughing): Whatcha doin' in there, Marianne?
Marianne: Hiding. Come see.
(Janina Laughing): I just love hide-and-shriek.
(Glowing Sound)
(Janina Walks Out Hypnotized with the Earphones)
Janina: Yes, Dracuvolta, I will obey.
Cissy: No sign of the girls, Pepe.
Pepe Le Pew: Uh-oh.
Nick: I'm beginning to get a bad feeling about this swamp.
Cissy: Hold it, Sally. Maybe Serena has good news.
(Serena Screeching)
Nick: Does that mean you found Marianne?
(Serena Screeching)
Nick: I think she wants us to follow.
(They Run Until Pepe Gets Snagged By a Tree)
(This Causes Pepe to Spin, and Sends him Flying)
Cissy: There goes Pepe Le Pew, not wanting to be last anymore.
(Pepe Lands on Blazer, Who Snarls)
Pepe Le Pew: Oh, non!
(Blazer Spews Fire at him, and Chases him)
(Pepe Screaming)
(Blazer Runs After him)
Nick: I wish Pepe Le Pew would learn to not play with Blazer.
(Serena Looks Down, Sees Marianne and Janina with Orange Eyes, and Screams)
Marianne: Yes, Serena, we're here. Come down.
Janina: We want to show you something.
(Serena Flies Down)
Marianne: Get her!
(Serena Screeching)
(The Hornet Bats Fly After Her)
Tentacle Snatcher: Don't let her escape!
(Serena Keeps Flying from the Bats)
Marco: Wow! Look up there!
(Blunt Takes the Binoculars from Marco)
Marco: What a dog fight.
Blunt: Looks more like a bat fight to me.
(Time Takes the Binoculars from Blunt)
Time Racer: Affirmative. That's what I call a bat-tle.
(The Hornet Bats Get Knocked Out)
(Pepe Hides in the Shack to Lose Blazer)
(Blazer Still Runs)
(Pepe Snickering)
(Marianne Taps on Pepe's Shoulder)
Pepe Le Pew: Yikes! What's wrong, Marianne?
Marianne: Drapiron doesn't want you. Get out!
Janina: The Tentacle Snatcher will take care of him.
(Pepe Gulps, and Walks Out)
(Snatcher's Tentacles Grab Pepe)
Tentacle Snatcher: Gotcha!
Pepe Le Pew: Help!
Tentacle Snatcher: Drapiron does not like meddlers.
Pepe Le Pew: N-N-Not me!
(Pepe Tries to Run Away from the Snatcher, when Fire Burns the Snatcher)
Tentacle Snatcher: Yeow!
(Blazer Blows Fire at the Snatcher)
(Snatcher Screaming)
(Snatcher Runs into a Lake and Puts Out the Fire)
Tentacle Snatcher: You two will pay for this!
(Blazer Becomes Pepe's Friend)
(Pepe Shakes Blazer's Hand and Laughs, Then He, and Blazer Run)
Tentacle Snatcher: No one escapes the Tentacle Snatcher.
(Serena Hides in the Clouds)
(The Hornet Bats Can't Find her Anywhere)
Sally: Well, it's about time.
Alice: Where have you Hauntstone girls been?
Janina: Waiting for you.
Marianne: Come inside.
(Serena Screeching)
Alice: It's Serena.
Sally: Something's wrong.
Marianne: But it's too late for you.
(She and Janina Pull Alice and Sally in the Shack)
Drapiron: Much too late. (Sinister Laughing) Come to me, my Hauntstone Girls.
(The Shack is Sent Flying to Castle Drapiron)
(Serena Screeching)
(The Hornet Bats Finally Catch her)
(One of the Bats Put the Earphones on Serena)
(Serena is Stuck in the Bat's Clutches)

Drapiron's Spell:

(Serena is Struggling to Get Away)
Drapiron (On-Speaker): Stop struggling. You must obey only me, Drapiron. Your will is strong, just like your mother's, but my will is stronger. Obey!
(The Mutant Bats Take Serena to Castle Drapiron)
Cissy: Nick! Serena's getting bat-napped.
Nick: Oh, no! This is awful! If we don't get her back, the Count will hold me uncountable.
Catherine: Don't worry, Nick. We'll get the other girls to rescue her.
Pepe Le Pew: Non. They're gone.
Nick: You don't mean Alice?
(Pepe Nods, Then Laughs like Janina)
Nick: And Janie?
(Pepe Crosses his Arms)
Nick: Not Sally and Marianne, too?
(Blazer Howls Like Marianne)
Nick: Oh, no! What do we do now?
Pepe Le Pew: Follow that shack!
Nick: Huh?
Ronald: I think Pepe wants us to follow that shack.
Pepe Le Pew: Right. Follow that shack.
Nick: Say no more, Pepe. We'll track that shack, get the girls back before their scary folks ever know they're not back.
Pepe Le Pew: Oui.
Nick: Uh-oh. We're stuck in the mud.
Time Racer: Looks like the Hauntstone transport vehicle is in deep trouble.
Blunt: Serves them right for taking our trophy.
Troy Anderson: However, the Rhythmaire code says we help vehicles in distress.
Marco: Affirmative.
Time Racer: Negative. We do not aid and abet the enemy.
Blunt: Yeah, let 'em spin their wheels.
(Blazer Snarling)
Time Racer: As I was saying, men, that van needs some man power. I thought you might need a push.
Troy Anderson: Affirmative.
Cissy: Look, Pepe, those cadets volunteered to help us out.
(Blazer Walks By and Winks at Pepe, Smiling)
Marty: Keep pushing. Nick's putting the metal to the pedal.
(The Rhythmaire Cadets Push the Van Out of the Mud)
Marty (Off-Screen): We're outta here!
Cissy: Come on! Get up, guys! The Hauntstone Girls are in trouble!
Laramie (Off-Screen): Come on, Sam!
Cissy: You can help us rescue 'em from a bunch of meanies.
Time Racer: That's a negative!
Blunt: Yeah, get lost!
Cissy: What a bunch of sticks-in-the-mud.
(Nick Drives Off)
(Colonel Rhythmaire Appears)
Time Racer: Colonel Rhythmaire, sir.
Colonel Rhythmaire: Cadet Jackson has finished this hike in much better shape than the rest of you. Next time, follow me more closely, Cadet Racer.
Time Racer: Yes, sir! Uh, sorry, sir.
Colonel Rhythmaire: Ohh-- Back to the barracks, on the double.
Rhythmaire Cadets: Yes, sir!
(They Leave)
(Meanwhile, The Hornet Bats Take Serena Inside the Castle)
Nick (Off-Screen): Oh, no! The bats have come back to roost, and that's gruesomest roost I've ever seen.
Marty (Off-Screen): Yeah, gruesome roost. (Shudders)
Catherine: We'd need wings to get up there.
Pepe Le Pew: Leave it to us, Catherine.
(Scene Slides to Pepe)
Pepe Le Pew: Da-da-da-da-da-da! Skunk skill!
(The Traps were Set Up)
Blazer: Hey! What about me?
Pepe Le Pew: Make that a Pepe and Blazer skill.
Blazer: Yeah!
Nick: Are you sure this'll work, Pepe?
Pepe Le Pew: Of course. I'm positive. Come on, guys. Hop aboard.
(Scene Fades to Pepe, his Friends, and Blazer on the Trap)
Pepe Le Pew: Fire away, Blazer!
(Blazer Lights the Fire)
(The Trap Flings them Up)
(Everyone, Except for Kala Scream)
Kala: Whee! We'll be there in nowhere flat.
(They Land on the Wall Flat)
(Kala and Blazer Land on the Ground)
Marty: You were right about the flat part, Kala.
Kala: Gosh, I'm sorry, guys.
Pepe Le Pew: It's okay, Kala. (Giggles)
Drapiron: It's been too long since we had company, Snatcher.
Tentacle Snatcher: I knew you'd be pleased, Drapiron.
Drapiron: Yes, because these 5 will remain here permanently. (Sinister Laughing)
Tentacle Snatcher: But, Drapiron, what happens when your spell wears off?
Drapiron: Don't upset yourself, Snatcher. I'm preparing a spell to make them evil forever. At the stroke of midnight, I'm going to revoltize them.
Tentacle Snatcher: Revoltize them? Oh, how revolting.
Drapiron: Yes, isn't it though? (Snarls) Now stop cringing, and put those girls to work!
Tentacle Snatcher: Yes, Drapiron!

Drapiron's Mutants:

Marty: This pad is really locked, guys.
Pepe Le Pew: Blazer will take care of it. Won't you, Blazer?
(Blazer Marches up and Puts a Helmet on)
(Blazer Blows Fire and Removes his Helmet, but the Lock Didn't Melt)
Blazer: Huh?
Tobyna: Oh, my. This lock must be flame proof.
Jennifer: Let me, Tobyna.
(Jennifer Uses a Key and Unlocks the Door)
Jennifer: Bingo.
Kolo: That's one talented badge, Jennifer. (Laughs)
Jennifer: Yeah. (Laughs)
Penelope Pussycat: Gee, this place is humongous. If we're ever gonna find the girls, we'll need to split up.
Lucy: Oh, wow. (Laughs Nervously) I was afraid she'd say that.
Sadie: Me, too, Lucy.
(Nick, Lucy and Marty were Looking Through the Halls, Until Nick and Marty Spot Something)
(Gorillastag, Vultureweasel, and Rhinoguana Scare Nick and Marty)
Nick and Marty: LUCY!!
(They Runs to Get Lucy)
Lucy: What's the big idea, Nicky?
Nick: Mutants.
Lucy: Relax, Nick. They're only dolls.
(Lucy Looks at the Mutants and Makes Funny Faces)
Lucy: See? They're just modern action figures, like they have the store.
Marty: Sorry, Lucy.
Lucy: Make you look weird, but they can't hurt you.
(Nick and Marty See Someone Coming to Grab Lucy and Run Away)
Lucy: Guys, come baaaaaaaaaack!
(Gorillastag Locks Lucy into the Cage)
Lucy: Hey! Let me outta here.
(Gorillastag Laughs)
Tentacle Snatcher: That's it. Drapiron likes a clean lair. Hey, you missed a spot.
Sally: I obey only Drapiron.
(Sally Splashes Water on Snatcher)
Tentacle Snatcher: Oh, never mind. It'll soon be midnight anyway.
(Dorothy Comes by and Sees Lucy)
Lucy: Dorothy, thank goodness. You gotta tell Nick and Marty that mutants that came to life are chasing them.
Dorothy: I see they work for Drapiron.
Lucy: Drapiron? Who's she?
Dorothy: The witch of the web. I'll go tell my friends that they can find the Hauntstone Girls and break Drapiron's spell.
Lucy: Yes! Go tell 'em, Dorothy. Then go get me outta this cage.
(Gorillastag, Vultureweasel, and Rhinoguana Snarling)
(Gorillastag Scratches Nick's Back Causing Nick to Laugh)
Nick: Cut it out, Lucy.
Gorillastag: Nick and Marty.
Marty: Yes, Lucy?
Gorilla: We're after you.
(Nick and Marty Scream)
Nick: Y-Y-You're not Lucy.
(Vultureweasel Has Nick's Jacket, and Nick Puts it Back on Him, and He and Marty Run Away)
Vultureweasel: You can't escape!
Nick and Marty: Lucy!
Vultureweasel: She can't stop us now. No one can stop us now. (Sinister Laughing)
(Scene Dissolves)
(Nick and Marty are Still Running from the Mutants)
Nick and Marty: Help!
(Mutants Laughing Sinisterly)
Nick and Marty: Help!
(Nick and Marty Skid)
Nick: Sadie! Help!
Sadie: Guys, distract the mutants, and I'll get the Hauntstone girls.
Nick: Okay, not a problem.
Rhinoguana: Now we've got you.
(The Mutants Skid)
Rhinoguana: We've got--
(Nick and Marty Mop the Floor Dressed as Mummies)
Gorillastag: Hey, did two big ugly boys go by here a minute ago?
Marty: Ugly? I mean, yeah. That-a-way.
Gorillastag: Thanks.
Nick: It worked, Marty. (Giggles)
(They Continue Mopping Until they Bump into Vultureweasel)
Marty: Oops!
(Vultureweasel Snarling): You can't fool us mutants. (Snarling)
(Nick and Marty Yell)
(The Mutants Get Buckets on their Heads)
Nick: Help!
Marty: Help!
Cissy: Sounds like Marty and Nick are in trouble.
Blazer: Yeah.
(They Run Off)
Lucy: Cissy! Blazer! Jeez. I've spent a lot of time out of a cage, but never this long in it.
(The Mutants are Struggling)
Cissy: Hey, I know those monsters. They're mutants and they're Drapiron's creations. I'm warning you guys. Either free Lucy or prepare to splat!
Vultureweasel: You don't scare us.
(Blazer Shoots Fire at Vultureweasel, and Cissy Rides on the Vultureweasel's Back, and Slams Rhinoguana)
(Cissy Then Rides into Rhinoguana's Back, and Charges Towards Gorillastag)
(Rhinoguana hits Gorillastag, and Gorillastag Crashes to the Cage, and Frees Lucy)
Lucy: Gosh! It's about time.

River-Dweller:

(Pepe Walks By Quietly)
(He Then Hears a Noise)
Pepe Le Pew: Uh-oh.
(The Wall Slides Back with Pepe)
Cissy: Gee, I thought I heard something.
Drapiron: What are you doing in here?
(Pepe Gulps)
Drapiron: Are you through mopping the corners?
Pepe Le Pew: Oui.
Drapiron: Then start over there.
Pepe Le Pew: I obey, Drapiron.
(He Throws the Mop at Snatcher)
Tentacle Snatcher: There's something funny about that mummy.
Drapiron: Stop dawdling, Snatcher. Midnight approaches and this potion must be ready. Deadly nightshade.
Tentacle Snatcher: Deadly nightshade.
(Drapiron Pours the Deadly Nightshade in the Potion)
Drapiron: Powdered newt.
Tentacle Snatcher: Powdered newt.
Drapiron (Off-Screen): Oil of wolfsbane.
Tentacle Snatcher: Oil of wolfsbane.
Drapiron (Off-Screen): Slimy salamander tail.
Tentacle Snatcher (Off-Screen): Slimy salamander tails.
(Snatcher's Tentacle Grabs Pepe's Tail)
Tentacle Snatcher: I knew this was no dummy. I knew this was no mummy.
Pepe Le Pew: Whoops!
Tentacle Snatcher: It's that meddling skunk of the Hauntstone's.
Drapiron: He's too stupid to have come alone.
Pepe Le Pew: Stupid?
Drapiron: Dispose of him, and any of his foolish friends.
Tentacle Snatcher: Yes, Drapiron.
(Scene Fades to Marianne and Serena Dusting)
Laramie: Marianne. Serena. Oh, boy. I'm so glad I found you. It's almost midnight. We gotta get outta here before you get revoltized. Whatever it is, it's gotta be bad news.
Serena, and Marianne: We obey only Drapiron.
Laramie: Oh. What a revolting development this is.
Pepe Le Pew (Off-Screen): Help!
Laramie: Oh, no! Sounds like Pepe needs us more than we do. (She Runs Off)
Pepe Le Pew (Off-Screen): Help!
Cissy: That's Pepe Le Pew, and he's in trouble. Hang on, Pepe! I'm coming!
Pepe Le Pew (Off-Screen): Help!
Laramie: We're coming, Pepe!
Pepe Le Pew (Off-Screen): Help!
Cissy: I'm right behind you, Laramie!
Pepe Le Pew (Off-Screen): Help!
Tentacle Snatcher: I'm so glad you came to help your friend.
Pepe Le Pew: Help! Fellas!
Catherine: Put Pepe down, you big meanie!
Tentacle Snatcher: I've just begun to be mean. (Sinister Laughing)
(Snatcher Pulls the Lever)
(The Trap Door Begins to Open)
Nick: Yikes! I'm beginning to get the idea.
Tentacle Snatcher: Like I said, the fun is just beginning.
(Snatcher Drops Pepe)
(Pepe Yells)
(SPLASH)
Catherine: Hey! You can't do that to Pepe.
Tentacle Snatcher: Don't worry. You'll be joining him.
(Snatcher Pulls the Lever)
(The Door Opens Wider)
(Pepe's Friends, and Blazer Fall in the Water)
(SPLASH)
(Snatcher Laughing): Farewell! (Sinister Laughing)
Catherine: Nice try, buster, but we know how to swim.
Tentacle Snatcher: So does the giant River Dweller.
Nick: River Dweller?
Pepe Le Pew: Nick! Look!
(River Dweller Comes Out of the Water)
(River Dweller Laughing Sinisterly)
Nick: Yikes! I think this River Dweller doesn't mean well, Pepe!
Pepe Le Pew: Uh-huh!
(Pepe and Nick Try to Climb Out, but They Fall Back in the Water)
(River Dweller Surrounds Them)
Catherine: Ha! This second rate sea serpent doesn't scare me. Turn up the heat, Blazer.
(Blazer Tries to Blow Fire, but Nothing Happens)
(Blazer Shrugs Telling the Audience There's Nothing He can Do)
Nick: Yikes! What time for his pilot light to go out.
(River Dweller Surrounds Them)
(Scene Fades to Black)
(Cut to Rhythmaire Military School)
Troy Anderson (Off-Screen): Time, I can't sleep.
Marco (Off-Screen): Me, either.
Time Racer: I know. I guess we should've helped look for those Hauntstone Girls.
Troy Anderson: Affirmative. It's the Rhythmaire code to help ladies in distress.
Blunt: And they did get us outta that quicksand.
Time Racer: Well, don't just stand there, cadets. We're on a rescue mission!
Troy and Marco: Affirmative!
(The Rhythmaire Cadets Fly Off to Rescue the Hauntstone Girls)
(Meanwhile, at Castle Drapiron)
Drapiron: Did you take care of that skunk and his friends?
Tentacle Snatcher: The River Dweller will make quick work of them.
Drapiron: Good. Now gather the girls. My potion is ready, and the midnight hour draws near. (Sinister Laughing)
(River Dweller Laughing)
Nick: Yikes! This is not the time for games, Kala.
Kala: I hope he'll play ball with me, Nick. (She Throws the Ball to the River Dweller)
River Dweller: Huh?
Kala: Your turn, Blazer.
(Blazer Hits the Ball with his Tail)
(The Ball Bounces Ricocheting)
(The Ball Hits Pepe's Head)
Kala: That's it, Pepe.
(The Ball Bounces Again)
(River Dweller Hits the Ball)
Kala: Nice shot, Mr. River Dweller.
Nick: I hope you're gonna let him win, Kala. This guy looks like a sore loser.
Kala: Come on, Pepe. Hit it high.
(Pepe Hits the Ball with his Hand Behind his Back)
(The Ball Bounces Up for the River Dweller to Reach)
Kala: Now's our chance, guys. Going up!
(Blazer Follows)
Nick: It's a River Dwellevator, right, Marty?
Marty: Yeah.
(River Dweller Catches the Ball)
Kala: Thanks for the lift. You can keep the ball.
(Laramie Checks her Watch)
Laramie: Oh, no! We gotta hurry. It's almost midnight!
(Her Watch Has Pepe Le Pew on it)
Drapiron: Prepare the girls, Snatcher. The potion is ready.
Tentacle Snatcher: Yes, Drapiron.
(Snatcher Puts the Helmet on Janina's Head)
Drapiron: When the clock strikes midnight, those girls will be revoltized.
(Snatcher Laughs as He Puts the Helmet on Sally's Head)
Tentacle Snatcher: How wretchedly revolting for them. (Laughs)
(Hornet Bats Laugh)
Marco: I'm picking up bats.
Time Racer: Any visual siting?
Marco: Negative. Hold it. I hear sounds from that castle. Quarter it's 30-18-52!
Troy Anderson: Castle Drapiron!
Time Racer: Hang on, Cadets. We'll check it out.

The Secret Passageway/The Final Confrontation of Drapiron/Rhythmaire Saves the Day:

Nick: Are you sure this is how you got into Drapiron's lair, Pepe?
Pepe Le Pew: I think so.
Cissy: Gosh, there has to be another way in.
Nick: There's no time. It's midnight!
(He and Pepe Fall Backwards)
Cissy: Gosh, where'd everybody go?
Blazer: Uh, I don't know.
(Pepe and Nick Fall Backwards)
(Clock Chimes Midnight)
Drapiron: The time has come. (She Put the Pipe in the Cauldron)
(The Formula Pumps up into the Girls)
(But Instead Turning the Girls into Evil, they Turned Back to Normal)
Drapiron: WHAT?! That meddlesome skunk turned those mindless girls into normal selves and my spell wore off! How could you do this?!
Tentacle Snatcher: How could I do--? I-I don't know. The potions were working good just now.
Drapiron: Oh, shut up.
Serena: I feel free!
Janina: Yes, I think we've had enough of obeying for Drapiron. This is incredible!
(Alice Sighs): Finally.
Sally: Marianne, where are we?
Marianne: I don't know, but we're changed back to normal.
(Just Then, Nick and Pepe Come Crashing in Seeing the Girls were Changed Back to Normal)
Pepe Le Pew: Girls!
Nick: You're okay!
(The Girls Hug Pepe and Nick)
(Drapiron Growls Angrily): I thought you got rid of them.
Tentacle Snatcher: I won't fail this time, Drapiron. (Grabs Pepe and Nick) Gotcha.
Sally: Marianne, what's going on?
Marianne: I don't know. But our teachers are in trouble!
Pepe and Nick: Help!
Tentacle Snatcher: Drapiron, give me a hand! Or two! Or three!
Drapiron: Don't worry. My hornet bats will put those girls back under my spell.
(The Hornet Bats Fly Down)
Time Racer: Don't panic, girls. We'll rescue you.
(Blunt Drops a Water Balloon on a Hornet Bat)
Blunt: Direct hit!
Troy Anderson: Affirmative, Ted. You're batting a thousand.
Marianne: You're gonna rescue us?
Sally: That's a laugh.
Tentacle Snatcher: Hey! What are you girls doing?
Marianne: We don't want Drapiron's spell. Go away!
Janina: Sally will take care of him.
(Snatcher Walks Away Angrily)
(Sally Throws Water All Over Snatcher)
(Snatcher Screams in Pain): I can't see a thing! I'm blind!
(Marianne and Janina throw Tentacle Snatcher Inside the Elevator)
Serena: Good work, you two.
Marianne: Thanks, Serena.
Janina: Yeah. It was great, wasn't it?
Tentacle Snatcher: You'll pay for this.
(Snatcher Lunges at the Girls, but Falls Down the Elevator)
(The Elevator Slides Down, and Kills Snatcher)
(Drapiron Looks Shocked)
Drapiron: Oh, no. I'll always remember my poor Snatcher.
(Drapiron Looks at the Hauntstone Girls)
Drapiron: You! What have you done?!
Serena: We, uh... We didn't know-- It wasn't our fault. We-- We did nothing!
Drapiron: Precisely! And because of that, you betrayed my order and control-- betrayed me!
Janina: We had no idea, you tricked us!
Drapiron: I cannot let it go. Snatcher is dead because of you guys!
Alice: No. You can't tell us what to do.
Drapiron: Then watch what I can do with you. Take that!
(Drapiron Turns Pepe into a Frog)
Nick: Yikes! What in Grimm's name did she do to you, Pepe?
(Pepe Croaks)
(He Hops Until Drapiron Catches him)
Drapiron: I'll change the others into something worse than toads, unless you girls obey me!
Serena (Off-Screen): Uh-uh, you lose, Drapiron.
(Blazer is Able to Breath Fire Again, and Shoots Fire at the Hornet Bat)
Drapiron: Say goodbye to your friends.
(Alice Pulls Drapiron's Hair, and Zaps at the Hornet Bats)
(The Hornet Bats Explode Into Dust)
Drapiron: Babies! My poor little poopsies. (Growls at the Hauntstone Girls)
(Drapiron Picks up her Wand and Transforms Into a Four-Armed Monster, Roaring)
(The Hauntstone Girls Gasp in Horror)
Drapiron: You're no match for me.
(Drapiron Flies Off)
Sadie: No, don't! Don't!
(Sadie Hangs Onto Drapiron That Long)
(Serena Turns into a Bat and Flies After Drapiron)
Sadie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Drapiron Knocks Sadie Back to the Ground)
(Drapiron Laughs at Serena)
Serena: Laugh at me, eh? I'll show you. Get off that wand, you four-armed devil!
(Serena Bites Drapiron's Hand, and Drapiron Lets Go of the Wand)
Drapiron (Off-Screen): MY WAND!!
(Serena Flies Down and Grabs the Wand)
(Drapiron Turns Back to her Witch Self, and Starts to Fall)
(Sadie Catches the Wand)
Sally: Penelope, bring our Pepe Le Pew back!
(Penelope Kisses Pepe, and Pepe Turns Back into a Skunk)
Pepe Le Pew: Merci, Penelope.
Alice: I'll take that, Sadie.
Sadie: Okay, Alice.
Sally: Gee, Alice, what are you gonna do with it now?
Alice: I'm putting it where it belongs: in the fire!
(She Throws the Wand into the Cauldron)
Serena: Alice, no!
(Explosion)
Alice: Oh, no, it's over-energizing the potion. It'll explode!
Marianne: Explode? (Howls) We're gonna be gone with the wand.
(Serena Screams): I'll fly us out, but I can only take one at a time.
Nick: I think we're all out of time.
Pepe Le Pew: Oui.
Time Racer: Negative. Rhythmaire will save the day. Hop aboard.
Blunt: Roger.
(Pepe, his Friends, and the Hauntstone Girls Climb Aboard)
(Castle Drapiron Explodes)
(Drapiron Falls to her Death, Screaming)
Nick: Oh, my! Looks like Drapiron will never see it again.
Pepe Le Pew: Yeah, really. (Giggles)
Time Racer: Hang on, girls. We'll have you back to school in no time.
Alice: Back to school? How about dropping us back in the swamp?
Sally: Yeah. We never got to take a dip in the quicksand.
Marco: I'll never understand girls.
Jackson: Especially Hauntstone Girls.
(All Laugh)

The Hauntstone Goodbye:

(Back at the School, We Hear Rap Music Inside)
Marty: So with the Cadets, it was a snap to escape Drapiron's trap. Now let's get loose and dance and clap while I lay on my Marty Rap. Over there is Daddy Drac who's glad to have his daughter back, and all the guys from Rhythmaire a day are here to dance the night affair. And there's Mrs. H with Colonel R grooving too my groovy car.
Mrs. Hauntstone: Your boys were very gallant to go after my girls.
(Colonel Rhythmaire Gasps)
(The Hand Dances with Mrs. Hauntstone)
Marty: And Blunt's with Alice Frankenteen who wants to be a slam dance queen, and Janie really does her thing, a dance for two, the Janie fling. Nick and Pepe Le Pew are always in a junky groove.
Nick: Great party, Mrs. H.
Pepe Le Pew: Oui.
Mrs. Hauntstone: Oh, I hope the new arrivals think so, too.
Nick: Huh? New arrivals?
Mrs. Hauntstone: Over there. Meet your new students, and their parents.
Nick: New st-st-st-st-st-students? Meet us in London.
Pepe Le Pew: Yeah, Paris.
(Pepe and Nick Run)
Marty: Gee, we'd better do like Pepe Le Pew, and skidoo.
(Marty Gives Blazer High Five, and He and the Rest Leave)
(Pepe and Nick Cowardly Run Out)
(Pepe's Friends Run Out, Too)
(Pepe and his Friends Drive Down the Road)
Cissy: Look, guys, the girls are waving goodbye.
(Pepe and Nick Look Back)
Hauntstone Girls: Goodbye.
Nick: Let's give 'em a real Hauntstone goodbye, huh, Pepe?
Pepe Le Pew: Oui! Toodle-oo-awoo!
(Pepe's Friends Howl with Pepe)
(Nick Drives Down the Road)
(Screen Fades Black)

Pepe Le Pew and the Ghoul School/Transcript

Contents

Transcript:

Meeting the Students:

Welcome to Ghoul School:

Ballet Lessons:

Rhythmaire Cadets:

Morning Jog/How Their Garden Grows:

Preparations:

Daily Swim:

The Volleyball Game/Hauntstone All the Way:

Open House/Meet the Parents:

Drapiron's Plan/Trip to Crafty Swamp:

Hornet Bats at Work:

Hauntstone Girls Captured!:

Drapiron's Spell:

Drapiron's Mutants:

River-Dweller:

The Secret Passageway/The Final Confrontation of Drapiron/Rhythmaire Saves the Day:

The Hauntstone Goodbye:

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