Rosemary Hills 9: The Ghoul School/Transcript

Transcript:

Meeting the Students:

• (Thunderclap)
• (It's Raining)
• (Paramount Pictures presents)
• (The Rain Comes Down Hard)
• (Milly and her Friends Down the Road)
• (Rosemary Hills 9: The Ghoul School Title Card Appears)
• Milly: Tevin, look. Lighting.
• Tevin: Lighting? Don't you mean lightning, Milly?
• (Lightning Crackles)
• (Staring)
• Milly: No, silly. Lighting.
• (Milly)
• (Milly Pulls the Isis to John and Tevin)
• (John, Tevin)
• John: Not while we're walking, Milly.
• (John Moves the Isis Away)
• Monica: Hey! Don't forget us.
• (and Milly's Friends)
• John: Oh, boy. Maybe I shouldn't have taken this new job.
• Tevin: Don't be foolish, John. You'll be a good gym teacher. And I'll be a good assistant. See? Mina's been working out.
• Mina: Right. (She Lifts a Barbell Over her Head) Whoa!
• George: Oh, no! Mina!
• Emmy: Oh, no! She's not only working out, she's falling out!
• Mina: Whee! I figured this is great for building my shoulder muscles.
• George: Mina, let go!
• Mina: Anything you say, George.
• (Mina Falls on George)
• Mina: Gee, George, do you wanna work out, too?
• George: No!
• (Thunderclap)
• Milly: I'm ready to get to this fancy girls school and taste their fancy cooking.
• Tevin: Me, too, Milly.
• Lizzie Garland: In the meantime, I'll check the grub compartment. Hey! There's a sandwich left.
• (John Takes a Bite out of the Sandwich): Yuck! Anyone for a road map on rye?
• Lizzie Garland: I put it there for safe keeping, John.
• Milly: I think we're lost.
• (Military School is Shown)
• Amaya: No, we're not. There's the school. Not to shabby, Milly.
• Milly: Only the best for our friends. (Chuckles) Huh? Military School? We're looking for Mrs. Thornwood's Finish School for Girls!
• Amaya: Oh, that's right next door.
• (Mrs. Thornwood's School for Girls is Shown)
• John: Looks like there's no one home. We'll come back some other time.
• Tevin: Yeah.
• Emmy: No, we won't.
• (The Gates Open)
• Emmy: See, Max? I knew they'd be expecting us.
• (They Walk inside)
• (Thunderclap)
• John: Yikes! What a time for my feet to run down. I can't see the road!
• (Milly Wipes John's Eyes)
• Milly: How's that, John?
• John: Much better, Milly. I think I see the school.
• (John Gasps): But I don't think I want to.
• Alice: Wow! Such a nice place.
• Sam: It even has a moat.
• John: Moat?!
• Milly: Moat?! And no drawbridge!
• (Milly is Seen Flying to the Door Yelling)
• Max Taylor (Off-Screen): That's Milly. She always wants to get places ahead of everybody.
• (A Hand Picks up a Flattened Milly and Fixes Her)
• Milly: Thanks. (Yells, and Runs inside the School)
• (A Dragon-like Dog Snarls Angrily at Milly)
• Milly: G-G-G-Good boy.
• (The Dragon, Whose Name is Lenny, Shoots Fire at Milly)
• Milly: Guys! (He Runs and Accidentally Hits the Knights' Armor)
• Zoe Drake: Milly likes to arrive with a big bang.
• Milly: Guys! Guys!
• (Milly Tries to Pull the Helmet Off her Head and Finally Does)
• (The Helmet Falls on Lenny's Head)
• (The Gate Opens)
• Katie: Come on, guys.
• (They Run Inside)
• (A Two-Headed Shark Appears in the Moat)
• (Lenny Burns the Helmet to Pieces and Angrily Approaches Milly)
• Milly: Oh, no.
• (Lenny Snarls at Milly)
• Mrs. Thornwood (Off-Screen): Lenny, come here.
• (Lenny Sadly Comes to Mrs. Thornwood)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Bad boy. I hope he didn't scare you.
• Milly: Me? Uh-uh.
• John: Gee, Milly, is that--?
• Milly: Dragon? Uh-huh. (Snarls)
• Mrs. Kryptling: Lenny can get feisty around strangers. But once he gets to know you, he's fine.
• Tevin: Glad to know you, Lenny. I'm Tevin, and these are Milly's friends. I guess you've already met our friend, Milly Aniston.
• (Lenny Snarls at Milly)
• Milly (Nervously): Hello. (Chuckles)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Then you must be John. I'm Mrs. Thornwood, head mistress of this Finishing School.
• John: Pleased to meet you, ma'am.
• (John Shakes a Hand from a Hand)
• Mrs. Thornwood (Off-Screen): I thought you might need a hand with your luggage.
• (John Hears a Howl)
• John: I don't know if we'll be staying, right, Milly?
• Milly: Absolutely.
• (A Bat Flies By)
• (Milly and John Run to the Door, but the Hand Stops Them)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Come now. We have a contract, John. This is your signature, is it not?
• John: I guess so.
• Tevin: Sure it is. Monica and I even witnessed it. Right, Monica?
• Monica: Right, Tevin.
• Mrs. Thornwood: Good. Now that's settled. Come, I want you to meet my girls.
• (A Bat Flies By)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Ah, here's one of them now.
• John: Girl? Don't be batty. That's not a girl.
• (The Bat Changes into a Tall Human)
• Tina: What's wrong with batty? I'm Tina, Count Dennis' daughter. Fang-tastic to meet you.
• John: D-D-D-D-Dennis'--
• Milly: d-d-d-d-daughter?
• (Kelly Howling)
• Emmy: Wow! A werewolf!
• Mrs. Thornwood: Kelly the Werewolf, to be exact. Come down and meet your new teacher, Kelly.
• Kelly: Helloooooooooo.
• John: Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
• (Brenda Walks Down like Frankenstein)
• (Milly and John Skid to a Stop)
• Brenda: Hi! I'm Brenda.
• Milly: And I'm outta here!
• Brenda: Huh?
• Milly: Come on, guys.
• Tevin: But, Milly--
• Mrs. Thornwood: I guess they're just anxious to find their rooms. They must be tired.
• Brenda: They don't run like their tired.
• Tina: Yeah. You'd think they never met a girl ghoul before.
• (Mrs. Thornwood, Brenda, Kelly, and Tina Laugh)

Welcome to Ghoul School:

• (The Rain Keeps Pouring)
• Milly: Maybe we can leave through this door.
• John: I hope so, Milly.
• Tevin: But, Milly, why are we leaving? Don't you wanna meet the rest of the girls?
• John (Off-Screen): Those aren't girls, Tevin. They're ghouls!
• (A Phantom Whose Name is Samantha Floats By)
• John: S-S-See what I mean?
• Samantha: Hi! I'm Samantha. Wanna hear me play?
• (Samantha Plays a Song on an Organ)
• Max: Not bad, Samantha, but do you know any mambo?
• (Milly Picks up Max): No time for mambo. We gotta tango!
• (Shadows of the Thornwood Girls)
• Brenda: Don't worry, Mrs. Thornwood. We'll find 'em.
• Amaya: Quick! In here.
• (They Pant)
• Milly: This looks like a good place to hide.
• (They Hide in the Mummy Casket, but Then Flee Out)
• Milly and her Friends: Mummy!
• (A Young Mummy Named Tessa Yawns)
• Milly: S-S-S-Sorry we woke you.
• (Milly and John Bumps into Brenda)
• (John Screams and Jumps into Milly's Arms)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Ah, I see you met the youngest of my girls. This is Tessa, the mummy's daughter.
• (Tessa Sucks her Thumb): Are they the new gym teachers?
• Tina: Yes, Tessa. We've been waiting for them a long time.
• Milly: It's not worth it. You wouldn't wanna eat us. We're just skin and bones. (Nervous Laughing)
• John: Yeah. Skin and bones.
• (Samantha Laughs): They're strange, Brenda.
• Brenda: But they're in good shape, Sammy.
• Mina: Gee, thanks.
• John: Good shape? For what?
• Tina: To teach us how to beat those Derekson Cadets, of course.
• Tessa: Yeah. They win every time. I'll never get a trophy for my mummy case.
• Samantha: We need a coach with spirit!
• Kelly: Who can show us all the right moves!
• John: But--
• Max Taylor: That's Milly. She and her friends got more moves than a Russian chess player.
• Milly: You got that right.
• Max Taylor: Don't worry, Tessa. We'll help you get a trophy or my name isn't Max Taylor.
• Kelly: I'm so happy, I could howl. In fact, I will. (Howling)
• Tina: Oh, it's fang-tastic having you here, guys.
• Brenda: Yeah. Welcome to Ghoul School.
• (Brenda Slaps John and Milly, Milly, and John Spin and Land on the Floor)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Well, I'm glad that's all settled. Now, let me show you to your rooms.
• (The Hand Shows Mrs. Thornwood the Keys)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Ah, here are the keys.
• (Milly and John Yells as they Faint)
• (Zoe and Lizzie Carry Milly and John in their Arms)
• Zoe Drake: Gee, you guys must have been overcome by your warm welcome.

Ballet Lessons:

• (Rooster Crows)
• (Lenny Walks Over and Blows Fire at the Rooster)
• (Rooster Squawking)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Ready for some early morning exercises, Mina?
• Mina: You betcha, Mrs. Thornwood. Want us to wake Milly and John?
• Mrs. Thornwood: No, don't bother. I let them a wakeup call.
• (John Snoring)
• (The Hand Rubs John's Shoulder Trying to Wake him Up)
• John: G-G-Go away. I'm sleeping.
• (The Hand Tries Again)
• John: Come back-- Come back in an hour. (Snoring)
• (The Hand Brings an Alarm Clock and the Alarm is Sounded)
• (John Yells): Okay. I'm up! I'm up!
• (Milly Snoring)
• (Lenny Tries to Pull the Blanket Off her, Snarling)
• Lenny: Ohh.
• (Lenny Mutters and Walks to Milly)
• (Lenny Snickers Evilly, and Blows Fire on Milly's Finger)
• (Milly Yells)
• Emmy: Sounds like Milly's up and at 'em.
• (Milly Yelling, and Puts her Finger in a Fishbowl, Sighing with Relief)
• Tevin: Whoa, Milly, you woke up the goldfish.
• Mrs. Thornwood: That's no goldfish, Tevin. That's out pet piranha.
• Milly: Piranha? Oh, no!
• (Piranha Bites Milly's Finger)
• (Milly Yells)
• Tina: Mrs. Thornwood told us we'd be taking ballet lessons this morning.
• Milly: Ow! Ow! Ow!
• Brenda: This must be a new step. (Jumping)
• Kelly: It's a real howl. (Howling with Joy)
• Tessa: Careful, Kelly. You're tapping on my wrapping.
• (Samantha Laughing): How am I doing, Tina?
• Tina: Oh, fang-tastic, Sammy.
• Mrs. Thornwood: Looks like Milly's got the ballet class started, John.
• John: She's always been light on her feet.
• Mrs. Thornwood: You take over now, boys.
• John: You're the boss, Mrs. Thornwood.
• Mrs. Thornwood: And tutus for you too, kids.
• Linda: Us? Tutus?
• (The Hand Winds the Music)
• (Classical Ballet Music Plays Quietly)
• Tevin: Why must we dress around in a dress, John?
• John: Uh, well, because--
• Mrs. Thornwood: Because ballet will make my little ghouls limber.
• John: Limber. Exactly what I was thinking.
• (Milly Runs into John and They Spin)
• Tina: Oh, we'll be in good shape when we take on those Cadets in volleyball.
• (The Record Slows Down the Music)
• (Milly, John, and Tevin Leap Slowly to the Music)
• (The Hand Keeps Cranking it Slowly)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Tempo. Tempo.
• (The Hand Shrugs and Cranks it Faster)
• (Milly, John, and Tevin Dance Faster to the Music)
• (Brenda and Tessa Twirl)
• Tessa: Ooooh. Ballet really makes me unwind.

Derekson Cadets:

• (No One Outside Was Aware in the Room)
• Juan: I've made visual contact by scope. Looks like those girls are doing some sort of weird ritual.
• Paul Rogen: I'm not surprised. It's Halloween all year long at that old Thornwood place.
• Juan: Hey, they've got some new students. Couple of funny kids.
• Matt: Hey, let me see, Juan.
• Juan: Careful, Matt. That new scope has a--
• (Scope Falls on Matt's Head)
• (The Earphones Slam on Juan's Ears Causing Him to Shake)
• Juan: trigger-r-r-r.
• Oscar: Paul, it's-- It's Colonel Derekson.
• Paul Rogen: Attention!
• (They Salute)
• Colonel Derekson: At ease, men.
• (Juan is Still Shaking)
• Colonel Derekson: I said at ease, cadet.
• (Juan Stops Shaking, But his Body Keeps)
• (Matt Holds his Body)
• Juan: Thanks, Matt. I needed that.
• Colonel Derekson: I see you've been observing your opponents.
• Paul Rogen: Yes, sir. Derekson Cadets are always prepared.
• Colonel Derekson: But you haven't been practicing, and I'm challenging Mrs. Thornwood's school to an annual volleyball match.
• Matt: No problem. We always beat these girls.
• (Matt Hits the Ball, and it Bounces Out of Control)
• Colonel Derekson: Hit the deck!
• (The Derekson Cadets Duck)
• (The Ball Bounces Out of Sight)
• Paul Rogen: As you can see, sir, Matt here has a dynamite serve.
• Colonel Derekson: So I noticed.
• Matt: It's all in the wrist, sir.
• Colonel Derekson: Well, you could use some work on your control. Keep practicing, men.
• Derekson Cadets: Yes, sir!
• Michael Robins: Our ball's now in Thornwood territory. Recommend a recon patrol to retrieve it.
• Paul Rogen: Good idea, Michael. Front and center, Matt. Lead the way!
• Matt: Charge!
• (They Go Through the Bushes)
• (Then They Stop in their Tracks)
• Matt: Uh-oh.
• (Lenny Growling)
• (Scene Fades Black)
• (Lenny Growling)
• Paul Rogen: It's the Thornwood's weird guard dog.
• Juan (Off-Screen): And he looks mucho hot under the collar.
• Michael Robins: Easy, boy. We just want our ball.
• (Lenny Spews Fire)
• Michael Robins: But I think he wants to keep it.
• Paul Rogen: Cadets, advance to the rear. And step on it!
• (Lenny Spews More Fire)
• (The Derekson Cadets Go Back to the Bushes)
• Matt: I-I-I guess we'll be cutting our volleyball practice short.
• (Lenny Laughing): The ball.
• (Lenny Takes the Ball Away)

Morning Jog/How Their Garden Grows:

• (The Drawbridge Drops)
• Mina: Follow us, girls. There's nothing like a morning jog to get you in shape.
• Leo: And we don't need to wear a tutu, either.
• Milly: Yeah, no tutu. (Chuckles)
• Tina: Ah, there's nothing like feeling the wind running through your hair.
• Brenda: This is good for the heart. Mine are both beating fast.
• (Kelly Howls): How you doing, Tessa?
• Tessa: Great, Kelly. I got built-in leg warmers.
• (Milly and her Friends Run Past Flames)
• John: Hey, Lenny, how about burning up a few miles?
• (Lenny Growls): Uh-uh.
• John (Off-Screen): Sorry I asked.
• Milly: Maybe his pilot light went out.
• Brenda: I just love running through the trees.
• Samantha: Me, too! (Giggles)
• Brenda: Last one is a rotten apple!
• (Milly, and John Trip Over Some Apples)
• Milly: I guess as long as we're here, we might as well take a break, and a bite.
• John: Awesome!
• (Milly and John Eat Apples, But Then Discover--)
• Milly and John: Yuck!
• Tina: Oh, don't you like crab apples? They're fang-tastic. (She Eats One) They're rotten.
• (Milly and John Throw the Apples Away)
• Milly: You girls have some strange taste. Come on, guys!
• (Tina, Brenda, Samantha, Kelly, and Tessa Eat Apples)
• (Lenny Puts the Ball in the Hole)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Lenny, how many times do I have to tell you? Don't dig in the pumpkin patch. We need them all for our Halloween open house, and you certainly can't carve that into a Jack-O-Lantern. Now get rid of it.
• (Lenny Grumbling)
• (Meanwhile at Derekson Military School)
• Oscar: Here's another water balloon, Matt.
• Matt: What are these for anyway, Paul?
• Paul Rogen: Ammunition.
• Michael Robins: Check, ammunition. How's that air bazooka coming, Juan?
• Juan: Be patient, guys. It's surplus, surplus. Some resembling is required. There.
• Michael Robinson: Check, bazooka.
• Matt: Is this gonna get our ball back, Michael?
• Michael Robins: Check, affirmative.
• Juan: Uh, maybe we should test it out first.
• Paul Rogen: Good idea, Juan. But not till I say "Fire". This should put out that pup's fire.
• Juan: Fire?
• Paul Rogen: No! Not--
• (Paul Gets Blown Away)
• Paul Rogen: yet!
• (SPLASH)
• Colonel Derekson: Cadet Rogen, what is the meaning of this?
• Paul Rogen: Uh, I can explain everything, sir.
• Michael Robins: Check, we're in trouble.
• (Lenny Grumbling, Kicks the Ball with his Tail)
• Paul Rogen: And our volleyball was missing in action, sir.
• Michael Robins: So we planned a recovery action.
• (The Ball Hits Colonel Derekson's Head)
• (Then it Bounces to Oscar)
• Colonel Derekson: I'm the one in need of recovery. Now report to the volleyball court, immediately!
• Derekson Cadets: Yes, sir!
• Colonel Derekson: Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
• Michael Robins: Your hat, Colonel Derekson.
• Colonel Derekson: Thank you, Cadet Robins.
• (He Puts his Hat on and it Shrinks)
• Colonel Derekson: For nothing.
• (Scene Fades to Mrs. Thornwood Serving Food)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Come and get it, my little ones!
• Milly: Excellent! I thought you'd never ask.
• George: Running really revs up the appetite, huh, Mina?
• Mina: Yeah! Appetite. Mmm.
• Tevin: Boo-yah! This looks pretty tasty.
• Mrs. Thornwood: Oh, I certainly hope so.
• Mina: Oh, goody.
• (Mina Tries to Eat a Steak, but the Hand Pulls the Tray Away)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Nothing's too good for my garden. Come and get it!
• (The Flytraps Eat the Steak)
• John: Those overgrown flytraps are grabbing all the grub.
• Tessa: Can I feed this one, Mrs. Thornwood? Can I?
• Mrs. Thornwood (Off-Screen): Of course, Tessa. But be careful. They sometimes bite the hand that feeds them.
• (The Hand Opens Up and Hits the Flytrap)
• Tessa: Don't worry. I'll be careful.
• (The Flytrap Eats the Steak and Swallows it)
• Mrs. Thornwood: How many times do I have to tell you? Chew before you swallow.
• (Flytrap Burps)
• Mrs. Thornwood: See?
• John: Let's split up. They must have something to eat in this garden.
• Milly: Right. I'll go this way.
• Tevin: Hey, I found some tomatoes.
• (Tevin Picks a Tomato and Gets Splattered)
• Tevin: Some rotten tomatoes.
• John: Here's some squash.
• (John Picks Up a Squash and it Squishes)
• John: Yuck. Some squished squash.
• (Toborr Pokes a Hole in the Watermelon, and it Deflates)
• Toborr: And these watermelons have expired.
• John: Everything in this garden is completely rotten.
• Tina: Thanks. We do our best.
• Mrs. Thornwood: But every so often, something fresh sneaks in.
• (Brenda Throws Away the Corn)
• Mrs. Thornwood (Off-Screen): Thank you, Brenda.
• Brenda: Ripe corn, yuck.
• John: Oh, boy. What I wouldn't give for a pizza right now.
• Kelly: How much allowance do you have left, Tina?
• Tina: Uh, a Transylvania dollar.
• Kelly: Well, we should have enough. Get flappin'.
• (Tina Turns into a Bat and Flies Off)
• (John Yells as He Faints)
• (Milly Looks Around for Food)
• (An Eye Looks at Her)
• (Milly Yells): John! Eyes!
• (The Eyes were Moon Spy Traps)
• Milly: John! Eyes! Eyes!
• John: Rice? Where?
• Milly: No, John. Eyes. Eyes.
• John: Oh! Eyes! Why didn't you tell me so?
• Milly: I did.
• (The Moon Spy Traps Hide)
• Tevin: I don't see any eyes, Milly.
• John: You were hallucinating, Milly. Hunger makes you do that, you know.
• (Milly Glares at John)
• (Kelly Howls): You won't be hungry for long, guys.
• (Tina Turns Back to a Human After Coming Back with the Pizza)
• Tina: One pizza to go with everything on it. Except garlic of course.
• Emmy: Smells awesome.
• Max: Smells great.
• Alice: Definitely.
• (They Eat the Pizza)
• John: Hey, what's on this stuff?
• Tina: Oh, spiderwebs, snails, and tadpole tails.
• (Milly and John Gulp)
• John: Delicious.
• Milly: Yeah. While we're snacking, you girls get cracking. Meet you back at the school.
• Brenda: All right, coach.
• (The Moon Spy Traps Take a Peek)
• Truphira: So, the Thornwood Girls have a new coach, eh? (Sinister Laughing) Ooh, they'll fit perfectly into my plan.
• Octo Basher: It was a good thing I dropped my moon spy traps into Thornwood's garden. (Giggles)
• Truphira: You have done well, my Octo Basher. Soon I will have those good little ghouls in my grasp. And then, I, Truphira, the witch of the web, will be the most powerful witch in all of monsterdom. (Sinister Laughing)
• (Basher Laughing)
• (Scorpion Flyers Laughing)
• (Scene Fades to the Ball Flying)

Preparations:

• (Oscar Hits the Ball)
• Paul Rogen: Nice spike, Oscar. That's the kind of teamwork we need for Derekson Military to stay on top.
• Michael Robins: Affirmative. Those girls don't stand a chance against my behind the back pass attack.
• Juan: On the win with Derekson!
• Colonel Derekson: That's the spirit, men!
• Matt: Yes, sir!
• (Paul Catches Oscar as the Ball Hits his Head)
• Michael Robins: No fair, Paul. That's a carry.
• Colonel Derekson: Keep using your head, Rogen. I'm going over to Mrs. Thornwood's to arrange our game.
• (Scene Fades to Colonel Derekson Walking to Mrs. Thornwood's School)
• (Colonel Derekson Rings the Doorbell)
• Mrs. Thornwood: All that exercise really loosened you up, Tessa, a little too much.
• Colonel Derekson: Uh, Mrs. Thornwood, it's me, Colonel Derekson.
• Mrs. Thornwood: Will you get the door for me, Tina?
• Tina: You bat I will.
• (Tina Changes into a Bat)
• (The Door Opens Magically)
• Colonel Derekson: Mrs. Thornwood? Anybody home?
• (Colonel Derekson Looks Shocked)
• (Tina Flies Closer)
• (Scene Fades Black)
• (Tina Screeching)
• Colonel Derekson: Stay back! That's a direct order!
• (Tina Changes Back into a Human)
• Tina: Anything you say, Colonel Derekson.
• Colonel Derekson: Huh? Uh, where did you come from, young lady?
• Tina: Uh, up there. Mrs. Thornwood said to make yourself comfortable. She'll be down as soon as she wraps things up. (She Changes Back into a Bat)
• Colonel Derekson: Affirmative. Thank you, young lad-- This school must have bats in this spell fray.
• (Colonel Derekson Finds a Chair and Examines it)
• Colonel Derekson: Hmm. Could stand a little spit and polish.
• (The Chair Traps Colonel Derekson)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Ah, Colonel Derekson. How nice of you to pay us a visit.
• Colonel Derekson: Uh, Mrs. Firewood, th-this chair, it's--
• Mrs. Thornwood: Yes, it's a collector's item. Early inquisition, but not very comfortable, I'm afraid. Would you prefer a softer chair?
• (The Chair Releases the Traps)
• Colonel Derekson: Uh, t-t-thank you.
• (Colonel Derekson Finds a Better Chair, and Checks to Make Sure Nothing Happens)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Now, how about some tea and sweets?
• Colonel Derekson: Uh, negative, Mrs. Thornwood. I'm on a strict military diet.
• Mrs. Thornwood: Nonsense, Colonel. You must taste my fudge. (Rings Gong)
• (Gerald, the Butler Brings Mrs. Firewood a Fudge Plate)
• Mrs. Thornwood (Off-Screen): I made it this morning.
• Colonel Derekson: Well, if you insist. Uh, thank you.
• (Gerald Pours Mrs. Thornwood a Drink)
• (Mrs. Thornwood Takes a Bite of the Fudge): Mm-mm-mmmmm. Delicious, if I do say so myself.
• (Colonel Derekson Takes a Bite and Thinks for Minute): Uh, doesn't it taste a little, uh, moldy?
• Mrs. Thornwood: Of course, Colonel. (She Eats the Fudge) Fungus Fudge always tastes moldy.
• (Gerald Wipes Mrs. Thornwood's Mouth)
• Colonel Derekson: Fungus Fudge?! (Sips the Tea)
• (Lenny Catches the Fudge and Eats it)
• Mrs. Thornwood (Off-Screen): Yes. It goes so well with Toadstool Tea.
• Colonel Derekson: Toadstool Tea?!
• (He Drops the Cup on Lenny's Head)
• Mrs. Thornwood: More tea, Colonel?
• Colonel Derekson: Uh, negative, Mrs. Thornwood. I think it's time we arranged our annual volleyball game.
• (Lenny Looks Angry and Starts Marching to Him)
• Colonel Derekson: My cadets are looking forward to winning again this year. Isn't it getting a bit warm in here?
• Mrs. Thornwood: It's going to get a lot hotter on the volleyball court, Colonel. We got a new coach, and I'd like you to meet her.
• (Gerald Rings the Bell)
• (The Stairs Turn into a Slide, Causing Milly and her Friends to Slide Down)
• Mrs. Thornwood (Off-Screen): Milly, I want you to meet Colonel Derekson.
• Colonel Derekson: Hello. (Screams as his Bottom is Burnt)
• Milly: Don't get up on my account, Colonel.
• (Colonel Derekson Cleans his Bottom Off)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Bad boy, Lenny!
• (Lenny Grumbling)
• Tevin: We're ready to play your game whenever you say, Colonel.
• Colonel Derekson: Affirmative. We'll rendezvous within 1400 hours. Prepare to synchronize watches.
• Milly: Watches synchronized.
• John: Synchronized.
• (Gerald Synchronizes his Watch)
• Colonel Derekson: Check. Over and out.
• Katie: Gee, it looks like the Colonel's already warmed up for the game.
• Mrs. Thornwood: You'd better start getting the girls ready, Milly.
• Milly: What's the rush, Mrs. T? We have got 1400 hours before the match. That's a lot of time.
• John: Yeah. (Eats a Fudge) A lot.
• Emmy: But, Milly, 1400 hours means 2:00. We've only got an hour.
• Milly: Why didn't you say so, Emmy? Don't just stand there. It's time to work out!

Daily Swim:

• (Kelly Howling)
• (Stone Gargoyles Cover Their Ears)
• (Samantha Giggling)
• (Kelly Howling)
• (Vultures Put Earphones Over their Ears)
• Milly: That's it, girls. Scream, 2, 3, 4.
• (Girls Screaming)
• John (Off-Screen): Howl, 2, 3, 4.
• (Samantha Howling)
• Milly (Off-Screen): That's keeping your cape in shape, Tina.
• Tina: Thanks a lot, Milly.
• Tessa: And I'm keeping my tape in shape.
• Mrs. Thornwood: You certainly are, Tessa. Scare Aerobics are good for everyone.
• (The Hand Taps its Fingers)
• Tevin: That's it, Brenda. Don't bend your knees.
• (Lenny Bounces on his Tail Happily)
• (Samantha Laughing)
• Leo: Gee, Sammy, exercising sure is fun.
• (Leo Hits the Wall)
• Samantha: Yes. It's really off the wall.
• Leo: I'd say more into the wall.
• (Tevin Panting): Okay, guys, it's time for some deep breathing exercises.
• Mrs. Thornwood: You mean deep shrieking, Tevin. Show him, girls.
• (Tessa Breathing)
• Mrs. Thornwood (Off-Screen): In. Out. In. Out.
• (Tessa Breathing, Shrieks)
• Tina: Sounds fang-tastic, kid. You got the fright stuff.
• (Tina Changes into a Bat, Screeching)
• (Tina Flies By Milly)
• (Milly Yells and Falls Back)
• Milly: Oops.
• (Lenny Growling)
• (Milly Yells)
• (Milly Runs Away, But Lenny Follows her)
• Tevin: In. Out. In. Out.
• (Milly Yells)
• (Lenny Blows Fire 4 Times at Milly)
• Milly: Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! Yikes!
• Tevin: Way to go, Milly. That's deep breathing.
• (Milly is Running from Lenny): Yikes!
• Tevin (Off-Screen): And deep shrieking.
• Mrs. Thornwood: Come on, girls. Let's here it.
• (Thornwood Girls Screaming)
• Vulture #1: I hate all this screaming.
• Vulture# 2: Me, too. I'm flappin' out. (Cawing)
• (Meanwhile, at Derekson, the Boys were Training Too)
• (They were Doing Toe-Touches in the Courtyard when They Heard Screaming from Thornwood)
• Paul Rogen: Get a load of that racket coming from the Thornwood place.
• Michael Robins: Whew. And I thought Derekson was tough. That school sounds like torture.
• Matt: Well, you know what they say: No pain, no gain. More weight, Oscar.
• Oscar: Aye, aye, Matt.
• Matt: More weight.
• Paul Rogen (Off-Screen): Here comes the colonel.
• Oscar: Attention!
• (Oscar Salutes but Drops the Sack on Matt who Falls in the Hole)
• Colonel Derekson: At ease, men.
• (Paul, Michael, Juan, and Oscar Drop Their Arms from Saluting, Except for Matt)
• Colonel Derekson: I said at ease, Matt.
• Matt: Thank you, sir. (He Falls)
• Colonel Derekson: I just wanna say that no matter what happens on the volleyball court this afternoon, YOU'VE GOTTA WIN!!
• Paul, Oscar, Michael, and Juan: Yes, sir!
• Captain Derekson: Do you want this trophy to stay at Derekson Military School?
• Paul Rogen: Affirmative. We won't let you down, sir.
• (Colonel Derekson Looks at his Watch): 1400 hours approaches. Prepare to engage the enemy!
• (Matt Leaps out of the Hole, Growling)
• (He Runs Tackling a Pile of Sacks he was Training with)
• Matt: Those Thornwood Girls don't know what hit them.
• (Matt Laughs Before Another Sack Landed on Top of Him)
• John: That's it, girls! Rattle those chains!
• (Tessa is Pumping Herself)
• Tevin: Keep your chin up, girl. You mummy would be proud.
• Mrs. Thornwood: Oh, my! It's a minute to 2:00. Those Derekson Cadets will be arriving any minute.
• Mina: Just enough time to loosen up the old neck muscles, Emmy.
• Milly: You said it.
• (Samantha Laughing): Is this loose enough?
• (Milly Loosens her Neck by Spinning and Gets Stuck)
• Mina: Gee, Milly. You really know how to loosen these neck muscles.
• (Milly's Neck Spins Out of Control as She Screams)
• (Milly Falls Out of the Window and into the Moat, We Hear a Splash)
• (She Rises her Head Out of the Water)
• John: This is not the time to go swimming, Milly. We have a volleyball game.
• Tevin: But everyone says swimming is lots of fun, John.
• (Sharks Approach Milly)
• Tevin: Oh, boy. And it looks like Milly is gonna get a lot of exercise.
• (The 2-Headed Shark Approach Milly)
• (Milly Screams in Terror): John! Help!
• (The Sharks Swim After Milly)
• Milly: John! Help!
• John: Keep paddling, Milly! I'm on my way!
• Tevin: Me, too!
• Brenda: Me, first. I love swimming.
• (Milly Crying in Fear): Help!
• (Brenda Jumps and Lands on the Sharks)
• Mrs. Thornwood: She'd be a much better diver if she learned to keep her feet together.
• (Brenda Rises her Head Out of the Water): Come on in! The water's fine!
• (Kelly Jumps, Howling)
• (Tina Chuckles): Oh, Kelly. You werewolves are such show-offs.
• (Kelly and Tina Jump on the Sharks' Heads)
• (Kelly Spits Water out of her Mouth)
• Tina: Oh, this water is as warm as a bat-tub.
• Leah: Come on, Leo. Let's get in the swim of things.
• (Milly's Friends Jump in)
• (Samantha Giggling): Wait for us, Coach!
• Tessa: My mummy taught me to swim. I can do a Nile and a half.
• (Tessa Jumps Down)
• Tevin: Nile and a half? Only in Egypt, right, Johnny?
• (They Jump on the Shark's Head)
• (Tessa Jumps on the Shark's Head)
• (The Sharks Swim Away)
• John: One lap around the moat, everyone, then it's out of the water.
• Monica: And on to the volleyball court.
• Brenda: Uh-huh. Right, Coach.
• Tina: We're ready for those Derekson Cadets.
• (Kelly Howls): Go, Thornwood! (Howling)
• (Samantha Laughing)
• Tessa: I'm gonna bring a trophy home to my mummy.
• (The Moon Spy Traps See the Girls)
• Truphira: Are you keeping a close eye on those girl ghouls, Basher?
• Octo Basher: Yes, Truphira. As you commanded, I won't let them out of my sight.
• Truphira: Excellent.
• Lizzie Garland: Here, Emmy. Let me help you dry off.
• (Water Splashes at Truphira and Basher)
• Emmy (Off-Screen): Thanks, Lizzie. I needed that.
• Truphira: Fool. Next time, don't plant your spy traps by the moat.
• Octo Basher: Sorry, Truphira.

The Volleyball Game/Thornwood All the Way:

• (Paul Laughs): Look, guys, those Thornwood Girls are all washed up before we even play 'em.
• Mrs. Thornwood: Flames, I think the girls could you use a quick blow dry.
• Lenny: Yeah, give 'em a blow dry. (He Spews to Give the Girls a Blow Dry)
• Tina: Ohh, I hope this isn't a permanent wave.
• (Kelly Howls): Those cadets make my hair stand on end.
• Milly: Next time, your mummy should dress you a non-shrink wrapping.
• Tessa: Thanks, Milly. (She Hops Away)
• Juan: If you girls are through playing around, we've got a game to win.
• Mrs. Thornwood: Then let the game begin!
• Colonel Derekson: Uh, negative, Mrs. Thornwood. This volleyball court is a disaster area. You don't even have a net.
• Mrs. Thornwood: Not yet. Al!
• (Al Makes a Net with a Web)
• John: You were saying, Colonel?
• Colonel Derekson: And I was saying this court doesn't have any boundary lines.
• Mrs. Thornwood: Coming right up.
• (Mrs. Thornwood Bangs the Gong)
• (Gerald Makes Some Boundary Lines)
• Max Taylor: Any other complaints, Colonel?
• Colonel Derekson: Well, we need a referee.
• Rex Owen: You're looking at them. Max Taylor, Rex Owen, and Zoe Drake. We call 'em as we see 'em.
• Paul Rogen: Let's flip to see who serves first.
• Kelly: No problem. (Howling)
• Matt: That girl's flipped. We're supposed to flip a coin.
• Michael Robins: Affirmative.
• Mina: Why didn't you say so? Anybody got a quarter?
• (The Hand Brings a Quarter)
• Mina: Thanks. Heads.
• Juan (Off-Screen): Looks more like hands.
• Mina: Heads! See for yourself, Colonel.
• Colonel Derekson: Affirmative. Thornwood serves first.
• Katie, Olivia, and Penny: Go, go, Thornwood!
• John: Give it all you got, Brenda.
• Brenda: Okay, coach.
• (Brenda Hits the Ball, and it Goes Through the Net, Hitting Paul and Matt)
• Zoe Drake: Net ball!
• Juan: I think it's a net loss.
• Michael Robins: Affirmative.
• Mrs. Thornwood: Al, on the double.
• (Al Fixes the Net)
• John: Try to hit the ball a little higher.
• Brenda: Okay, coach.
• (Brenda Hits the Ball Again)
• Kelly: Oh, nice hit.
• (The Ball Comes Down)
• Oscar: I got it! (The Ball Hits him) I mean, I had it.
• Max Taylor: Point goes to Thornwood!
• (The Hand Puts a One on Thornwood's Point)
• Katie: Go, go, Thornwood! (She Shakes Mrs. Thornwood's Hands While Giggling)
• (Scene Fades to the Hand Putting a 10 on Derekson's Point)
• Colonel Derekson: Good serve, cadet. Keep pressing the attack.
• Matt: Yes, sir. (Growling)
• (Matt Hits the Ball)
• (Samantha Hits the Ball, But Goes Through it, Laughing): I got it!
• Juan: Hey, she hit the net!
• Michael Robins: Hit it? She went through it!
• Zoe Drake: That's a fowl. Derekson's point.
• Derekson Cadets: On the win with Derekson!
• (The Hand Puts an 11 on Derekson's Point)
• Tessa: We're never gonna win that trophy, Tina.
• Tina: You bat we are! (Howls)
• (Tina Changes into a Bat and Hits the Ball)
• (Paul Falls)
• Max Taylor: Nice spike, Tina!
• (Tina Changes Back into a Human)
• Tina: Thanks, Max.
• (Tina Goes to Paul and Takes the Ball)
• Tina: Our serve, cadet.
• Paul Rogen: I must be going batty.
• Tina: Here, Tessa. Let's see a fang-tastic serve.
• (Tessa Hits the Ball)
• Michael and Juan: I've got it! I've got it!
• (Tessa Hits it Again)
• Michael and Juan: I've got it!
• Tessa: I've got it!
• (Michael and Juan Hit the Net and it Breaks)
• Rex Owen: You hit the net, cadets. We're all tied up.
• (The Hand Puts an 11 on Thornwood's Point)
• Kelly: I'd say they're all tied up. (Howling Laugh)
• Samantha: That's a howl, Kelly! (Giggling)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Oh, Al!
• (Al Goes to the Net and Refuses)
• Mrs. Thornwood (Off-Screen): I'll give you 6 extra flies for supper.
• (Al Doesn't Want that)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Okay, okay, a million flies.
• (Al Remakes the Net)
• Olivia: Let's go, Firewood!
• Milly: Oh, hot dogs! Mmm-mm. Two, please.
• Tevin: Make that three.
• (Lenny Lights the Hot Dogs)
• Jimmy: Thanks, Lenny. All this winning really works up an appetite, you know.
• Paul Rogen: They won't be winning for long. I've planted a remote control device in the volleyball.
• (The Derekson Cadets Put their Hands in the Middle)
• Michael Robins (Off-Screen): Affirmative.
• Matt (Off-Screen): Goodbye, Thornwood.
• (Scene Fades Black)
• (Tessa Gets Ready to Hit the Ball, and Does)
• Brenda: That looks good, Tessa.
• Paul Rogen: I'll make it look bad.
• (The Ball Flies Up)
• Juan: That serve is loco.
• (The Wrapping Causes Tessa to Fly)
• Tessa: Whoa!
• Max Taylor: Outta bounds.
• (Tessa Still Flies)
• Max Taylor: Way outta bounds.
• (CRASH)
• (The Ball Falls Down to Paul)
• Paul Rogen: Then it's Derekson's ball. (Giddy Laughing)
• (Scene Fades to an Unhappy Tessa)
• Brenda: Don't worry, Tanja. We'll get it back.
• Paul Rogen: Not unless this battery runs out. (Sinister Laughing)
• (Michael Hits the Ball)
• Kelly: It's all mine!
• (Paul Laughs and Hits the Button on the Remote)
• Kelly: Huh? (She Falls)
• Tina: I'll save it, Kelly.
• (Tina Spins Backwards)
• Tina: What a backspin.
• Colonel Derekson: On the win with Derekson!
• (The Hand Puts a 12 on Derekson's Point)
• (Milly Eats the Hotdog)
• Jimmy: Jinkies. This doesn't look good.
• (Tevin Takes the Hotdog from Jimmy's Hand and Eats it)
• Tevin: Tastes good.
• Jimmy: We gotta catch up.
• Milly: Ketchup? Okay.
• (Milly Puts Ketchup on Tevin's Hotdog)
• Paul Rogen: Prepare for another hit, Michael, with our secret weapon.
• Michael Robins: Affirmative.
• (Tevin Eats the Hotdog, and the Ketchup Flies Through)
• (The Ketchup Hits Michael who Hits the Ball)
• Michael Robins: Hey! I've been sneak attacked.
• (The Ball Bounces Back from the Net and Hits Paul)
• (The Remote Falls Out of Paul's Hand and Flies into Tevin's Mouth)
• (Tevin Hiccups)
• Paul Rogen: Nice work, Michael. Now our remote control is...
• (Tevin Hiccups)
• (The Ball Flies on its Own)
• Paul Rogen (Off-Screen): AWOL.
• (The Ball Bounces and Hits Colonel Derekson, Knocking his Hat Off)
• Colonel Derekson: Not only do we lose the ball, but I lose my hat.
• (Tevin Hiccups): Excuse me. (Hiccups)
• (The Ball Hits Colonel Derekson)
• Milly: Thanks, Colonel. It is our serve, right, Tevin?
• Tevin: Right, Milly. (Hiccups)
• (The Ball Bounces on Milly, Who Falls)
• (Kelly Hits the Ball as She Howls)
• (Juan and Oscar Dodge)
• (The Hand Puts a 15 and a 16 on Thornwood's Point)
• Matt: On the win with Derekson.
• (Tessa Misses the Ball)
• (The Hand Puts an 18 and a 19 on Derekson's Point)
• Colonel Derekson: 2 more points, men. The victory is ours.
• Paul Rogen: Yeah. We can beat these girls without military assistance.
• (Paul Hits the Ball)
• Oscar: Whoa.
• (Brenda Hits the Ball)
• Oscar: What a spike.
• (The Ball Comes Up from Underneath the Chair)
• Colonel Derekson: That ball is outta bounds.
• (The Chair Falls)
• Zoe Drake: But it hit in first. Thornwood's ball.
• Olivia: Go, go, Thornwood!
• (Lenny Blows Fire, and Accidentally Burns the Flag From Which Olivia was Waving)
• Olivia: Huh?
• (The Moon Spy Traps Fly Up)
• (Kelly Howls and Hits the Ball)
• (The Ball Hits Michael and Juan)
• Octo Basher: Those girls are strong, Truphira.
• Truphira: Just like their parents, Basher, but soon I will be more powerful than all of them.
• (The Hand Puts a 20 on Thornwood's Point)
• Milly: This is it, girls! Serve up a good win, Tina.
• Tina: You bat I will.
• Paul Rogen: This jet pack will set you up to spike that serve, Matt.
• Matt: My pleasure. I'll pulverize 'em.
• (Tina Throws the Ball and Hits it as a Bat)
• Matt: Take that, you bat.
• Tessa: I can't reach it!
• Tevin: I can't look! (Hiccups)
• (The Ball Bounces Back and Hits Matt)
• Matt: Huh?
• (The Ball Hits Juan, Michael, Oscar, and Paul)
• (The Ball is Out of the Field)
• Max Taylor: That's out, Colonel, and so are you.
• Rex Owen: Match over.
• Zoe Drake: And Thornwood wins the game.
• (The Hand Puts a 21 on Firewood's Point)
• (The Firewood Girls Cheer)
• (Tina, Samantha, and Brenda Have John)
• (Tanja and Penelope Have Tevin)
• Tina: You were fang-tastic, coach.
• John: Oh, it was nothing, really.
• Mrs. Thornwood: I think we get the trophy this year, Colonel Derekson.
• Colonel Derekson: There must be some mistake. I won't hand it over.
• (The Hand Takes the Trophy from Colonel Derekson and Gives it to Mrs. Thornwood)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Thank you, Colonel. Here, Tessa. For your mummy case.
• Tessa: Thanks, Mrs. Thornwood!
• Paul Rogen: I don't get it. We had that tactics.
• Michael Robins: We had the strategy.
• Juan: We had the equipment.
• Matt: But we still lost.
• Oscar: Affirmative.
• Colonel Derekson: No moping, men. The Derekson code says "Retreat with dignity."
• (Tevin Hiccupping)
• (The Ball Bounces with Colonel Derekson on it)
• (Tevin Hiccupping)
• (Colonel Derekson Bounces Away)
• Paul Rogen: Looks like the Derekson code just got broken.
• Michael Robins: Double affirmative.

Open House/Meet the Parents:

• (Kelly Howling)
• Kelly: This is gonna be our happiest Halloween ever.
• Tessa: Because we have a trophy to show off at our open house!
• Emmy: Open house? Is that like a party?
• Tina: It's only the biggest even of the Thornwood school year.
• John: Will there be food?
• (Milly and John Scream as a Skeleton is Hung)
• Tina: Oh, lots of goodies, John. Mrs. Thornwood is in the kitchen right now.
• John: What are we waiting for? Come on!
• Milly: Excuse us!
• (Scene Fades to Mrs. Thornwood Making Brownies)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Oh, I just love making brownies.
• Milly: Brownies?! Excellent!
• John: Can we give you a hand, Mrs. Thornwood?
• Mrs. Thornwood: Thanks, John. I've already got one. But you three can lick the bowl.
• Milly: Thanks.
• Tevin: Yeah, thanks.
• Mrs. Thornwood: Okay, Lenny. Ready to bake a batch of brownies?
• Lenny: Yeah! (Spews Fire on the Tray)
• Tina: Mmm. Something smells rotten.
• (John Slurps from the Bowl)
• John: You said it, Tina.
• (Milly Slurps from the Bowl)
• Milly: Yeah, really rotten.
• Tina: Deliciously rotten. Swamp brownies fresh from the oven.
• Mrs. Thornwood: Made with slimy swamp water, chock full of mosquitos.
• John: Yikes!! There's itching in the kitchen, Tevin!
• Tevin: Uh-huh! (Giggling)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Samantha, are the caterpillar cookies ready to bake yet?
• Samantha: They will be as soon as I can 'em. (Giggling)
• John: This kitchen is just crawling with snacks, Tevin.
• Tevin: Yeah.
• Samantha: Nothing's too good for our guests. (Giggling)
• Milly: So, who's coming to this open house, anyway?
• Tina: Everyone, Milly. My daddy, Dennis.
• Milly: That's your daddy?
• Tina: It's a bat picture of him. But he'll show up after sundown.
• John: Oh, no! It's almost sundown now, Tevin. That's when the vampire starts biting.
• Tevin: Help! (He Runs Away)
• John: Wait for me, Tevin!
• Brenda: Stop!
• (John and Tevin Skid to a Stop)
• Brenda: You've gotta meet Frodo Frankenteen.
• Tessa: And Manfred Mummy.
• Kelly: Oh, don't forget Marcos Werewolf.
• (John and Tevin Keep Running Until Samantha Stops Them)
• Samantha: And Hugo Phantom. (Hysterical Laughing)
• John: Yikes!
• (Tevin Jumps into John's Arms)
• John: We're all gonna be trapped in a house full of m-m-m-monsters!
• (Thunderclap)
• (Scene Fades to Black)
• (It's a Rainy Night)
• (Frodo Groaning)
• (The Moon Spy Traps Spy on the Monster Fathers)
• Octo Basher (Off-Screen): Here they come, Truphira.
• (Marcos and Frodo Run inside)
• (The Bat Turns into a Vampire Human of Dennis)
• Octo Basher (Off-Screen): The mightiest monsters in the world.
• Count Dennis: Let me cape you out of the rain, Manfred.
• Manfred Mummy: Thank you, Count. This wrap isn't water proof.
• Truphira: Ah, they were the mightiest, but now they've grown soft. Soon Truphira will be the most feared name in the monster world, when get those girl ghouls in my clutches.
• (The Scorpion Flyer Tries to Bite Truphira's Hand)
• (Truphira Smacks the Flyer Causing it to Spin)
• (Scene Fades to Milly, John, Tevin, Brenda, and Kelly Playing Checkers)
• (Frodo Groaning)
• Brenda: Dada!
• (Marcos Howling)
• Kelly: My papa's calling me.
• (Marcos Howling)
• John: Everyone's running off, Tevin. Why don't we?
• Tevin: Uh-huh!
• John: Quick! Into this elevator.
• Milly (Off-Screen): Gosh, John, are we gonna meet the rest of the folks?
• John: No, Milly.
• (They Run inside a Room, and Put Heavy Objects to the Doors)
• John: We should be safe now, Tevin.
• Tevin: I hope so, John.
• (The Drawer Opens)
• Milly (Off-Screen): We have company, Tevin.
• (Samantha Laughing): So there you are. Father, meet my new teachers.
• Hugo Phantom: Sammy's told me so much about you.
• (John and Tevin Scream)
• (John Holds Milly's Hand as He and John Run)
• Samantha (Off-Screen): See, Father? They just love to exercise.
• Tevin: Out here, guys.
• (The Bats or Dennis and Tina Fly in)
• John: Oh, no! Help!
• (John Runs While Tevin, Holding Milly's Hand, Runs with her)
• Tevin: This is bat news! Yeow!
• (Dennis Turns into a Human)
• Count Dennis: I'm so glad to see new blood at Thornwood.
• Tevin: You don't want mine. It's chicken blood.
• John: Yeah, chicken. (Clucks)
• Count Dennis: Tina, these 2 are battier than we are.
• Tina: They are a little strange, Daddy. But they're fang-tastic teachers.
• Tevin: We were lucky, John, but it's time to bug out of here.
• John: Positively!
• Milly: But then we won't meet the other parents.
• (John Hugs Milly in Fear)
• John: I hope you're right, Milly.
• (John and Tevin Scream)
• Brenda: There they are, Dada!
• Frodo Frankenstein: Come to Frankenteen.
• Manfred Mummy: Yes, let's a closer look at these 3.
• (Manfred Wraps Milly, John, and Tevin)
• Manfred Mummy: Who are you?
• Tevin: I'm Tevin.
• Milly: And I'm Milly Aniston.
• John: Don't hurt Tevin, Manfred. It's all my fault we're here.
• Manfred Mummy: Hurt you? I'm trying to hug you, for making my daughter feel like a winner.
• Marcos Werewolf: I'll howl to that. Let's give 'em three cheers.
• (Marcos and Kelly Howl 3 Times)
• (Ghouls Cheering)
• (The Hand Rings the Bell)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Now that everyone's acquainted, let's go downstairs for refreshments.
• (Scene Fades to the Outside of the School)
• Mrs. Thornwood (Off-Screen): Have some Halloween punch, everybody.
• (Everybody Has Halloween Punch)
• Mrs. Thornwood: That's the spirit, kids.
• Tevin: Very good, right, Johnny?
• John: Uh-huh.
• Mrs. Thornwood: It's an old Thornwood recipe. Poison Ivy punch made from scratch.
• (John and Tevin Scratch)
• Milly: Gee, Kelly, what's that?
• Kelly: Something for my papa, Milly. I made it in arts and crafts class. (She Puts a Ball in an Iron Maiden Toy) It's a juicer. Now you can have bitter lemonade whenever you want, Papa.
• Marcos Werewolf: That's beautiful, Kelly. (He Drinks the Lemonade) Oh, nice and sour. It makes my whiskers pucker.
• Tina: I made this for you, Daddy. It's a bat robe.
• Count Dennis: Wonderful. Just what I need after a rainy flight. Let me try it on.
• (Dennis Changes into a Bat)
• (Tina Puts the Robe on Dennis)
• Tina (Off-Screen): Oh, fang-tastic. It fits.
• (Dennis Screeching)
• Tina: See for yourself.
• (Dennis Screeches): That's wonderful.
• Tevin: Nice robe, Count. But that's no reflection on you. Right, Johnny?
• John: Yeah. (Giggles) I think.
• (Dennis Changes Back into a Human)
• Count Dennis: What a wonderful gift.
• Mrs. Thornwood: All the girls worked very hard on their presents.
• (Lenny Feels Sad and Left Out)
• Tina: Don't feel left out, Lenny. I made a robe for you, too, and it's fire proof.
• (Lenny Spews Fire on the Robe and it Doesn't Affect it)
• Brenda: I made my present in science class. It's a portable shock-man.
• (She Charges the Shock)
• Brenda: With a rechargeable batter pack that lasts for we-e-e-e-eeks. For you, Dada.
• (Frodo Puts the Earphones and Shocks Himself): This puts volts in my bolts. Thank you, Brenda. (He Pats Brenda's Head)
• Brenda: Welcome, Dada. I thought you'd get a charge out of it.
• Mrs. Thornwood: Show your mummy daddy what you made, Tessa.
• (Tessa Shows Manfred a Mummy Case Toy)
• Tessa (Off-Screen): It's a fright light, to brighten the darkest mummy case.
• Manfred Mummy: What a thoughtful gift, Tessa.
• Mrs. Thornwood: Last but not least, your daughter would like to play her latest composition for you.
• (Samantha Laughing Hysterically): It's called Duet for 3 Hands.
• (Samantha Plays the Organ with the Hand)
• (Gerald Plays the Drum)
• Samantha: And 6 tentacles. (Hysterical Laughing)
• (The Moon Spy Traps Look Outside)
• Octo Basher: They're having fun, Truphira.
• Truphira: Yes. But soon the party will be over.
• (Samantha Finishes the Song)
• (Ghouls Cheering)
• Hugo Phantom: Fantastic, Samantha.
• Mrs. Thornwood: Bravo!
• (Kelly Howls)
• Count Dennis: It made my blood run cold.
• John: Let's give that hand a hand, Tevin.
• (Tevin Smiles at John)
• (Samantha Shakes the Hand)
• Samantha: Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. (Hysterical Laughing)
• (Bell Rings)
• Count Dennis: It will soon be dawn. I must be on my way, Tina.
• Tina: I know, Daddy.
• Marcos Werewolf: The moon is going down, Kelly. I'd better run, too.
• Tevin: See you next Halloween.
• Count Dennis: In the meantime, I want you to take good care of my little Tina.
• Tevin: You can count on us, Count.
• Count Dennis: Good. Because if anything happens to her, it will be a bat day for you.
• Marcos Werewolf: That goes for Kelly, too. (Howls)
• (Frodo Grabs John and Tevin by the Throat)
• Frodo Frankenteen: Brenda's my pride and joy. Don't let me down.
• (Frodo Puts them Down, and Manfred Picks Them Back Up)
• Manfred Mummy: Take care of Tessa and her friends, or you're going to meet a very mad mummy.
• (Manfred Puts them Down)
• (Hugo Appears as John and Tevin Gasp)
• Hugo Phantom: Not to mention foul-tempered phantom.
• (Hugo Leaves)
• Milly: Bye, guys. Whoa, what a friendly bunch of folks, right, Johnny?
• John: Yeah, right.
• Tevin: Well, there's nothing to be afraid of now, John.
• John: Uh-huh.
• Truphira: That's what they think. (Sinister Laughing)
• (Truphira Walks to the Scorpion Flyer)
• Truphira: Get ready to fly, little scorpion flyer. You're about to earn your keep.
• (Truphira Laughing)
• (Scene Fades to Black)

Truphira's Plan/Trip to Lurky Marsh:

• Truphira: There's no time to waste, Octo Basher. Get cranking.
• Octo Basher: Yes, Truphira. (He Cranks the Lever, the Skylight Door Opens)
• (Truphira Has a Picture of John)
• Truphira: This is your target.
• (Scorpion Flyer Can't See it Upside Down)
• (Truphira Turns the Picture Upside Down for the Flyer to See)
• (Scorpion Flyer is Pleased)
• Truphira: Now, heed these words and heed them well. Find those fools and weave them well. Fly, scorpion flyer, fly. Soon those teachers will be learning from me. (Sinister Laughing)
• (Basher Laughing)
• Truphira: Don't just stand there. Close that skylight. There's a draft in here.
• Octo Basher: Y-Yes, Truphira.
• (Scene Dissolved to the School)
• (Tevin is Sleeping When he Hears the Shades Clapping)
• (He Pulls the Shades Up and Sees a Scorpion Flyer)
• (Tevin Yells): John! Bat! It's a bat!
• John: Bat? Take this baseball for later this morning, Tevin.
• (Tevin Throws the Ball to the Ground): No, John, bat.
• John: Calm down, Tevin. I'll take a look.
• (Scene Fades to the Window)
• John: See? See for yourself, Tevin. Nothing. Let's go back to sleep.
• Tevin: Okay, John.
• (He Pulls the Curtain Down and the Scorpion Flyer is There)
• Tevin: John! Bat shade! Bat shade!
• John: I'm coming! I'm coming! Oh, boy. Pull yourself together, man. See? There's nothing shady about the shade. Pull yourself together, Tevin.
• (Tevin Pulls the Shade Up, But Gets Curled Up in the Window)
• (John Snoring)
• (Scorpion Flyer Spies on John)
• (The Flyer Puts Spiderweb Earphones on his Ears)
• Truphira's Voice: You will do exactly as I say.
• John: I will do exactly as you say.
• Truphira: In the morning, you will take the girls on a little field trip to the Lurky Marsh.
• John: Little girls... field trip... to the Misty Meadow.
• Truphira: And then those girl ghouls will be mine! (Sinister Laughing)
• (John Giggling)
• (Basher Laughs and Stops)
• Truphira: Don't just stand there. Get to the Lurky Marsh and set my traps.
• Octo Basher: Yes, Truphira.
• (Scene Dissolved to the Derekson Military School)
• (A Blaring Bugle Barges in Blowing Revile)
• (Michael, Oscar, and Matt Wake up)
• (Paul is Still Sleeping)
• (Bugle Blares to Wake Up Paul)
• Paul Rogen: Juan, sometimes I'm sorry you ever invented that rolling revile robot.
• Juan: But it was your idea to give to the colonel for a birthday present.
• Michael Robins: Affirmative. Next year, we give him a pocket watch.
• Colonel Derekson: Glad to see you up and at 'em, Cadets. Fantastic invention!
• (Bugle Blares)
• Captain Derekson: As I was saying, you're up early for early morning maneuvers in tough terrain.
• Paul Rogen: I'll say. That's Lurky Marsh.
• (Cut to the Firewood School)
• John: Good morning, Tevin. It's a good day for a field trip.
• Tevin: It is?
• John: Yes, just feel that air.
• (Tevin Gets Blown by the Wind)
• (Tevin Hits the Door Flat)
• (Milly Wakes Up)
• Milly: You knocked, Tevin?
• John: Glad you're up, Milly. We're just on our way out.
• (Scene Fades to Outside the School)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Brr. Cold, raw, windy. A good chance of rain. A perfectly rotten day to be outside. So have a great time, girls.
• (Kelly Howls): We will, Mrs. Thornwood.
• Tevin: We're all ready to go.
• Lenny: Yeah. (Panting)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Sorry, Lenny. You're staying home with me.
• (Lenny Grumbling)
• John: Here we go, gang.
• Brenda: Bye, Mrs. Thornwood!
• Tessa: Bye, Lenny!
• Mrs. Thornwood: See you later, girls.
• Lenny: Yeah, see you later. (Grumbles)
• Mina: So, John, where are we going for a field trip?
• John: Someplace scenic, Mina. Right here.
• Mina: That's Lurky Marsh.
• Milly: Lurky Marsh?!
• Tina: Sounds fang-tastic. I'll bet it's crawling with alligators and snakes. (Giggles)
• Milly: Alligators? Snakes? Oh, man!
• Samantha: Not to mention quicksand. (Hysterical Laughing) I love quicksand.

Scorpion Flyers at Work:

• Colonel Derekson: Today's swamp will take us to Swampy Terrain. Stay close, men, as we use our survival skills to cross this marsh.
• Michael Robins: Yes, sir.
• (The Colonel Walks Off, Followed by Oscar)
• (Paul Falls in the Mud)
• Paul Rogen: The first skill is in ditching the colonel, and finding a dry way out of this swamp.
• Michael Robins: Affirmative.
• (Scene Slides to Colonel Derekson and Oscar Walking Through the Marsh)
• (Paul, Juan, Matt, and Michael Go Their Separate Ways)
• Juan: These field trips are a real drag.
• Matt: And dumb, too.
• Tessa: What do we do now, John?
• John: Well, now, uh, how about a jog through the marsh?
• Brenda: Great! I got plenty of energy.
• Tanja: Wait for me, Brenda.
• Milly: And us, too.
• (Milly Picks up Emmy)
• (Kelly Howls): Race you across the marsh, Tina.
• Tina: Then I think I'll stretch my wings, instead of my legs. (She Turns into a Bat)
• (She Then Flies Off, with Kelly Jogging)
• Kelly: Aw, no fair, Tina. We're supposed to be jogging, not jetting.
• (A Coil Trips Penelope)
• Octo Basher: Gotcha.
• Kelly: Boy, have you got the wrong girl. (Howls) Hi-yah!
• (Basher Moans, and Growls): You can't escape the Octo Basher.
• Kelly: Then I guess you've never chased a werewolf before, Bashy.
• (Basher Grunts)
• Kelly: This looks like a great place to hide. (Howls) I gave him the slip.
• (Screeching Sound)
• (Kelly Gasps)
• (The Scorpion Flyers Grab Kelly)
• Willow: Put me down!
• Octo Basher: 1 down, 4 to go. (Sinister Laughing)
• (Scene Dissolves)
• (Cut to the School)
• Mrs. Thornwood (Off-Screen): Is my cauldron bubbling yet, Lenny?
• (She Comes in the Kitchen to Taste her Scorpion Stew)
• Mrs. Thornwood: Why, my Scorpion Stew is ice cold. Lenny, here, boy. Light the fire. Now where has that dragon gotten to?
• (Lenny is Sniffing Out on the Trail)
• Tevin: Gee, John, marsh jogging is fun.
• (Lenny Hears Laughter Coming Through the Lurky Marsh)
• (Cut to Milly and her Friends Running on Stones)
• Tevin: How'd you think of this place?
• John: I don't know, Tevin. In my dreams, I think. Yikes!
• (John Leaps into Milly's Arms)
• John: This dream just turned into a nightmare!
• Milly: Yeah! Alligator nightmare!
• Milly and John: Help!
• Mina: Don't worry, Milly. Mina to the rescue!
• (Rope Breaks)
• Mina: Uh-oh.
• (She Hops on a Crocodile)
• (George Grabs her)
• John: Nice going, Mina, but too late.
• Milly: Guys!
• John: Yikes! I never thought we'd end up alligator appetizers!
• Amaya: Well, this girl is going down swinging.
• Tina: Try swinging with me.
• (Tina Grabs Milly and her Friends)
• (The Alligators Fail to Get Them)
• (Tina Changes into a Human)
• John: Not too bat an escape, right, Milly?
• Milly: Yeah, Johnny.
• Leo: Yeah. Thanks for the help.
• Tina: I need some help myself. Kelly must be playing hide-and-shriek. I can't find her anywhere.
• John: This marsh is a little bothering.
• Tevin: Don't worry. We'll all go look for them.
• Milly: Yeah. (Gasps)
• Tina: And I'll search by air. (She Changes Back to a Bat)
• (Meanwhile the Derekson Cadets are Walking)
• Matt: Hey, what's that up there? This marsh has got bats!
• Juan: Better look down here. We're back in the mud again.
• Michael Robins: Negative. I think this is...
• Paul Rogen: Quicksand!
• Matt: What do we do now, Paul?
• Paul Rogen: We use our basic survival skills, like yelling for help!
• Michael Robins: Affirmative. Help!
• Derekson Cadets: Help!
• Brenda: Sounds like those smart aleck Derekson Cadets.
• Tessa: Maybe they're playing in the marsh, too.
• (They Went to Find Them)
• Paul Rogen: Someone's coming.
• Michael Robins: Affirmative. It's those Thornwood Girls.
• Juan: Quick! Help us out.
• Tessa: But why? Swimming in quicksand is fun.
• Michael Robins: Fun? That's a negative.
• Flicker: On the double!
• Dizzy: If not sooner!
• Alice: Well, Tanja, if they insist.
• Tessa: What a bunch of spoilsports.
• (Brenda Helps the Derekson Cadets Out of the Quicksand)
• (Derekson Cadets Scream)
• Juan: Oh, thanks for getting us out, girls.
• Michael Robins: Affirmative.

Thornwood Girls Captured!:

• Paul Rogen: Now we'd better find a way out of this marsh. Forward, Cadets!
• (Lenny Comes by and Sniffs Paul's Foot, Snarling)
• Paul Rogen: Retreat!
• Michael Robins: Affirmative! Advance to the rear!
• Samantha: Marshes never bother me. Of course, my phantom feet never get wet! (Hysterical Laughing)
• (Scorpion Flyers are Watching Samantha)
• (Scorpion Flyers Laughing)
• (Samantha Laughing): That's strange. Those eyes are watching me. What do I think I shall do? Oh, well. I think I shall investigate. (Laughing) I can see it.
• (Flapping Wings Sound)
• (Samantha is Grabbed by Scorpion Flyers)
• Samantha: Hey! Let go of me!
• Tevin: No sign of the girls, Milly.
• Milly: Uh-oh.
• John: I'm beginning to get a bad feeling about this marsh.
• Leah: Hold it, John. Maybe Tina has good news.
• (Tina Screeching)
• John: Does that mean you found Kelly?
• (Tina Screeching)
• John: I think she wants us to follow.
• (They Run Until Milly Gets Snagged By a Tree)
• (This Causes Milly to Spin, and Sends her Flying)
• Max Taylor: There goes Milly, wanting to be first again.
• (Milly Lands on Lenny, Who Snarls)
• Milly: Oops!
• (Lenny Spews Fire at her, and Chases her)
• (Milly Screaming)
• (Lenny Runs After her)
• John: I wish Milly would learn to not play with Lenny.
• (Tina Looks Down, Sees Kelly and Samantha Captured, and Screams)
• Kelly: Don't worry, Tina, we're here. Come down.
• Samantha: We want to tell you something.
• (Tina Flies Down)
• Kelly: Fly higher!
• (Tina Screeching)
• (The Scorpion Flyers Fly After Her)
• Octo Basher: Don't let her escape!
• (Tina Keeps Flying from the Bats)
• Juan: Wow! Look up there!
• (Matt Takes the Binoculars from Juan)
• Juan: What a dog fight.
• Matt: Looks more like a bat fight to me.
• (Paul Takes the Binoculars from Matt)
• Paul Rogen: Affirmative. That's what I call a bat-tle.
• (The Scorpion Flyers Get Knocked Out)
• (Milly Hides in the Shack to Lose Lenny)
• (Lenny Still Runs)
• (Milly Snickering)
• (Kelly Taps on Milly's Shoulder)
• Milly: Yikes! What's wrong, Kelly?
• Kelly: Octo Basher is right behind you. Look out!
• Samantha: Lenny will come back for her.
• (Milly Gulps, and Walks Out)
• (Basher's Tentacles Grabs Milly)
• Octo Basher: Gotcha!
• Milly: Help!
• Octo Basher: Truphira does not like meddlers.
• Milly: N-N-Not me!
• (Milly Tries to Run Away from Basher, when Fire Burns Basher)
• Octo Basher: Yeow!
• (Lenny Blows Fire at Basher)
• (Basher Screaming)
• (Basher Runs into a Lake and Puts Out the Fire)
• Octo Basher: You two will pay for this!
• (Lenny Becomes Milly's Friend)
• (Milly Shakes Lenny's Hand and Laughs, Then She, and Lenny Run)
• Octo Basher: No one escapes the Octo Basher.
• (Tina Hides in the Clouds)
• (The Scorpion Flyers Can't Fire her Anywhere)
• Tessa: Well, it's about time.
• Brenda: Where have you Thornwood girls been?
• Samantha: Looking for you.
• Kelly: What's going on?
• (Tina Screeching)
• Brenda: It's Tina.
• Tessa: Something's wrong.
• Brenda: But we gotta get outta here.
• (Brenda and Tessa Try to Run Away from the Shack, but are Surrounded by Scorpion Flyers)
• Truphira: You're not going anywhere. (Sinister Laughing) Come to me, my Thornwood Girls.
• (The Shack is Sent Flying to Castle Truphira)
• (Tina Screeching)
• (The Scorpion Flyers Finally Catch her)
• (One of the Flyers Put the Earphones on Tina)
• (Tina is Stuck in the Bat's Clutches)

Rescue Mission:

• (Tina is Struggling to Get Away)
• Truphira (On-Speaker): Stop struggling. You cannot escape only me, Truphira. Your will is strong, just like your father's, but my will is stronger. Don't escape!
• (The Scorpion Flyers Take Tina to Castle Truphira)
• John: Guys! Melvina's getting bat-napped.
• Mina: Oh, no! This is awful! If we don't get her back, the Count will hold me uncountable.
• George: Don't worry, Mina. We'll get the other girls to rescue her.
• Milly: No. They're gone.
• Mina: You don't mean Brenda?
• Milly: Yeah, she's toughest nail's Frankenstein's monster.
• Paula Schaeffer: And Sammy?
• Milly: Sure, she's the gang's fun-loving ghost.
• Sandra: Not Tessa and Kelly, too?
• Milly: Exactly. She's the cute mummy and a werewolf who howls. And Tina, she was kidnapped.
• Tevin: Tina? The Thornwood Girls are in trouble? Whoa! Oh, this is awful. They're kidnapped. What do we do now?
• Milly: Follow that shack!
• John: Huh?
• Sandra: I think Milly wants us to follow that shack.
• Milly: That's what she said. Follow that shack.
• Tevin: Say no more, Milly.
• Penny: We'll track that shack, get the girls back before their scary folks ever know they're not back.
• Milly: Uh-huh.
• John: Uh-oh. We're stuck in the mud.
• Paul Rogen: Looks like the Thornwood transport vehicle is in deep trouble.
• Matt: Serves them right for taking our trophy.
• Michael Robins: However, the Derekson code says we help vehicles in distress.
• Juan: Affirmative.
• Paul Rogen: Negative. We do not aid and abet the enemy.
• Matt: Yeah, let 'em spin their wheels.
• (Lenny Snarling)
• Paul Rogen: As I was saying, men, that van needs some man power. I thought you might need a push.
• Michael Robins: Affirmative.
• Alice: Look, Milly, those cadets volunteered to help us out.
• (Lenny Walks By and Winks at Milly, Smiling)
• John: Keep pushing. I'm putting the metal to the pedal.
• (The Derekson Cadets Push the Van Out of the Mud)
• John (Off-Screen): We're outta here!
• Tevin: Come on! Get up, guys! The Thornwood Girls are in trouble!
• Milly (Off-Screen): Come on, Tevin!
• Tevin: You can help us rescue 'em from a bunch of meanies.
• Paul Rogen: That's a negative!
• Matt: Yeah, get lost!
• Tevin: What a bunch of sticks-in-the-mud.
• (Milly and her Friends Drive Off)
• (Colonel Derekson Appears)
• Paul Rogen: Colonel Derekson, sir.
• Colonel Derekson: Cadet Oscar has finished this hike in much better shape than the rest of you. Next time, follow me more closely, Cadet Rogen.
• Paul Rogen: Yes, sir! Uh, sorry, sir.
• Colonel Derekson: Ohh-- Back to the barracks, on the double.
• Derekson Cadets: Yes, sir!
• (They Leave)
• (Meanwhile, The Scorpion Flyers Take Tina Inside the Castle)
• Tevin (Off-Screen): Oh, no! The bats have come back to roost, and that's gruesomest roost I've ever seen.
• Mina (Off-Screen): Yeah, gruesome roost. (Shudders)
• John: We'd need wings to get up there.
• Milly: Leave it to us, John.
• (Scene Slides to Milly)
• Milly: Da-da-da-da-da-da! Charge!
• (The Traps were Set Up)
• Lenny: Hey! What about me?
• Milly: Make that a double charge for Emmy and Flames.
• Lenny: Yeah!
• John: Are you sure this'll work, Milly?
• Milly: I'm positive. Come on, guys. Hop aboard.
• (Scene Fades to Milly her Friends, and Lenny on the Trap)
• Milly: Fire away, Lenny!
• (Lenny Lights the Fire)
• (The Trap Flings them Up)
• (Milly's Friends, Except for Milly Scream)
• Milly: Whee! We'll be there in no time flat.
• (They Land on the Wall Flat)
• (Milly and Lenny Land on the Ground)
• John: You were right about the flat part, Milly.
• Milly: Man, I'm sorry, guys.
• Tevin: It's okay, Milly. (Giggles)
• Truphira: It's been too long since we had company, Basher.
• Octo Basher: I knew you'd be pleased, Truphira.
• Truphira: Yes, because these 5 will remain here permanently. (Sinister Laughing)
• Octo Basher: But, Truphira, what happens if your prisoners escape?
• Truphira: Don't upset yourself, Basher. I'm preparing a spell to make them evil forever. At the stroke of midnight, I'm going to have my arms defeat them.
• Octo Basher: Defeat them? Oh, how revolting.
• Truphira: Yes, isn't it though? (Snarls) Now stop cringing, and get my army ready!
• Octo Basher: Yes, Truphira!

Mirror Monster Tevin:

• Tevin: This pad is really locked, guys.
• Milly: Lenny will take care of it. Won't you, Lenny?
• (Lenny Marches up and Puts a Helmet on)
• (Lenny Blows Fire and Removes his Helmet, but the Lock Didn't Melt)
• Lenny: Huh?
• Zoe Drake: Oh, no. This lock must be flame proof.
• Emmy: Allow me, Zoe. Pick me up, Lizzie.
• (Lizzie Picks up Emmy, and Emmy Uses a Key to Unlock the Door)
• Emmy: Bingo.
• Lizzie Garland: That's one talented key, Emmy. (Laughs)
• Emmy: Yeah. (Laughs)
• Milly: Gee, this place is humongous. If we're ever gonna find the girls, we'll need to split up.
• Tevin: Oh, wow. (Laughs Nervously) I was afraid she'd say that.
• John: Me, too, Tevin.
• (John and Tevin were Looking Through the Halls, Until John Spots Something)
• (John Pulls the Sheet off and a Mirror is Shown)
• (A Monster Version of John Appears in the Mirror)
• John: Huh? (He Backs Away from it)
• (He Tiptoes Quietly to Show his Reflection Again, and his Monster Form is Seen Again)
• (John Screams): TEVIN!!
• (He Runs to Get Tevin)
• Tevin: What's the big idea, John?
• John: Mirror Monster.
• Tevin: Relax, Johnny. It's only a mirror.
• (Tevin Looks at his Monster Reflection and Makes Funny Faces)
• Tevin: See? It's just a silly reflection, like they have at the carnival.
• Joh: Sorry, Tevin.
• Tevin: Makes you look weird, but it can't hurt you.
• (John Sees Someone Coming to Grab Tevin and Runs Away)
• Tevin: John, come baaaaaaaaaack!
• (The Mirror Monster of Tevin Jumps Out)
• (Tevin is Trapped in the Mirror)
• Tevin: Hey! Let me outta here.
• Mirror Monster Tevin: Ohh... (Sinister Laughing)
• Octo Basher: That's it. Truphira likes a potion making. Hey, you there.
• (Sandra Holds a Water Gun)
• Sandra: How about a little water gun on your face?
• (Sandra Sprays Octo Basher in the Face with Water)
• Octo Basher: Oh, I'm getting wet. They'll soon be defeated for a second.
• (Monica Looks Around and Sees Tevin Trapped)
• Tevin: Monica, thank goodness. You have to tell John that the me who's following him isn't me.
• Monica: Are you? Good. You were duplicated into a mirror-like monster like you, Tevin.
• Tevin: Me? As a duplicator? Yes. Is it the witch of the web, Monica?
• Monica: Correct. It's Truphira. She makes the girls part of her evil team forever at midnight.
• Tevin: Her evil team?! It can't be that bad. Monica, go tell Milly's friends about Truphira.
• Monica: As you wish.
• (Mirror Monster Tevin Snarling)
• (He Scratches John's Back Causing John to Laugh)
• John: Cut it out, Tevin.
• Mirror Monster Tevin: John.
• John: Yes, Tevin?
• Mirror Monster Tevin: I'm after you.
• (John Screams): Y-Y-You're not Tevin.
• (The Mirror Monster has John's Shirt, and John Puts it Back on his Body and then Runs Away)
• Mirror Monster Tevin: You can't escape!
• John: Tevin!
• Mirror Monster Tevin: He can't help you now. No one can help you now. (Sinister Laughing)
• (Scene Dissolves)
• (John is Still Running from Mirror Monster Tevin)
• John: Help!
• (Mirror Monster Tevin Laughing Sinisterly)
• John: Help!
• (John Skids)
• John: Becky! Sandra! Help!
• Sandra: Calm down, John. We're here to help you.
• Becky: With this disguise, of course.
• John: You are?
• Becky: Hurry, John. Fool the mirror monster.
• Sandra: We'll fetch Milly's friends.
• John: Got it.
• Mirror Monster Tevin: Now, I've got you.
• (Mirror Monster Tevin Skids)
• Mirror Monster Tevin: I've got--
• (John, Disguised as a Mummy, Mops the Floor as Becky and Sandra Ran off to Fetch Milly's Friends)
• Mirror Monster Tevin: Hey, did a big ugly boy go by here a minute ago?
• John: Ugly? Uh, I mean, yeah. That-a-way.
• Mirror Monster Tevin: Thanks.
• John: It worked. (Giggles)
• (He Continues Mopping Until She Bumps into Mirror Monster Tevin)
• John: Oops!
• (Mirror Monster Tevin Snarling): You can't fool the Mirror Monster. (Snarling)
• (Emmy Yells)
• (Mirror Monster Tevin Snarling, Gets a Bucket Stuck on his Head)
• John: Help! Help!
• Elaine: Sounds like John's in trouble.
• Lenny: Yeah.
• (They Run Off)
• Tevin: Elaine! Lenny! Geez, I've spent a lot of time in front of a mirror, but never this long behind it.
• (Mirror Monster Tevin Tries to Get the Bucket Off his Head)
• Elaine: I'll help you get that off, Tevin. (Takes the Bucket Off his Head)
• Mirror Monster Tevin: Thank you.
• Elaine: Hey, you're not Tevin. And you look better with this on.
• (Mirror Monster Tevin Shakes it Off his Head and it Lands on Lenny's Head)
• Elaine: Put me down, you Tevin imposter!
• (Lenny Snarling)
• Elaine: I'm warnin' ya. Put me down, or prepare to splat!
• Mirror Monster Tevin: You don't scare me.
• (Lenny Spews at the Mirror Monster Tevin)
• (Mirror Monster Tevin Screaming, and Runs Away)
• Elaine: Gee, I think he got the message, Lenny. But just in case--
• Lenny: Yeah. (Spews Fire at him Again)
• (Mirror Monster Tevin Screaming): I'm going! I'm going! Whoa! Whoa!
• Elaine: Nice job, Lenny! Now we'd better find the real Tevin, and Milly and John.
• Lenny: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• Mirror Monster Tevin: Ooh, it's too dangerous out here.
• (Mirror Monster Tevin Jumps Back in the Mirror and Tosses Tevin Outside)
• Tevin: Jeez! It's about time.

Dino-Dweller:

• (Milly Walks By Quietly)
• (She Then Hears a Noise)
• Milly: Uh-oh.
• (The Wall Slides Back with Milly)
• Elaine: Gee, I thought I heard something.
• Truphira: What are you doing in here?
• (Milly Gulps)
• Truphira: Are you looking for the bathroom?
• Milly: Uh-huh.
• Truphira: Then it's right over there.
• Milly: Thank you, Truphira.
• (She Throws the Mop at Basher)
• Octo Basher: There's something funny about that woman.
• Truphira: Stop dawdling, Basher. Midnight approaches and this potion must be ready. Deadly nightshade.
• Octo Basher: Deadly nightshade.
• (Truphira Pours the Deadly Nightshade in the Potion)
• Truphira: Powdered newt.
• Octo Basher: Powdered newt.
• Truphira (Off-Screen): Oil of wolfsbane.
• Octo Basher: Oil of wolfsbane.
• Truphira (Off-Screen): Slimy salamander tail.
• Octo Basher (Off-Screen): Slimy salamander tails.
• (Basher's Tentacles Grabs Milly's Leg)
• Octo Basher: I knew this was no dummy. I knew this was no mummy.
• Milly: Whoops!
• Octo Basher: It's that meddling girl of the Thornwood's.
• Truphira: She's too stupid to have come alone.
• Milly: Stupid?
• Truphira: Dispose of her, and any of her foolish friends.
• Octo Basher: Yes, Truphira.
• (Scene Fades to Emmy and Max Searching)
• Tevin: Guys. Oh, boy. I'm so glad we found you. It's almost midnight. We gotta get outta here before we get killed. Whatever it is, it's gotta be bat news.
• Emmy: We'd love to. We're trying to find a way to Truphira's room.
• Tevin: Oh. What a freedom development this is.
• Milly (Off-Screen): Help!
• Tevin: Oh, no! Sounds like Milly needs us more than we do. (He Runs Off)
• Milly (Off-Screen): Help!
• John: That's Milly, and she's in trouble. Hang on, Milly! I'm coming!
• Milly (Off-Screen): Help!
• Tevin: We're coming, Milly!
• Milly (Off-Screen): Help!
• John: I'm right behind you, Tevin!
• Milly (Off-Screen): Help!
• Octo Basher: I'm so glad you came to help your friend.
• Milly: Help! Fellas!
• John: Put my wife down, you big meanie!
• Octo Basher: I've just begun to be mean. (Sinister Laughing)
• (Basher Pulls the Lever)
• (The Trap Door Begins to Open)
• Emmy: Oh, no! I'm beginning to get the idea.
• Octo Basher: Like I said, the fun is just beginning.
• (Basher Drops Milly)
• (Milly Yells)
• (SPLASH)
• John: Hey! You can't do that to my wife.
• Octo Basher: Don't worry. You'll be joining her.
• (Basher Pulls the Lever)
• (The Door Opens Wider)
• (Milly's Friends, and Lenny Fall in the Water)
• (SPLASH)
• (Basher Laughing): Farewell! (Sinister Laughing)
• John: Nice try, buster, but we know how to swim.
• Octo Basher: So does the giant Will Dwayne.
• Mina: Dino-Dweller?
• George: Mina! Look!
• (Dino-Dweller Comes Out of the Water)
• (Dino-Dweller Laughing Sinisterly)
• Mina: Jinkies! I think this Dino-Dweller doesn't mean well, Georgie!
• George: Uh-huh!
• (George and Mina Try to Climb Out, but They Fall Back in the Water)
• (Dino-Dweller Surrounds Them)
• Lizzie Garland: Ha! This second rate sea serpent doesn't scare me. Turn up the heat, Lenny.
• (Lenny Tries to Blow Fire, but Nothing Happens)
• (Lenny Shrugs Telling the Audience There's Nothing He can Do)
• Mina: Jinkies! What time for his pilot light to go out.
• (Dino-Dweller Surrounds Them)
• (Scene Fades to Black)
• (Cut to Derekson Military School)
• Michael Robins (Off-Screen): Paul, I can't sleep.
• Juan (Off-Screen): Me, either.
• Paul Rogen: I know. I guess we should've helped look for those Thornwood Girls.
• Michael Robins: Affirmative. It's the Derekson code to help ladies in distress.
• Matt: And they did get us outta that quicksand.
• Paul Rogen: Well, don't just stand there, cadets. We're on a rescue mission!
• Michael and Juan: Affirmative!
• (The Derekson Cadets Fly Off to Rescue the Thornwood Girls)
• (Meanwhile, at Castle Truphira)
• Truphira: Did you take care of that girl and her friends?
• Octo Basher: The Dino-Dweller will make quick work of them.
• Truphira: Good. Now send out the flyers. My potion is ready, and the midnight hour draws near. (Sinister Laughing)
• (Dino-Dweller Laughing)
• Amaya: Oh, no! This is not the time for games, Milly.
• Milly: I hope he'll play ball with me, Amaya. (She Throws the Ball to the Dino-Dweller)
• Dino-Dweller: Huh?
• Milly: Your turn, Lenny.
• (Lenny Hits the Ball with his Tail)
• (The Ball Bounces Ricocheting)
• (The Ball Hits Tevin's Head)
• Milly: That's it, Tevin.
• (The Ball Bounces Again)
• (Dino-Dweller Hits the Ball)
• Milly: Nice shot, Mr. Dino-Dweller.
• Amaya: I hope you're gonna let him win, Milly. This guy looks like a sore loser.
• Milly: Come on, Tevin. Hit it high.
• (Tevin Hits the Ball with his Hand Behind his Back)
• (The Ball Bounces Up for the Dino-Dweller to Reach)
• John: Now's our chance, guys. Going up!
• (Lenny Follows)
• Alice: It's like an elevator, right, Sam?
• Sam: Yeah.
• (Dino-Dweller Catches the Ball)
• John: Thanks for the lift. You can keep the ball.
• (Milly Checks her Watch)
• Milly: Oh, no! We gotta hurry. It's almost midnight!
• (Her Watch Has Tevin on it)
• Truphira: Prepare my Scorpion Flyers, Basher. The potion is ready.
• Octo Basher: Yes, Truphira.
• (Basher Pulls the Lever)
• Truphira: When the clock strikes midnight, those girls will be imprisoned.
• (Basher Laughs as He Pulls the Other Lever)
• Octo Basher: How wretchedly revolting for them. (Laughs)
• (Scorpion Flyers Laugh)
• Samantha: It doesn't look good, guys. I've been watching all day, and I haven't seen Milly or her friends.
• Tessa: Oh, Milly. Please hurry.
• Juan: I'm picking up bats.
• Paul Rogen: Any visual siting?
• Juan: Negative. Hold it. I hear sounds from that castle. Quarter it's 30-18-52!
• Michael Robins: Castle Truphira!
• Paul Rogen: Hang on, Cadets. We'll check it out.

Secret Passageway/Freeing the Thornwood Girls:

• Tevin: Are you sure this is how you got into Truphira's lair, Milly?
• Milly: I think so.
• John: Gosh, there has to be another way in.
• Tevin: There's no time. It's midnight!
• Mina: Don't worry, Tevin. Me and George will break down the door.
• (George and Mina Pick up Tevin)
• Tevin: Are you sure about this?
• (George Chuckles): Sure, as long as he doesn't get hurt.
• (George and Mina Use Tevin as a Battering Ram, and Batter Down the Door)
• Tevin: B-B-Boo-yah. Talk about an un-headache.
• Mina: You said it.
• (The Thornwood Turn Around and See Mina and Tevin)
• Tina: Look! It's Mina and Tevin.
• Samantha: I don't believe it. Here we are, guys!
• Tevin: Don't worry, girls. You're okay. We're gonna get out of there. Mina, get the bars.
• (Mina Bends the Bars, Freeing the Girls)
• Milly and her Friends: Wow!
• Milly: The plan worked!
• Tina: Now, let's get to Truphira's lair and stop Truphira.
• Milly and her Friends: Right!
• (Milly and her Friends Charge Up to Truphira's Lair)

Final Battle:

• (Clock Chimes Midnight)
• Truphira: The time has come.
• (The Spell Goes Wrong)
• Truphira: What the devil is going on here?
• (Mina Runs Out of the Dungeon)
• Truphira: Basher.
• Octo Basher: Yes, Truphira?
• Truphira: Did you know there was a twerp who freed the girls? Did you? Did you?
• (Octo Basher Shakes his Head "No")
• Truphira: There was a TWERP who freed the girls! Now, you quit playing around, and do your job, you potato eyed ninny!
• Octo Basher: Yes, Truphira.
• Truphira: Hey, what happened to my cage?
• (The Thornwood Girls were Hid Behind a Wall)
• Truphira: Must be here somewhere, they couldn't just get up and go. There are some small spiders here. Someone there who would try not to fool me!
• (Water Rushes Down the Waterfall)
• (Milly and her Friends Tiptoe Quietly)
• Milly: Okay, girls, try to distract the one-eyed mutant who has advantage to chase you.
• Tessa: Right, Milly.
• Octo Basher: Looking for me?
• Tessa: Oh, my!
• (Basher Begins to Chase Tessa, but Hits his Head)
• (Tessa Looks at Basher)
• Tessa: That'll teach him.
• Mina: Wow, that's awesome, Tessa!
• Tessa: Thanks, Mina. He's no match for us.
• Samantha: Now it's my turn to be ready.
• Octo Basher: That's what you think, phantom!
• (Basher Sees Samantha)
• Samantha: Whoa!
• (Basher Tries to Jump at Samantha, but Misses)
• Truphira: Well, there's more than one way to make a new spell. (Sinister Chuckle)
• Paul Rogen: Don't worry, girls. We'll help you.
• (Matt Drops a Water Balloon on a Scorpion Flyer)
• Matt: Direct hit!
• Michael Robins: Affirmative, Matt. You're batting a thousand.
• Kelly: You came to help us! Thanks!
• Tessa: You're a big help.
• Octo Basher: Not for long.
• (Basher Tries to Attack Kelly, but Kelly)
• (Kelly Bites Basher's Tentacles, Causing Basher to Scream in Pain)
• (Kelly Rushes to the Other Girls)
• Kelly: That creep was too much of a pain in the neck.
• (Tina Fights off the Scorpion Flyers)
• (Brenda Grabs the Scorpion Flyers, and Tosses Them to a Wall)
• Tessa: Gee, they've been chasing us so long, they were getting tired!
• Truphira: Get out of my way or else!
• Milly: You can't tell Milly Aniston what to do.
• Truphira: Then watch what I can do to you.
• (Truphira Turns Milly into a Frog)
• John: Yikes! What the heck has she done to you, Milly?
• (Milly Croaks)
• (She Hops Until Truphira Catches her)
• Truphira: I'll change the others into something worse than toads, unless you brats do what I say!
• Monica: Oh, dear! I hope we know what we're doing, John.
• John: Lenny, stop Basher.
• Lenny: Yeah.
• (Basher Looks for the Girls)
• (Lenny Shows Up)
• Octo Basher: You're no match for me.
• (Lenny Blows Fire at Basher)
• Octo Basher: I mean, I'm no match for you.
• (Basher Runs Away)
• (Truphira Laughing): Yeah.
• (Basher Accidentally Runs Up to Truphira)
• Truphira: Get off of me! Basher, what are you-- Wha--
• (Chomp Tips Truphira into the River)
• (Truphira and Octo Basher Fall in the Water)
• Max Taylor: That was great, Chomp.
• (Chomp Chirps Agreement)
• (The Alligators See Truphira)
• Truphira: Basher! Basher, you stupid monster! Get off of me, you idiot! Get off! Get off of me!
• Octo Basher: Sorry, Truphira.
• (Truphira Sees the Alligators)
• Truphira: No! No! Back!
• (Zoe Drake See Truphira's Wand)
• Zoe Drake: Tessa, the wand!
• (Tessa Twirls her Bandage like a Lasso)
• Tessa: I'll get that wand, Zoe.
• (Tessa Grabs the Wand from the Floor)
• (Tessa Runs to Milly with the Wand)
• Tessa: I want our Milly Aniston back!
• (Tessa Turns Milly Back into a Human)
• Milly: Thanks, Tessa.
• John: Hey, Tessa changed Milly back to her human self.
• Truphira: No, no. Get-- Get back! Get back!
• (Cut to the Waterfall)
• Truphira: Get-- Get away! Get away! Get! Ha!
• (The Alligators Swim Back)
• Truphira: I got you! I got you all! You'd think twice before messing with Truphira the Witch of the Web! (Sinister Laughing)
• (Octo Basher Waves Goodbye at Truphira)
• (Truphira Looks Back and Sees the Waterfall)
• (Truphira Screaming, and Tries to Swim Away, but Fails)
• Truphira: NOOOOOOOOOOO! (She Falls to her Death Down the Waterfall, Never to Be Seen Again)
• Wendy: She's gone forever, guys. Well done.
• Linda: Yeah.
• Jeff: Totally.
• Tessa: What are you gonna do with that wand, Brenda?
• Brenda: I'm putting it where it belongs: in the fire!
• (She Throws the Wand into the Cauldron)
• (Explosion)
• (The Scorpion Flyers Screeching in Agony as they Disappear)
• Brenda: Oh, my, it's over-energizing the potion. It'll explode!
• Kelly: Explode? (Howls) We're gonna be gone with the wand.
• (Tina Screams): I'll fly us out, but I can only take one at a time.
• Mina: I think we're all out of time.
• George: Yeah.
• Paul Rogen: Negative. Derekson will save the day. Hop aboard.
• Matt: Roger.
• (Milly, her Friends, and the Thornwood Girls Climb Aboard)
• (The Castle Explodes to Nothing)
• Max: Oh, my! Looks like Truphira's gonna need a re-decorator.
• Emmy: Yeah, really. (Giggles)
• Paul Rogen: Hang on, girls. We'll have you back to school in no time.
• Brenda: Back to school? How about dropping us back in the marsh?
• Tessa: Yeah. We never got to take a dip in the quicksand.
• Juan: I'll never understand girls.
• Oscar: Especially Thornwood Girls.
• (All Laugh)

The Thornwood Goodbye:

• (Back at the School, We Hear Rap Music Inside)
• Tevin: So with the Cadets, it was a snap to escape Truphira's trap. Now let's get loose and dance and clap while I lay on my Tevin Rap. Over there is Daddy Den who's glad to have her girl again, and all the guys from Derekson a day are here to dance the night again. And there's Mrs. T with Colonel D grooving too my melody.
• Mrs. Thornwood: Your boys were very gallant to go after my girls.
• (Colonel Derekson Gasps)
• (The Hand Dances with Mrs. Thornwood)
• Tevin: And Matt's with Brenda Frankenteen who wants to be a slam dance queen, and Sammy really does her thing, a dance for two, the Sammy fling. Milly and her husband John are always in a junky con.
• John: Great party, Mrs. T.
• Milly: Uh-huh.
• Mrs. Thornwood: Oh, I hope the new arrivals think so, too.
• John: Huh? New arrivals?
• Mrs. Thornwood: Over there. Meet your new students, and their parents.
• John: New st-st-st-st-st-students? Meet us in Maine.
• Milly: Yeah, Kansas.
• (Milly and John Run)
• Tevin: Gee, we'd better do like Milly Aniston, and skidoo.
• (Tevin Gives Lenny High Five, and He and Milly's Friends Leave)
• (Milly and John Cowardly Run Out)
• (Milly's Friends Run Out, Too)
• (Milly Drives Away)
• Emmy: Look, everyone, the girls are waving goodbye.
• (Milly and John Look Back)
• Thornwood Girls: Goodbye.
• Milly: Let's give 'em a real Thornwood goodbye, huh, Johnny?
• John: Uh-huh! Toodle-oo-awoo!
• (Milly and her Friends Howl with John)
• (Milly, and her Friends Drive Back to Rosemary-Land)
• (Screen Fades Black)