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John's Pokémon Lecture is a segment featured after registered Pokémon to the Pokédex.

Generally, the lecture will start with John using the reels of a slot machine to show the silhouette of a Pokémon. The display on his computer will switch to show the image of the Pokémon, surrounded by some general information. He will then show some clips of the Pokémon in the anime as he discusses it. After this, he will show a live example of the Pokémon in his laboratory. Frequently, he will (unintentionally) do something to upset the Pokémon which responds by attacking or hurt him shortly after. The lecture sometimes closes with John reciting a Pokémon poem.

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Pokémon List:

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Pichu
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Pikachu
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Raichu
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Raichu runs wild to show off its speed and bumps into John. A Raichu is like a little mouth that's electric. If you see a Raichu, it's time to get hectic.
Eevee
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Eevee evolves into a kind of Pokemon. When an Eevee is ready to evolve, there's a problem that you must solve.
Vaporeon
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Jolteon
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3 times for Jolteon is aware, that electricity is right over there.
Flareon
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Espeon
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Umbreon
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Leafeon
Glaceon
Sylveon
Meowth
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If you see a Meowth nearby, don't get scratched. I'm not that guy.
Persian
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Persian is a language to speak, but this is a cat with no peek.
Dedenne
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Chespin
Quilladin
Chesnaught
Fennekin
Braixen
Delphox
Froakie
Frogadier
Greninja
Pidgey
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Pidgey is a bird who can fly, but it catches food, so don't ask why.
Pidgeotto
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Pidgeotto makes a big Gust attack, and can sometimes fly on back.
Pidgeot
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Fletchling
Fletchinder
Talonflame
Hoothoot
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Noctowl
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Taillow
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Swellow
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Spearow
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Fearow
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The Fearow flies too close to the Slot Machine. Fearow is too fast to stalk prey, but don't let it beat you almost every day.
Natu
Xatu
Mareep
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Flaaffy
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Ampharos
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Shinx
Luxio
Luxray
Electrike
Manectric
Shroomish
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Breloom
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Exeggcute
Exeggutor John gets trampled over by Exeggutor. A beautiful thing is to know, that Exeggutor can trample so don't you go.
Hoppip
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Skiploom
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Jumpluff
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Tangela
Tangrowth
Wingull
Pelipper
Psyduck A Psyduck is a sly bird, but having a headache is what I've heard.
Golduck Golduck are very strong and sweet, but don't let the red ball get on your feet.
Buizel
Floatzel
Slowpoke
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A Slowpoke is that dumb, but timing the watch is more fun.
Slowbro
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Slowking
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Azurill
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Marill
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Azumarill
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Wooper
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Quagsire
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Poliwag
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John watches Poliwag wag its tail. Poliwag is very nice and cool, and make sure it stays in the pool.
Poliwhirl
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Poliwrath
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Poliwrath is very punchy and fast, and you have to train it at last.
Politoed
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Staryu
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Starmie
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Shellder
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Shellder is to see for you maybe, but don't let the Clamp move be like a baby.
Cloyster
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Goldeen The Goldeen jump out of the tank and bounce away. A Goldeen is strong and nice, but swimming is one more than twice.
Seaking
Corsola
Luvdisc
Alomomola
Cleffa
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Clefairy
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Clefable
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Igglybuff
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Jigglypuff
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Jigglypuff can sing a quiet song. So don't take a chance or sing along.
Wigglytuff
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Wigglytuff blows up like a balloon, but it won't pop and it won't be soon.
Poochyena
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Mightyena
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Snubbull
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Granbull
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Zorua
Zoroark
Teddiursa
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Ursaring
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Pancham
Pangoro
Lickitung Lickitung licks John's face. Lickitung likes to lick people with a slime, so keep away and take your time.
Lickilicky
Rattata Rattata are very fond of cheese, so feed one a day if you please.
Raticate A Raticate is not something you should talk, but it can help you when you walk.
Patrat
Watchog
Sentret
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Furret
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Buneary
Lopunny
Bunnelby
Diggersby
Tauros
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John gets trampled by the stampede of Tauros Tauros is known for its special Take Down. And knowing what you know, it's not letting me frown.
Miltank
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Girafarig
Skitty
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Delcatty
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Purrloin
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Liepard
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Emolga
Togepi
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Togetic
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Togekiss
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Happiny
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Chansey
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A Chansey has its own way to make Pokemon get better every day.
Blissey
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Smeargle
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Aipom
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Ambipom
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Chatot
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Spinda
Kecleon
Caterpie
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Find a nicer place to be, something much safer than a Caterpie.
Metapod
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Metapod are hard as a shell, and super strong, I can tell.
Butterfree
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Free-- Free-- Butterfree flies like for you and me.
Weedle
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If Weedle try to find some food, make sure you keep it in a good mood.
Kakuna
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Beedrill
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A Beedrill can sting like a bee, but flowers is good for you and me.
Scatterbug
Spewpa
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Vivillon
Ledyba
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Ledian
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Spinarak
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Ariados
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Paras A Paras is very fine, and cures the sick making it divine.
Parasect
Venonat Venonat blinks its eyes summoning Tauros Don't look at the worst part of all, or Venonat will blink its eyes for a ball.
Venomoth
Combee
Vespiquen
Scyther
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Scizor
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Pinsir
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Heracross
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Volbeat
Illumise
Yanma
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Yanmega
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Skorupi
Drapion
Magikarp
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The level 100 Magikarp uses its psychic powers to cause a cracked hole in the ceiling. A Magikarp is best known for Splash, and attacking its opponents is a one yard dash.
Gyarados
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Wailmer
Wailord
Binacle
Barbaracle
Clamperl
Huntail
Gorebyss
Remoraid
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Octillery
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Basculin
Horsea
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Horsea live in the deep blue sea, so watch out for ink or climb up a tree.
Seadra
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Kingdra
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Mantyke
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Mantine
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Chinchou
Lanturn
Corphish
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Crawdaunt
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Qwilfish
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Tentacool
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Tentacruel
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Inkay
Malamar
Carvanha
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Sharpedo
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Relicanth
Dunsparce
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Torkoal
Slugma
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Magcargo
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Numel
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Camerupt
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Heatmor
Vulpix Vulpix is as cute as a fox, but it's like a big red box.
Ninetales
Growlithe
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Growlithe is a very tame and strong, but being together can't go wrong.
Arcanine
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Houndour
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Houndoom
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Scraggy
Scrafty
Mankey
Primeape If you see a mad Primeape, don't go near it or get a scrape.
Cubone
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Marowak
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Helioptile
Heliolisk
Hawlucha
Wynaut
Wobbuffet
Mime Jr.
Mr. Mime
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Mr. Mime makes sneaky tricks, but don't let your guard down with bricks.
Meditite
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Medicham
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Solosis
Duosion
Reuniclus
Espurr
Meowstic
Sigilyph
Grimer
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Grimer is nice and has lots of slime, but complimenting it is better most of the time.
Muk
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Muk lays on John and hugs him. If a Muk is your friend, it won't hurt a thing. But being slimed by a Muk, I don't intend to sing.
Gulpin
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Swalot
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Swablu
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Altaria
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Farfetch'd Come join the fun to play, a Farfetch'd is now to sing all day.
Lunatone
Solrock
Geodude
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Geodude massages John's back until more climb on him. If a Geodude is too tight, stand still and stand just right.
Graveler
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Golem
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Onix
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An Onix is a Pokemon who binds to people from now on.
Steelix
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Nosepass
Probopass
Roggenrola
Boldore
Gigalith
Beldum
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Metang
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Metagross
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Golett
Golurk
Ponyta
Rapidash John holds onto Rapidash's tail. If you get too hot for a horse, find a Rapidash and pet it gently of course.
Litleo
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Pyroar
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Bonsly
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Sudowoodo
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Durant
Dwebble
Crustle
Pineco
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Forretress
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Shuckle
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Oddish
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Oddish are friendly and sweet, but don't make it too hard to beat.
Gloom
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If you see a Gloom nearby, don't get sprayed and don't you cry.
Vileplume
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Bellossom
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Bellsprout
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Bellsprout is as clear as a bell, but the drink is what makes it well.
Weepinbell
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Weepinbell is best for catching flies, but sleeping in the sun is no surprise.
Victreebel
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Foongus
Amoonguss
Sunkern
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Sunflora
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Budew
Roselia
Roserade
Flabébé
Floette
Florges
Lotad
Lombre
Ludicolo
Seedot
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Nuzleaf
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Shiftry
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Tropius
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Ferroseed
Ferrothorn
Plusle
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Minun
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Magnemite Magnemite are super strong, but I don't have a faithful song.
Magneton
Magnezone
Voltorb
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Voltorb is like a bomb that's red, but don't let it explode or go to your head.
Electrode
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Electrode exploded and covers John with dust. Electrode is like a bomb with eyes. So stay away. That's no surprise.
Ralts
Kirlia
Gardevoir
Gallade
Abra
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If Abra teleports out of sight, make sure it always gets things right.
Kadabra
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Kadabra uses Psychic that levitates John. If Kadabra is too shy or hard to find, keep something a little simple in mind.
Alakazam
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Alakazam makes John's clothes disappear, embarrassing John. If you find an Alakazam, give no concept of who I am.
Drowzee
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Drowzee has powers to put people to sleep, but not so hard is a lot deep.
Hypno
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Hypno is more stronger every day, but don't get hypnotized and stay away.
Bulbasaur
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Bulbasaur uses Leech Seed on John. Bulbasaur, a mysterious Pokemon is rare, but don't let Leech Seed hurt you there.
Ivysaur
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Ivysaur are cool and smart, but the Sleep Powder comes from the heart.
Venusaur
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Venusaur are big and tall, and Sweet Scent is the best move of all.
Charmander
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Charmander sneezes and accidentally burns John. Charmander is like a dragon that's hot. But stay away and don't get burned. That's all you got.
Charmeleon
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Charmeleon is stronger than a kid, but don't do whatever it did.
Charizard
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Charizard takes to sky and see that it's not a problem for you or me.
Squirtle
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Squirtle uses Water Gun on John's toaster. Squirtle in three groups stay as a team. It uses Water Gun as it may seem.
Wartortle
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Wartortle's tail is soft and nice, and brushing it can make it a real spice.
Blastoise
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A Blastoise is large and big, and uses its pumps whenever it might dig.
Smoochum
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Jynx
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Elekid
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Electabuzz
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John gets zapped by Electabuzz. Be careful of what you might do, or an Electabuzz might hurt you, too.
Electivire
Magby
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Magmar
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Magmar are very hot and tame, but battling the Magmar is the game.
Magmortar
Machop
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John is lifted by the Machop and thrown away. A, E, I, O, U is my favorite song. So stick with Machop and sing along.
Machoke
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Machoke has muscles that are strong, and pick things up when nothing's wrong.
Machamp
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Throh
Sawk
Makuhita
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Hariyama
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Tyrogue
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Hitmonlee
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Like a Hitmonlee so tough, don't let your guard be rough.
Hitmonchan
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Like a Hitmonchan so strong, be confident and make it long.
Hitmontop
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Riolu
Lucario
Drifloon
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Drifblim
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Zubat
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A Zubat may not have eyes, but it can see without any surprise.
Golbat
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Crobat
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Sableye
Mawile
Murkrow
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Honchkrow
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Gastly
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A Gastly is mysteriously sly, and it goes on and on by and by.
Haunter
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Haunter is like a purple ghost, but haunted houses are what I like the most.
Gengar
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Duskull
Dusclops
Dusknoir
Pumpkaboo
Gourgeist
Litwick
Lampent
Chandelure
Shuppet
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Banette
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Misdreavus
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Mismagius
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Phantump
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Trevenant
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Rotom
Gligar
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Gliscor
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Treecko
Grovyle
Sceptile
Torchic
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Combusken
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Blaziken
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Mudkip
Marshtomp
Swampert
Stunky
Skuntank
Ekans
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An Ekans is like a snake, a snake any person won't wanna take.
Arbok
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Arbok uses a move called Glare, but don't get wrapped up in anywhere.
Croagunk
Toxicroak
Pawniard
Bisharp
Baltoy
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Claydol
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Diglett Diglett dig holes deep in the ground, but there is no place you've not found.
Dugtrio
Ditto A Ditto uses Transform, so don't stop at any form.
Munchlax
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Snorlax
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Don't waste all day sleeping on the ground, or a Snorlax is sleeping there and is where to be found.
Stantler
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Skiddo
Gogoat
Doduo
Dodrio Dodrio is a bird with a head of three, but don't get pecked, that's so plain to see.
Zangoose
Seviper
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Skarmory
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Amaura
Aurorus
Tyrunt
Tyrantrum
Aerodactyl
Nidoran♀
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Female Nidoran are much as sweet, but being stung is not a treat.
Nidorina
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Nidoqueen
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Nidoran♂
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If Male Nidoran are so cute, why do you get stung for a hoot?
Nidorino
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Nidoking
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Rhyhorn
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If you see a Rhyhorn that strong, don't go far or even that long.
Rhydon
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Rhyperior
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Kangaskhan
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Hippopotas
Hippowdon
Phanpy
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Donphan
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Sandshrew
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Sandshrew are as quiet as a mouse, but living underground is their kind of house.
Sandslash
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Hickory Dickory Dock. The Sandslash lived under a rock.
Sandile
Krokorok
Krookodile
Trapinch
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Vibrava
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Flygon
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Chikorita
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Bayleef
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Meganium
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Cyndaquil
Quilava
Typhlosion
Totodile
Croconaw
Feraligatr
Axew
Fraxure
Haxorus
Bagon
Shelgon
Salamence
Goomy
Sliggoo
Goodra
Larvitar
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Pupitar
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Tyranitar
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Aron
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Lairon
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Aggron
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Druddigon
Dratini
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Dratini is cute and a friend, but its water is right to the end.
Dragonair
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Dragonite
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Dragonite taking you flying up high, but soaring is why you don't go by.
Gible
Gabite
Garchomp
Swinub
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Piloswine
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Mamoswine
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Seel Seel is like a thing to play, and you don't see that every day.
Dewgong Dewgong freezes John with its horn. If a Dewgong is not so hard, don't give it a freezing credit card.
Sneasel
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Weavile
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Cubchoo
Beartic
Snorunt
Glalie
Froslass
Delibird
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Snover
Abomasnow
Spheal
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Sealeo
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Walrein
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Bergmite
Avalugg
Lapras
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Lapras is like a blue car, but don't swim so near or too far.
Absol
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Noibat
Noivern
Articuno
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Zapdos
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Moltres
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Raikou
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Entei
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Suicune
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Latias
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Latios
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Lugia
Ho-Oh
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