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Meeting the Students:

  • (Thunderclap)
  • (It's Raining)
  • (Warner Bros. Pictures presents)
  • (The Rain Comes Down Hard)
  • (Nick Drive Down the Road)
  • (Pepe Le Pew and the Ghoul School Title Card Appears)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Nick, look. Lighting.
  • Nick: Lighting? Don't you mean lighting, Pepe?
  • (Lightning Crackles)
  • (Starring)
  • Pepe Le Pew: No, lighting.
  • (Pepe Le Pew)
  • (Pepe Pulls the Isis to Nick)
  • (Nick)
  • Nick: Not while I'm driving, Pepe.
  • (Nick Moves the Isis Away)
  • Penelope Pussycat: Hey! Don't forget about us.
  • (Penelope Pussycat, Marty, Laramie, Cissy, Ronald, Catherine, Lucy, Sadie, Alicia, Jennifer, Tobyna, Brianne, Dorothy, Marissa, Lacey, Tracy, Kolo and Kala)
  • (Nick Keeps Driving)
  • (Written by ???)
  • (Produced by Michael Hirsh, Patrick Loubert, and Clive Smith)
  • Nick: Jinkies! I can't see a thing through this rain!
  • (Pepe Looks the Other Way)
  • (Directed by ??? and ???)
  • Nick: Oh, boy. Maybe I should never have taken this new job.
  • Marissa: Don't be silly, Nick. You'll make a good gym teacher. And I'll be a good assistant. See? I've been working out. (She Lifts a Barbell) Whoa!
  • Ronald: Oh, no! Marissa!
  • Dorothy: Whoa! She's not only working out, she's falling out!
  • Marissa: Whee! I figured this is great for building my shoulder muscles.
  • Ronald: Marissa, let go!
  • Marissa: Anything you say, Ron.
  • (Marissa Falls on Ronald)
  • Marissa: Gee, Ron, would you like to work out, too?
  • Ronald: No!
  • (Thunderclap)
  • Nick: I'm ready to get to this fancy girls school and taste their fancy cooking.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Me, too.
  • Kala: In the meantime, I'll check the grub compartment. Hey! There's a sandwich left.
  • (Nick Takes a Bite out of the Sandwich): Yuck! Anyone for a road map on rye?
  • Kala: I put it there for safe keeping, Nicky.
  • Marty: I think we're lost.
  • (Military School is Shown)
  • Laramie: No, we're not. There's the school. Not to shabby, Nick.
  • Nick: Only the best for my friends. (Giggles) Huh? Military School? We're looking for Mrs. Hauntstone's Finish School for Girls!
  • Catherine: Oh, that's right next door.
  • (Mrs. Hauntstone's School for Girls is Shown)
  • Nick: Looks like there's no one home. We'll come back some other time.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Yeah.
  • Penelope Pussycat: No, we won't.
  • (The Gates Open)
  • Penelope Pussycat: See, Pepe? I knew they'd be expecting us.
  • (They Drive inside)
  • (Thunderclap)
  • Nick: Geez! What a time for my feet to run down. I can't see the road!
  • (Pepe Wipes Nick's Eyes)
  • Pepe Le Pew: How's that, mon ami?
  • Nick: Much better, Pepe. I think I see the school.
  • (Nick Gasps): But I don't think I want to.
  • Dorothy: Wow! Such a neat place. It even has a moat.
  • Nick: Moat?!
  • Pepe Le Pew: Moat?! And no drawbridge!
  • (Pepe is Seen Flying to the Door Yelling)
  • Cissy (Off-Screen): That's Pepe Le Pew. He always wants to get places ahead of everybody.
  • (A Hand Picks up a Flattened Pepe and Fixes Him)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Merci. (Yells, and Runs inside the School)
  • (A Dragon-like Dog Snarls Angrily at Pepe)
  • Pepe Le Pew: G-G-G-Good boy.
  • (The Dog, Whose Name is Blazer, Shoots Fire at Pepe)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Guys! (He Runs and Accidentally Hits the Knights' Armor)
  • Cissy: Pepe likes to arrive with a big bang.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Guys! Guys!
  • (Pepe Tries to Pull the Helmet Off his Head and Finally Does)
  • (The Helmet Falls on Blazer's Head)
  • (The Gate Opens)
  • Laramie: Come on, guys.
  • (They Run Inside)
  • (A Two-Headed Shark Appears in the Moat)
  • (Blazer Burns the Helmet to Pieces and Angrily Approaches Pepe)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Oh, no.
  • (Blazer Snarls at Pepe)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): Blazer, come here.
  • (Blazer Sadly Comes to Mrs. Hauntstone)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Bad boy. I hope he didn't scare you.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Moi? Non.
  • Marty: Pepe, is that--?
  • Pepe Le Pew: Dragon? Oui. (Snarls)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Blazer can get feisty around strangers. But once he gets to know you, she's fine.
  • Penelope Pussycat: Nice to know you, Blazer. I'm Penelope Pussycat. I guess you've already met Pepe Le Pew.
  • (Blazer Snarls at Pepe)
  • Pepe Le Pew (Nervously): Hello. (Chuckles)
  • Mrs. Gloomwood: Then you must be Pepe's friends. I'm Mrs. Hauntstone, head mistress of this Finishing School.
  • Nick: Nice to meet you, ma'am.
  • (Nick Shakes a Hand from a Hand)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): I thought you might need a hand with your luggage.
  • (Nick Hears a Howl)
  • Nick: I don't know if we'll be staying, right, Pepe?
  • Pepe Le Pew: Absolutely.
  • (A Bat Flies By)
  • (Pepe and Nick Run to the Door, but the Hand Stops Them)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Come now. We have a contract, Nick. These are your signatures, are they not?
  • Nick: I suppose so.
  • Penelope Pussycat: Sure they are. We even witnessed them. Right, Pepe?
  • Pepe Le Pew: Right, Penelope.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Good. Now that's settled. Come, I want you to meet my girls.
  • (A Bat Flies By)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Ah, here's one of them now.
  • Nick: Girl? Don't be batty. That's not a girl.
  • (The Bat Changes into a Tall Human Being)
  • Serena: What's wrong with batty? I'm Serena, Count Dracula's daughter. Fang-tastic to meet you.
  • Nick: D-D-D-Dracula's--
  • Pepe Le Pew: d-d-d-d-daughter?
  • (Marianne Howling)
  • Cissy: Wow! A werewolf!
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Marianne the Werewolf, to be exact. Come down and meet your new teacher, Marianne.
  • Marianne: Helooooooooooooooooooo.
  • Nick: Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
  • (Alice Walks Down like Frankenstein)
  • (Pepe and Nick Skid to a Stop)
  • Alice: Hi! I'm Alice.
  • Pepe Le Pew: And I'm outta here!
  • Alice: Huh?
  • Pepe Le Pew: Come on, guys.
  • Cissy: But, Pepe--
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: I guess they're just anxious to find their rooms. They must be tired.
  • Alice: They don't run like their tired.
  • Serena: Yeah. You'd think they never met a girl ghoul before.
  • (Mrs. Hauntstone, Alice, Marianne, and Serena Laugh)

Welcome to Ghoul School:

  • (The Rain Keeps Pouring)
  • Nick: Maybe we can get out this door.
  • Pepe Le Pew: I hope so, Nick.
  • Cissy: But, Pepe, why are we leaving? Don't you wanna meet the rest of the girls?
  • Laramie (Off-Screen): Those aren't girls, Cissy. They're ghouls!
  • (A Phantom Whose Name is Janina Floats By)
  • Laramie: S-S-See what I mean?
  • Janina: Hi! I'm Janina. Wanna hear me play?
  • (Janina Plays a Song on an Organ)
  • Marty: Not bad, Patricia, but do you know any rap music?
  • (Nick Grabs Marty's Hand): No time for rappin'. We gotta get singin'!
  • (Shadows of the Hauntstone Girls)
  • Alice: Don't worry, Mrs. Blackstone. We'll find 'em.
  • Nick: Quick! In here.
  • (They Pant)
  • Penelope Pussycat: This looks like a good place to hide.
  • (They Hide in the Mummy Casket, but Then Flee Out)
  • Pepe Le Pew and his Friends: Mummy!
  • (A Young Mummy Named Sally Yawns)
  • Catherine: S-S-S-Sorry we woke you.
  • (Laramie Bumps into Alice)
  • (Laramie Screams and Jumps into Catherine's Arms)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Ah, I see you met the youngest of my girls. This is Sally, the mummy's daughter.
  • (Sally Sucks her Thumb): Are they the new gym teachers?
  • Serena: Yes, Sally. We've been waiting for them a long time.
  • Catherine: It's not worth it. You wouldn't wanna eat Nick and Pepe. They're just skin and bones. (Nervous Laughing)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Yes, skin and bones.
  • (Janina Laughs): They're strange, Alice.
  • Alice: But they're in good shape, Janie.
  • Dorothy: Gee, thanks.
  • Nick: Good shape? For what?
  • Serena: To teach us how to beat those Rhythmaire Cadets, of course.
  • Sally: Yeah. They win every time. I'll never get a trophy for my mummy case.
  • Janina: We need a coach with spirit!
  • Marianne: Who can show us all the right moves!
  • Nick: But--
  • Cissy: That's Pepe Le Pew. He and Penelope got more moves than a Russian chess player.
  • Pepe Le Pew: But of course. (Laughs)
  • Cissy: Don't worry, Sally. We'll help you get a trophy or I'm not Laramie's little sister.
  • Marianne: I'm so happy, I could howl. In fact, I will. (Howling)
  • Serena: Oh, it's fang-tastic having you here, guys.
  • Alice: Yeah. Welcome to Ghoul School.
  • (Alice Slaps Nick and Pepe, Pepe and Nick Spin and Land on the Floor)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Well, I'm glad that's all settled. Now, let me show you to your rooms.
  • (The Hand Shows Mrs. Hauntstone the Keys)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Ah, here are the keys.
  • (Pepe and Nick Yells as they Faint)
  • (Cissy Drags Pepe and Nick)
  • Cissy: Gee, you guys must have been overcome by your warm welcome.

Ballet Lessons:

  • (Rooster Crows)
  • (Blazer Walks Over and Blows Fire at the Rooster)
  • (Rooster Squawking)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Ready for some early morning exercises, Penelope?
  • Penelope Pussycat: You betcha, Mrs. Grimstone. Want us to wake Nick and Pepe?
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: No, don't bother. I let them a wakeup call.
  • (Nick Snoring)
  • (The Hand Rubs Nick's Shoulder Trying to Wake him Up)
  • Nick: L-L-L-Leave me alone. I'm sleeping.
  • (The Hand Tries Again)
  • Nick: Come back-- Come back in 10 minutes. (Snoring)
  • (The Hand Brings an Alarm Clock and the Alarm is Sounded)
  • (Nick Yells): Okay. I'm up! I'm up!
  • (Pepe Snoring)
  • (Blazer Tries to Pull the Blanket Off him, Snarling)
  • Blazer: Ohh.
  • (Blazer Mutters and Walks to Pepe)
  • (Blazer Snickers Evilly, and Blows Fire on Pepe's Tail)
  • (Pepe Yells)
  • Dorothy: Sounds like Pepe's up and at 'em.
  • (Pepe Yelling, and Puts his Tail in a Fishbowl, Sighing with Relief)
  • Tiffany: Gosh, Pepe, you woke up the goldfish.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: That's no goldfish, Tiffany. That's out pet piranha.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Piranha? Oh, no!
  • (Piranha Bites Pepe's Tail)
  • (Pepe Yells)
  • Serena: Mrs. Hauntstone told us we'd be taking ballet lessons this morning.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Ow! Ow! Ow!
  • Alice: This must be a new step. (Jumping)
  • Marianne: It's a real howl. (Howling with Joy)
  • Sally: Careful, Marianne. You're tapping on my wrapping.
  • (Janina Laughing): How am I doing, Serena?
  • Serena: Oh, fang-tastic, Janie.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Looks like Pepe's got the ballet class started, Marty.
  • Marty: She's always been light on her feet.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: You take over now, Nick.
  • Nick: You're the boss, Mrs. Hauntstone.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: And tutus for you too, Penelope:
  • Penelope Pussycat: Me? Tutus?
  • (The Hand Winds the Music)
  • (Classical Ballet Music Plays Quietly)
  • Penelope Pussycat: Why do we have to dress around in a dress, Nick?
  • Nick: Uh, well, because--
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Because ballet will make my little ghouls limber.
  • Nick: Limber. Just what I was thinking.
  • (Pepe Runs into Nick and They Spin)
  • Serena: Oh, we'll be in good shape when we take on those Cadets in volleyball.
  • (The Record Slows Down the Music)
  • (Pepe, Nick, and Penelope Leap Slowly to the Music)
  • (The Hand Keeps Cranking it Slowly)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Tempo. Tempo.
  • (The Hand Shrugs and Cranks it Faster)
  • (Pepe, Nick, and Penelope Dance Faster to the Music)
  • (Alice and Sally Twirl)
  • Sally: Ooooh. Ballet really makes me unwind.

Rhythmaire Cadets:

  • (No One Outside Was Aware in the Room)
  • Marco: I've made visual contact by scope. Looks like those girls are doing some sort of weird ritual.
  • Time Racer: I'm not surprised. It's Halloween all year long at that old Hauntstone place.
  • Marco: Hey, they've got some new students. Couple of weird animals.
  • Blunt: Hey, let me see, Marco.
  • Marco: Careful, Blunt. That new scope has a--
  • (Scope Falls on Blunt's Head)
  • (The Earphones Slam on Marco's Ears Causing Him to Shake)
  • Marco: trigger-r-r-r.
  • Jackson: Time, it's-- It's Colonel Rhythmaire.
  • Time Racer: Attention!
  • (They Salute)
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: At ease, men.
  • (Marco is Still Shaking)
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: I said at ease, cadet.
  • (Marco Stops Shaking, But his Body Keeps)
  • (Blunt Holds his Body)
  • Marco: Thanks, Blunt. I needed that.
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: I see you've been observing your opponents.
  • Time Racer: Yes, sir. Rhythmaire Cadets are always prepared.
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: But you haven't been practicing, and I'm challenging Mrs. Hauntstone's school to an annual volleyball match.
  • Blunt: No problem. We always beat these girls.
  • (Blunt Hits the Ball, and it Bounces Out of Control)
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Hit the deck!
  • (The Rhythmaire Cadets Duck)
  • (The Ball Bounces Out of Sight)
  • Time Racer: As you can see, sir, Blunt here has a dynamite serve.
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: So I noticed.
  • Blunt: It's all in the wrist, sir.
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Well, you could use some work on your control. Keep practicing, men.
  • Rhythmaire Cadets: Yes, sir!
  • Troy Anderson: Our ball's now in Hauntstone territory. Recommend a recon patrol to retrieve it.
  • Time Racer: Good idea, Troy. Front and center, Blunt. Lead the way!
  • Blunt: Charge!
  • (They Go Through the Bushes)
  • (Then They Stop in their Tracks)
  • Blunt: Uh-oh.
  • (Blazer Growling)
  • (Scene Fades Black)
  • (Blazer Growling)
  • Time Racer: It's the Hauntstone's weird guard dog.
  • Marco (Off-Screen): And he looks mucho hot under the collar.
  • Troy Anderson: Easy, boy. We just want our ball.
  • (Blazer Spews Fire)
  • Troy Anderson: But I think he wants to keep it.
  • Time Racer: Cadets, advance to the rear. And step on it!
  • (Blazer Spews More Fire)
  • (The Rhythmaire Cadets Go Back to the Bushes)
  • Blunt: I-I-I guess we'll be cutting our volleyball practice short.
  • (Blazer Laughing): The ball.
  • (Blazer Takes the Ball Away)

Morning Jog/How Their Garden Grows:

  • (The Drawbridge Drops)
  • Nick: Follow us, girls. There's nothing like a morning jog to get you in shape.
  • Cissy: And we don't need to wear a tutu, either.
  • Laramie: You said it, Cissy.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Yeah, no tutu. (Giggles)
  • Serena: Ah, there's nothing like feeling run like the wind.
  • Alice: This is good for the heart. Mine are both beating fast.
  • (Marianne Howls): How you doing, Sally?
  • Sally: Great, Marianne. I got built-in leg warmers.
  • (Pepe and his Friends Run Past Flames)
  • Marty: Hey, Blazer, how about burning up a few miles?
  • (Blazer Growls): Uh-uh.
  • Marty (Off-Screen): Sorry I asked.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Maybe his pilot light went out.
  • Alice: I just love running through the trees.
  • Janina: Me, too! (Giggles)
  • Alice: Last one is a rotten apple!
  • (Pepe, and Nick Trip Over Some Apples)
  • Nick: I guess as long as we're here, we might as well take a break, and a bite.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Magnifique!
  • (Pepe and Nick Eat Apples, But Then Discover--)
  • Pepe and Nick: Yuck!
  • Serena: Oh, don't you like crab apples? They're fang-tastic. (She Eats One) They're rotten.
  • (Pepe and Nick Throw the Apples Away)
  • Nick: You girls have some strange taste. Come on, guys!
  • (Serena, Alice, Janina, Marianne, and Sally Eat Apples)
  • (Blazer Puts the Ball in the Hole)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Blazer, how many times do I have to tell you? Don't dig in the pumpkin patch. We need them all for our Halloween open house, and you definitely can't carve that into a Jack-O-Lantern. Now take care of it.
  • (Blazer Grumbling)
  • (Meanwhile at Rhythmaire Military School)
  • Jackson: Here's another water balloon, Blunt.
  • Blunt: What are these for anyway, Time?
  • Time Racer: Ammunition.
  • Troy Anderson: Check, ammunition. How's that air bazooka coming, Marco?
  • Marco: Be patient, guys. It's surplus, surplus. Some resembling is required. There.
  • Troy Anderson: Check, bazooka.
  • Blunt: Is this gonna get our ball back, Troy?
  • Troy Anderson: Check, affirmative.
  • Marco: Uh, maybe we should test it out first.
  • Time Racer: Good idea, Marco. But not till I say "Fire". This should put out that pup's fire.
  • Marco: Fire?
  • Time Racer: No! Not--
  • (Time Gets Blown Away)
  • Time Racer: yet!
  • (SPLASH)
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Cadet Racer, what is the meaning of this?
  • Time Racer: Uh, I can explain everything, sir.
  • Troy Anderson: Check, we're in trouble.
  • (Torcher Grumbling, Kicks the Ball with his Tail)
  • Time Racer: And our volleyball was missing in action, sir.
  • Troy Anderson: So we planned a recovery action.
  • (The Ball Hits Colonel Rhythmaire's Head)
  • (Then it Bounces to Jackson)
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: I'm the one in need of recovery. Now report to the volleyball court, immediately!
  • Rhythmaire Cadets: Yes, sir!
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
  • Troy Anderson: Your hat, Colonel Rhythmaire.
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Thank you, Cadet Anderson.
  • (He Puts his Hat on and it Shrinks)
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: For nothing.
  • (Scene Fades to Mrs. Hauntstone Serving Food)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Come and get it, my little ones!
  • Nick: Wow! I thought you'd never ask. Running really revs up the appetite, huh, Pepe?
  • Pepe Le Pew: But of course! Mmm.
  • Penelope Pussycat: Wow! This looks pretty tasty.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Oh, I definitely hope so.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Oh, boy.
  • (Pepe Tries to Eat a Steak, but the Hand Pulls the Tray Away)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Nothing's too good for my garden. Come and get it!
  • (The Flytraps Eat the Steak)
  • Marty: Those meddling flytraps are taking all the grub.
  • Sally: Can I feed this one, Mrs. Hauntstone? Can I?
  • Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): Of course, Sally. But be careful. They sometimes bite the hand that feeds them.
  • (The Hand Opens Up and Hits the Flytrap)
  • Sally: Don't worry. I'll be careful.
  • (The Flytrap Eats the Steak and Swallows it)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: How many times do I have to tell you? Chew before you swallow.
  • (Flytrap Burps)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: See?
  • Nick: Let's split up. They must have something to eat in this garden.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Right. I'll go this way.
  • Cissy: Hey, I found some tomatoes.
  • (Cissy Picks a Tomato and Gets Splattered)
  • Cissy: Some rotten tomatoes.
  • Marty: Here's some squash.
  • (Marty Picks Up a Squash and it Squishes)
  • Marty: Yuck. Some squished squash.
  • (Laramie Pokes a Hole in the Watermelon, and it Deflates)
  • Laramie: And these watermelons have expired.
  • Nick: Everything in this garden is completely rotten.
  • Serena: Thanks. We do our best.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: But every so often, something fresh sneaks in.
  • (Alice Throws Away the Corn)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): Thank you, Alice.
  • Alice: Ripe corn, yuck.
  • Nick: Oh, boy. What I wouldn't give for a pizza right now.
  • Marianne: How much allowance do you have left, Serena?
  • Serena: Uh, a Transylvania dollar.
  • Marianne: Well, we should have enough. Get flappin'.
  • (Serena Turns into a Bat and Flies Off)
  • (Nick Yells as He Faints)
  • (Pepe Looks Around for Food)
  • (An Eye Looks at Him)
  • (Pepe Yells): Nick! Eyes!
  • (The Eyes were Venus Spy Traps)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Eyes! Eyes!
  • Nick: Rice? Where?
  • Pepe Le Pew: No. Eyes.
  • Nick: Oh! Eyes! Why didn't you say so, Pepe?
  • Pepe Le Pew: I did.
  • (The Venus Spy Traps Hide)
  • Cissy: I see no eyes, Alice.
  • Laramie: You were exaggerating, Pepe. Hunger makes you do that, you know.
  • (Pepe Glares at Laramie)
  • (Marianne Howls): You won't be hungry for long, guys.
  • (Serena Turns Back to a Human After Coming Back with the Pizza)
  • Serena: One pizza to go with everything on it. Except garlic of course.
  • Nick: Smells awesome.
  • Marty: Smells great.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Oui.
  • (They Eat the Pizza)
  • Catherine: Hey, what's on this stuff?
  • Serena: Oh, spiderwebs, snails, and tadpole tails.
  • (Ronald and Catherine Gulp)
  • Ronald: Delicious.
  • Catherine: Uh-huh. While we're snacking, you girls get cracking. Meet you back at the school.
  • Alice: All right, coach.
  • (The Venus Spy Traps Take a Peek)
  • Drapiron: So, the Hauntstone Girls have a new coach, eh? (Sinister Laughing) Ooh, they'll fit perfectly into my plan.
  • Tentacle Snatcher: It was a good thing I dropped my Venus spy traps into Hauntstone's garden. (Giggles)
  • Drapiron: You have done well, my Tentacle Snatcher. Soon I will have those good little ghouls in my grasp. And then, I, Drapiron, the mistress of all evil, will be the most powerful witch in all of monsterdom. (Sinister Laughing)
  • (Snatcher Laughing)
  • (Hornet Bats Laughing)
  • (Scene Fades to the Ball Flying)

Preparations:

  • (Jackson Hits the Ball)
  • Time Racer: Nice spike, Jackson. That's the kind of teamwork we need for Rhythmaire Military to stay on top.
  • Troy Anderson: Affirmative. Those girls don't stand a chance against my behind the back pass attack.
  • Marco: On the dare with Rhythmaire!
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: That's the spirit, men!
  • Blunt: Yes, sir!
  • (Time Catches Jackson as the Ball Hits his Head)
  • Troy Anderson: No fair, Time. That's a carry.
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Keep using your head, Racer. I'm going over to Mrs. Hauntstone's to arrange our game.
  • (Scene Fades to Colonel Rhythmaire Walking to Mrs. Hauntstone's School)
  • (Colonel Rhythmaire Rings the Doorbell)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: All that exercise really loosened you up, Sally, a little too much.
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Uh, Mrs. Hauntstone, it's me, Colonel Rhythmaire.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Will you get the door for me, Serena?
  • Serena: You bat I will.
  • (Serena Changes into a Bat)
  • (The Door Opens Magically)
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Mrs. Grimstone? Anybody home?
  • (Colonel Rhythmaire Looks Shocked)
  • (Serena Flies Closer)
  • (Scene Fades Black)
  • (Serena Screeching)
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Stay back! That's a direct order!
  • (Serena Changes Back into a Human)
  • Serena: Anything you say, Colonel Rhythmaire.
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Huh? Uh, where did you come from, young lady?
  • Serena: Uh, up there. Mrs. Hauntstone said to make yourself comfortable. She'll be down as soon as she wraps things up. (She Changes Back into a Bat)
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Affirmative. Thank you, young lad-- This school must have bats in this spell fray.
  • (Colonel Rhythmaire Finds a Chair and Examines it)
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Hmm. Could stand a little spit and polish.
  • (The Chair Traps Colonel Rhythmaire)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Ah, Colonel Rhythmaire. How nice of you to pay us a visit.
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Uh, Mrs. Hauntstone, th-this chair, it's--
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Yes, it's a collector's item. Early inquisition, but not very comfortable, I'm afraid. Would you prefer a softer chair?
  • (The Chair Releases the Traps)
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Uh, t-t-thank you.
  • (Colonel Rhythmaire Finds a Better Chair, and Checks to Make Sure Nothing Happens)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Now, how about some tea and sweets?
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Uh, negative, Mrs. Hauntstone. I'm on a strict military diet.
  • Mrs. Grimstone: Nonsense, Colonel. You must taste my fudge. (Rings Gong)
  • (Dennis, the Butler Brings Mrs. Firewood a Fudge Plate)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): I made it this morning.
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Well, if you insist. Uh, thank you.
  • (Dennis Pours Mrs. Hauntstone a Drink)
  • (Mrs. Hauntstone Takes a Bite of the Fudge): Mm-mm-mmmmm. Delicious, if I do say so myself.
  • (Colonel Rhythmaire Takes a Bite and Thinks for Minute): Uh, doesn't it taste a little, uh, moldy?
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Of course, Colonel. (She Eats the Fudge) Fungus Fudge always tastes moldy.
  • (Dennis Wipes Mrs. Hauntstone's Mouth)
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Fungus Fudge?! (Sips the Tea)
  • (Blazer Catches the Fudge and Eats it)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): Yes. It goes so well with Toadstool Tea.
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Toadstool Tea?!
  • (He Drops the Cup on Blazer's Head)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: More tea, Colonel?
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Uh, negative, Mrs. Hauntstone. I think it's time we arranged our annual volleyball game.
  • (Blazer Looks Angry and Starts Marching to Him)
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: My cadets are looking forward to winning again this year. Isn't it getting a bit warm in here?
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: It's going to get a lot hotter on the volleyball court, Colonel. We got a new coach, and I'd like you to meet her.
  • (Dennis Rings the Bell)
  • (The Stairs Turn into a Slide, Causing Pepe and his Friends to Slide Down)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): Nick, I want you to meet Colonel Rhythmaire.
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Hello. (Screams as his Bottom is Burnt)
  • Nick: Don't get up on my account, Colonel.
  • (Colonel Rhythmaire Cleans his Bottom Off)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Bad boy, Blazer!
  • (Blazer Grumbling)
  • Pepe Le Pew: We're ready to play your game whenever you say, Colonel.
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Affirmative. We'll rendezvous within 1400 hours. Prepare to synchronize watches.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Watches synchronized.
  • Dorothy: Synchronized.
  • (Dennis Synchronizes his Watch)
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Check. Over and out.
  • Dorothy: Golly, it looks like the Colonel's already warmed up for the game.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: You'd better start getting the girls ready, Nick.
  • Nick: Why the rush, Mrs. H? We have got 1400 hours before the match. That's a lot of time.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Yeah. (Eats a Fudge) A lot.
  • Cissy: But, Nick, 1400 hours means 2:00. We've only got an hour.
  • Nick: Why didn't you say so, Cissy? Don't just stand there. It's time to work out!

Daily Swim:

  • (Marianne Howling)
  • (Stone Gargoyles Cover Their Ears)
  • (Janina Giggling)
  • (Marianna Howling)
  • (Vultures Put Earphones Over their Ears)
  • Nick: That's it, girls. Scream, 2, 3, 4.
  • (Girls Screaming)
  • Nick (Off-Screen): Howl, 2, 3, 4.
  • (Marianne Howling)
  • Nick (Off-Screen): That's keeping your cape in shape, Serena.
  • Serena: Thanks a lot, Nick.
  • Sally: And I'm keeping my tape in shape.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: You definitely are, Sally. Scare Aerobics are good for everyone.
  • (The Hand Taps its Fingers)
  • Dorothy: That's it, Alice. Don't bend your knees.
  • (Blazer Bounces on his Tail Happily)
  • (Janina Laughing)
  • Cissy: Gee, Janie, exercising sure is fun.
  • (Cissy Hits the Wall)
  • Janina: Yes. It's really off the wall.
  • Cissy: I think more into the wall.
  • (Nick Panting): Okay, gang, it's time for some deep breathing exercises.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: You mean deep shrieking, Nick. Show him, girls.
  • (Sally Breathing)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): In. Out. In. Out.
  • (Sally Breathing, Shrieks)
  • Serena: Sounds fang-tastic, kid. You got the fright stuff.
  • (Serena Changes into a Bat, Screeching)
  • (Serena Flies By Pepe)
  • (Pepe Yells and Falls Back)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Oh, non.
  • (Blazer Growling)
  • (Blazer Yells)
  • (Pepe Runs Away, But Blazer Follows him)
  • Nick: In. Out. In. Out.
  • (Pepe Yells)
  • (Blazer Blows Fire 4 Times at Pepe)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! Yikes!
  • Nick: Good job, Pepe. That's deep breathing.
  • (Pepe is Running from Blazer): Yikes!
  • Nick (Off-Screen): And deep shrieking.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Come on, girls. Let's here it.
  • (Hauntstone Girls Screaming)
  • Vulture #1: I hate all this screaming.
  • Vulture# 2: Me, too. I'm flappin' out. (Cawing)
  • (Meanwhile, at Rhythmaire, the Boys were Training Too)
  • (They were Doing Toe-Touches in the Courtyard when They Heard Screaming from Hauntstone)
  • Time Racer: Get a load of that racket coming from the Hauntstone place.
  • Troy Anderson: Whew. And I thought Rhythmaire was tough. That school sounds like torture.
  • Blunt: Well, you know what they say: No pain, no gain. More weight, Jackson.
  • Jackson: Aye, aye, Blunt.
  • Blunt: More weight.
  • Time Racer (Off-Screen): Here comes the colonel.
  • Jackson: Attention!
  • (Jackson Salutes but Drops the Sack on Blunt who Falls in the Hole)
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: At ease, men.
  • (Time, Troy, Marco, and Jackson Drop Their Arms from Saluting, Except for Blunt)
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: I said at ease, Roy.
  • Blunt: Thank you, sir. (He Falls)
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: I just wanna say that no matter what happens on the volleyball court this afternoon, YOU'VE GOTTA WIN!!
  • Time, Jackson, Troy, and Marco: Yes, sir!
  • Captain Rhythmaire: Do you want this trophy to stay at Rhythmaire Military School?
  • Time Racer: Affirmative. We won't let you down, sir.
  • (Colonel Rhythmaire Looks at his Watch): 1400 hours approaches. Prepare to engage the enemy!
  • (Blunt Leaps out of the Hole, Growling)
  • (He Runs Tackling a Pile of Sacks he was Training with)
  • Blunt: Those Hauntstone Girls don't know what hit them.
  • (Blunt Laughs Before Another Sack Landed on Top of Him)
  • Nick: That's it, girls! Rattle those chains!
  • (Sally is Pumping Herself)
  • Nick: Keep your chin up, kid. You mummy would be proud.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Oh, my! It's a minute to 2:00. Those Rhythmaire Cadets will be arriving any minute.
  • Penelope Pussycat: Just enough time to loosen up the old neck muscles, Pepe.
  • Pepe Le Pew: But of course.
  • (Janina Laughing): Is this loose enough?
  • (Pepe Loosens his Neck by Spinning and Gets Stuck)
  • Cissy: Wow, Pepe. You really know how to loosen these neck muscles.
  • (Pepe's Neck Spins Out of Control as He Screams)
  • (Pepe Falls Out of the Window and into the Moat, We Hear a Splash)
  • (He Rises his Head Out of the Water)
  • Nick: This is not the time to go swimming, Pepe. We have a volleyball game.
  • Laramie: But no one says swimming isn't great exercise, Nick.
  • (Sharks Approach Pepe)
  • Laramie: Oh, no. And I think Pepe is gonna get so much exercise.
  • (The 2-Headed Shark Approach Pepe)
  • (Pepe Screams in Terror): Nick! Help!
  • (The Sharks Swim After Pepe)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Nick! Help!
  • Nick: Keep kicking, Pepe! I'm on our way!
  • Laramie: Me, too!
  • Alice: Me, first. I love swimming.
  • (Pepe Crying in Fear): Help!
  • (Alice Jumps and Lands on the Sharks)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: She'd be a much better diver if she learned to keep her feet together.
  • (Alice Rises her Head Out of the Water): Come on in! The water's fine!
  • (Marianne Jumps, Howling)
  • (Serena Chuckles): Oh, Marianne. You werewolves are such show-offs.
  • (Marianne and Serena Jump on the Sharks' Heads)
  • (Marianne Spits Water out of her Mouth)
  • Serena: Oh, this water is as warm as a bat-tub.
  • Cissy: Come on, Nick. Let's get in the swim of things.
  • (Pepe's Friends Jump in)
  • (Janina Giggling): Wait for us, Coach!
  • Sally: My mummy taught me to swim. I can do a Nile and a half.
  • (Sally Jumps Down)
  • Marty: Nile and a half? Only in Egypt, right, Ronald?
  • (They Jump on the Shark's Head)
  • (Sally Jumps on the Shark's Head)
  • (The Sharks Swim Away)
  • Ronald: One lap around the moat, everyone, then it's out of the water.
  • Penelope Pussycat: And on to the volleyball court.
  • Alice: Uh-huh. Right, Coach.
  • Serena: We're ready for those Rhythmaire Cadets.
  • (Marianne Howls): Go, Hauntstone! (Howling)
  • (Janina Laughing)
  • Sally: I'm gonna bring a trophy home to my mummy.
  • (The Venus Spy Traps See the Girls)
  • Drapiron: Are you keeping a close eye on those girl ghouls, Snatcher?
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Yes, Drapiron. As you commanded, I won't let them out of my sight.
  • Drapiron: Excellent.
  • Cissy: Here, Pepe. Let me help you dry off.
  • (Water Splashes at Drapiron and Snatcher)
  • Pepe Le Pew (Off-Screen): Merci, Cissy. I needed that.
  • Drapiron: Fool. Next time, don't plant your spy traps by the moat.
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Sorry, Drapiron.

The Volleyball Game/Hauntstone All the Way:

  • (Time Laughs): Look, guys, those Hauntstone Girls are all washed up before we even play 'em.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Blazer, I think the girls could you use a quick blow dry.
  • Blazer: Yeah, give 'em a blow dry. (He Spews to Give the Girls a Blow Dry)
  • Serena: Ohh, I hope this isn't a permanent wave.
  • (Marianne Howls): Those cadets make my hair stand on end.
  • Nick: Next time, your mummy should dress you a non-shrink wrapping.
  • Sally: Thanks, Nick. (She Hops Away)
  • Marco: If you girls are through playing around, we've got a game to win.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Then let the game begin!
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Uh, negative, Mrs. Hauntstone. This volleyball court is a disaster area. You don't even have a net.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Not yet. Crawlers!
  • (Crawlers Makes a Net with a Web)
  • Marty: You were saying, Colonel?
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: And I was saying this court doesn't have any boundary lines.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Coming right up.
  • (Mrs. Hauntstone Bangs the Gong)
  • (Dennis Makes Some Boundary Lines)
  • Dorothy: Any other complaints, Colonel?
  • Colonel Rhythmaire Well, we need referees.
  • Dorothy: You're looking at her. Dorothy. I call 'em as we see 'em.
  • Time Racer: Let's flip to see who serves first.
  • Marianne: No problem. (Howling)
  • Blunt: That girl's flipped. We're supposed to flip a coin.
  • Troy Anderson: Affirmative.
  • Marty: Why didn't you say so? Anybody got a quarter?
  • (The Hand Brings a Quarter)
  • Marty: Thanks. Heads.
  • Marco (Off-Screen): Looks more like hands.
  • Marty: Heads! See for yourself, Colonel.
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Affirmative. Hauntstone serves first.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Go, go, Hauntstone!
  • Ronald: Give it all you got, Alice.
  • Alice: Okay, coach.
  • (Alice Hits the Ball, and it Goes Through the Net, Hitting Time and Blunt)
  • Dorothy: Net ball!
  • Marco: I think it's a net loss.
  • Troy Anderson: Affirmative.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Crawlers, on the double.
  • (Crawlers Fixes the Net)
  • Ronald: Try to hit the ball a little higher.
  • Alice: Okay, coach.
  • (Alice Hits the Ball Again)
  • Marianne: Oh, nice hit.
  • (The Ball Comes Down)
  • Jackson: I got it! (The Ball Hits him) I mean, I had it.
  • Dorothy: Point goes to Hauntstone!
  • (The Hand Puts a One on Hauntstone's Point)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Go, go, Grimstone! (He Shakes Mrs. Hauntstone's Hands While Giggling)
  • (Scene Fades to the Hand Putting a 10 on Rhythmaire's Point)
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Good serve, cadet. Keep pressing the attack.
  • Blunt: Yes, sir. (Growling)
  • (Blunt Hits the Ball)
  • (Janina Hits the Ball, But Goes Through it, Laughing): I got it!
  • Marco: Hey, she hit the net!
  • Troy Anderson: Hit it? She went through it!
  • Dorothy: That's a fowl. Rhythmaire's point.
  • Rhythmaire Cadets: On the dare with Rhythmaire!
  • (The Hand Puts an 11 on Rhythmaire's Point)
  • Sally: We're never gonna win that trophy, Zelda.
  • Serena: You bat we are! (Howls)
  • (Serena Changes into a Bat and Hits the Ball)
  • (Time Falls)
  • Dorothy: Nice spike, Serena!
  • (Serena Changes Back into a Human)
  • Serena: Thanks, Dorothy.
  • (Serena Goes to Time and Takes the Ball)
  • Serena: Our serve, cadet.
  • Time Racer: I must be going batty.
  • Serena: Here, Sally. Let's see a fang-tastic serve.
  • (Sally Hits the Ball)
  • Troy and Marco: I've got it! I've got it!
  • (Sally Hits it Again)
  • Troy and Marco: I've got it!
  • Sally: I've got it!
  • (Troy and Marco Hit the Net and it Breaks)
  • Dorothy: You hit the net, cadets. We're all tied up.
  • (The Hand Puts an 11 on Hauntstone's Point)
  • Marianne: I'd say they're all tied up. (Howling Laugh)
  • Janina: That's a howl, Marianne! (Giggling)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Oh, Crawlers!
  • (Crawlers Goes to the Net and Refuses)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): I'll give you 6 extra flies for supper.
  • (Crawlers Doesn't Want that)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Okay, okay, a dozen flies.
  • (Crawlers Remakes the Net)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Let's go, Hauntstone! Oh, hot dogs! Mmm-mm. One, please.
  • Nick: Make that two.
  • (Blazer Lights the Hot Dogs)
  • Nick: Thanks, Torcher. All this winning really works up an appetite, you know.
  • Time Racer: They won't be winning for long. I've planted a remote control device in the volleyball.
  • (The Rhythmaire Cadets Put their Hands in the Middle)
  • Troy Anderson (Off-Screen): Affirmative.
  • Blunt (Off-Screen): Goodbye, Hauntstone.
  • (Scene Fades Black)
  • (Sally Gets Ready to Hit the Ball, and Does)
  • Alice: That looks good, Sally.
  • Time Racer: I'll make it look bad.
  • (The Ball Flies Up)
  • Marco: That serve is loco.
  • (The Wrapping Causes Sally to Fly)
  • Sally: Whoa!
  • Dorothy: Outta bounds.
  • (Sally Still Flies)
  • Dorothy: Way outta bounds.
  • (CRASH)
  • (The Ball Falls Down to Steve)
  • Time Racer: Then it's Rhythmaire's ball. (Giddy Laughing)
  • (Scene Fades to an Unhappy Sally)
  • Alice: Don't worry, Sally. We'll get it back.
  • Time Racer: Not unless this battery runs out. (Sinister Laughing)
  • (Troy Hits the Ball)
  • Marianne: It's all mine!
  • (Time Laughs and Hits the Button on the Remote)
  • Marianne: Huh? (She Falls)
  • Serena: I'll save it, Marianne.
  • (Serena Spins Backwards)
  • Serena: What a backspin.
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: On the dare with Rhythmaire!
  • (The Hand Puts a 12 on Rhythmaire's Point)
  • (Ed Eats the Hotdog)
  • Nick: Golly. This doesn't look good.
  • (Pepe Takes the Hotdog from Nick's Hand and Eats it)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Tastes bad.
  • Nick: We gotta catch up.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Ketchup? Okay.
  • (Pepe Puts Ketchup on his Hotdog)
  • Time Racer: Prepare for another hit, Troy, with our secret weapon.
  • Troy Anderson: Affirmative.
  • (Pepe Eats the Hotdog, and the Ketchup Flies Through)
  • (The Ketchup Hits Kyle who Hits the Ball)
  • Troy Anderson: Hey! I've been sneak attacked.
  • (The Ball Bounces Back from the Net and Hits Time)
  • (The Remote Falls Out of Time's Hand and Flies into Pepe's Mouth)
  • (Pepe Hiccups)
  • Time Racer: Nice work, Troy. Now our remote control is...
  • (Pepe Hiccups)
  • (The Ball Flies on its Own)
  • Time Racer (Off-Screen): AWOL.
  • (The Ball Bounces and Hits Colonel Rhythmaire, Knocking his Hat Off)
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Not only do we lose the ball, but I lose my hat.
  • (Pepe Hiccups): Excuse moi. (Hiccups)
  • (The Ball Hits Colonel Rhythmaire)
  • Nick: Thanks, Colonel. It is our serve, right, Pepe?
  • Pepe Le Pew: Right, Nick. (Hiccups)
  • (The Ball Bounces on Nick, Who Falls)
  • (Marianne Hits the Ball as She Howls)
  • (Marco and Jackson Dodge)
  • (The Hand Puts a 15 and a 16 on Hauntstone's Point)
  • Blunt: On the dare with Rhythmaire.
  • (Sally Misses the Ball)
  • (The Hand Puts an 18 and a 19 on Rhythmaire's Point)
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: 2 more points, men. The victory is ours.
  • Time Racer: Yeah. We can beat these girls without military assistance.
  • (Time Hits the Ball)
  • Jackson: Whoa.
  • (Alice Hits the Ball)
  • Jackson: What a spike.
  • (The Ball Comes Up from Underneath the Chair)
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: That ball is outta bounds.
  • (The Chair Falls)
  • Dorothy: But it hit in first. Hauntstone's ball.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Go, go, Hauntstone!
  • (Blazer Blows Fire, and Accidentally Burns the Flag From Which Pepe was Waving)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Huh?
  • (The Venus Spy Traps Fly Up)
  • (Marianne Howls and Hits the Ball)
  • (The Ball Hits Troy and Marco)
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Those girls are strong, Drapiron.
  • Drapiron: Just like their parents, Snatcher, but soon I will be more powerful than all of them.
  • (The Hand Puts a 20 on Hauntstone's Point)
  • Laramie: This is it, girls! Serve up a good win, Serena.
  • Serena: You bat I will.
  • Time Racer: This jet pack will set you up to spike that serve, Blunt.
  • Blunt: My pleasure. I'll pulverize 'em.
  • (Serena Throws the Ball and Hits it as a Bat)
  • Blunt: Take that, you bat.
  • Sally: I can't reach it!
  • Pepe Le Pew: I can't look! (Hiccups)
  • (The Ball Bounces Back and Hits Blunt)
  • Blunt: Huh?
  • (The Ball Hits Marco, Troy, Jackson, and Time)
  • (The Ball is Out of the Field)
  • Dorothy: That's out, Colonel, and so are you. Hauntstone wins.
  • (The Hand Puts a 21 on Hauntstone's Point)
  • (The Hauntstone Girls Cheer)
  • (Serena, Janina, and Alice Have Nick)
  • (Marianne and Sally Have Pepe)
  • Serena: You were fang-tastic, coach.
  • Nick: Oh, it was nothing, really.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: I think we get the trophy this year, Colonel Rhythmaire.
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: There must be some mistake. I won't hand it over.
  • (The Hand Takes the Trophy from Colonel Rhythmaire and Gives it to Mrs. Hauntstone)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Thank you, Colonel. Here, Sally. For your mummy case.
  • Sally: Thanks, Mrs. Hauntstone!
  • Time Racer: I don't get it. We had that tactics.
  • Troy Anderson: We had the strategy.
  • Marco: We had the equipment.
  • Blunt: But we still lost.
  • Jackson: Affirmative.
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: No moping, men. The Rhythmaire code says "Retreat with dignity."
  • (Pepe Hiccupping)
  • (The Ball Bounces with Colonel Rhythmaire on it)
  • (Pepe Hiccupping)
  • (Colonel Rhythmaire Bounces Away)
  • Time Racer: Looks like the Rhythmaire code just got broken.
  • Troy Anderson: Double affirmative.

Open House/Meet the Parents:

  • (Marianne Howling)
  • Marianne: This is gonna be our happiest Halloween ever.
  • Sally: Because we have a trophy to show off at our open house!
  • Alicia: Open house? Is that like a party?
  • Serena: It's only the biggest even of the Hauntstone school year.
  • Nick: Will there be food?
  • (Pepe and Nick Scream as a Skeleton is Hung)
  • Serena: Oh, lots of goodies, Sally. Mrs. Hauntstone is in the kitchen right now.
  • Nick: What are we waiting for? Come on!
  • Pepe Le Pew: Excuse us!
  • (Scene Fades to Mrs. Hauntstone Making Brownies)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Oh, I just love making brownies.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Brownies?! Magnifique!
  • Nick: Can we help you out, Mrs. Hauntstone?
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Thanks, Nick. I've already got a hand. But you and Pepe can lick the bowl.
  • Nick: Thanks.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Yeah, thanks.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Okay, Blazer. Ready to bake a batch of brownies?
  • Blazer: Yeah! (Spews Fire on the Tray)
  • Serena: Mmm. Something smells rotten.
  • (Nick Slurps from the Bowl)
  • Nick: You said it, Serena.
  • (Pepe Slurps from the Bowl)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Yeah, really rotten.
  • Serena: Deliciously rotten. Swamp brownies fresh from the oven.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Made with slimy swamp water, chock full of mosquitos.
  • Nick: What?!? There's itching in the kitchen, Pepe!
  • Pepe Le Pew: Oh, non! (Giggling)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Janina, are the caterpillar cookies ready to bake yet?
  • Janina: They will be as soon as I can 'em. (Giggling)
  • Nick: This kitchen is just crawling with snacks, Pepe.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Oui.
  • Katrina: Nothing's too good for our guests. (Giggling)
  • Kala: So, who's coming to this open house, anyway?
  • Serena: Everyone, Kala. My daddy, Dracula.
  • Kala: That's your daddy?
  • Serena: It's a bat picture of him. But he'll show up after sundown.
  • Nick: Oh, no! It's almost sundown now, Alice. That's when the vampire starts biting.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Help! (He Runs Away)
  • Nick: Wait for me, Pepe!
  • Alice: Stop!
  • (Pepe and Nick Skid to a Stop)
  • Alice: You've gotta meet Franklin Frankenteen.
  • Willow: And Murphy Mummy.
  • Wynona: Oh, don't forget Wally Werewolf.
  • (Alice and Sally Keep Running Until Katrina Stops Them)
  • Katrina: And Patrick Phantom. (Hysterical Laughing)
  • Nick: Yikes!
  • (Pepe Jumps into Nick's Arms)
  • Nick: We're all gonna be trapped in a house full of m-m-m-monsters!
  • (Thunderclap)
  • (Scene Fades to Black)
  • (It's a Rainy Night)
  • (Franklin Groaning)
  • (The Venus Spy Traps Spy on the Monster Mothers)
  • Tentacle Snatcher (Off-Screen): Here they come, Drapiron.
  • (Wally and Franklin Run inside)
  • (The Bat Turns into a Vampire Human of Dracula)
  • Tentacle Snatcher (Off-Screen): The mightiest monsters in the world.
  • Count Dracula: Let me cape you out of the rain, Murphy.
  • Murphy Mummy: Thank you, Count. This wrap isn't water proof.
  • Drapiron: Ah, they were the mightiest, but now they've grown soft. Soon Drapiron will be the most feared name in the monster world, when I get those girl ghouls in my clutches.
  • (The Hornet Bat Tries to Bite Drapiron's Hand)
  • (Drapiron Smacks the Bat Causing it to Spin)
  • (Scene Fades to Pepe, Nick, Penelope, Alice, and Marianne Playing Checkers)
  • (Franklin Groaning)
  • Alice: Dada!
  • (Wally Howling)
  • Marianne: My papa's calling me.
  • (Wally Howling)
  • Nick: Everyone's running off, Pepe. Why don't we?
  • Pepe Le Pe: Oui!
  • Sally: Quick! Into this elevator.
  • Sam (Off-Screen): Gosh, Alice, are we gonna meet the rest of the folks?
  • Alice: No, Sam.
  • (They Run inside a Room, and Put Heavy Objects to the Doors)
  • Sally: We should be safe now, Alice.
  • Alice: I hope so, Sally.
  • (The Drawer Opens)
  • Sam (Off-Screen): We have company, Alice.
  • (Katrina Laughing): So there you are. Father, meet my new teachers.
  • Patrick Phantom: Claire's told me so much about you.
  • (Alice and Sally Scream)
  • (Pepe Holds Penelope's Hand as He and Nick Run)
  • Janina (Off-Screen): See, Father? They just love to exercise.
  • Nick: Out here, Pepe.
  • (The Bats or Dracula and Serena Fly in)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Oh, no! Help!
  • (Pepe Runs While Nick, Holding Penelope's Hand, Runs with him)
  • Nick: This is bat news! Yeow!
  • (Count Dracula Turns into a Human)
  • Count Dracula: I'm so glad to see new blood at Hauntstone.
  • Nick: You don't want mine. It's chick blood.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Yeah, chicken. (Clucks)
  • Count Dracula: Serena, these 2 are batty than we are.
  • Serena: They are a little strange, Daddy. But they're fang-tastic teachers.
  • Nick: We were lucky, Pepe, but it's time to bug out of here.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Of course!
  • Penelope Pussycat: But then we won't meet the other parents.
  • (Nick Hugs Penelope in Fear)
  • Nick: I hope you're right, Penelope.
  • (Pepe and Nick Scream)
  • Alice: There they are, Dada!
  • Franklin Frankenteen: Come to Frankenteen.
  • Murphy Mummy: Yes, let's a closer look at these 3.
  • (Murphy Wraps Pepe and Penelope)
  • Murphy Mummy: Who are you?
  • Pepe Le Pew: Pepe Le Pew.
  • Penelope Pussycat: And Penelope Pussycat, too.
  • Nick: Don't hurt Pepe, Murphy. It's my own fault we're here.
  • Murphy Mummy: Hurt you? I'm trying to hug you, for making my daughter feel like a winner.
  • Wally Werewolf: I'll howl to that. Let's give 'em three cheers.
  • (Wally and Marianne Howl 3 Times)
  • (Ghouls Cheering)
  • (The Hand Rings the Bell)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Now that everyone's acquainted, let's go downstairs for refreshments.
  • (Scene Fades to the Outside of the School)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): Have some Halloween punch, everybody.
  • (Everybody Has Halloween Punch)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: That's the spirit, boys.
  • Nick: Very good, eh, Pepe?
  • Pepe Le Pew: Oui.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: It's an old Hauntstone recipe. Poison Ivy punch made from scratch.
  • (Pepe and Nick Scratch)
  • Kala: Gee, Marianne, what's that?
  • Marianne: Something for my papa, Kala. I made it in arts and crafts class. (She Puts a Ball in an Iron Maiden Toy) It's a juicer. Now you can have bitter lemonade whenever you want, Papa.
  • Wally Werewolf: That's wonderful, Marianne. (He Drinks the Lemonade) Oh, nice and sour. It makes my whiskers pucker.
  • Serena: I made this for you, Daddy. It's a bat robe.
  • Count Dracula: Wonderful. Just what I need after a rainy flight. Let me try it on.
  • (Dracula Changes into a Bat)
  • (Serena Puts the Robe on Dracula)
  • Serena (Off-Screen): Oh, fang-tastic. It fits.
  • (Dracula Screeching)
  • Serena: See for yourself.
  • (Dracula Screeches): That's wonderful.
  • Laramie: Nice robe, Count. But that's no reflection on you. Right, Cissy?
  • Cissy: Yeah. (Giggles) I think.
  • (Dracula Changes Back into a Human)
  • Count Dracula: What a wonderful gift.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: All the girls worked very hard on their presents.
  • (Blazer Feels Sad and Left Out)
  • Serena: Don't feel left out, Blazer. I made a robe for you, too, and it's fire proof.
  • (Blazer Spews Fire on the Robe and it Doesn't Affect it)
  • Alice: I made my present in science class. It's a portable shock-man.
  • (She Charges the Shock)
  • Alice: With a rechargeable batter pack that lasts for we-e-e-e-eeks. For you, Dada.
  • (Franklin Puts the Earphones and Shocks Himself): This puts volts in my bolts. Thank you, Alice. (He Pats Alice's Head)
  • Alice: Welcome, Dada. I thought you'd get a charge out of it.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Show your mummy daddy what you made, Sally.
  • (Sally Shows Murphy a Mummy Case Toy)
  • Sally (Off-Screen): It's a fright light, to brighten the darkest mummy case.
  • Murphy Mummy: What a thoughtful gift, Willow.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Last but not least, your daughter would like to play her latest composition for you.
  • (Janina Laughing Hysterically): It's called Duet for 3 Hands.
  • (Janina Plays the Organ with the Hand)
  • (Dennis Plays the Drum)
  • Janina: And 2 arms. (Hysterical Laughing)
  • (The Venus Spy Traps Look Outside)
  • Tentacle Snatcher: They're having fun, Drapiron.
  • Drapiron: Yes. But soon the party will be over.
  • (Janina Finishes the Song)
  • (Ghouls Cheering)
  • Patrick Phantom: Fantastic, Janina.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Bravo!
  • (Marianne Howls)
  • Count Dracula: It made my blood run cold.
  • Nick: Let's give that hand a hand, Pepe.
  • (Pepe Smiles at Nick)
  • (Janina Shakes the Hand)
  • Janina: Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. (Hysterical Laughing)
  • (Bell Rings)
  • Count Dracula: It will soon be dawn. I must be on my way, Serena.
  • Serena: I know, Daddy.
  • Wally Werewolf: The moon is going down, Marianne. I'd better run, too.
  • Nick: See you next year.
  • Count Dracula: In the meantime, I want you to take good care of my little Serena.
  • Nick: You can count on us, Count.
  • Count Dracula: Good. Because if anything happens to her, it will be a bat day for you.
  • Wally Werewolf: That goes for Marianne, too. (Howls)
  • (Franklin Grabs Nick and Pepe by the Throat)
  • Franklin Frankenteen: Alice's my pride and joy. Don't let me down.
  • (Franklin Puts them Down, and Maximus Picks Them Back Up)
  • Maximus Mummy: Take care of Sally and her friends, or you're going to meet a very mad mummy.
  • (Maximus Puts them Down)
  • (Patrick Appears as Pepe and Nick Gasp)
  • Patrick Phantom: Not to mention foul-tempered phantom.
  • (Patrick Leaves)
  • Penelope Pussycat: Bye, guys. Gee, what a friendly bunch of folks, right, Pepe?
  • Pepe Le Pew: Yeah, right.
  • Nick: Now, there's nothing to be afraid of, Pepe.
  • Pepe Le Pew: What a relief.
  • Drapiron: That's what they think. (Sinister Laughing)
  • (Drapiron Walks to the Hornet Bat)
  • Drapiron: Get ready to fly, little hornet bat. You're about to earn your keep.
  • (Drapiron Laughing)
  • (Scene Fades to Black)

Drapiron's Plan/Trip to Crafty Swamp:

  • Drapiron: There's no time to waste, Tentacle Snatcher. Get cranking.
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Yes, Drapiron. (He Cranks the Lever, the Skylight Door Opens)
  • (Drapiron Has a Picture of Nick)
  • Drapiron: This is your target.
  • (Hornet Bat Can't See it Upside Down)
  • (Drapiron Turns the Picture Upside Down for the Bat to See)
  • (Hornet Bat is Pleased)
  • Drapiron: Now, heed these words and heed them well. Find those fools and weave them well. Fly, hornet bat, fly. Soon those teachers will be learning from me. (Sinister Laughing)
  • (Snatcher Laughing)
  • Drapiron: Don't just stand there. Close that skylight. There's a draft in here.
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Y-Yes, Drapiron.
  • (Scene Dissolved to the School)
  • (Pepe is Sleeping When she Hears the Shades Clapping)
  • (He Pulls the Shades Up and Sees a Hornet Bat)
  • (Pepe Yells): Nick! Bat! It's a bat!
  • Nick: Bat? Take this baseball for later this morning, Pepe.
  • (Pepe Throws the Ball to the Ground): No, Nick, bat.
  • Nick: Calm down, Pepe. I'll take a look.
  • (Scene Fades to the Window)
  • Nick: See? See for yourself, Pepe. Nothing. Let's go back to sleep.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Okay, Nick.
  • (He Pulls the Curtain Down and the Hornet Bat is There)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Nick! Bat shade! Bat shade!
  • Nick: I'm coming! I'm coming! Oh, boy. Pull yourself together, old pal. See? There's nothing shady about the shade. Pull yourself together, Pepe.
  • (Pepe Pulls the Shade Up, But Gets Pulled Up in the Window)
  • (Nick Snoring)
  • (Hornet Bat Spies on Nick)
  • (The Bat Puts Spiderweb Earphones on his Ears)
  • Drapiron's Voice: You will do exactly as I say.
  • Nick: I will do exactly as you say.
  • Drapiron: In the morning, you will take the girls on a big field trip to the Crafty Swamp.
  • Nick: Big girls... field trip... to the Crafty Swamp.
  • Drapiron: And then those girl ghouls will be mine! (Sinister Laughing)
  • (Nick Giggling)
  • (Snatcher Laughs and Stops)
  • Drapiron: Don't just stand there. Get to the Crafty Swamp and set my traps.
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Yes, Drapiron.
  • (Scene Dissolved to the Rhythmaire Military School)
  • (A Blaring Bugle Barges in Blowing Revile)
  • (Troy, Jackson, and Blunt Wake up)
  • (Time is Still Sleeping)
  • (Bugle Blares to Wake Up Time)
  • Time Racer: Marco, sometimes I'm sorry you ever invented that rolling revile robot.
  • Marco: But it was your idea to give to the colonel for a birthday present.
  • Troy Anderson: Affirmative. Next year, we give him a pocket watch.
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Glad to see you up and at 'em, Cadets. Fantastic invention!
  • (Bugle Blares)
  • Captain Rhythmaire: As I was saying, you're up early for early morning maneuvers in tough terrain.
  • Time Racer: I'll say. That's Crafty Swamp.
  • (Cut to the Grimstone School)
  • Nick: Rise and shine, Pepe. It's a good day for a field trip.
  • Pepe Le Pew: It is?
  • Nick: Yes, just feel that air.
  • (Pepe Gets Blown by the Wind)
  • (Pepe Hits the Door Flat)
  • (Cissy Wakes Up)
  • Cissy: You knocked, Pepe?
  • Nick: Glad you're up, Cissy. We're just on our way out.
  • (Scene Fades to Outside the School)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Brr. Cold, raw, windy. A good chance of rain. A perfectly rotten day to be outside. So have a great time, girls.
  • (Marianne Howls): We will, Mrs. Hauntstone.
  • Nick: We're all ready to go.
  • Blazer: Yeah. (Panting)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Sorry, Blazer. You're staying home with me.
  • (Blazer Grumbling)
  • Nick: Here we go, gang.
  • Alice: Bye, Mrs. Hauntstone!
  • Sally: Bye, Blazer!
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: See you later, girls.
  • Blazer: Yeah, see you later. (Grumbles)
  • Kala: Gosh, Nick, where are we going for a field trip?
  • Nick: Someplace scenic, Kala. Right here.
  • Kala: That's Crafty Swamp.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Crafty Swamp?!
  • Serena: Sounds fang-tastic. I'll bet it's crawling with alligators and snakes. (Giggles)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Alligators? Snakes? Oh, no!
  • Janina: Not to mention quicksand. (Hysterical Laughing) I love quicksand.

Hornet Bats at Work:

  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Today's swamp will take us to Swampy Terrain. Stay close, men, as we use our survival skills to cross this swamp.
  • Kyle Johnson: Yes, sir.
  • (The Colonel Walks Off, Followed by Jackson)
  • (Time Falls in the Mud)
  • Time Racer: The first skill is in ditching the colonel, and finding a dry way out of this swamp.
  • Troy Anderson: Affirmative.
  • (Scene Slides to Colonel Rhythmaire and Jackson Walking Through the Swamp)
  • (Time, Marco, Blunt, and Troy Go Their Separate Ways)
  • Marco: These field trips are a real drag.
  • Blunt: And dumb, too.
  • Sally: What do we do now, coach?
  • Marty: Well, now, uh, how about a sprint through the swamp?
  • Alice: Great! I got plenty of energy.
  • Sally: Wait for me, Alice.
  • Penelope Pussycat: And the animals, too.
  • (Penelope Grabs Pepe's Hand)
  • (Marianne Howls): Race you across the swamp, Serena.
  • Serena: Then I think I'll stretch my wings, instead of my legs. (She Turns into a Bat)
  • (She Then Flies Off, with Marianne Jogging)
  • Marianne: Aw, no fair, Serena. We're supposed to be sprinting, not springing.
  • (A Tentacle Trips Marianne)
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Gotcha.
  • Marianne: Boy, have you got the wrong girl. (Howls) Hi-yah!
  • (Snatcher Moans, and Growls): You can't escape the Tentacle Snatcher.
  • Marianne: Then I guess you've never chased a werewolf before, snatchy.
  • (Snatcher Grunts)
  • Marianne: This looks like a great place to hide. (Howls) I gave him the slip.
  • (Screeching Sound)
  • (Marianne Gasps)
  • (The Hornet Bats Make Web Earphones)
  • Drapiron's Voice: You will now obey only Drapiron.
  • Marianne: I will obey only Drapiron. Only Drapiron.
  • (Drapiron Laughing)
  • Tentacle Snatcher: 1 down, 4 to go. (Sinister Laughing)
  • (Scene Dissolves)
  • (Cut to the School)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone (Off-Screen): Is my cauldron bubbling yet, Blazer?
  • (She Comes in the Kitchen to Taste her Scorpion Stew)
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Why, my Scorpion Stew is ice cold. Blazer, here, boy. Light the fire. Now where has that dragon gotten to?
  • (Blazer is Sniffing Out on the Trail)
  • Kolo: Gee, Nick, swamp sprinting is fun.
  • (Blazer Hears Laughter Coming Through the Crafty Swamp)
  • (Cut to Pepe and his Friends Running on Stones)
  • Cissy: How'd you think of this place?
  • Nick: I don't know, Cissy. In her dreams, I think. Yikes!
  • (Nick Leaps into Laramie's Arms)
  • Nick: This dream just turned into a nightmare!
  • Laramie: Yeah! Alligator nightmare!
  • Nick and Laramie: Help!
  • Cissy: Don't panic, Laramie. Cissy to the rescue!
  • (Rope Breaks)
  • Cissy: Uh-oh.
  • (She Hops on an Alligator)
  • (Pepe Grabs her)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Nice going, Cissy, but too late.
  • Laramie: Nick!
  • Nick: Yikes! I never thought we'd end up alligator appetizers!
  • Penelope Pussycat: Well, this animal is going down swinging.
  • Serena: Try swinging with me.
  • (Serena Grabs Pepe and his Friends)
  • (The Alligators Fail to Get Them)
  • (Serena Changes into a Human)
  • Lacey: Not too bat an escape, right, Tracy?
  • Tracy: Yeah, Lacey.
  • Kala: Yeah. Thanks for the help.
  • Serena: I need some help myself. Marianne must be playing hide-and-shriek. I can't find her anywhere.
  • Marty: This wasteland is a little bothering.
  • Nick: Don't worry. We'll all go look for them.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Yeah. (Gasps)
  • Serena: And I'll search by air. (She Changes Back to a Bat)
  • (Meanwhile the Rhythmaire Cadets are Walking)
  • Blunt: Hey, what's that up there? This swamp's got bats!
  • Marco: Better look down here. We're back in the mud again.
  • Troy Anderson: Negative. I think this is...
  • Time Racer: Quicksand!
  • Blunt: What do we do now, Time?
  • Time Racer: We use our basic survival skills, like yelling for help!
  • Troy Anderson: Affirmative. Help!
  • Rhythmaire Cadets: Help!
  • Alice: Sounds like those smart aleck Rhythmaire Cadets.
  • Sally: Maybe they're playing in the swamp, too.
  • (They Went to Find Them)
  • Time Racer: Someone's coming.
  • Troy Anderson: Affirmative. It's those Hauntstone Girls.
  • Marco: Quick! Help us out.
  • Sally: But why? Swimming in quicksand is fun.
  • Troy Anderson: Fun? That's a negative.
  • Marco: On the double!
  • Blunt: If not sooner!
  • Alice: Well, Willow, if they insist.
  • Sally: What a bunch of spoilsports.
  • (Alice Helps the Rhythmaire Cadets Out of the Quicksand)
  • (Rhythmaire Cadets Scream)
  • Marco: Oh, thanks for getting us out, girls.
  • Troy Anderson: Affirmative.

Hauntstone Girls Captured!:

  • Time Racer: Now we'd better find a way out of this swamp. Forward, Cadets!
  • (Blazer Comes by and Sniffs Steve's Foot, Snarling)
  • Time Racer: Retreat!
  • Troy Anderson: Affirmative! Advance to the rear!
  • Janina: Swamps never bother me. Of course, my phantom feet never get wet! (Hysterical Laughing)
  • (Marianne is Standing in the Shack)
  • Mariane: Oh, Janie.
  • (Janina Laughing): Whatcha doin' in there, Marianne?
  • Marianne: Hiding. Come see.
  • (Janina Laughing): I just love hide-and-shriek.
  • (Glowing Sound)
  • (Janina Walks Out Hypnotized with the Earphones)
  • Janina: Yes, Dracuvolta, I will obey.
  • Cissy: No sign of the girls, Pepe.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Uh-oh.
  • Nick: I'm beginning to get a bad feeling about this swamp.
  • Cissy: Hold it, Sally. Maybe Serena has good news.
  • (Serena Screeching)
  • Nick: Does that mean you found Marianne?
  • (Serena Screeching)
  • Nick: I think she wants us to follow.
  • (They Run Until Pepe Gets Snagged By a Tree)
  • (This Causes Pepe to Spin, and Sends him Flying)
  • Cissy: There goes Pepe Le Pew, not wanting to be last anymore.
  • (Pepe Lands on Blazer, Who Snarls)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Oh, non!
  • (Blazer Spews Fire at him, and Chases him)
  • (Pepe Screaming)
  • (Blazer Runs After him)
  • Nick: I wish Pepe Le Pew would learn to not play with Blazer.
  • (Serena Looks Down, Sees Marianne and Janina with Orange Eyes, and Screams)
  • Marianne: Yes, Serena, we're here. Come down.
  • Janina: We want to show you something.
  • (Serena Flies Down)
  • Marianne: Get her!
  • (Serena Screeching)
  • (The Hornet Bats Fly After Her)
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Don't let her escape!
  • (Serena Keeps Flying from the Bats)
  • Marco: Wow! Look up there!
  • (Blunt Takes the Binoculars from Marco)
  • Marco: What a dog fight.
  • Blunt: Looks more like a bat fight to me.
  • (Time Takes the Binoculars from Blunt)
  • Time Racer: Affirmative. That's what I call a bat-tle.
  • (The Hornet Bats Get Knocked Out)
  • (Pepe Hides in the Shack to Lose Blazer)
  • (Blazer Still Runs)
  • (Pepe Snickering)
  • (Marianne Taps on Pepe's Shoulder)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Yikes! What's wrong, Marianne?
  • Marianne: Drapiron doesn't want you. Get out!
  • Janina: The Tentacle Snatcher will take care of him.
  • (Pepe Gulps, and Walks Out)
  • (Snatcher's Tentacles Grab Pepe)
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Gotcha!
  • Pepe Le Pew: Help!
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Drapiron does not like meddlers.
  • Pepe Le Pew: N-N-Not me!
  • (Pepe Tries to Run Away from the Snatcher, when Fire Burns the Snatcher)
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Yeow!
  • (Blazer Blows Fire at the Snatcher)
  • (Snatcher Screaming)
  • (Snatcher Runs into a Lake and Puts Out the Fire)
  • Tentacle Snatcher: You two will pay for this!
  • (Blazer Becomes Pepe's Friend)
  • (Pepe Shakes Blazer's Hand and Laughs, Then He, and Blazer Run)
  • Tentacle Snatcher: No one escapes the Tentacle Snatcher.
  • (Serena Hides in the Clouds)
  • (The Hornet Bats Can't Find her Anywhere)
  • Sally: Well, it's about time.
  • Alice: Where have you Hauntstone girls been?
  • Janina: Waiting for you.
  • Marianne: Come inside.
  • (Serena Screeching)
  • Alice: It's Serena.
  • Sally: Something's wrong.
  • Marianne: But it's too late for you.
  • (She and Janina Pull Alice and Sally in the Shack)
  • Drapiron: Much too late. (Sinister Laughing) Come to me, my Hauntstone Girls.
  • (The Shack is Sent Flying to Castle Drapiron)
  • (Serena Screeching)
  • (The Hornet Bats Finally Catch her)
  • (One of the Bats Put the Earphones on Serena)
  • (Serena is Stuck in the Bat's Clutches)

Drapiron's Spell:

  • (Serena is Struggling to Get Away)
  • Drapiron (On-Speaker): Stop struggling. You must obey only me, Drapiron. Your will is strong, just like your mother's, but my will is stronger. Obey!
  • (The Mutant Bats Take Serena to Castle Drapiron)
  • Cissy: Nick! Serena's getting bat-napped.
  • Nick: Oh, no! This is awful! If we don't get her back, the Count will hold me uncountable.
  • Catherine: Don't worry, Nick. We'll get the other girls to rescue her.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Non. They're gone.
  • Nick: You don't mean Alice?
  • (Pepe Nods, Then Laughs like Janina)
  • Nick: And Janie?
  • (Pepe Crosses his Arms)
  • Nick: Not Sally and Marianne, too?
  • (Blazer Howls Like Marianne)
  • Nick: Oh, no! What do we do now?
  • Pepe Le Pew: Follow that shack!
  • Nick: Huh?
  • Ronald: I think Pepe wants us to follow that shack.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Right. Follow that shack.
  • Nick: Say no more, Pepe. We'll track that shack, get the girls back before their scary folks ever know they're not back.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Oui.
  • Nick: Uh-oh. We're stuck in the mud.
  • Time Racer: Looks like the Hauntstone transport vehicle is in deep trouble.
  • Blunt: Serves them right for taking our trophy.
  • Troy Anderson: However, the Rhythmaire code says we help vehicles in distress.
  • Marco: Affirmative.
  • Time Racer: Negative. We do not aid and abet the enemy.
  • Blunt: Yeah, let 'em spin their wheels.
  • (Blazer Snarling)
  • Time Racer: As I was saying, men, that van needs some man power. I thought you might need a push.
  • Troy Anderson: Affirmative.
  • Cissy: Look, Pepe, those cadets volunteered to help us out.
  • (Blazer Walks By and Winks at Pepe, Smiling)
  • Marty: Keep pushing. Nick's putting the metal to the pedal.
  • (The Rhythmaire Cadets Push the Van Out of the Mud)
  • Marty (Off-Screen): We're outta here!
  • Cissy: Come on! Get up, guys! The Hauntstone Girls are in trouble!
  • Laramie (Off-Screen): Come on, Sam!
  • Cissy: You can help us rescue 'em from a bunch of meanies.
  • Time Racer: That's a negative!
  • Blunt: Yeah, get lost!
  • Cissy: What a bunch of sticks-in-the-mud.
  • (Nick Drives Off)
  • (Colonel Rhythmaire Appears)
  • Time Racer: Colonel Rhythmaire, sir.
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Cadet Jackson has finished this hike in much better shape than the rest of you. Next time, follow me more closely, Cadet Racer.
  • Time Racer: Yes, sir! Uh, sorry, sir.
  • Colonel Rhythmaire: Ohh-- Back to the barracks, on the double.
  • Rhythmaire Cadets: Yes, sir!
  • (They Leave)
  • (Meanwhile, The Hornet Bats Take Serena Inside the Castle)
  • Nick (Off-Screen): Oh, no! The bats have come back to roost, and that's gruesomest roost I've ever seen.
  • Marty (Off-Screen): Yeah, gruesome roost. (Shudders)
  • Catherine: We'd need wings to get up there.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Leave it to us, Catherine.
  • (Scene Slides to Pepe)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Da-da-da-da-da-da! Skunk skill!
  • (The Traps were Set Up)
  • Blazer: Hey! What about me?
  • Pepe Le Pew: Make that a Pepe and Blazer skill.
  • Blazer: Yeah!
  • Nick: Are you sure this'll work, Pepe?
  • Pepe Le Pew: Of course. I'm positive. Come on, guys. Hop aboard.
  • (Scene Fades to Pepe, his Friends, and Blazer on the Trap)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Fire away, Blazer!
  • (Blazer Lights the Fire)
  • (The Trap Flings them Up)
  • (Everyone, Except for Kala Scream)
  • Kala: Whee! We'll be there in nowhere flat.
  • (They Land on the Wall Flat)
  • (Kala and Blazer Land on the Ground)
  • Marty: You were right about the flat part, Kala.
  • Kala: Gosh, I'm sorry, guys.
  • Pepe Le Pew: It's okay, Kala. (Giggles)
  • Drapiron: It's been too long since we had company, Snatcher.
  • Tentacle Snatcher: I knew you'd be pleased, Drapiron.
  • Drapiron: Yes, because these 5 will remain here permanently. (Sinister Laughing)
  • Tentacle Snatcher: But, Drapiron, what happens when your spell wears off?
  • Drapiron: Don't upset yourself, Snatcher. I'm preparing a spell to make them evil forever. At the stroke of midnight, I'm going to revoltize them.
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Revoltize them? Oh, how revolting.
  • Drapiron: Yes, isn't it though? (Snarls) Now stop cringing, and put those girls to work!
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Yes, Drapiron!

Drapiron's Mutants:

  • Marty: This pad is really locked, guys.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Blazer will take care of it. Won't you, Blazer?
  • (Blazer Marches up and Puts a Helmet on)
  • (Blazer Blows Fire and Removes his Helmet, but the Lock Didn't Melt)
  • Blazer: Huh?
  • Tobyna: Oh, my. This lock must be flame proof.
  • Jennifer: Let me, Tobyna.
  • (Jennifer Uses a Key and Unlocks the Door)
  • Jennifer: Bingo.
  • Kolo: That's one talented badge, Jennifer. (Laughs)
  • Jennifer: Yeah. (Laughs)
  • Penelope Pussycat: Gee, this place is humongous. If we're ever gonna find the girls, we'll need to split up.
  • Lucy: Oh, wow. (Laughs Nervously) I was afraid she'd say that.
  • Sadie: Me, too, Lucy.
  • (Nick, Lucy and Marty were Looking Through the Halls, Until Nick and Marty Spot Something)
  • (Gorillastag, Vultureweasel, and Rhinoguana Scare Nick and Marty)
  • Nick and Marty: LUCY!!
  • (They Runs to Get Lucy)
  • Lucy: What's the big idea, Nicky?
  • Nick: Mutants.
  • Lucy: Relax, Nick. They're only dolls.
  • (Lucy Looks at the Mutants and Makes Funny Faces)
  • Lucy: See? They're just modern action figures, like they have the store.
  • Marty: Sorry, Lucy.
  • Lucy: Make you look weird, but they can't hurt you.
  • (Nick and Marty See Someone Coming to Grab Lucy and Run Away)
  • Lucy: Guys, come baaaaaaaaaack!
  • (Gorillastag Locks Lucy into the Cage)
  • Lucy: Hey! Let me outta here.
  • (Gorillastag Laughs)
  • Tentacle Snatcher: That's it. Drapiron likes a clean lair. Hey, you missed a spot.
  • Sally: I obey only Drapiron.
  • (Sally Splashes Water on Snatcher)
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Oh, never mind. It'll soon be midnight anyway.
  • (Dorothy Comes by and Sees Lucy)
  • Lucy: Dorothy, thank goodness. You gotta tell Nick and Marty that mutants that came to life are chasing them.
  • Dorothy: I see they work for Drapiron.
  • Lucy: Drapiron? Who's she?
  • Dorothy: The witch of the web. I'll go tell my friends that they can find the Hauntstone Girls and break Drapiron's spell.
  • Lucy: Yes! Go tell 'em, Dorothy. Then go get me outta this cage.
  • (Gorillastag, Vultureweasel, and Rhinoguana Snarling)
  • (Gorillastag Scratches Nick's Back Causing Nick to Laugh)
  • Nick: Cut it out, Lucy.
  • Gorillastag: Nick and Marty.
  • Marty: Yes, Lucy?
  • Gorilla: We're after you.
  • (Nick and Marty Scream)
  • Nick: Y-Y-You're not Lucy.
  • (Vultureweasel Has Nick's Jacket, and Nick Puts it Back on Him, and He and Marty Run Away)
  • Vultureweasel: You can't escape!
  • Nick and Marty: Lucy!
  • Vultureweasel: She can't stop us now. No one can stop us now. (Sinister Laughing)
  • (Scene Dissolves)
  • (Nick and Marty are Still Running from the Mutants)
  • Nick and Marty: Help!
  • (Mutants Laughing Sinisterly)
  • Nick and Marty: Help!
  • (Nick and Marty Skid)
  • Nick: Sadie! Help!
  • Sadie: Guys, distract the mutants, and I'll get the Hauntstone girls.
  • Nick: Okay, not a problem.
  • Rhinoguana: Now we've got you.
  • (The Mutants Skid)
  • Rhinoguana: We've got--
  • (Nick and Marty Mop the Floor Dressed as Mummies)
  • Gorillastag: Hey, did two big ugly boys go by here a minute ago?
  • Marty: Ugly? I mean, yeah. That-a-way.
  • Gorillastag: Thanks.
  • Nick: It worked, Marty. (Giggles)
  • (They Continue Mopping Until they Bump into Vultureweasel)
  • Marty: Oops!
  • (Vultureweasel Snarling): You can't fool us mutants. (Snarling)
  • (Nick and Marty Yell)
  • (The Mutants Get Buckets on their Heads)
  • Nick: Help!
  • Marty: Help!
  • Cissy: Sounds like Marty and Nick are in trouble.
  • Blazer: Yeah.
  • (They Run Off)
  • Lucy: Cissy! Blazer! Jeez. I've spent a lot of time out of a cage, but never this long in it.
  • (The Mutants are Struggling)
  • Cissy: Hey, I know those monsters. They're mutants and they're Drapiron's creations. I'm warning you guys. Either free Lucy or prepare to splat!
  • Vultureweasel: You don't scare us.
  • (Blazer Shoots Fire at Vultureweasel, and Cissy Rides on the Vultureweasel's Back, and Slams Rhinoguana)
  • (Cissy Then Rides into Rhinoguana's Back, and Charges Towards Gorillastag)
  • (Rhinoguana hits Gorillastag, and Gorillastag Crashes to the Cage, and Frees Lucy)
  • Lucy: Gosh! It's about time.

River-Dweller:

  • (Pepe Walks By Quietly)
  • (He Then Hears a Noise)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Uh-oh.
  • (The Wall Slides Back with Pepe)
  • Cissy: Gee, I thought I heard something.
  • Drapiron: What are you doing in here?
  • (Pepe Gulps)
  • Drapiron: Are you through mopping the corners?
  • Pepe Le Pew: Oui.
  • Drapiron: Then start over there.
  • Pepe Le Pew: I obey, Drapiron.
  • (He Throws the Mop at Snatcher)
  • Tentacle Snatcher: There's something funny about that mummy.
  • Drapiron: Stop dawdling, Snatcher. Midnight approaches and this potion must be ready. Deadly nightshade.
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Deadly nightshade.
  • (Drapiron Pours the Deadly Nightshade in the Potion)
  • Drapiron: Powdered newt.
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Powdered newt.
  • Drapiron (Off-Screen): Oil of wolfsbane.
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Oil of wolfsbane.
  • Drapiron (Off-Screen): Slimy salamander tail.
  • Tentacle Snatcher (Off-Screen): Slimy salamander tails.
  • (Snatcher's Tentacle Grabs Pepe's Tail)
  • Tentacle Snatcher: I knew this was no dummy. I knew this was no mummy.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Whoops!
  • Tentacle Snatcher: It's that meddling skunk of the Hauntstone's.
  • Drapiron: He's too stupid to have come alone.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Stupid?
  • Drapiron: Dispose of him, and any of his foolish friends.
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Yes, Drapiron.
  • (Scene Fades to Marianne and Serena Dusting)
  • Laramie: Marianne. Serena. Oh, boy. I'm so glad I found you. It's almost midnight. We gotta get outta here before you get revoltized. Whatever it is, it's gotta be bad news.
  • Serena, and Marianne: We obey only Drapiron.
  • Laramie: Oh. What a revolting development this is.
  • Pepe Le Pew (Off-Screen): Help!
  • Laramie: Oh, no! Sounds like Pepe needs us more than we do. (She Runs Off)
  • Pepe Le Pew (Off-Screen): Help!
  • Cissy: That's Pepe Le Pew, and he's in trouble. Hang on, Pepe! I'm coming!
  • Pepe Le Pew (Off-Screen): Help!
  • Laramie: We're coming, Pepe!
  • Pepe Le Pew (Off-Screen): Help!
  • Cissy: I'm right behind you, Laramie!
  • Pepe Le Pew (Off-Screen): Help!
  • Tentacle Snatcher: I'm so glad you came to help your friend.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Help! Fellas!
  • Catherine: Put Pepe down, you big meanie!
  • Tentacle Snatcher: I've just begun to be mean. (Sinister Laughing)
  • (Snatcher Pulls the Lever)
  • (The Trap Door Begins to Open)
  • Nick: Yikes! I'm beginning to get the idea.
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Like I said, the fun is just beginning.
  • (Snatcher Drops Pepe)
  • (Pepe Yells)
  • (SPLASH)
  • Catherine: Hey! You can't do that to Pepe.
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Don't worry. You'll be joining him.
  • (Snatcher Pulls the Lever)
  • (The Door Opens Wider)
  • (Pepe's Friends, and Blazer Fall in the Water)
  • (SPLASH)
  • (Snatcher Laughing): Farewell! (Sinister Laughing)
  • Catherine: Nice try, buster, but we know how to swim.
  • Tentacle Snatcher: So does the giant River Dweller.
  • Nick: River Dweller?
  • Pepe Le Pew: Nick! Look!
  • (River Dweller Comes Out of the Water)
  • (River Dweller Laughing Sinisterly)
  • Nick: Yikes! I think this River Dweller doesn't mean well, Pepe!
  • Pepe Le Pew: Uh-huh!
  • (Pepe and Nick Try to Climb Out, but They Fall Back in the Water)
  • (River Dweller Surrounds Them)
  • Catherine: Ha! This second rate sea serpent doesn't scare me. Turn up the heat, Blazer.
  • (Blazer Tries to Blow Fire, but Nothing Happens)
  • (Blazer Shrugs Telling the Audience There's Nothing He can Do)
  • Nick: Yikes! What time for his pilot light to go out.
  • (River Dweller Surrounds Them)
  • (Scene Fades to Black)
  • (Cut to Rhythmaire Military School)
  • Troy Anderson (Off-Screen): Time, I can't sleep.
  • Marco (Off-Screen): Me, either.
  • Time Racer: I know. I guess we should've helped look for those Hauntstone Girls.
  • Troy Anderson: Affirmative. It's the Rhythmaire code to help ladies in distress.
  • Blunt: And they did get us outta that quicksand.
  • Time Racer: Well, don't just stand there, cadets. We're on a rescue mission!
  • Troy and Marco: Affirmative!
  • (The Rhythmaire Cadets Fly Off to Rescue the Hauntstone Girls)
  • (Meanwhile, at Castle Drapiron)
  • Drapiron: Did you take care of that skunk and his friends?
  • Tentacle Snatcher: The River Dweller will make quick work of them.
  • Drapiron: Good. Now gather the girls. My potion is ready, and the midnight hour draws near. (Sinister Laughing)
  • (River Dweller Laughing)
  • Nick: Yikes! This is not the time for games, Kala.
  • Kala: I hope he'll play ball with me, Nick. (She Throws the Ball to the River Dweller)
  • River Dweller: Huh?
  • Kala: Your turn, Blazer.
  • (Blazer Hits the Ball with his Tail)
  • (The Ball Bounces Ricocheting)
  • (The Ball Hits Pepe's Head)
  • Kala: That's it, Pepe.
  • (The Ball Bounces Again)
  • (River Dweller Hits the Ball)
  • Kala: Nice shot, Mr. River Dweller.
  • Nick: I hope you're gonna let him win, Kala. This guy looks like a sore loser.
  • Kala: Come on, Pepe. Hit it high.
  • (Pepe Hits the Ball with his Hand Behind his Back)
  • (The Ball Bounces Up for the River Dweller to Reach)
  • Kala: Now's our chance, guys. Going up!
  • (Blazer Follows)
  • Nick: It's a River Dwellevator, right, Marty?
  • Marty: Yeah.
  • (River Dweller Catches the Ball)
  • Kala: Thanks for the lift. You can keep the ball.
  • (Laramie Checks her Watch)
  • Laramie: Oh, no! We gotta hurry. It's almost midnight!
  • (Her Watch Has Pepe Le Pew on it)
  • Drapiron: Prepare the girls, Snatcher. The potion is ready.
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Yes, Drapiron.
  • (Snatcher Puts the Helmet on Janina's Head)
  • Drapiron: When the clock strikes midnight, those girls will be revoltized.
  • (Snatcher Laughs as He Puts the Helmet on Sally's Head)
  • Tentacle Snatcher: How wretchedly revolting for them. (Laughs)
  • (Hornet Bats Laugh)
  • Marco: I'm picking up bats.
  • Time Racer: Any visual siting?
  • Marco: Negative. Hold it. I hear sounds from that castle. Quarter it's 30-18-52!
  • Troy Anderson: Castle Drapiron!
  • Time Racer: Hang on, Cadets. We'll check it out.

The Secret Passageway/The Final Confrontation of Drapiron/Rhythmaire Saves the Day:

  • Nick: Are you sure this is how you got into Drapiron's lair, Pepe?
  • Pepe Le Pew: I think so.
  • Cissy: Gosh, there has to be another way in.
  • Nick: There's no time. It's midnight!
  • (He and Pepe Fall Backwards)
  • Cissy: Gosh, where'd everybody go?
  • Blazer: Uh, I don't know.
  • (Pepe and Nick Fall Backwards)
  • (Clock Chimes Midnight)
  • Drapiron: The time has come. (She Put the Pipe in the Cauldron)
  • (The Formula Pumps up into the Girls)
  • (But Instead Turning the Girls into Evil, they Turned Back to Normal)
  • Drapiron: WHAT?! That meddlesome skunk turned those mindless girls into normal selves and my spell wore off! How could you do this?!
  • Tentacle Snatcher: How could I do--? I-I don't know. The potions were working good just now.
  • Drapiron: Oh, shut up.
  • Serena: I feel free!
  • Janina: Yes, I think we've had enough of obeying for Drapiron. This is incredible!
  • (Alice Sighs): Finally.
  • Sally: Marianne, where are we?
  • Marianne: I don't know, but we're changed back to normal.
  • (Just Then, Nick and Pepe Come Crashing in Seeing the Girls were Changed Back to Normal)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Girls!
  • Nick: You're okay!
  • (The Girls Hug Pepe and Nick)
  • (Drapiron Growls Angrily): I thought you got rid of them.
  • Tentacle Snatcher: I won't fail this time, Drapiron. (Grabs Pepe and Nick) Gotcha.
  • Sally: Marianne, what's going on?
  • Marianne: I don't know. But our teachers are in trouble!
  • Pepe and Nick: Help!
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Drapiron, give me a hand! Or two! Or three!
  • Drapiron: Don't worry. My hornet bats will put those girls back under my spell.
  • (The Hornet Bats Fly Down)
  • Time Racer: Don't panic, girls. We'll rescue you.
  • (Blunt Drops a Water Balloon on a Hornet Bat)
  • Blunt: Direct hit!
  • Troy Anderson: Affirmative, Ted. You're batting a thousand.
  • Marianne: You're gonna rescue us?
  • Sally: That's a laugh.
  • Tentacle Snatcher: Hey! What are you girls doing?
  • Marianne: We don't want Drapiron's spell. Go away!
  • Janina: Sally will take care of him.
  • (Snatcher Walks Away Angrily)
  • (Sally Throws Water All Over Snatcher)
  • (Snatcher Screams in Pain): I can't see a thing! I'm blind!
  • (Marianne and Janina throw Tentacle Snatcher Inside the Elevator)
  • Serena: Good work, you two.
  • Marianne: Thanks, Serena.
  • Janina: Yeah. It was great, wasn't it?
  • Tentacle Snatcher: You'll pay for this.
  • (Snatcher Lunges at the Girls, but Falls Down the Elevator)
  • (The Elevator Slides Down, and Kills Snatcher)
  • (Drapiron Looks Shocked)
  • Drapiron: Oh, no. I'll always remember my poor Snatcher.
  • (Drapiron Looks at the Hauntstone Girls)
  • Drapiron: You! What have you done?!
  • Serena: We, uh... We didn't know-- It wasn't our fault. We-- We did nothing!
  • Drapiron: Precisely! And because of that, you betrayed my order and control-- betrayed me!
  • Janina: We had no idea, you tricked us!
  • Drapiron: I cannot let it go. Snatcher is dead because of you guys!
  • Alice: No. You can't tell us what to do.
  • Drapiron: Then watch what I can do with you. Take that!
  • (Drapiron Turns Pepe into a Frog)
  • Nick: Yikes! What in Grimm's name did she do to you, Pepe?
  • (Pepe Croaks)
  • (He Hops Until Drapiron Catches him)
  • Drapiron: I'll change the others into something worse than toads, unless you girls obey me!
  • Serena (Off-Screen): Uh-uh, you lose, Drapiron.
  • (Blazer is Able to Breath Fire Again, and Shoots Fire at the Hornet Bat)
  • Drapiron: Say goodbye to your friends.
  • (Alice Pulls Drapiron's Hair, and Zaps at the Hornet Bats)
  • (The Hornet Bats Explode Into Dust)
  • Drapiron: Babies! My poor little poopsies. (Growls at the Hauntstone Girls)
  • (Drapiron Picks up her Wand and Transforms Into a Four-Armed Monster, Roaring)
  • (The Hauntstone Girls Gasp in Horror)
  • Drapiron: You're no match for me.
  • (Drapiron Flies Off)
  • Sadie: No, don't! Don't!
  • (Sadie Hangs Onto Drapiron That Long)
  • (Serena Turns into a Bat and Flies After Drapiron)
  • Sadie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • (Drapiron Knocks Sadie Back to the Ground)
  • (Drapiron Laughs at Serena)
  • Serena: Laugh at me, eh? I'll show you. Get off that wand, you four-armed devil!
  • (Serena Bites Drapiron's Hand, and Drapiron Lets Go of the Wand)
  • Drapiron (Off-Screen): MY WAND!!
  • (Serena Flies Down and Grabs the Wand)
  • (Drapiron Turns Back to her Witch Self, and Starts to Fall)
  • (Sadie Catches the Wand)
  • Sally: Penelope, bring our Pepe Le Pew back!
  • (Penelope Kisses Pepe, and Pepe Turns Back into a Skunk)
  • Pepe Le Pew: Merci, Penelope.
  • Alice: I'll take that, Sadie.
  • Sadie: Okay, Alice.
  • Sally: Gee, Alice, what are you gonna do with it now?
  • Alice: I'm putting it where it belongs: in the fire!
  • (She Throws the Wand into the Cauldron)
  • Serena: Alice, no!
  • (Explosion)
  • Alice: Oh, no, it's over-energizing the potion. It'll explode!
  • Marianne: Explode? (Howls) We're gonna be gone with the wand.
  • (Serena Screams): I'll fly us out, but I can only take one at a time.
  • Nick: I think we're all out of time.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Oui.
  • Time Racer: Negative. Rhythmaire will save the day. Hop aboard.
  • Blunt: Roger.
  • (Pepe, his Friends, and the Hauntstone Girls Climb Aboard)
  • (Castle Drapiron Explodes)
  • (Drapiron Falls to her Death, Screaming)
  • Nick: Oh, my! Looks like Drapiron will never see it again.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Yeah, really. (Giggles)
  • Time Racer: Hang on, girls. We'll have you back to school in no time.
  • Alice: Back to school? How about dropping us back in the swamp?
  • Sally: Yeah. We never got to take a dip in the quicksand.
  • Marco: I'll never understand girls.
  • Jackson: Especially Hauntstone Girls.
  • (All Laugh)

The Hauntstone Goodbye:

  • (Back at the School, We Hear Rap Music Inside)
  • Marty: So with the Cadets, it was a snap to escape Drapiron's trap. Now let's get loose and dance and clap while I lay on my Marty Rap. Over there is Daddy Drac who's glad to have his daughter back, and all the guys from Rhythmaire a day are here to dance the night affair. And there's Mrs. H with Colonel R grooving too my groovy car.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Your boys were very gallant to go after my girls.
  • (Colonel Rhythmaire Gasps)
  • (The Hand Dances with Mrs. Hauntstone)
  • Marty: And Blunt's with Alice Frankenteen who wants to be a slam dance queen, and Janie really does her thing, a dance for two, the Janie fling. Nick and Pepe Le Pew are always in a junky groove.
  • Nick: Great party, Mrs. H.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Oui.
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Oh, I hope the new arrivals think so, too.
  • Nick: Huh? New arrivals?
  • Mrs. Hauntstone: Over there. Meet your new students, and their parents.
  • Nick: New st-st-st-st-st-students? Meet us in London.
  • Pepe Le Pew: Yeah, Paris.
  • (Pepe and Nick Run)
  • Marty: Gee, we'd better do like Pepe Le Pew, and skidoo.
  • (Marty Gives Blazer High Five, and He and the Rest Leave)
  • (Pepe and Nick Cowardly Run Out)
  • (Pepe's Friends Run Out, Too)
  • (Pepe and his Friends Drive Down the Road)
  • Cissy: Look, guys, the girls are waving goodbye.
  • (Pepe and Nick Look Back)
  • Hauntstone Girls: Goodbye.
  • Nick: Let's give 'em a real Hauntstone goodbye, huh, Pepe?
  • Pepe Le Pew: Oui! Toodle-oo-awoo!
  • (Pepe's Friends Howl with Pepe)
  • (Nick Drives Down the Road)
  • (Screen Fades Black)
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