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Cast:

  • Riley Andersen
  • Bill Andersen
  • Toaster
  • Blanky
  • Radio
  • Lampy
  • Kirby
  • Evil Clown (policeman)

Transcript

  • Riley Andersen: Wow! You got my Exile from Sega Genesis! You want it?!
  • Bill Andersen: No, Riley. You got Sega Genesis at home. It is time for your screaming and crying!
  • Riley Andersen: OK! (takes a deep breath, and screams) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
  • Bill Andersen: (enraged) RIIIIIIILLLEEEEEEY!! YOU JERK, YOU JUST SCREAMING WITH ME!
  • Riley Andersen: I WANT THAT THING!
  • Bill Andersen: If your screaming one more chance, I'll pick you up and throw in your room, OK?!
  • (The next day...)
  • Riley Andersen: Oh, my Lord! This is NHLPA Hockey '93 on the Super Nintendo!
  • Bill Andersen: No, Riley. You got SNES at home.
  • Riley Andersen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANT IT NOW!
  • Bill Andersen: WON'T YOU...! (punches Riley very painfully)
  • Riley Andersen: OWWWW! MY COCCYX!
  • Bill Andersen: STOP SCREAMING AT ME! AND IF WE KEEP THIS UP, I'M GONNA TO SPANKING! BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND!
  • Riley Andersen: OH MAN! NOT THE SPANKING!
  • Narrator: Then Bill ran away from the people, until the police officers arrived.
  • Blanky: What's this, is that you, Riley?!
  • Toaster: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, YOUNG LADY!
  • Riley: Dad, can't drag for your video store!
  • Kirby: YOU GOT TO THE REMAIN SLIENT!
  • Riley: I AM NOT BE SLIENT!
  • Lampy: No way, ho-say!! We will wrap you in toilet paper!
  • Riley: Hey! (muffled in toilet paper)
  • Radio: Come on, guys. It's time for falls into the cliff!
  • Narrator: At the same time was beautiful day in the dodgeball.
  • Lampy: Listen, Riley. If you fall off the cliff, you'll be punished for 151 days! Right?
  • Riley: Got it.
  • Radio and Lampy: CHARGE!
  • Kirby: Look out, Riley!
  • Riley: OH NO! (runs off) NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! (falls into the cliff) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (she lands into the ground and defeated)
  • Narrator: A loud scream escaped from Riley, she fell towards the gumball, and the scream faintly disappeared. As Riley fell on the gumball, tons and tons and TONS of gum flew EEEEEEEEVERYWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! And the noise stopped, then Riley got defeated, and her hair turned black, and she turned herself into a skeleton.
  • Radio, Lampy, Blanky, Kirby and Toaster: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! WE DEFEATED RILEY! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
  • Blanky: That was a close one.
  • Kirby: Come on, guys. Now it's time for me to celebrate the party!
  • Riley Andersen: Aw, my stomach hurts so badly-- (sees you Evil Clown) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
  • Evil Clown: (laughing) Hey! You there! I thought it told you, Riley and falls into the cliff. Because you are disobeyed for your instructions. I'm going to jail for the police station, and gives you a handcuff.
  • Riley Andersen: Help! My handcuff!
  • (at the police station)
  • Evil Clown: This is your jailroom in 151 days!
  • Riley Andersen: NO! 151 DAYS!
  • Evil Clown: YES! 151 DAYS! Good bye, so long never!
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