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This is a transcript of Pinkie Pie and Tom Cat 2: Tom Cat Has A Glitch.

  • (beeping)
  • (electrical buzzing)
  • (zapping)
  • Tom Cat: (maniacal laughter) Huh? Oh. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
  • (Hawaiian music)
  • Tom Cat: (growls)
  • (screaming)
  • Tom Cat: Aloha.
  • Zephyr Breeze: What?
  • Tom Cat: Bye-bye.
  • Applejack: (coughs)
  • Tom Cat: (laughs)
  • Pinkie Pie: Tom, why are you doing this?
  • Tom Cat: Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
  • Pinkie Pie: Please stop.
  • Tom Cat: (growls)
  • Pinkie Pie: (gasps) Stop it, Tom. Don't... No! Tom! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up, Tom. Wake up. Tom, wake up. It's all right. Don't worry. You were just having another nightmare. Seems like a bad one.
  • Tom Cat: (mutters in alien language)
  • Pinkie Pie: You know what this means, don't you? Hmm. Very interesting. Why don't you tell me what happened next?
  • Tom Cat: Well... (mutters in alien language, mimics explosion)
  • Pinkie Pie: Mmm, I see.
  • Tom Cat: Then... (mimics machine gun) And then... (shrieking) And then... (gasps) That's it. No more.
  • Pinkie Pie: It's my professional opinion that you're afraid of turning bad again. We need to test your goodness level. For example, someone bad would let this Elvis Blue Hawaii lamp, circa 1971, smash to pieces against that wall. Or let my favorite book, Plastic Surgeries Gone Wrong, drop out this window to be lost forever.
  • Tom Cat: Yah! Waagh!
  • Pinkie Pie: Or let his family member fall to her painful, crushing death.
  • Tom Cat: No!
  • Pinkie Pie: See? Look at all the good things you did. My prognosis? Your goodness level is extra high. Nothing to worry about.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie! Thomas! You're gonna be late for hula class.
  • Pinkie Pie: Except that.
  • Tom Cat: (electric buzzing)
  • Pinkie Pie: Tom!
  • Tom Cat: (gasps)
  • Twilight Sparkle: Hurry up, you two. Hey, can you guys help me today? It's family night. I want the house clean.
  • James P. Sullivan: Not me. I have very important project I've been working on.
  • Twilight Sparkle: No more crop circles!
  • James P. Sullivan: Ah! Oh... All the other aliens get to make them.
  • Twilight Sparkle: What about you?
  • Mike Wazowski: I have a full day of Earth research.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Watching talk shows and reading magazines?
  • Mike Wazowski: Yeah, it takes it out of ya.
  • Pinkie Pie: Can we take the hovercraft?
  • Pinkie Pie and Tom Cat: Please?
  • Twilight Sparkle: It's too dangerous. Besides, someone may see you.
  • Pinkie Pie: Please?
  • Tom Cat: Please?
  • Twilight Sparkle: All right, you can take it if you can find it.
  • Pinkie Pie: Yes!
  • Twilight Sparkle: I hid it so good this time, they're never...
  • Pinkie Pie: Thanks, Twilight.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Aw! I gotta find a better hiding place for that thing.
  • Tom Cat: Whoa! Whoa!
  • (Song starts)
  • There's no place I'd rather be
  • (chorus in Hawaiian)
  • Lingering in the ocean blue
  • Tom Cat: Oops. Sorry!
  • I'd surf till the sun sets beyond the horizon
  • Flying by on a Hawaiian rollercoaster ride
  • (chorus in Hawaiian)
  • Pinkie Pie: (laughs)
  • Pinkie Pie and Tom Cat: (laughing)
  • Hawaiian rollercoaster ride
  • There's no place I'd rather be
  • (Song ends)
  • Corny Collins: Girls, I have very exciting news. This week is our May Day...
  • Pinkie Pie: Sorry I'm late. But wait till you see this. I got my 'uli'uli technique down.
  • Corny Collins: Pinkie...
  • Pinkie Pie: Kui kala laima! Ho kee ma! Uliuli, uliuli, ha!
  • Corny Collins: Pinkie?
  • Pinkie Pie: Uliuli, uliuli, ha! Uliuli, uliuli, ha!
  • Corny Collins: Pinkie, we're not doing that today.
  • Sunset Shimmer: We're not doing that today.
  • Tom Cat: Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah. Bleugh! (growls)
  • McKenna Nicole: Corny has an announcement.
  • Corny Collins: In three days is our town's May Day celebration. And here's the best part. There will be a hula competition. Each of you will create an original hula. The one that best expresses the aloha spirit will lead our halau as the winning dance.
  • Tom Cat: You, you, you!
  • Corny Collins: Are there any questions?
  • Sunset Shimmer: Corny, I have one. Will people who are late to class be allowed to participate?
  • Corny Collins: Sunset, I think in the spirit of aloha, we should be tolerant of others.
  • Sunset Shimmer: Well, there's no harm in asking.
  • Corny Collins: I want you to use class time today to begin working on your ideas.
  • Sunset Shimmer: The May Day celebration is big time.
  • Brittany Biskit: The whole town will be there.
  • Sunset Shimmer: Maybe I'll get a contract.
  • Pinkie Pie: We can do any idea we want. Even make our own costumes.
  • Sunset Shimmer: Cool!
  • Whittany Biskit: It'll be a lot of work.
  • McKenna Nicole: My mom knows how to make great costumes.
  • Sunset Shimmer: My mom can sew really good.
  • Brittany Biskit: My mom knows a lot about hula. She can help me with it.
  • Whittany Biskit: I guess Pinkie’s on her own.
  • Sunset Shimmer: She doesn't have a mom.
  • Brittany Biskit: Don't say that.
  • Sunset Shimmer: It's the truth.
  • Brittany Biskit: Not everyone has a mom.
  • Sunset Shimmer: All right, don't bite my head off.
  • Whittany Biskit: I don't know what costume I'm gonna wear.
  • Corny Collins: Pinkie, may I speak with you? This is a book of past winners. Do you know who this is? It's your mother.
  • Pinkie Pie: My mom?
  • Corny Collins: Aye. She won the competition when she was your age. She was as beautiful as an orchid and as graceful as a rolling wave. Here. To inspire you.
  • Tom Cat: Mmm.
  • Pinkie Pie: That's my mom. She won the competition when she was my age.
  • Brittany Biskit: Yay!
  • Sunset Shimmer: Hey, Pinkie. Maybe your cat can take a picture of me when I win the competition.
  • Pinkie Pie: How do you know you'll win?
  • Sunset Shimmer: It's pretty well known that I'm the best dancer in the seven-year-old division.
  • Pinkie Pie: I don't know. I think maybe I can win.
  • Sunset Shimmer: Hello? You're a stinky dancer, and anything you come up with will be stinky.
  • Pinkie Pie: Oh!
  • Tom Cat: Uh-uh.
  • Sunset Shimmer: You'll never be like your mom. Never.
  • Tom Cat: Okay.
  • Pinkie Pie: That's it!
  • Tom Cat: Smile.
  • Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer: (screaming)
  • (camera shutter)
  • Corny Collins: As you can see, there was a little disagreement... Again.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Ai-ya.
  • Pinkie Pie: Next time, flush the evidence.
  • Tom Cat: Ka-shush.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Why don't you come inside, Corny? Excuse the mess.
  • Corny Collins: Ooh-we.
  • Twilight Sparkle: We have a full house. Make yourself at home, Corny. I just made some lemonade.
  • Mike Wazowski: Wha...
  • Twilight Sparkle: Hey!
  • Mike Wazowski: Twilight, we're out of lemonade.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Michael, I just made that.
  • James P. Sullivan: Twilight. You have to come to lab and see my new invention.
  • Twilight Sparkle: I just mopped in here!
  • James P. Sullivan: It will improve your primitive earthly life.
  • Mike Wazowski: Speaking of improving your life, I've just been reading this article called Ten Days To A Slimmer You.
  • James P. Sullivan: Really?
  • Mike Wazowski: Full of wonderful suggestions.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Guys, I don't have time for this. We have a guest.
  • James P. Sullivan: A guest? Well, let's go meet him.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Let's not. Pinkie's in enough trouble.
  • Mike Wazowski and James P. Sullivan: Trouble?
  • Twilight Sparkle: Well, all out of lemonade. Anyway, I know my sister is very sorry and didn't mean it.
  • Pinkie Pie: Very sorry.
  • Twilight Sparkle: See?
  • Pinkie Pie: But I did mean it.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie?
  • Pinkie Pie: Next time, Sunset Shimmer is going down. She's going way down.
  • Tom Cat: (mimics crowd cheering)
  • Twilight Sparkle: (chuckles) No more pro wrestling for you.
  • Mike Wazowski: Where is she? Where is she?
  • Tom Cat: Wow.
  • Corny Collins: Ai-kapulu.
  • Mike Wazowski: There's our precious angel, who must be the victim of a misunderstanding.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Oh, no, no...
  • James P. Sullivan: Where is she?
  • Twilight Sparkle: Sulley. What are you doing?
  • James P. Sullivan: Don't worry. The cavalry has arrived. There she is.
  • Twilight Sparkle: No, no, no, no.
  • James P. Sullivan: Somebody give this kid gold star, she's so good.
  • Mike Wazowski: I don't believe we've met. This is Uncle Sullivan and I'm Auntie Michaela. Enchantée.
  • Twilight Sparkle: On second thought, Corny, we should talk outside.
  • Mike Wazowski: It's not polite to interrupt your auntie.
  • Flash Sentry: Knock, knock.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Flash.
  • Flash Sentry: How's it, everybody?
  • Twilight Sparkle: You remember my Auntie Michael and Uncle Sullivan, right?
  • Flash Sentry: Uh...
  • Twilight Sparkle: Say something.
  • Flash Sentry: Uh... Nice hat.
  • Mike Wazowski: Why, thank you, Flash. See? Uncle Sulley said it made me look top-heavy.
  • James P. Sullivan: Aunt Mike wanted the truth.
  • Mike Wazowski: What we want and what we need are entirely different things. It's true what they say. Men are from Mars, and women are from Venus.
  • Flash Sentry: Twilight.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Yeah? Uh-huh?
  • Flash Sentry: You've been stressing, so I got movie tickets.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Movie? Flash, I would love to, really, but I'm gonna have to rain check.
  • Flash Sentry: That's okay. I understand.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Great. Thanks for understanding.
  • Mike Wazowski: I dare you to say that's not flattering, even on him.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Okay, I'm sure that Corny isn't interested in this.
  • James P. Sullivan: Nice to be meeting you.
  • Mike Wazowski: Au revoir.
  • James P. Sullivan: Bye-bye. Boy. Good thing we were here.
  • Mike Wazowski: I'm not talking to you.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Ha-ha... Sorry about the relatives, Corny.
  • Pinkie Pie: Yeah, sorry. Thanks for coming. See ya at the competition.
  • (lock clicks)
  • Corny Collins: Pinkie? I know you want to be in the competition, but your behavior today makes me think you're not ready.
  • Pinkie Pie: No. I'm ready. It's just... Sunset pushed my buttons. I'll be good. I mean it.
  • Corny Collins: I hope so. If there's any more trouble, you won't be allowed in the competition.
  • Pinkie Pie: I promise. There won't be any trouble. I promise, promise. I triple promise.
  • Corny Collins: Okay, then.
  • Pinkie Pie: Thank you, Corny. You don't have to worry. I've seen the error of my ways. I will be good from now on and be the best hula dancer ever. You'll see. I can do it. There's no way I can do this. Just because my mom was a great hula dancer doesn't mean I am. The only thing I know I inherited from her is, well, Twilight.
  • Tom Cat: Yeuch!
  • Pinkie Pie: What if Sunset's right and everything I do is gonna be stinky? Maybe I'm just stinky... Like cheese.
  • Tom Cat: (mutters)
  • Pinkie Pie: But my mom was beautiful like an orchid and graceful like a wave. I'll never be like her. You think I can do it?
  • Tom Cat: We do together.
  • Pinkie Pie: Let's win this thing. Okey...
  • Tom Cat: Dokey.
  • Pinkie Pie: Hula ideas, take one. Mummies.
  • Tom Cat: (moans) Huh?
  • Pinkie Pie: Amputation. Vampire bats. Recycling. Gossip.
  • Tom Cat: (gasps)
  • Pinkie Pie: Skydive. Ouch. I wonder if Elvis had these problems.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Done. Okay, everyone, family fun night is ready to begin. Everyone? Anyone? Guys, family fun night. Everything's ready. Let's... What's going on?
  • Pinkie Pie: We're increasing the flow of blood to our brains to make us think. We've only got one day and 23 hours...
  • Tom Cat: And 16 minutes.
  • Pinkie Pie: ...to come up with the winning idea, so please leave us alone to think.
  • Tom Cat: Please.
  • Twilight Sparkle: You'll figure it out, and if you ask me, it's a perfect time to take a break.
  • Pinkie Pie and Tom Cat: Pass.
  • Twilight Sparkle: I said, if you ask me, it's...
  • Pinkie Pie: We kinda didn't ask you.
  • Twilight Sparkle: That's it, you two. I've been cooking for hours and finally picked up the house just so we can have quality fun time like Mom used to. You're part of this family, so you are gonna come downstairs and have family fun. Fun, fun, fun!
  • (shrieking)
  • Twilight Sparkle: Is everyone having fun?
  • All: Oh, yeah!
  • Twilight Sparkle: Great.
  • James P. Sullivan: Loads of fun!
  • Twilight Sparkle: I made sci-fi snacks.
  • Tom Cat: Yummy.
  • Twilight Sparkle: We have deep-fried Martian cockroach. Mm. Delicious.
  • Mike Wazowski: I think I'm gonna throw up.
  • James P. Sullivan: Ew. I think someone did.
  • Flash Sentry: Uh, Twilight, what are these?
  • Twilight Sparkle: Alien eyeball dumplings.
  • Mike Wazowski: What kinda sick joke is this?
  • James P. Sullivan: Don't be making her mad. Eat it.
  • Mike Wazowski: It's good.
  • Tom Cat: Cockroach?
  • Pinkie Pie: I'm too upset to eat. I'm hula-less.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Aw, Honey, I'm sure you'll come up with something. Come on. Let's watch the movie.
  • TV: ...are dangerous. They'll destroy everything in their path. The authorities are asking all...
  • Mike Wazowski: It's a bit redundant, don't ya think?
  • James P. Sullivan: Shush. I'm trying to watch movie.
  • Mike Wazowski: Ew.
  • James P. Sullivan: (blubbering, sniffling) It's so beautiful.
  • Flash Sentry: Twilight, I think you did a great job with family night.
  • Mike Wazowski: Psst. I know what your problem is.
  • Flash Sentry: What?
  • Mike Wazowski: I'm sorry to break it to you, but your relationship has fizzled.
  • Flash Sentry: We've been only going out for three weeks.
  • Mike Wazowski: A fizzle is a fizzle. According to this, comfort plus time equals boring.
  • Flash Sentry: I think she's just tired.
  • Mike Wazowski: Tired, or tired of you?
  • James P. Sullivan: Shh.
  • Mike Wazowski: I wanted to dance at your wedding, but...
  • James P. Sullivan: Shh.
  • Mike Wazowski: Fine.
  • (Laughter)
  • (zapping)
  • Tom Cat: (yelps) Hmm? Hmm. Mm-mm. Ow! Huh? What? (yells)
  • Flash Sentry: Ah, Thomas!
  • Pinkie Pie: Oh, Tom!
  • James P. Sullivan: Tom?
  • Tom Cat: (jabbers)
  • James P. Sullivan: Oh, no.
  • Mike Wazowski: Sulley, Sulley, slow down! Where ya going? Include me!
  • James P. Sullivan: Something's wrong with 626.
  • Mike Wazowski: What is it?
  • James P. Sullivan: I don't know.
  • Mike Wazowski: Or won't tell? Ow! My good eye! You don't trust me. Fine. You won't tell me what's going on. I won't tell you something. Ooh, what an interesting secret I have that I won't tell Sulley. Oh, my, it's a juicy one.
  • James P. Sullivan: Quiet, you.
  • Mike Wazowski: Okay, I don't have a secret. But don't shut me out. Let me in. Let me… What's that?
  • James P. Sullivan: Is sample of Tom's fur. Now we shall see.
  • (beeping)
  • James P. Sullivan: No. No. Those idiot police. I hoped this day would never come.
  • Mike Wazowski: What are you talking about? What is wrong with Tom?
  • James P. Sullivan: During his creation, Thomas was never fully charged.
  • (Flashback starts)
  • (Laughter)
  • James P. Sullivan: There is it. (cackling)
  • (cackling continues)
  • James P. Sullivan: (coughs) That's not so easy on the throat. Oh, can it be? Have I done it?
  • Tom Cat: (whimpers)
  • James P. Sullivan: So cute, so fluffy, even.
  • Tom Cat: (sniffs)
  • James P. Sullivan: Where did I go wrong? Ha-ha-ha! What a relief. Your name is 626. Isn't that nice?
  • Tom Cat: (growls)
  • James P. Sullivan: Oh, I know, I know. You want to get out and wreak havoc, but your molecules need to be charged. That's most important part.
  • (bleeping)
  • James P. Sullivan: Meanwhile, I've got a surprise for you. Close your eyes. No peeking. He cheats already.
  • Tom Cat: Aw, jiggiebig.
  • James P. Sullivan: Ta-da!
  • Tom Cat: (mutters)
  • James P. Sullivan: If it's too big, I have it taken in.
  • (banging)
  • James P. Sullivan: Uh-oh.
  • CDA Agent #1: Open up! Intergalactic Police!
  • James P. Sullivan: Is nobody home. Uh, check is in mail. (high-pitched) I'm in the tub.
  • CDA Agent #2: You are under arrest for illegal genetic experimentation.
  • James P. Sullivan: You idiots, you will ruin everything. Oh, no.
  • CDA Agent #2: Yeah. Tell it to the Council. You two, get the evidence.
  • James P. Sullivan: Stop. His molecules aren't fully charged. No, no! No! Oh.
  • Computer: Warning. Warning. Electromagnetic bonding incomplete.
  • James P. Sullivan: No, no, there's no telling what will happen. Let me go. No! What will become of my little monstrosity?
  • (Flashback ends)
  • James P. Sullivan: Now his circuits are going haywire.
  • Mike Wazowski: That's why he was freaking out.
  • James P. Sullivan: He can't control it. If it continues, his circuits will burn themselves out like supernova.
  • Mike Wazowski: Can ya... Can ya fix him?
  • James P. Sullivan: I must, or my little Thomas will shut down... For good.
  • (footsteps)
  • Tom Cat: (gasps)
  • Pinkie Pie: Tom? Tom?
  • Tom Cat: (whimpers)
  • Pinkie Pie: Once there was a boy with big, puffy hair who loved meat loaf a lot. So he put the leftovers in his pillowcase. But that night, a buzzard flew in the window and tried to eat the meat loaf. Trashed the whole house. And do you know who that boy was? Elvis.
  • Tom Cat: Huh?
  • Pinkie Pie: True story.
  • Tom Cat: I think Tom feel better.
  • Pinkie Pie: Even Elvis slipped up sometimes. But he never stopped trying, and neither can we.
  • Pinkie Pie and Tom Cat: Elvis!
  • (Bugle plays reveille)
  • Pinkie Pie: At ease. When Elvis was in the army, he got things done. Here's a map that shows every place Elvis went to in Kauai. Our mission, go to these places, where the King will give us the idea for our hula. To the hovercraft. Thanks to a certain sister of mine, we'll have to walk.
  • (Elvis Presley: Rubberneckin)
  • Stop, look and listen, baby
  • That's my philosophy
  • It's called rubberneckin', baby
  • But that's all right with me
  • Stop, look and listen, baby
  • That's my philosophy
  • It's called rubberneckin', baby
  • But that's all right with me
  • Some people say I'm wasting time
  • They don't really know
  • I like what I see, I see what I like
  • It gives me such a glow
  • Yeah, yeah, yeah
  • First thing in the morning
  • Last thing at night
  • I look, stare everywhere
  • And I see everything in sight
  • Stop, look and listen, baby
  • That's my philosophy
  • It's called rubberneckin', baby
  • But that's all right with me
  • People say I'm wasting time
  • But I don't really care
  • I see what I like, I like what I see
  • It gives me such a glow
  • Yeah, yeah, yeah
  • Stop, look and listen, baby
  • That's my philosophy
  • It's called rubberneckin', baby
  • And that's all right with...
  • Pinkie Pie: This is exact bench where Elvis sat in Blue Hawaii.
  • Tom Cat: Oh, yeah. That's him.
  • Pinkie Pie: I can't believe it. My butt is in the shadow of the butt of Elvis Presley.
  • Tom Cat: Oh. Yes.
  • Pinkie Pie: Okay, Elvis. We're ready to receive a great idea for our hula. (echoing)
  • Heihei: (clucks)
  • Pinkie Pie: That's it. I got it. Elvis is trying to tell us to do a hula about a chicken.
  • Heihei: (squawks)
  • Tom Cat: No, he's not.
  • Pinkie Pie: There's plenty of other places on the map that we can go to. We better hurry. Hey, drop it! Gotcha. (strains) Yes! Whoa.
  • Tom Cat: No.
  • Pinkie Pie: We're sunk.
  • Tom Cat: (crying)
  • Pinkie Pie: I know it's hard to keep the faith sometimes, but if you don't give up on Elvis, Elvis won't give up on you. That song. It's about the Hawaiian goddess Hi'iaka.
  • Hawaiian Drummer: Hey! That's right, Pinkie.
  • Pinkie Pie: That's a great story. Friendship, jealousy, death by molten lava! Do you know what this means?
  • Pinkie Pie and Tom Cat: Thank you, Elvis!
  • Pinkie Pie: We got our hula.
  • (Typing, Computer Bleeps)
  • James P. Sullivan: Stupid supercomputer.
  • Mike Wazowski: I know, Mom, but Sulley and I have been very busy. My mom says hi.
  • James P. Sullivan: Yeah, hi...
  • Mike Wazowski: He's waving. I can't talk about it, Mom. It's top secret. I said I was sorry.
  • James P. Sullivan: That's it. That's it!
  • Mike Wazowski: I have to go, Mom. Talk to you Sunday.
  • James P. Sullivan: I finished plans for new fusion chamber that will recharge Tom.
  • Mike Wazowski: Way to go.
  • James P. Sullivan: But we don't have alien technology to build it.
  • Mike Wazowski: Way to burst a bubble.
  • James P. Sullivan: We'll have to find primitive Earth machinery and just hope it works.
  • Mike Wazowski: No prob. I can get all those parts from the house.
  • (Alarm)
  • James P. Sullivan: Agh! Thomas is having another episode. They're getting worse. Hurry. These parts are crucial to saving Tom's life. Nothing can go wrong.
  • Mike Wazowski: Target sighted. Gotcha. Oh, no, it's you. I mean, hi, Twilight.
  • Twilight Sparkle: What are you doing with the toaster?
  • Mike Wazowski: This? Yeah, interesting question.
  • Twilight Sparkle: What's going on?
  • Mike Wazowski: I was just about to...
  • James P. Sullivan: Mike, we have to hurry to..., Twilight...
  • Mike Wazowski: To make toast.
  • James P. Sullivan: Toast?
  • Mike Wazowski: Making toast. We're making toast.
  • James P. Sullivan: Toast. Who doesn't enjoy nice, crispy piece of toast?
  • Mike Wazowski: Answer, nobody.
  • James P. Sullivan: And there's so many different kinds. Rye, sourdough, pumpernickel.
  • Mike Wazowski: You can put marmalade on it. Tasty toast. You don't know what you're missing, Twilight. Care to try some?
  • Twilight Sparkle: That's okay. I've gotta go to work. Oh, and, boys?
  • James P. Sullivan and Mike Wazowski: Hmm?
  • Twilight Sparkle: Don't play with the toaster. (gasps) Hi, Flash. Gotta run. If you're hungry, we've got toast. Lots of toast.
  • Mike Wazowski: Should I make more?
  • James P. Sullivan: Just get rid of him.
  • Mike Wazowski: But how?
  • James P. Sullivan: You're the Earth expert.
  • Flash Sentry: (sighs)
  • Mike Wazowski: Hmm. Flash, Flash, Flash. Poor, sweet Flash. Trusting, naive Flash.
  • Flash Sentry: Okay, maybe I do need help.
  • Mike Wazowski: You're in good hands.
  • Twilight Sparkle: For 29.95, you can have the kayak all day long. But, of course...
  • Mike Wazowski: Look at her. Tsk. Tsk. Doesn't even know you're here.
  • Flash Sentry: Maybe because we're hiding.
  • Mike Wazowski: Oh, I'm sorry. Is my relationship dying? No.
  • Flash Sentry: Okay, okay. What you think I should do?
  • Mike Wazowski: Well, it's obvious she's taking you for granted. But she won't if she sees another woman interested.
  • Flash Sentry: What other woman?
  • Mike Wazowski: Whoo-hoo!
  • Cubby: Yeah!
  • Twilight Sparkle: Have fun.
  • Mike Wazowski: Oh, my, you're so fascinating and tan. Whoa! I'm so clumsy.
  • Twilight Sparkle: You've gotta be kidding me.
  • Flash Sentry: I don't think...
  • Mike Wazowski: It's working. She's coming over.
  • Flash Sentry: Hey, Twilight.
  • Mike Wazowski: No waving. Be cool. Is that a deltoid or a rhomboid? (giggling)
  • Twilight Sparkle: Okay. Hey, Flash, I'm off at 5:00. Wanna get some dinner?
  • Flash Sentry: Great.
  • Mike Wazowski: He has plans.
  • Twilight Sparkle: He does?
  • Mike Wazowski: With me. I'm the new girl on the island.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Let me get this straight. You came here and interrupted me to tell me you have pretend plans with Mike?
  • Mike Wazowski: I, uh, don't know what you're talking about. My name is Inga. I'm a foreign exchange student. Are you jealous?
  • Twilight Sparkle: Mmm... No.
  • Mike Wazowski: Well, you blew it.
  • Tom Cat: Aha!
  • Pinkie Pie and Tom Cat: (laughing)
  • Pinkie Pie: This is how the story goes, Tom. Once, there was a beautiful goddess named Hi'iaka and a handsome mortal named Lohi'au. They were as close as two people could be. Oops! But one day, Pele, the volcano goddess, grew jealous of their friendship. So she took Lohi'au and threw him into a volcano filled with molten lava.
  • Tom Cat: (screaming)
  • Twilight Sparkle: Oh… Thomas!
  • Tom Cat: My bad.
  • Pinkie Pie: Hi'iaka discovered his body in a cavern by a sea cliff, and she stayed with him, praying to the gods to bring Lohi'au's spirit back. And it worked. Her love brought him back to life, proving that love is more powerful than death.
  • Man: I will love you always
  • Pinkie Pie: We are ready for rehearsal.
  • Corny Collins: Okay, girls, this is your last rehearsal before tomorrow's competition.
  • Pinkie Pie: What if I forget the moves and Sunset laughs at me? And I get mad and pound her? You gotta help me, Tom. I need you.
  • Tom Cat: We do together.
  • Pinkie Pie: Our hula is about an ancient friendship that proves love is more powerful than death.
  • Sunset Shimmer: Oh, brother.
  • Pinkie Pie: The great goddess Hi'iaka... That's me! And the brave and handsome mortal Lohi'au. That's Tom. I said, the handsome mortal Lohi'au! Oh, handsome mortal!
  • Sunset Shimmer: Stink-o-rama.
  • Pinkie Pie: Tom, get out here.
  • (rumbling)
  • Tom Cat: (growls)
  • Pinkie Pie: What are you doing?
  • Girls: (laughing)
  • Pinkie Pie: Cut it out. That's not what we practiced. Tom! No! Stop it!
  • Sunset Shimmer: He's crazy!
  • Girls: (screaming)
  • Corny Collins: Girls, girls, get behind me. Pinkie, get control of your cat. Nice kitty... Pinkie! Pinkie! (screams) Pinkie, you will not be allowed to rehearse at this halau again.
  • Tom Cat: Pinkie, I... I...
  • Twilight Sparkle: Come on. It couldn't have been that bad.
  • Pinkie Pie: It was.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Mahalo. Have a good one.
  • Pinkie Pie: You're not listening to me.
  • Twilight Sparkle: I'm listening. I have to work.
  • Pinkie Pie: My hula career is falling to pieces, and you're worried about stinking work?
  • Twilight Sparkle: Thomas needs you to be patient with him.
  • Pinkie Pie: He did it on purpose.
  • Twilight Sparkle: You don't mean that.
  • Pinkie Pie: You should have seen the way he was acting.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Aren't you being overdramatic?
  • Pinkie Pie: His goodness level is at rock bottom.
  • (Elvis Presley: I Need Your Love Tonight)
  • (tires screeching)
  • Oh, oh, I love you so
  • Uh, uh, I can't let you go
  • Ooh, ooh, don't tell me no
  • I need your love tonight
  • Oh, gee, the way you kiss
  • Sweedee, too good to miss
  • Wowee, I want more of this
  • I need your love tonight
  • I've been waiting just for tonight
  • To do some lovin' and hold you tight
  • Don't tell me, baby, you gotta go
  • I got the hi-fi high
  • and the lights down low
  • Hey, now, hear what I say
  • Oh, wow, you better stay
  • Pow, pow, don't run away
  • I need your love tonight
  • (Whistling)
  • I need your love tonight
  • Oh, oh, I love you so
  • Uh, uh, I can't let you go
  • Ooh, ooh, don't tell me no
  • I need your love tonight
  • Oh, gee, the way you kiss
  • Sweedee, too good to miss
  • Wowee, I want more of this
  • I need your love tonight
  • Tom Cat: (hums I Need Your Love Tonight) Oh, yeah.
  • Pinkie Pie: The great goddess Hi'iaka... That's me. And the brave mortal Lohi'au... Whoa. That's also me. Whoa. Were best friends.
  • Tom Cat: Pinkie, look.
  • Pinkie Pie: Their friendship proved...
  • Tom Cat: I'm good now. No more badness. Oh, sorry.
  • Pinkie Pie: (sighs) The great goddess Hi'iaka...
  • Tom Cat: Tom good.
  • Pinkie Pie: Thomas, just get outta here. Fuzzball.
  • Tom Cat: (Hisses) No, you out.
  • Pinkie Pie: No, you.
  • Tom Cat: You!
  • Pinkie Pie: You!
  • Tom Cat: You!
  • Pinkie Pie: You!
  • Tom Cat: You!
  • Pinkie Pie: Fine! I will.
  • Tom Cat: No, Tom will.
  • Pinkie Pie: I will first. I'm leaving first! I am.
  • Tom Cat: No! Tom first!
  • Twilight Sparkle: Who took my hair... Who took my hair dryer?
  • Pinkie Pie: Get back here. You'll be sorry. Open this door, trog.
  • Tom Cat: Who's there?
  • Twilight Sparkle: Thomas. Open the door.
  • Tom Cat: Okay.
  • Twilight Sparkle: What is up with you two?
  • Flash Sentry: Twilight, it's me.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Neither of you move.
  • Pinkie Pie and Tom Cat: (growling)
  • Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Flash, I'm glad you're here... Flash?
  • Flash Sentry: Twilight, you're not the only fish in the sea.
  • Mike Wazowski: Tell her you have...
  • Flash Sentry: Because I have a lot of... uh...
  • Mike Wazowski: Tell her your options.
  • Flash Sentry: Options?
  • Twilight Sparkle: Options. Oh, really?
  • Mike Wazowski: Olé! (hums tunelessly) Are you jealous?
  • Twilight Sparkle: Ai-ya.
  • Tom Cat: She's touching me.
  • Pinkie Pie: I'm not touching you.
  • Tom Cat: You're touching me!
  • Pinkie Pie: Not touching.
  • Tom Cat: Touching me!
  • Pinkie Pie: It's free air. Ew!
  • Twilight Sparkle: Would you cut it out? This is crazy. You guys are family. Ohana... Ow! Why are you fighting?
  • Pinkie Pie: Because he ruins everything.
  • Tom Cat: Not my fault.
  • Pinkie Pie: Then whose fault is it? You're dead meat.
  • Tom Cat: Whoa!
  • Twilight Sparkle: That is it! Go to your room and make up like loving friends!
  • Pinkie Pie: You're gross.
  • Tom Cat: Stupid head.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Keep walking.
  • Tom Cat: (mutters) Tom sorry.
  • Pinkie Pie: We said we were gonna be good. I needed you, Thomas.
  • Tom Cat: Tom good again.
  • Pinkie Pie: If you promise to be good, I'll give you one more chance. But I want you to promise.
  • Tom Cat: Oh, yeah. (alien language)
  • Pinkie Pie: You get the costumes, and I'll get the record player.
  • Tom Cat: Tom good. Good, good, good, good, good. Tom good... (whimpers, growls)
  • (fizzing)
  • Pinkie Pie: We are ready. Tom.
  • Tom Cat: Pinkie.
  • Pinkie Pie: Everything's ruined.
  • Tom Cat: I... I sorry.
  • Pinkie Pie: I don't know why I ever believed you.
  • Tom Cat: Something wrong with Thomas.
  • Pinkie Pie: I know what's wrong with you. You're bad, and you'll always be bad.
  • James P. Sullivan: Three. Two. One. Ta-da! There it is, Mike. The fusion chamber, the only thing that can save Thomas.
  • Mike Wazowski: It's amazing!
  • James P. Sullivan: Just another work of genius.
  • Mike Wazowski: Oh, oh, can I switch it on? Please, please?
  • James P. Sullivan: Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. That is extremely delicate machine. It takes superior mind.
  • (Humming)
  • James P. Sullivan: Heh, thanks to me, crisis is over. Oh!
  • Mike Wazowski: Sulley? Sulley? What happened?
  • (Metal Scraping)
  • James P. Sullivan: That's it, Mike. It's over. I can't build a new fusion chamber.
  • Mike Wazowski: Sure you can, like you built the first one.
  • James P. Sullivan: I didn't build first one. I ordered it from catalogue.
  • Mike Wazowski: A catalogue?
  • James P. Sullivan: And now there is no hope for my little creation. Sullivan has failed family.
  • Mike Wazowski: So you didn't build the first fusion chamber. So what? You still built Tom, didn't ya? Well, didn't ya?
  • James P. Sullivan: Yes.
  • Mike Wazowski: And you're still an evil genius. Admit it.
  • James P. Sullivan: No, I... I don't like to brag.
  • Mike Wazowski: Well, see, that's why you're the only one who can do it.
  • (Computer Bleeps)
  • James P. Sullivan: Mike, my wrench!
  • Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie? Hey, Pinkie Pie.
  • Pinkie Pie: I'm not doing the hula with him. So don't try to make me.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Okay, okay.
  • Pinkie Pie: He's ruining my chance of winning.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, baby, it's just a contest.
  • Pinkie Pie: No, it's not. Now get off my bed.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Not until we talk about this.
  • Pinkie Pie: You're no help! I wish Mom were here.
  • Twilight Sparkle: I'm doing the best I can.
  • Pinkie Pie: Well, it's not good enough.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Don't you think I know that?
  • Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle: Oh...
  • Twilight Sparkle: Hey. Remember how she would always make up those funny constellations?
  • Pinkie Pie: Like Swiss Cheese Man?
  • Twilight Sparkle: Where is the Stinky Bag of Garbage again?
  • Pinkie Pie: Near the Sour Milky Way.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Right, near the Old Lady...
  • Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle: With the Chihuahua on her Head. (laughing)
  • Pinkie Pie: I have to win the contest, just like Mom did. If I win, she'll know I'm good, and she'll be proud of me.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Oh, baby. You don't have to win anything for Mom to be proud of you.
  • Pinkie Pie: How do you know?
  • Twilight Sparkle: Because I know everything. Okay, I don't know everything, but I think Mom would be proud of you just for being you.
  • Pinkie Pie: You, too.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Thanks, Pinkie.
  • Tom Cat: (whimpers) Tom good. Tom good now.
  • (Elvis With JXL: A Little Less Conversation)
  • (loud gulping)
  • (belching)
  • A little less conversation a little more action, please
  • All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
  • A little more bite and a little less bark
  • A little less fight and a little more spark
  • Close your mouth and open up your heart and, baby, satisfy me
  • Satisfy me, baby
  • McKenna Nicole: Do you think Pinkie will show up?
  • Sunset Shimmer: After that rehearsal? She wouldn't dare.
  • Come on, come on
  • Come on, come on
  • Don't procrastinate, don't articulate
  • Girl, it's getting late gettin' upset waitin' around
  • A little less conversation a little more action, please
  • A little more bite and a little less bark
  • A little less fight and a little more spark
  • Close your mouth and open up your heart and, baby, satisfy me
  • Satisfy me
  • Satisfy me
  • Corny Collins: I just wanted to say I am very proud of all your hard work. If it were up to me, you would all win first place.
  • Sunset Shimmer: He's just saying that so the losers don't feel bad.
  • Flash Sentry: Hi, Twilight. Uh, yeah. Okay.
  • (Trumpeting)
  • Corny Collins: Welcome to our annual May Day Festival, where one of our little girls will be chosen alaka'i. First up is Brittany Biskit, doing the dance of the pineapple.
  • (Applause)
  • James P. Sullivan: (Straining) Ah, that should do it. What if it doesn't work?
  • Mike Wazowski: It will.
  • Corny Collins: Ooh, maika'i, Brittany. Next up is Sunset Shimmer.
  • Sunset Shimmer: It's a gift certificate to my daddy's store. Hit it. Legend tells of a man named Karl who dreamt of offering authentic Hawaiian collectibles at an affordable price. Like this costume in seven natural colors, and these genuine faux pearls, each a jewel of the Pacific. The best things in life are marked down for clearance this weekend at Karl's.
  • Corny Collins: Sunset, what can I say?
  • Sunset Shimmer: Thank you. It's in the bag.
  • Twilight Sparkle: If Sulley and Mike don't get here soon, they're gonna miss Pinkie Pie.
  • James P. Sullivan: No.
  • Mike Wazowski: What's happening?
  • James P. Sullivan: His circuits are about to blow. We have to get him in the fusion chamber now!
  • Mike Wazowski: Shouldn't we test it?
  • James P. Sullivan: There isn't time.
  • Corny Collins: Next we have Pinkie Pie, who's doing her hula about an ancient friendship.
  • Pinkie Pie: This is it.
  • Tom Cat: You'll be great.
  • Pinkie Pie: Tom?
  • Tom Cat: I just want to say I...
  • Pinkie Pie: I can't talk now. I have to go on.
  • Tom Cat: I know, I... Oh, no, badness coming on.
  • Pinkie Pie: What?
  • Tom Cat: I... I have to...
  • Pinkie Pie: Are you okay? Tom!
  • Tom Cat: No.
  • Pinkie Pie: Tom?
  • Tom Cat: No, Pinkie. Too dangerous.
  • Pinkie Pie: Tom?
  • Corny Collins: Pinkie, it's your turn. Everybody's waiting.
  • Pinkie Pie: My hula is about an ancient friendship that proves love is more powerful than death.
  • (Singing In Hawaiian)
  • Hawaiian Singers: I will love you, I will love you
  • Pinkie Pie: I'm sorry, Mom. Tom! Come back! Have you seen Thomas?
  • James P. Sullivan: We thought he was with you.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, baby, what happened?
  • Pinkie Pie: Something's wrong with Thomas.
  • James P. Sullivan: He's malfunctioning. And if we don't find him soon...
  • Pinkie Pie: Tom!
  • Twilight Sparkle: Tom?
  • Mike Wazowski: Oh, Thomas! Where are you?
  • James P. Sullivan: Tom.
  • Flash Sentry: You there, brudda, brudda?
  • Pinkie Pie: Tom! No!
  • Twilight Sparkle: Hey, we'll find him.
  • Flash Sentry: We looked everywhere.
  • James P. Sullivan: He only has few minutes left.
  • Twilight Sparkle: The ship.
  • James P. Sullivan: The fusion chamber.
  • Pinkie Pie: Thomas! Tom. We have to stop him.
  • (Car Horn Beeps)
  • Mike Wazowski: Whoo! I think I should drive.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Two eyes. My car. I'm driving.
  • James P. Sullivan: At the rate he is going, he's soon to be accelerating into stratosphere. If only we had way to communicate with him.
  • Mike Wazowski: Tom has taken off in the ship, and we have no way to contact him. Poor Sulley. He's worked so hard.
  • James P. Sullivan: Give me that! Yes, yes... Yes, Mother Mike. He'll call you back.
  • Board Computer: Hello. Thanks for using the Uninhabited Planet Index, your guide to the galaxy's most isolated and lonely locations. If your selection is Planet Z-13, engage hyper-drive.
  • Pinkie Pie: Thomas! Can you hear me? I need you. Please come back.
  • Tom Cat: Tom can never come back.
  • James P. Sullivan: He's lost control of ship.
  • Twilight Sparkle: What?
  • Mike Wazowski: What do we do now?
  • Twilight Sparkle: It was my best hiding place.
  • James P. Sullivan: Get him into fusion chamber before his energy runs out. Is only chance!
  • Pinkie Pie: No. Tom? (groaning) Thomas!
  • Tom Cat: No, Pinkie. Too dangerous.
  • Pinkie Pie: You're not dangerous. We have to get you into Sulley’s machine.
  • Flash Sentry: No worry. I've got you, Twilight.
  • Pinkie Pie: Tom, you're gonna be okay now. Please be okay.
  • Tom Cat: Tom sorry.
  • Pinkie Pie: Thomas?
  • James P. Sullivan: Hurry, before... Oh! No!
  • Pinkie Pie: Sulley. Sulley, it's not working.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Oh, no.
  • James P. Sullivan: We're too late.
  • Pinkie Pie: No!
  • James P. Sullivan: Pinkie, wait. There's nothing you can do. He's gone.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Oh, honey, come here.
  • Pinkie Pie: No! Tom. I'm so sorry. I kept saying how I needed you. But you needed me more. You're my ohana, Tom. And I'll always love you.
  • (Woman Singing In Hawaiian)
  • I will love you
  • (Singing Continues in Hawaiian)
  • I will love you
  • Tom Cat: Tom not bad. Tom fluffy.
  • Pinkie Pie: Tom!
  • Mike Wazowski: But how is it possible?
  • James P. Sullivan: It's not.
  • Tom Cat: Tom okay now?
  • Pinkie Pie: No more nightmares.
  • Twilight Sparkle: Tom!
  • James P. Sullivan: You look fluffier than ever.
  • Mike Wazowski: Come here, you. Group hug!
  • Pinkie Pie: So Hi'iaka and Lohi'au were reunited and are together to this day. Kui ka laima!
  • All: Hoo kee ma!
  • (Man Singing In Hawaiian)
  • Flash Sentry: Twilight!
  • I will love you
  • I will love you always
  • When it's hard to stand
  • Oh, you can take my hand
  • And I will love you
  • I will love you always
  • I will love you
  • I will love you always
  • Twilight Sparkle: Mom would be so proud of you.
  • I will love you
  • I will love you always
  • (The End)
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