Trailer/Transcript
- Supermarket Announcer: Welcome, shoppers.
- Belle/Camille Toh: Ketchup, mustard, ooh, sausages and buns.
- Amos Mouse/Frank: Stand up straight, boys! Hey, look at this we’ve got one.
- E.B./Potato: Yes, we’re chosen!
- Kermit the Frog/Troy: Pick us!
- Conker the Squirrel/Barry: Yes!
- Amos Mouse/Frank: Oh yeah!
- Tinkerbell/Brenda: Amos! We've been chosen together!
- Amos Mouse/Frank: Hey, Tinkerbell, you and me.
- Tinkerbell/Brenda: I’m so happy the gods put our packages together.
- Amos Mouse/Frank: It’s because we belong together.
- Tinkerbell/Brenda: It’s like we were made for each other.
- Amos Mouse/Frank: Get ready, boys!
- Danny/Carl: It feels amazing.
- E.B./Potato: Oh, yes! I’m the first to enter eternity.
- Danny/Carl: Whoa-oh! E.B., way to go, buddy!
- E.B./Potato (singing): The pipes, the pipes are calling…
- E.B./Potato: Jesus! Fuck! Ooh, me skin! She’s peeling me fucking skin!
- Danny/Carl: What the fuck!
- Olivia/Baby Carrot: For the love of shit, run!
- Belle/Camille Toh: Whoops.
- Tanya/Baby Carrot: I want my mommy!
- Danny/Carl: They’re eating children! Fucking children!
- Paddington Bear/Firewater: So you have learned the terrible truth.
- Amos Mouse/Frank: I gotta tell everyone.
- Paddington Bear/Firewater: No one will believe you.
- Basil/Sammy Bagel Jr.: Run for your fucking lives!
- Tigger/Twinks: Once you see that shit.
- Ubercorn/Noodle Soup: Are you there!
- Tigger/Twinks: It’ll fuck you up for life. Good luck! Have fun!