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Shrek is an ogre and the protagonist from the "Shrek" franchise and the main figure of the Shrekist Religion.





  • I live in a swamp. I put up signs! I'm a terrifying ogre! What do I have to do to get a little privacy?!
  • Attention, all... fairy tale things!
  • I'm here til Thursday! Try the veal.
  • [reads a fairy tale] Once upon a time, there was a lovely Princess, but she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort. She was locked away in the castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison but none prevailed.
  • Your welcome is officially worn out.
  • Dead broad off the table!
  • Wanted: fairytale creatures.
  • They'll squeeze the jelly from your eyes!
  • No! I'm an ogre! You know --- "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that bother you?
  • Ogres are like onions. Ogres have layers, onions have get it? We both have layers.
  • Actually, that would be a giant. Ogres; they'll make a suit out of your freshly peeled skin.
  • I'm gonna get you off my land and back to where you came from.
  • Like that's ever going to happen! What a load of...
  • Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?
  • This is the part where you run away.
  • Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me! People take on look at me and go, "Arggh! Help! Run! A big, stupid, ugly ogre!" They judge me before they even know me. That's why I'm better off alone.
  • It's on my to-do list, now come on.
  • Heheheheh! And stay out!
  • Fiona? Are you all right?
  • But you are beautiful.