Cast[]
- SpongeBob SquarePants- RescueSleeve YellowVest (Peep and The Big Wide World)
- Patrick Star - Eric Cartman (South Park)
- Squidward Tentacles - Hank (Finding Dory)
- Mr. Krabs - Cap'N Yabby (aka Brokenclaw the Persian Red Yabby) (GoAnimate Gladson and Sucy Show)
- Narrator- Isaac Helton
- Gary- Peep (Peep and The Big Wide World)
- Anchovies: Seagulls (Finding Nemo/Fiinding Dory)
- Sub-Diver- Diver (Finding Nemo)
Transcript[]
- French Narrator: Ah, the sea... so fascinating. So wonderful. Here, we see Grasslands, teeming with life. [Shows from left to right Eric's, Hank's, and RescueSleeve's houses. Zooms in on RescueSleeve's house.] Home to one of my favorite creatures, RescueSleeve YellowVest. Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple, you silly. [Scene cuts to the house's bedroom. A Yellow Chicken is seen sleeping near a pile of newspapers on the floor, a scallop is seen in a birdcage, and a young, optimistic yellow vest is seen sleeping in his bed, snoring as his foghorn alarm clock ticks. RescueSleeve's alarm then sounds. He wakes, but is unaffected by the annoying sound, and with a smile on his face, turns it off. He climbs from his bed to a ladder, leading to his diving board.]
- RescueSleeve YellowVest: Today's the big day, Peep!
- Bradley: Peep!
- RescueSleeve: [jumps on the diving board] Look at me, I'm... [jumps up, and leaves his underwear behind] ...naked! [Lands inside pants, walks over to exercise room. His head pops out of the top of his pants.] Gotta be in top physical condition for today, Bradley.
- Peep: Peep.
- RescueSleeve: I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!
- Eric: Go, RescueSleeve! [Eric falls] Whoa! [crash sound effect]
- RescueSleeve: [runs down the street to the Krusty Yabby] There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating: The Krusty Yabby, home of the Krabby Yabby... with a Help Wanted sign in the window! For years I've been dreaming of this moment. I'm gonna go in there, march straight to the manager, look 'im straight in the eye [breaks the fourth wall and looks the audience in the eye], lay it on the line and... I can't do this! [He starts to run home, but Patrick stops him.] Uh, Eric!
- Eric: Where do you think you're going?
- RescueSleeve: I was just...
- Eric: No you're not. You're going to the Krusty Yabby and get that job.
- RescueSleeve: I can't, don't you see? I'm not good enough.
- Eric Whose first words were "May I take your order"?
- RescueSleeve: Mine were.
- Eric: Who made a spatula out of toothpicks in wood shop?
- RescueSleeve: I did.
- Eric: [grimaces and contorts twice while trying to come up with a good third line] Who's a, uh, who's uhh, oh! Who's the big yellow cube with holes?
- RescueSleeve: I am!
- Eric: Who's ready?
- RescueSleeve: I'm ready!
- Eric: Who's ready?
- RescueSleeve: I'm ready!
- Eric: Who's ready?
- RescueSleeve: I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! [runs toward the Krusty Yabby. An octopus is seen cleaning graffiti on the restaurant's windows.]
- Hank: [cleaning graffiti of himself with the word "loser," sees SpongeBob, and sighs] Oh no, RescueSleeve. What could he possibly want?
- RescueSleeve: [in background, at first while Squidward was talking] I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! Go, RescueSleeve, RescueSleeve Go, self! [Hank looks at the Help Wanted sign, screams, and runs inside.]
- Hank: [While SpongeBob says, "I'm ready," one more time in the background] Cap'N Yabby [cuts to the ordering window, where a greedy crab is seen happily sniffing a handful of money. Hank runs up to him.] Cap'N Yabby, before it's too late, I gotta tell you- [interrupted by RescueSleeve]
- RescueSleeve: Permission to come aboard, captain. [deep voice] I've been training my whole life for the day I could join the Krusty Krew [normal voice] and now I'm ready. [RescueSleeve trips on a nail stuck in the floorboard. Sherif Shrimp and Hank look at each other. His fall causes him to bounce against the ceiling. RescueSleeve shouts and blurts incomprehensibly while his bounces and ricochets around the building accelerate. He then rolls to a stop at the feet of Hank and Cap'N Yabby.] So, uh, when do I start?
- Cap'N Yabby: Well, lad, it looks like you don't even have your sea legs.
- RescueSleeve: Cap'N Yabby, please. I'll prove I'm fry cook material. Ask Hank, he'll vouch for me. [RescueSleeve and Hank quickly walk away from RescueSleeve]
- Hank: [deep breath] No. Cap'N Yabby winks. They head back to RescueSleeve, who looks completely puzzled at what he's hearing]
- Cap'N Yabby: Well, lad, we'll give you a test, and if you pass, you'll be on the Krusty Krew. Go out and fetch me... [RescueSleeve takes out a notepad] a, uh, hydrodynamic spatula... [RescueSleeve quickly jots down what he says] with, um, port-and-starboard-attachments, [more scribbling] and, uh... turbo drive. [more scribbling] And don't come back ‘til you get one. [puts a Krusty Yabby crew hat on RescueSleeve head. ResuceSleeve sees how he looks in a mirror, there are sparkles on his hat, and he has a huge, satisfied smile]
- RescueSleeve: [saluting Cap'N Yabby] Aye aye, captain! [reading] One hydrodynamic spatula, with port-and-starboard attachments, turbo drive, coming right up, sir!
- Cap'N Yabby: Carry on! [RescueSleeve leaves] We'll never see that lubber again.
- Hank: You're terrible. A hydro-what? [he and Cap'N Yabby laugh. While Hank laughs, his nose moves distinctly while he inhales and exhales. Cap'N Yabby laugh sounds like a pirate. As they laugh, String Ted is shown leaving the Krusty Yabby. As RescueSleeve fades out of sight, five buses drive toward the Krusty Yabby from the opposite direction.]
- Diver: Hey! Hey! Please! Passengers are to stay seated and not put their fins out the window! [the buses surround the Krusty Yabby and the doors open and Cap'N Yabby stops laughing.]
- Cap'N Yabby: [gasps] That sounded like hatch doors! [sniffs repeatedly] Do you smell it? That smell... A kind of smelly smell... A smelly smell that smells... smelly... [his eyes widen] Seagulls.
- Hank: What?
- Cap'N Yabby: Seagulls!! [the seagulls get out of the buses and rush inside the Krusty Yabby, crowding, repeating the word "meep" over and over again]
- Hank: Please, please, quiet! [the seagulls stop talking] Is this any way to behave, hmm?
- Seagull: Mine.
- Hank: Could we show a little decency and form a neat, single file line in front of the register? [The Seagulls stare for a moment, then pick up the boat, as their cries of "mine!" become more intense. Cut to Barg'N-Mart as RescueSleeve enters.]
- RescueSleeve: [singing to himself] ♪ Barg'N-Mart, meeting all of your spatula needs. ♪ [cuts back to the Krusty Yabby. Hank and Cap'N Yabby are still in the boat register, and being tossed around like a ship in a storm.]
- Cap'N Yabby: All hands on deck! Get your anchors out of your pants!
- Hank: One single file line was all I asked!
- Cap'N Yabby Whoa! [he and Hank are thrown up in the air] Batten down the hatches, Hank! [they get thrown back up again; the boat is in splinters] We're taking on water, Mr. Hank! [they get thrown back up again, with Shrimp clutching Hank] I want my mommy, Mr. Hank! [cuts to Barg'N-Mart]
- RescueSleeve: [singing] ♪ Do do do do do do, spatula, spatula, port-and-starboard attachments. ♪ [cuts back to the Krusty Yabby]
- Hank: Help!
- Cap'N Yabby: Man overboard! Climb, Hank! Climb! [They climb the mast, while the anchovies try to get them down. The anchovies then form a big wave.]
- Gangreen Gangs: Meep! Meep!
- Cap'N Yabby: This is the end! Goodbye, Mr. Hank!
- Hank: Oh, Cap'N Yabby! [They cry, then RescueSleeve comes in with red lights flashing and flying with the spatula, singing a heroic tune]
- RescueSleeve: Permission to come aboard captain! Da da da da da da da! Da da da da da da da da da da! Did someone order a spatula?
- Hank and Cap'N Yabby: [stuttering in shock at RescueSleeve getting the hydrodynamic spatula]
- RescueSleeve: That's right! One hydrodynamic spatula with [two spatulas pop out on the sides of the previous one] port-and-starboard attachments! And let's not forget the turbo drive! [the two extending spatulas twirl around and smack Hank and Cap'N Yabby in the face] Would you believe they only had one in stock? To the kitchen! [to the gangreen gangs] Who's hungry?! [Tiny Tim's "Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight" plays while RescueSleeve serves up Yabby Patty after Yabby Patty. Numerous Yabby Patties are launched through the order window to the hungry seagulls. Eventually, all of the seagulls are served and they leave on the buses. RescueSleeve blows the spatula. Cuts to later.]
- Cap'N Yabby: That was the finest fast-foodsmanship I've ever seen, Mr. YellowVest. Welcome aboard. [gives RescueSleeve a name tag]
- Hank: B-but, but, Cap'N Yabby...
- Cap'N Yabby: Three cheers for RescueSleeve! Hip-hip!
- Hank: [weakly] Hooray, Cap'N—
- Cap'N Yabby: Hip-hip!
- Hank: [quickly] Hooray.
- Cap'N Yabby: Hip-hip!
- Hank: [quickly] Hooray. Cap'N Yabby—
- Cap'N Yabby I'll be in my quarters, counting up the booty. [wheels a wheelbarrow piled with an enormous stack of cash to his office., Eric enters]
- Eric: Good morning, Krusty Krew!
- Hank: What would you like to order, Eric?
- Eric: One Yabby Patty, please. [The instrumental to "Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight" starts playing. RescueSleeve flies back to the kitchen, using his spatula, and a score of Yabby Patties is immediately fired through the servery, which collide with Eric and send him flying out of the Krusty Yabby. Cuts to Krusty Yabby exterior; crashing noises.]
- Eric: [screams]
- Hank: Cap'N Yabby, Cap'N Yabby[singsong] Cap'N Yabby, come see your new employee...!!!