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  • (Milly Walks in JCPenney)
  • Milly: Hey, everyone. It's me, Milly Aniston. Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?
  • (Milly Hears the Viewers)
  • Milly: Well, okay! Come on!
  • (Scene Slides to the Escalator)
  • Milly: Oh, I almost forgot. To make the clubhouse appear, we get to say the magic words. Misha, Mosha, Milly Aniston. Say it with me. Misha, Mosha, Milly Aniston!
  • (The Clubhouse Appears on Top of the Escalator)
  • Chorus: "M-I-L-L-Y. Milly is her name."
  • Milly: That's me.
  • Chorus: "M-I-L-L-Y. Playing is her game."
  • (Milly's Friends Appear)
  • Barenaked Ladies: "It's the Rosemary Hills Clubhouse. Come inside, it's fun inside. It's the Rosemary Hills Clubhouse."
  • Announcer: Roll call! Tevin?
  • Tevin: Present!
  • Announcer: Mina?
  • Mina: Here!
  • Announcer: George?
  • George: Here!
  • Announcer: Monica?
  • Monica: Here!
  • Announcer: John?
  • John: Here!
  • Announcer: Milly?
  • Milly: Right here!
  • Barenaked Ladies: "It's the Rosemary Hills Clubhouse. Come inside, it's fun inside."
  • Chorus: "M-I-L-L-Y. Milly is her name."
  • (Rosemary Hills Clubhouse Title Card Appears)
  • Milly (Off-Screen): It's the Rosemary Hills Clubhouse! (Chuckles)
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