- Narrator: An enchanted world,
- Grandma Pig: The Czar of Imperial Russia.
- Narrator: a sorcerer's curse,
- Captain Hook: I will not rest until I see the end of the Rominav line forever.
- Narrator: a young princess...
- Grandma Pig: Peppa Pig!
- Pinga: Grandmama!
- Grandma Pig: Peppa Pig!
- Narrator: ...vanished without a trace. One of the greatest mysteries of all time is now the most magic motion picture event of out time. This thanksgiving ZacTheBear Productions proudly presents Peppastasia.
- (Russian Singing)
- Mr. Clever: "For though the Czar did not survive one daughter may be still alive."
- Chorus: "The Princess Peppa Pig!"
- Captain Hook: Peppa Pig alive?
- Piglet: Ain't that the kick in the head? I guess a curse just what it used to be, huh, sir?
- Narrator: It's the story of an orphan named Peppa,
- Sly: You want to find your family, huh?
- Narrator: and a dreamer named Pedro.
- Pedro Pony: Do you see what I see?
- Pingu: Yes.
- Peppa Pig: You think that I am Peppa Pig?
- Captain Hook: That's why I'm stuck here in limbo.
- Piglet: Whoa! Don't get so grabby!
- Narrator: They're teaming up to find a clue to her past before the evil Captain Hook destroys their future.
- Captain Hook: I want to look my best.
- Piglet: Whoa. That fell right out.
- Captain Hook: The last of the Rominavs will die!
- Chorus: "In the dark of the night evil will find her..."
- Pedro Pony: We're gonna have to jump!
- Peppa Pig: After you!
- Piglet: Mayday!
- Captain Hook: "...when the curse is complete..."
- Piglet: I get the message!
- Chrous: "...In the dark of the night..."
- Narrator: From the streets of Russia,
- Pedro Pony: Peppa!
- Narrator: to the lights of Paris.
- Grandma Pig: I will se no more girls claiming to be Peppa Pig.
- Pedro Pony: You have to talk to her.
- Narrator: Finding the truth...
- Pedro Pony: You really are Peppa Pig.
- Narrator: will be their greatest challenge.
- Sportacus: You will address the Princess as Your Highness.
- Narrator: And following her heart...
- Peppa Pig: We've been through a lot together.
- Pedro Pony: Princess don't marry kitchen boys.
- Narrator: will be her toughest choice.
- Captain Hook: What goes around comes around
- Peppa Pig: I'm not afraid of you!
- (Captain Hook Laughs Sinisterly)
- Peppa Pig: Pedro!
- Pedro Pony: Hold on!
- Piglet: This can only end in tears!
- Peppa Pig: "And bring me home... at... laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
- Narrator: Peppastasia.
- Peppa Pig: "...aaaaaaaaaaast!"
- Piglet: I'd give her a ha, then a hi-yah, and I'd kick her, sir.