Silverlan 2/Transcript

[Chinese music plays]

Judge Peckinpah: Oh, savior of China... You have Ennobled the house of Rose. In gratitude, we honor you. All veneration to you, mighty...

Mr. Krabs: Say it. Say my name.

Judge Peckinpah: Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Now, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout. Hey, how you doin' up there, man? Thanks for the intro.

[Judge Peckinpah Growls]

Mr. Krabs: [Bell ringing] And now I think I'd like to visit my beloved Peadestal.

[Up-tempo music plays]

Ancestor Birds: [Sigh] Let's get it over with. [All groaning, grumbling]

Mr. Krabs: Ceremonial robe of honor. Ooh, if Silver could see me now.[Laugh]

Judge Peckinpah: [Sigh] Silver saves China one time, and now he thinks he's the emperor.

Mr. Krabs: I'm climbing a stairway to heaven. Whoo! top floor! Pedestal, perks, and props! Ceremonial bath of honor.

Judge Peckinpah: Ugh!

An Ancestor Bird :Ohh!

Mr. Krabs: Ooh, yeah! Y'all better take a deep breath, now, 'cause I ain't leaving my Pedestal for the next thousand years.

Ancestor Birds: [All groaning]

Mr. Krabs: Let the whirpool begin. Oh, yeah.

[Gong Crashes and chinese music plays and the words Walt Disney Pictures present and then Silverlan 2 and the dragon symbol appear.]

Big Mama: [Humming] According to this chart, I put the coins here. Relax, child. The spirit tell me Red will arrive and propose to Silver before the sun sets. There's still time to get in on the pool.

[Rafael gulps loudly]

Eva: Mother...

Rafael: Gambling in like playing mah-jongg with blank tiles. No one really wins.

Big Mama: I'm enriched by your presence, my son.

Rafael: Hmm? I...Think I'll go pray.

[Knock on door]

Eva: Hello, Zoe.

Zoe: Is Silver here?

Eva: Why, she's out in the field.

Big Mama: [Laughing] Yeah, doing her chores.

Zoe: Oh... I'll go help her! Uh, thank you.

Eva: [Sigh] The children all love Silver.

Big Mama: And why not? She's strong, She's brave, She's beauthiful. [Laughs] She'a a chip off the old block.

Silver: [Grunting] Hyah!

Mel: Hyah!

Hatchlings: Hyah! W-Whoa! Hiya.

[Kyle Barks]

Silver: It's okay, Kyle. What's going on here?

Zoe: We want to be like you, Silver. Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Unh! [Other Hatchlings laughing]

Silver: But I'm still learning myself.

Hatchlings: Please? [All talking at once]

Silver: Okay, I guess I can show you a few moves.

Zoe: Silver's gonna teach us how to kick butt.

[The other hatchlings are cheering and laughing]

Silver: Hold it. Calm down. That's lesson number tow. The first and most important lesson is to be gentle at the same teme we're being tough.

A Hatchling: How can you be tough and gentle?

Zoe: Yeah! I want to be tough!

Hatchlings: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Silver: I know it does sound a little funny, huh? but the world is full of opposites, and so are you. To be a good warrior, you must bring it all into balance. Hmm, let's see if this helps. Earth, sky, day, night. Sound and silence, dark and light.

[A Hatchling gigles]

Silver: ♪ One alone is not enough ♪ ♪ You need both together ♪ ♪ Winter, summer, moon, and sun ♪ ♪ Lesson number one ♪

Hatchlings: Wow!

Silver: ♪ Like a rock, huh, huh ♪ ♪ You must be hard, huh, huh ♪ ♪ Like an oak, mmh ♪ ♪ You must stand firm, huh, huh ♪ ♪ Cut quick ♪ ♪ Like my blade ♪ ♪ Think fast, huh, huh ♪ ♪ Unafraid ♪

Mel: Luk at tu!.

Hatchlings: ♪ Like a rock, huh, huh ♪ ♪ You must be hard, huh, huh ♪ ♪ Like an oak, mmh ♪ ♪ You must stand firm, huh, huh ♪ ♪ Cut quick ♪ ♪ Like my blade ♪ ♪ Think fast, huh, huh ♪ ♪ Unafraid ♪

Zoe: Okay, Silver, I'm ready.

Silver: Uh-huh. But you're still out of balance. You're only halfway there.

Silver: ♪ Like a cloud ♪ ♪ You are soft ♪ ♪ Like bamboo ♪ ♪ You bend in the wind ♪ ♪ Creeping slow, you're at peace ♪ ♪ Because you know ♪ ♪ It's okay to be afraid ♪

Hatchlings: Like a cloud ♪ ♪ You are soft ♪ ♪ Like bamboo ♪ ♪ You bend in the wind ♪ ♪ Creeping slow, you're at peace ♪ ♪ Because you know ♪ ♪ It's okay to be afraid ♪

[Kyle is barking]

Chorus:♪ One alone is not enoug ♪ ♪ One alone is not enoug ♪ ♪ You need both together ♪ ♪ You need both together ♪ ♪ Winter, summer, moon, and sun ♪ ♪ Winter, summer, moon, and sun ♪ ♪ Lesson number one ♪ ♪ Like a rock ♪ ♪ Like ♪ You must be hard ♪ ♪ Like an oak ♪ ♪ Like an oak ♪ ♪ I must stand firm ♪ ♪ You can fly ♪ ♪ ♪ It's okay to be afraid ♪ ♪ ♪ I'm not afraid ♪ ♪ You have begun ♪ ♪ ♪ Lesson number one, Lesson number one ♪ ♪ Lesson number one ♪ [Neigh] [Gasps]

Zoe: It's General Red!

Hatchlings: General Red! General Red! General Red! [Hatchlings are laughing] [Silver is shouting happily] [Red is chuckling]

Red: Hello, little warriors.

Silver: The new uniform suits you, General.

Red: Oh, the uniform -- yes. [Clears throat] now I just have to live up to it.

Silver: Of course you will. You're very brave.

Red: Oh, right. brave. Yes, well... [Clears throat] Silver, I haven't known you for very long, but I feel that doesn't matter so much when a man is in...

Zoe: [Ding! Ding, Ding, Ding,!]

Red: When a man is in...

[Hatchlings are giggling]

Red: Is there someplace private we can talk?

Zoe: We can go to my house.

[Hatchlings' gigglig continues]

Silver: Okay, everybody, time to be like the river and flow home.

Hatchlings: Oh, No! Oh, No! Oh, No! Oh, No! Bye, Red. Bye, Hans. Bye, Silver.

Red: Could you take care of this for me?

[Zoe gasps, squeals and lauging]

Silver: You know, you're never gonna get that back.

[Red chuckles]

[Silver screams]

[Both laughing]

Big Mama: [Laughs] Oh, She said yes!

[Eva sighs]

Rafael: When one's heart is overfilled with joy, some may spill from the eyes.

Big Mama: You can say that again! I win the pot! [Laughs]

Rafael: Actually, you bet he would propose before sundown. I bet he would propose before noon.

Eva: But you don't gamble.

Rafael: Betting against my mother is not a gamble. It's an investmen.

Big Mama: Oh...

Mr. Krabs: [Sobbing] Ooh, what a happy, happy day! My little baby's getting married.

Silver: Shh, Mr. Krabs, someone will hear you.

Mr. Krabs: I can't help it. You know crabs are very emotional. Oh, It seems like just last month you and I were saving china.

Silver: It was last month.

Mr. Krabs: How time flies... You know, baby, this must be a magical moment for you.

Silver: It's not every day I get engaged.

Mr. Krabs: No, I meant telling me you're engaged.

Mel: Oh...

Mr. Krabs: Oh! After all, you know, I'm the guy that gave you and pretty boy the hookup. Am I a guardian, or Am I a guardian?

Silver: Oh, you're more than that, Mr. Krabs. You're my most trusted friend.

Mr. Krabs: [Voice breaking] Oh, that did it! [Sniffles]

Silver: Are you crying again?

Mr. Krabs: No, I just got some exfoliating cream in my eye. Of course I'm crying, girl! What you think?! Oh, Silver, I'm just so happy for me.

Silver: You? uh...

Mr. Krabs: Hmm? This wedding business is a big status boost for me. When those ancestors look up the career ladder, all they're gonna see is my behind.

Silver: So glad my getting married is helping you out, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: All right, I Get you, Ms. Missy. But you know I'm thinking about you, too. In fact, I'm gonna plan your wedding. First I gotta work me up a theme. You know, theme is everything. How about "rainbow of memories"? Huh? no, That's too "junior prom." I've got it! the theme is "think pink." You know, pink is the new red, girl. It's simple. it says it. Now watch my smoke.

[Silver laughs]

Mr. Krabs: Mel, to the fabric store!

[Silver laughs]

Red: Silver? Seems your grandma invited someone to help us celebrate the engamement.

Silver: Really? Who?

Red: China.

Crowd: Congratulations! [Cheers and applausee]

Big Mama: Isn't it wonderful? sorry it's sort of slapdash. It took us by surprise, You know.

[Silver and Red chuckle]

Big Mama: Make way for the happy couple.

[Gong crashes]

Red: Now, this is a battlefield.

Silver: What's our strategy, General?

Red: Divide and conquer.

[Both laugh]

Mr. Krabs: All right, all right, all right, wikiwiki, dead people. We've got work to do, so let's move with purpose.

[Ancestor birds are groaning]

Mr. Krabs: I've got an important announcement to make. Hold on to you ectoplasm, now. Silver's getting married!

[Ancestor birds are cheering]

Mr. Krabs: All right, all right, all right, simmer down. I know just how you feel. But time is a-wasting, people, so let's move, move, move! The theme is pink. I want to see pink flowers, pink bibbons, pink bows. I'm not talking about salmon. don't show me no blush. I mean pink as a freshly slapped newborn's behind.

An Ancestor Bird: How about a pink slip?

Mr. Krabs: Excuse me? Don't nobody want to see your drawers, Prunehilda.

Judge Peckinpah: Actually, she meant this.

Mr. Krabs: Hey, this look like a for-real pink slip. You know, like a "you're fired" pink slip.

An Ancestor Bird: Oh, it is.

Mr. Krabs: Say What? Oh!

An Ancestor: The pink slip is for you.

Judge Peckinpah: It is written, once a woman marries, Her husband's ancestors take over the duty of guardianship. [Laughing]

Mr. Krabs: No, no, no, y-your scroll must have a-a typo. That -- That can't be.

An Ancestor Bird: Oh, but it is. You're out of a job...

An Ancestor Bird: Out of a pedestal...

An Ancestor Bird: And Out of our hair... Fool!

Mr. Krabs: Aah! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I ain't going out like this. It took me 500 years to get this pedestal back, and I ain't about to give it up.

Judge Peckinpah: Hear me, you lazy lounge arthropod. The moment Silver is married, you've got your old job back.

[Mr. Krabs Gulps]

Judge Peckinpah: Remember gong duty? Perhaps this will ring a bell.

[Air whistles, crash and laugher]

Ancestor birds: Mr. Krabs's on his way out! Mr. Krabs's on his way out! Mr. Krabs's on his way out! Mr. Krabs's on his way out! Mr. Krabs's on his way out!

[Mr. Krabs sighs]

Ancestors: Mr. Krabs's on his way out!

Mr. Krabs: What am I gonna do?

Ancestor birds: Mr. Krabs's on his way out! Mr. Krabs's on his way out! [Fading] Mr. Krabs's on his way out!

[Silver laughs]

A Woman: So, tell me, will it be a big wedding?

Silver: Absolutely.

Red: Oh, no, absolutely not.

A Woman: Children?

Red: As many as possible.

Silver: Oh, maybe one or two.

Red: We'll have to think about it.

Cassie Rose: Right away.

Red: Blue.

Silver: Pink.

Red: Mild.

Silver: Spicy.

Red: Yes.

Silver: No!

Eva: Oh, dear, did you hear that?

Rafael: Not exactly a harmonious comuple, are they?

Eva: What should we do?

Rafael: Perhaps we should give our gift to the children now.

[Crash, horse neigh and crowd shouting]

Zoe: MAMA!

Soldier: General Red, Silver, orders from his majesty, King Neptune.

Red: Is there trouble?

Soldier: Yes, sir. Report to the imperial palace.

Red: We'll leave at once.

Red: This must be pretty important for King Neptune to want both of us.

Silver: He knows a winning team when he sees one.

Mr. Krabs: [Scoff] Since when are they the winning team? The ink ain't even dry on my pink slip, and I'm being replaced.

Mel: Tatata bala tu! 

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, I now. You're right. How could I have been so selfish? Look at them. Those two clearly got it going on. Mel, I've made a decision. I gotta kiss my pedestal goodby, 'cause my girl's happiness comes first.

Plankton: Bank yu! 

[Herbie honks]

Silver: Dad, Mum.

Rafael: We were just admiring the mudan tree.

Silver: It's so lovely this year.

Rafael: The blossoms reach for the sunlight above, yet, unseen, the roots reach for the rainwater below. Sun and rain -- So different,yet only by working together do they create harmony and life.

Silver: I know, Dad -- The lesson of Yin and Yang.

Rafael: And to help you remember that lesson...

Silver: Father, mother, our necklaces.

Eva: Not Ours -- Our great-great-grandparents.

Rafael: And now...yours.

Red: Thank you, sir.

Silver: Oh, They're so beautiful.

Rafael: But you'll be surprised how heavily they can weigh. To share the burden, you must work together, like the sun and rain.

Mr. Krabs: Wait a minute. Old bird Rafael got a point, now. Silver and Red are as different as sun and rain. And when the infatutation wears off, their tree of life's gonna wind up with root rot.

Mel: Luk at tu!

Mr. Krabs: Oh, yeah, sure, she seems happy. That's the real tragedy here! The girl don't even realize how miserable he is.

Mel: Pwede na?

Mr. Krabs: That's why I gotta nip this thing in the bud.

Plankton: Pwede na?

Mr. Krabs: This is not about my pedestal. This is about Silver making the biggest mistake of my -- Uh, I mean, her life.

Mel: Tatata bala tu! 

Mr. Krabs: Man, how could I have been so selfish? Silver's a girl worth fighting for. And, after all, I am the girl's guardian. Plankton, I'm gonna break them ! uo

Mel: AAAARGH!

Mr. Krabs: Ooh, so I guess that means you're on board.

Mr. Krabs: Uh, Silver, could you smooth out the drive a little bit? Oh, I'm getting race car-sick. [groans]

Silver: Mr. Krabs, what are you doing here?

Mr. Krabs: Hey, whither thou go, I goeth, birl. remember, teamwork isn't Tabout ego. it's about "we go."

Mel: Bello.

Mr. Krabs: Mel! What are you doing here?

[Silver laughs]

Mel: Para tu .

Mr. Krabs: Protect Silver from me? I'm her guardian! Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're her lucky minion. You're lucky I don't shear on you.

King Neptune: As we stand here, mongol forces are moving closer to our border. The threat of attack is growing every day. As it is, our army's hopelessly outnumbered.

Red: Your majesty, let me lead my forces in a pre-emptive strike. Each of my warriors will fight like 10 mongols.

King Neptune: No, General. I plan to defeat this enemy without the use of force. Instead, you will forge a union so strong, the mongol hordes won't dare attack. An alliance with the Kingdom of Qui Gong. We will become united through marriage. You will escort three princesses to Qui Gong. There, they will marry King Leonard Mudbeard's sons

Silver: What?

King Neptune: and seal this critical alliance.

Red: Yes, your majesty.

King Neptune: My advisors tell me the charts are clear. If this wedding does not take place in three days, the alliance will crumble and the mongols will destroy us. Mark my words, General -- Three days.

Red: Not a moment more, your majesty.

King Neptune: I know that face, Silver. What troubles you?

Silver: Your majesty, an arranged marriage?

King Neptune: Rest assured, child, my daughters know exactly what they're doing.

Silver: Your daughters?

King Neptune: They consider it an honor to marry in the cause of peace.

Silver: Your majesty, I, uh... I...

King Neptune: Apology accepted. General, how many troops do you estimate you will need to accomplish this mission?

Red: Three.

King Neptune: Three companies.

Red: Three men.

King Neptune: You surprise me, general. These are my children.

Red: This mission does notcall for force, but finesse. We must become one with the countryside.

King Neptune: As king, I trust you. As a father, I implore you to choose your three soldiers wisely.

Red: I know just the men. Fearless...

Silver: Loyal...

Red: And disciplined.

Silver: China's most honorable and noble soldiers.

Lola: And stay out!

[All grunting]

Lola: I've found wives for hundreds of men, but the Golden Dragon of Unity himself couldn't make love matches for you three! Come back when you get personalities!

Patrick Star: Aah!

Oscar: Well, that's a fine way to treat China's greatest -- Oh! [Muffled] heroes.

Patrick Star: What's her problem? All I asked for was a girl who would worship the dirt I walk on.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I simply asked for someone who would cook for me morning, noon, and night.

Oscar: I just wanted a girl who likes to laugh... And thinks I'm a god.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Perhaps we weren't specific enough.

Oscar: Oh, forget that Dragon lady. The only ones who can find girls worthy of us...Is us.

Patrick Star: Yeah.

Oscar: ♪ Well, I don't need her ♪ ♪ To be all smug and snooty ♪

Patrick, Oscar and SpongeBob: Pbht! Pbht! Pbht!

Patrick Star: ♪ I got a plaque right here ♪ ♪ That says I kicked hun booty ♪

SpongeBob SquarePants: ♪ We have everything we reamed we'd find ♪ ♪ When we came back from war ♪

Patrick, Oscar and SpongeBob: ♪ Yeah, everything but ♪ ♪ A girl worth fighting for ♪

Patrick Star: ♪ Hey, suck in your gut ♪

Patrick, Oscar and SpongeBob: ♪ There's a girl worth fighting for ♪

Oscar: ♪ And I think she wants us to come over ♪ ♪ My girl will laugh at all my jokes ♪ ♪ But tell it to me straight ♪

Patrick Star: ♪ She'll rub my head when I get sick ♪

SpongeBob SquarePants: ♪ And let me pick off of her plate ♪ ♪ If Oscar can find a girl ♪ ♪ Who likes his chopstick nose trick ♪

Patrick Star: ♪ Ooh, he really better just propose quick ♪

Oscar: ♪ Well, I have to say based on today I'm cranky ♪

SpongeBob SquarePants: ♪ I'll just spend my life with you two ♪

Patrick Star: ♪ Pass the hanky ♪

Oscar: ♪ And there's no one there to steal my chair ♪

Patrick Star: ♪ And twirl around the floor ♪

Patrick, Oscar and SpongeBob: ♪ Wish I had a girl worth fighting for ♪ ♪ I would be true ♪

Oscar: ♪ To a girl worth fighting ♪

Patrick, Oscar and SpongeBob: ♪ I'd make fondue ♪

SpongeBob SquarePants: ♪ For a girl worth fighting ♪

Patrick, Oscar and SpongeBob: ♪ I'd even kiss you ♪

Patrick: ♪ For a girl worth fighting ♪

All: [Gruting] [Weakly] ♪ For ♪ Silver! General Red!

Red: [Chuckles] If you three aren't too busy disturbing the peace, I need you to join Silver and me on a mission.

Oscar: To save China?

Silver: Naturally.

Patrick Star: I'll be leaving behind a few broken hearts, but count me in!

Oscar: Sing me up!

SpongeBob SquarePants: When do we start, general?

Red: Tonight.

[Horse neighs]

Patrick: Huh? [Sighs]

Red: We're about to depart, your highnesses. You have my word we will arrive swiftly and safely.

Angie: My sisters and I thank you, General Red.

Red: Permit me to introduce Silver.

Princess Mindy: It is a privilege to meet the hero of China.

Red: I leave you in her capable hands. Stand ready!

Silver: You might need these. It's a little chilly.

Angie: Thank you, Silver.

Silver: You're welcome, your higness. So...you're getting married.

Princess Mindy: Oh, yes.

Silver: To princes in Qui Gong.

Angie: That's right.

Silver: Well, they must be handsome.

Sandy Cheeks: We don't know. We've never met them.

Silver: Really? So you have no idea what they're like...at all?

Angie: It's all right, Silver. It's our honor to serve the King.

Princess Mindy: And The Middle Kingdom.

Sandy Cheeks: The whole thing is so exciting. we're very happy... really.

Silver: Well, I'm glad to hear that. I'm not sure I could go through with some--

Red: Silver! Prepare to move out.

Silver: Um, time to get going.

[Angie, Sandy and Mindy sigh]

Red: Move out!

[Horses whinny]

Silver: If we get to the Honshu Pass by midday tomorrow...

Red: We'll have just enough time to make it to Qui Gong.

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, just enough time to stop Silver from making Tthe biggest mistake of my -- I-I mean, uh, her life.

[Horse whinnies]

[Silver sighs]

Red: What's the face?

Silver: What face?

Red: That face.

Silver: There's no face. This is my face, That's all.

Red: You know I know you better than that, Silver. What's wrong?

Silver: [Sighs] I realize our duty is to the mission.

Red: But?

Silver: But I have another duty... to my heart.

Red: Oh, Silver, your only duty is to King Neptune.

Silver: But, Red, an arranged marriage?

Red: I know, but not everyone can be as lucky as we are. In an ideal world, everyone would marry for love.

[Silver sighs]

Red: But the world isn't perfect. I'm just glad my world is.

Mr. Krabs: [Sighs] "My world" -- Talk about selfish. You know, you don't hear me bragging about how it's my world, even though it pretty much is. I'm telling you, Mel, the sooner I bust them apart, the better things will be for Silver.

Oscar: And so I said, "You just broke my best set of China." [Laughs] China, get it?

Patrick Star: Did you see the way she looked at me?

Oscar: You mean with disgust?

[Oscar and SpongeBob laughter]

Patrick Star: No!

Oscar: Ow!

Patrick Star: Our eyes met, and we shared a cosmic moment.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, just like when I look at potted pig's knuckles.

[Oscar laughs]

Patrick Star: It's love, I tell you! Love...

Oscar: Love, shmove -- It doesn't matter. We're on a mission. No fraternizing with the princesses.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Engaged-to-be-married princesses.

Patrick Star: Oh, yeah.

Sandy Cheeks: Wow, China is so big! Isn't it beautiful, Mindy? Mindy?

Princess Mindy: Oh, yes. Beautiful. Did you see the way he looked at me?

Angie: Who, The brown dumb starfish?

Princess Mindy: Dumb? He's more like a big, cuddly panda bear.

Sandy Cheeks: But you didn't even talk to him.

Maya: A true romantic can tell -- He may be coarse on the outside, but on the inside...

Angie: He's gross?

Princess Mindy: I mean under that.

Sandy Cheeks: He smells? Oh!

Princess Mindy: I can see past my nose. Deep down -- Deep, Deep down, way down, there's something.

Sandy Cheeks: Oh, Angie, I think she's in love.

Angie: Oh, no. There'll be none of that. Remember, Mindy, you are to be married in three days. You gave your solemn oath.

Princess Mindy: You're right.

Red: Whoa! [Horses neigh]

Silver: We're stopping to water the animals, your highnesses. Mayde you'd like to stretch your legs?

Princess Mindy: Are the, um, guard fellows out there?

Silver: Oh, yes, you're perfectly safe.

Princess Mindy: I think a leg stretch would be very nice.

[Sandy giggles]

Patrick Star: [Humming] Oops. uh...

Princess Mindy: Thank you for helping me with my glasses.

Patrick Star: Ow!

Princess Mindy: May I know your name?

Patrick Star: Uh, now, dow, cow! Bao?

Princess Mindy: No, you must eat. It must be exausting guarding us day and night.

Patrick Star: Oh, no. Well, yes, but I'm strong and marching.

Princess Mindy: Yes, I suppose all that trainning does make it second nature.

Patrick Star: But I think, un, you and princess with, uh... Oh, I could never.

Princess Mindy: But it is our duty and our honor, although it can be a burden. Oh, I've said too much. You are very easy to talk to, Patrick.

Patrick Star: Permit me to echo your praise, your highness. I find your presence engaging and your conversation sparkling.

Princess Mindy: Thank you.

Sandy Cheeks: [Inhales deeply and grunting softly] Whoa!

[SpongeBob and Sady giggles]

Angie: Hmm. [Gasps]

Oscar: Well, hello there. I am Oscar.

Angie: I am Princess Angie.

Oscar: Well, if you ever need me, just give me a Ting-a-Ling! [Laughs]

[Angie groans]

Oscar: Come on, your higness. You don't want to let your guard down. Get it? Guard...down? thank you! [Laughs]

[Angie groans]

Oscar: You know, I've got some blue blood myself. Many have called me a Royal Pain! Thank you!

Angie: Oh!

Oscar: You've been a great crowd! [Sighs]

Sandy Cheeks: [Giggles] Angie, look! Isn't this fruit lovely? SpongeBob got it for me. He's so sweet.

Angie: Just get your pomegranates in the carriage.

[Sandy laughs]

Princess Mindy: Silver?

Silver: Your highness. Is anything wrong?

Princess Mindy: No, no, not at all.

Silver: Are you...sure?

Princess Mindy: Uh... I just wanted to compliment you. You were so brave to take your father's place in the army.

Silver: Oh, well, thank you.

Princess Mindy: Your duty was to stay home, but your heart told you to break the rules. How did you decide between duty and heart? Uh...oh!

Silver: Well, it wasn't easy, but, uh, by following my feelings, I wound up doing the right thing. I guess I learned that my duty is to my heart.

Princess Mindy: My duty is to my heart. Yes, that makes sense. That's marvelous! Thank you, Silver! Thank you!

Silver: You're welcome...I guess.

Red: Let's get back on the road!

Mr. Krabs: Ha ha...That's my cue to put "operation Red" into action. Pretty boy's gonna look so bad, it'll send Silver unning for the hills. This is gonna be delicious. Ah...

Red: Hmm... Mnh-mnh-mnh. Watch this. Unh! Oh! Hey! What -- What -- [Mumbling] Aah!

Silver: Good catch, Red.

[Red is laughing]

Mr. Krabs: [Growls] Aah! [Laughs evilly]

Red: Oh!

[Silver Smooches him and laughs]

[Mr. Krabs is grumbling]

[Herbie horns at Mr. Krabs]

Red: Aah! Ohh! [Whimpering]

Silver: Oh...Red? Unh! Oh!

[Both laugh]

Mr. Krabs: AAH! [Groaning] [Gasps]

[Herbie horns]

Red: Ohh! Ohh! Aah! Oh! Oh! Oh!

[Air whistling]

Silver: Hey! Mmm...Tasty!

[Mr. Krabs Growls]

[Herbie horns and runs over at Mr. Krabs]

Mr. Krabs: Aah! [Shouting and groaning weakly]

Mr. Krabs: [Grunts] I try and I try. I put my heart and soul into busting them up. And what do I have to show for it?

[Mel laughing at Mr. Krabs]

Mr. Krabs: A minion laughs in my face. Oh, I just can't do it anymore! Oh, great ancestors, I throw myself at your mercy. My pedestal is all but a distant memory. Great Spirits, take me now! Aah!

Mel: Luk at tu!

[Mr. Krabs is shuting muffledly]

[Princesses are shuting]

Patrick Star: Hold on, ladies. Ohh! We'll save you! Look out -- a cliff!

Red: They're headed for the cliff. Come on!

Silver: Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Red: Time to go, ladies.

Oscar: Angie, over here!

Angie: Go!

Princess Mindy: Oh!

Angie: You next, Sandy!

Sandy Cheeks: No, no, no! Alley-oop!

Red: Take my arm! Oscar!

[Angie gasps]

Oscar: Angie's stuck!

Red: Silver, the rope!

Silver: Hyah!

[Herbie honks]

All: Aah! Aah! Aah!

Silver: Hang on!

[All screaming]

[All counghing, gasping and breathing heavily] Aah! Unh!

Red: Is everyone all right?

Patrick Star: Mindy, I'll save you!

Sandy Cheeks: I saved the food.

SpongeBob SquarePants: And I saved you.

[Silver gasps]

Red: Silver!

[Silver is coughing]

Red: What happened?

Silver: I don't know. I wasn't near the carriage.

Red: Patrick, Oscar, save the supplies.

Princess Mindy: Keep paddling.

[Patrick is gasping]

Princess Mindy: Oh, look how great you're doing. Who's the big boy?

Patrick Star: Thank you.

Mel: Tatata bala tu! 

Mr. Krabs: My fault? This wasn't my plan. Wagon's busted, cold and miserable -- everything's ruined. or maybe not. Old Red's steaming like a fresh pork bun. [Laughs] I bet he and Silver are two nasty words away from an all-out feud! Oh, Mel, things are brightening up after all!

Mr. Krabs: Oh...

Mel: Hm? Hmm...

Silver: I've seen happier princesses.

Red: That's the least of our problems. Oh! There's a mountain pass between here and Qui Gong. It takes us through Prisoner Country, but it's the only way.

Silver: Why not just follow the river?

Red: Because the river's not on the map.

Silver: It's bound to go past a town, and where there's a town, there's a road.

Red: There's no town on the map.

Silver: Well, then, maybe we should just forget the map and wing it.

Red: We can't wing it. We need a new plan. We have three days. What if we get lost?

Silver: Then we pull over and ask directions.

Red: We don't need to pull over and ask directions. We have a map!

Silver: What is it with men and asking directions?

Red: What is it with women and maps?

Silver: Oh, you're saying women can't read maps?

Red: I'm saying that women will ask directions.

Silver: Men follow directions but they won't follow directions. Even when there are no directions because they refuse men follow directions to ask directions.

Red: So they don't need to ask for directions.

Patrick Star: General, I -- oh... Am I interrupting?

Red: What is it, Patrick?

Patrick Star: Scout report. I found a village and a path to it through the forest.

Silver and Red: A...forest path?

Red: Great.

[Silver and Red clhuckle]

Red: Show us.

Patrick Star: See? If it were a snake, it would have bit you.

Silver: There's bound to be a road down there that'll lead us to Qui Gong.

Red: Good work, Patrick.

Patrick Star: Thank you, sir.

Silver: Red, I'm sorry. You're in charge of the mission.

Red: No, I'm the one who's sorry. A good leader is open to new ideas. Forgive me?

Red: There's nothing to forgive.

Silver: Mmm...

Silver and Red: oh! [Chuckle]

Silver: Um, I better go. I've got the first watch... General.

Red: But...

Mel: Kan pai. Pbht!

Mr. Krabs: Are you bugging? Look at him go. He can't wait to get away from her.

Mel: Tatata bala tu! 

Mr. Krabs: That's no smile. That's a mask of pain.

Mel: Po ka. 

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, well, that was just phase one of my new 18-phase master plan. Now, just watch phase two when I get up close...

Mel: Aaah!

Mr. Krabs: ...and personal.

[Pounding]

[Patrick grunts]

[Mindy sighs]

Oscar: Excuse me. Your hignness? I found your fan. It just needed a little drying out.

Angie: Oh, thank you, Oscar.

Oscar: Normally, I would say, "I'm your biggest fan." [Laughs] But, uh... I'll just go away now... again. Oh! sorry.

[Mindy and Angie chuckling]

Oscar: I'll re-- I'll replace that. Oh! [Mumbling] Of course she doesn't like you.You're such a Ding-A-Ling.

Princess Mindy: He likes you.

Angie: It would seem so.

Princess Mindy: And you like him...

Angie: Well, I...appreciate that he's a good soldier.

Princess Mindy: How can you do that?! How can you look right at someone, realize you share a special connection, and then just --

Angie: I know where my duty lies, Mindy. Do you?

Princess Mindy: [Gasps and sighs] "And so, my dear father, I cannot complete this mission. I have come to realize that my duty is to my heart."

Angie: What are you doing?

[Mindy gasps]

Sandy Cheeks: [Gasps] She's running away!

Angie: Mindy, what are you thinking?!

Princess Mindy: I can't complete this mission. I know that now.

Angie: Why -- because Patrick has given you his heart?

Princess Mindy: No! It's not about his heart. It's about mine.

Angie: Mindy, we've discussed this. A princess must make every sacrifice for her country. It's our duty.

[Mindy is sobbing]

Angie: ♪ The life of a princess ♪ ♪ From her birth is well-defined ♪ [Mindy's sobbing continues] ♪ She must humbly serve her country ♪ ♪ Play the part she's been assingned ♪ ♪ She guards the hopes of her people ♪ ♪ weak and mighty, rich and poor ♪ ♪ Who could ever ask for more? ♪

Sandy Cheeks: ♪ Who could ever ask for... ♪

Angie: ♪ Who could ever ask for... ♪

Angie and Sandy: ♪ more? ♪

Princess Mindy: [Grunting] ♪ I want to be like other girls ♪ ♪ Climb up a tree like other girls can ♪

Mindy and Sandy: ♪ Just to be free like other girls ♪ ♪ Get to be ♪

Angie: Mindy! Sandy!

Princess Mindy: ♪ To slouch when I sit ♪

Sandy Cheeks: ♪ To eat a whole cake ♪

Princess Mindy: ♪ Feel the sun on my feet ♪

Sandy Cheeks: ♪ Get dirty ♪

Princess Mindy: ♪ Act silly ♪

Mindy and Sandy: ♪ Be anything I want to be ♪

Princess Mindy: ♪ Dance around ♪

Sandy Cheeks: ♪ In my underwear ♪

Mindy and Sandy: ♪ To run really fast ♪

Princess Mindy: ♪ To get rid of this fan ♪

Sandy Cheeks: ♪ To eat a whole cake ♪

Princess Mindy: ♪ Get crazy ♪

Sandy Cheeks: ♪ With frosting ♪

Princess Mindy: ♪ No escort ♪

Sandy Cheeks: ♪ No nursemaid ♪

Princess Mindy: ♪ No manners ♪

Mindy and Sandy: ♪ No worries, no hands folded perfect ♪ ♪ Like holding a lily ♪

Angie: ♪ No pinchy shoes? ♪

[All giggling]

Angie, Sandy and Mindy: ♪ I want to be free like other girls ♪ ♪ Scrape up my knee like other girls can ♪ ♪ Just to be free like other girls ♪ ♪ Get to be ♪

Princess Mindy: ♪ To speak for myself ♪

Sandy Cheeks: ♪ To sing way off-key ♪

Angie, Sandy and Mindy: ♪ Marry someone I've met who loves me for me ♪

Angie: ♪ No escort, no "manners" ♪ ♪ No manners ♪

Angie, Sandy and Mindy: ♪ No worries ♪ ♪ No hands folded perfect ♪ ♪ Like holding a lily ♪ ♪ No pinchy shoes ♪ ♪ I want to be free like other girls ♪ ♪ Climb up a tree like other girls can ♪ ♪ Just to be free like other girls ♪ ♪ Get to be ♪ [Giggling]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh.

Mr. Krabs: She defied you. She insulted you. Man, she laughed at your map.

Red: [Sleepily] Mm map...

Mr. Krabs: And if she's laughing to your face, imagine what she's saying behind your back!

Red: My back...

Mr. Krabs: Oh, oh... She's a loose cannon. She's out of control!

Red: She's out of control.

Mr. Krabs: I mean, who's in charge here -- You...or Silver?

Red: I'm in charge. I'm in charge.

Mr. Krabs: Silver...SILVER!

Red: Silver! Huh? [Sighs, yawns] [Lips smacking]

[Mr. Krabs make the dummies of the three princesses and a Silver costume]

Mr. Krabs: [Clears throat] General Red? [Clears throat] That's not it. [In high pitched voice] General Red? Hello? It's me -- Silver. General Red. [Clears throat] [Imitating Silver] Red? Red? Red? [Normal voice] Ooh, I got it. [Imitating Silver] General Red? General hardhead, that's what they should call him. Everything's got to have a strategy.

Red: Silver?

Mr. Krabs: The bird won't brush his teeth without a backup plan.

Red: What? Huh?

Mr. Krabs: I blame myself. I fell for those broad shoulders. I didn't realize there wasn't much sitting on top of them.

[Mr. Krabs accidentally takes of his mask but he put it back]

Mr. Krabs: Oh, except for that garlic breath. [Normal voice] Ooh-wee, that boy can peel paint! Oops.

Red: [Gasps] That's enough! Where is she?

Mr. Krabs: [Laughs] I am good!

Red: Silver!

Silver: Why, hello, General. Out on night maneuvers?

Red: General Hardhead? Brushing my teeth?

Silver: Um...something wrong?

Red: I heard you, Silver -- every word.

Silver: Every...word of what?

Red: Don't play coy! I saw you outside my tent.

Silver: What? I haven't left my post.

Red: And I suppose you weren't gossiping about me with the princesses.

Silver: Red, did that dip in the river get you waterlogged? And why are you talking with your hand over your mouth?

Red: I wouldn't want to peel your paint!

Patrick Star: Changing of the guard.

Red: AND NEXT TIME, DON'T LEAVE YOUR POST!

Silver: Hmm!

Patrick Star: What's with him?

Silver: Ohh!

Patrick Star: What's with her? Who am I talking to?

Silver: Oh! How could he not believe me?

Mel: Tatata bala tu! 

Mr. Krabs: I don't know, girlfriend, but I do know this -- without trust... there can be no relationship. And that bird don't trust you.

Silver: Maybe he was just confused.

Mr. Krabs: Oh, please. First you fussed about the arranged marriage. Then you fought about which way to Qui Gong. Now y'all feuding over nothing. It seems pretty clear to me.

Silver: You're right. [Sighs] Mr. Krabs, I don't know what to do.

Mr. Krabs: Oh, I do. It's simple. Drop that boy like a hot pot sticker. Kick him to the curb! Burn his letters, and dance around the fire, yelling, "Happy days are here again!"

Silver: You know, you have a point. If this is the real Red, I don't like what I'm seeing.

Angie: I hope the tea is still warm.

[Patrick, Oscar and SpongeBob are indistinct whispering]

Oscar: After you.

SpongeBob SquarePants: No, After you.

Patrick Star: No, After you.

Oscar: After you.

Patrick Star: I said after you!

Oscar and SpongeBob: Unh!

[Patrick, Oscar and SpongeBob are grunting]

Patrick Star: Aah!

[Angie, Sandy and Mindy gasp]

Patrick Star: [Grunts] You -- I'm gonna --

Princess Mindy: Patrick!

Patrick Star: Huh?

Princess Mindy: Is everything all right?

Patrick Star: No. I mean, yes. You see, SpongeBob here has always had a dream.

Sandy Cheeks: A dream?

SpongeBob SquarePants: A dream?

Patrick Star: A dream.

SpongeBob SquarePants: But I don't -- Ooh! Oh, that dream. A dream of seeing a small village in the middle of nowhere by the moonlight.

Sandy Cheeks: How can we help?

Patrick Star: Well, If your highnesses would consent to come with us to the village, We could still guard you, and Charming could have his dream.

SpongeBob SquarePants: My one chance to be like other guys.

Mindy and Sandy: Can we? Angie, can we, please?

Angie: Oh!

Mindy and Sandy: Oh, please, please, please. Scarlett, please!

Angie: Sounds like fun.

[All cheering]

Patrick Star: Shh!

Sandy Cheeks: Ooh, we're sorry. [Giggles]

Oscar: We're off!

Silver: I never noticed we were so different.

Mr. Krabs: Huh?

Silver: It's like I don't even know him.

Mr. Krabs: Well, what do you know about that?

Silver: I mean, I know he's "by the book," but doesn't the man ever bend a rule?

Mr. Krabs: And, uh, speaking of bending rules --

Silver: You know, relationships are easy when everything runs nice and smooth. Oh, but --

Mr. Krabs: Silver... Nice and smooth just ran out of camp.

Silver: What?!

Mr. Krabs: Say, did you know that almonds, rice, and milk are part of a complete breakfast?

Silver: Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: I'm just trying to tell you the princesses went a.w.o.l., that's all.

Silver: Where are the guards? Ohh!

Mr, Krabs: Uh, showing them the way.

Silver: They're together?!

Mr. Krabs: Mm-Hmm.

Silver: Together together?

Mr. Krabs: Don't you understand chinese? Oh! hey, what about old Redy?

Silver: I think I better handle this one on my own. Red's on a short fuse as it is. Just make sure nothing wakes him up.

Mr. Krabs: [Laugs] You can count on me.

[Mr. Krabs is playing loud music]

[Red is snoring]

[Mr. Krabs growls and laughs]

Mel: Stopa!

[Crash]

Red: Aaah!

Plankton: Tatata bala tu! 

Red: Where are the guards? The princesses! Oh! "My duty is to my heart"? AAAH! Silver!

[Horse Neighs]

Mr. Krabs: Get your ticket, minion. The show's about to begin.

Mel: Tatata bala tu! 

Mr. Krabs: Ow! Oh!

[Chinese music plays]

[Shouting and cheering]

Sandy Cheeks: Wow! Look at all the food!

SpongeBob SquarePants: [Sniffs] Mmm!

Vendor Girl: We just got in some excellent ginger.

SpongeBob SquarePants: [Sniffs] Ah, ginger. That goes very well with dumplings.

Sandy Cheeks: Did you say "dumplings"? [Laughs]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Mmm.

Vendor Girl: How about some fresh ginsng?

SpongeBob SquarePants: That makes a wonderful accompaniment to soyabeans.

Sandy Cheeks: One order of soyabeans.

SpongeBob SquarePants: [Crunches] Mmm.

A Wrestler: Hyah! Oh!

Princess Mindy: Oh! Ooh!

Challenger: He's done! Get him off!

Princess Mindy: Oh, My!

Challenger: Who will be next to challenge this undefeated wrestler guy?

[He growls]

Princess Mindy: Oh!

Patrick Star: Step aside.

Princess Mindy: Patrick! Oh, no!

A Man: You'll get killed, little guy.

[Patrick growls]

Patrick Star: Oh!

A Wrestler: Oh!

Princess Mindy: Oh! [Gasps]

[A Wrestler laughs and gasps]

[Cheering]

Patrick Star: So, where'd he go?

A Wrestler: Ohhh!

[Laughter]

Princess Mindy: Patrick! You're my hero!

[Cheers and applause]

Vendor Man: Pick a prize, any prize.

[Mindy Sighs]

Vendor Man: Which one do you want, sir?

Patrick Star: Give me that one.

[Mindy laughs]

Oscar: [Laughing] Oh, yeah! Okay, okey. Okay, how about this one? What does Attila say when he walks through the door? "Hun, I'm home!" [Laughing and sighs] I give up. I guess I'm not as funny as I think.

[Popping]

Oscar: Aaaah! Aaaaaah! Uhh. [Sighs]

Angie: [Chuckles, laugs and snorts] Oh.

Oscar: Huh?

[Angie is laughing]

Oscar: What a cute laugh.

Angie: Oh, no. I-I hate my laugh.

Oscar: What? It's adorable!

[Angie is snorting]

Oscar: I thought you didn't have a sense of humor.

Angie: No sense of humor?

Oscar Ahhh! [Laughing]

[Angie snorts]

[Oscar and Angie are Laughing and snorting]

[Princesses Sigh]

Princess Mindy: It's so beautiful.

Patrick Star: Yeah.

Angie: It's the same moon we see from the palace.

Sandy Cheeks: No, this one is entirely different.

Angie: You're right.

Silver: I know I've never seen anything like it.

All: Oh! Silver!

Silver: I'm listening.

SpongeBob SquarePants: We -- That is --

Oscar: uh, all of us --

Patrick Star: oh, boy.

Princess Mindy: Silver, it's love. Patrick and myself, SpongeBob and Sandy...

Angie: And myself and Oscar bear -- I-I mean, Oscar...

[All squeal and laughter]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Group hug!

Silver: [Groans] Oh, I'm so happy for all of you.

[Horse neighs]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Huh?

Princess Mindy: Huh?

Angie: Huh?

Sandy Cheeks: Huh?

SpongeBob SquarePants: General Red?

Silver: Oh!

Princess Mindy: Oh!

Angie: Oh!

Sandy Cheeks: Oh!

Oscar: General Red?

Patrick Star: Oh, boy.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Ohh. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Silver: Don't worry. I'll handle this.

Red: I'm so sorry to break up your little party.

Mr. Krabs: Ooh, this is gonna be good.

Silver: Red, before you jump to consclusions, let me explain the situation.

Red: Fine! Why don't we start with this?

[Silver gasps]

Princess Mindy: That's mine.

Red: All yours, or did you have help? "And so, my dear father, "I cannot complete this mission. "I have come to realize that my duty is to my heart." Now, who does that sound like?

Sandy Cheeks: Maya never meant to send that letter.

Red: Your highnesses, you swore a vow to be married in Qui Gong. If your father saw you now, breaking that vow, what would he say?

Angie, Sandy and Mindy: Oh.

Red: You three are to escort their highnesses back to their tents immediately. You are to guard them. You are not to enter their tents. You are not to speak to them -- not a word ever. Am I understood?

Patrick Star: Yes, sir!

Oscar: Yes, sir!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes, sir!

[All sigh]

Silver: Red, the problem isn't as bad as it seems.

Red: The problem, Silver, is you!

Silver: What?

Red: You place your own feelings above everything. Duty, obligation, tradition -- it all means nothing to you.

Silver: It means everything to me! My heart tells me my duty, and I follow it.

Red: OH!

Silver: You're a brilliant warrior, Red. [Sighs] You're brave. You're loyal. But you don't trust your heart. Sometimes I wonder if you even have one.

Red: [Gasps] This assignment has made it clear we are very different people.

Silver: Maybe too different.

Red: Fine!

[Horse Neighs]

Red: We have a mission to complete.

Cassie Rose: Fine.

[Slow music plays]

Boingo: [Yawns] Isn't it a great day?

[Flute music playing]

Boingo: I see pretty boy isn't talking to you, and you're not talking pretty boy. Well, you know you can always talk to me. Huh. Just wait till she realizes what I've done for her. Will that frown turn upside down!

Plankton: THAT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, SNAPDBUNNY!

Boingo: Snapdbunny?! Hah! Just for that, I'm not talking to you!

Plankton: Fine!

Scarlett Overkill: We're so sorry for what we've done, Cassie Rose.

Maya: You inspired us to follow our hearts, and we repay you by ruining your relationship.

Cassie Rose: No, you just opened my eyes to how broken it was. I'm indebted to you, Maya.

Prince Hans: Keep a sharp eye. This is bandit country.

[Horse snorts]

Herb Overkill: [Gasps] I sure wish we could talk to the princesses, Aiden.

Aiden: What? You know we can't.

Herb Overkill: Oh.

Aiden: Oh, yes, Herb, I also wish we could talk to them, but as you know, orders is orders.

Herb Overkill: Yes, but if I could talk to them, do you know what I would say?

Aiden: No, Herb, what would you say if only you could?

Herb Overkill: I'd tell Scarlett that she's the prettiest...

Scarlett Overkill: Oh.

Herb Overkill: Funniest... most extraordinary girl I've ever met.

Prince Charming: I would tell Princess Rapunzel that she is like fresh ginger on the rice bowl of my life.

[Rapunzel giggles]

Aiden: And I would tell Maya that she's one right babe.

[Maya giggles]

Boingo: Cassie, what do you say to a little Pick-Me-Uu?

Cassie Rose: My father said, "differences can make you stronger." He didn't realize that Hans and I are just too different.

Boingo: Well... you know you -- you always got me. The old team, right?

Cassie Rose: Aw. You're alway looking out for me, Sandy.

Boingo: [Laughs nervously] Well, just doing the best I can.

Cassie Rose: Really, I just don't know what I'd do without you. You're the best friend I've ever had.

Boingo: [Chattering, gasping and sobbing ] AAAAH! Oh, I can't stand it no more! The only thing wrong with you and Hans is me! I'm the one that got between you.

Cassie Rose: What are you talking about? It's not like you made the carriage go into the river.

Boingo: Now, that was an accident. Following several attempts at "on purpose."

Cassie Rose: And it wasn't you outside Hans's tent.

Boingo: [Gulps] Heh heh. You know how I gab.

Cassie Rose: And you woke him up after I left?

Boingo: It wasn't easy, neither. That man can sleep!

Cassie Rose: BOINGO, WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Boingo: Well, I was banging pots and pans-

Cassie Rose: NO! WHAT DID YOU DO?

Boingo: [Chattering] You was getting married! Everything was gonna change! I was gonna lose you! And my pedestal!

Cassie Rose: You mean you got between Hans and me so you could keep your job?!

Boingo: I'm sorry.

Cassie Rose: What you did was unforgivable.

Boingo: But you and Hans are so different.

Cassie Rose: Wait a second. Not as different as I though. Oh! All those problems -- they weren't us. They were you!

Boingo: Oh.

Cassie Rose: Oh, I've got to talk to Hans, tell him I love him. Hyah!

Boingo: Cassie, I-I'll make it up to you. I promise!

Cassie Rose: Forget it! You've helped enough.

Boingo: Oh!

Cassie Rose: Hans! Hans!

Prince Hans: Ah!

Cassie Rose: It's an ambush!

[The Indoraptor roars]

Aiden: Close ranks!

Prince Hans: Save the princesses! Run! Run!

a Mugger: You two, get the gold!

a Mugger: Come on.

a Mugger: You two, come with me.

Cassie Rose: I got 'em! Hans, I've got your back.

Aiden: Take my hand!

Maya: Oh! Ugh!

Cassie Rose: The princesses!

Maya: How dare you touch me!

a Mugger: It won't budge!

a Mugger: Then take the whole package!

Maya: No!

Aiden: Get your hands off her!

Herb Overkill and Prince Charming: Oh!

Scarlett Overkill and Rapunzel: Oh!

Maya: Help! No! Aiden!

Prince Hans: Hold them off! Let's go!

Maya: Help me!

Cassie Rose: Run!

Aiden: Maya!

Maya: Aiden!

Herb Overkill: Oh!

Rapunzel: Oh!

Scarlett Overkill: Oh!

Rapunzel: Oh!

a Mugger: Come on!

[Cassie and Hans gasp]

Cassie Rose and Prince Hans: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! AAAH! AAAH! Oh!

[Cassie groans]

a Mugger: Let's get out of here!

Cassie Rose: [Gasping] Aaah! Aaah! Oh! Hans, hang on.

Prince Hans: It won't hold us both.

Cassie Rose: It will. It will, Hans. Uh!

Prince Hans: Cassie... I'm sorry.

Cassie Rose: Please! Hans! HANS! [Crying]

[Mournful music plays]

[Thunder crashes]

Cassie Rose: Hans! [Sobbing]

[Slow flute music plays]

Scarlett Overkill: Cassie Rose, We're ready to go through with the wedding.

Cassie Rose: No. Your orders are to take care of each other.

Prince Charming: But...

Cassie Rose: Losing Hans will not be meaningless. No matter what it takes, I'm finishing this mission.

[The horse is snoring, sniffing, snorts, sniffing, neighs, counghing, pating and nickers]

Prince Hans: Good horse.

Mr. Bean: What do you mean, they are gone?

Cassie Rose: There was an accident, Mr. Bean. The royal carrige fell into the river and was destroyed.

Mr. Bean: Oh. A grave loss.

Mr. Bean's scientists: [Clears throat] Hmm? Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh.

Mr. Bean: But -- But it does not alter agreement with Chester V! And unless it is honored, I will sanction no alliance with the Middle Kingdom! A marriage was promised!

Cassie Rose: And a marriage there will be.

Qui Gong civilians and scientists: [All gasp] Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?

Cassie Rose: I would be honored to wed a prince of Qui Gong.

Mr. Bean: You?

a Scientists: My lord, Cassie Rose -- The villain of China. Oh, a jewel in your crown -- far more dear than three mere princesses.

Mr. Bean's scientists: Mm-Hmm. Mm-Hmm. Mm-Hmm.

Mr. Bean: Mmm. This is not what was agreed! however, the Golden Dragon of Unity simles upon you today. And in view of the tragedy, I will accept your offer. You will make a fine bride for my eldest son, PrinceThomas.

[Gong crashes]

Thomas: [Gasps and laughs nervously] This is her?! She's so old!

[Cassie groans]

Aiden: Cassie said she was going to finish the mission no matter what.

Maya: But how can she without us?

Prince Hans: By taking your place.

[All gasp]

Herb Overkill: Hans's alive!

All: Yahoo! Yay! Yahoo!

[Neighs]

[All laughter]

Prince Hans: Cassie was right. No one should marry someone they don't love. I'm going to Qui Gong.

Scarlett Overkill: We're going with you.

Prince Hans: No, you're not. stay here.

[Neighs]

Herb Overkill: Hmm...Would you say that was an order?

Prince Charming: I would say it was a friendly suggestion.

Aiden: Let's go!

[Cheering]

Cassie Rose: Looks like we won't be a team after all, Boingo.

Boingo: Oh, Cassie... I would give up a thousand pedestal if I could stop this.

[Slow music plays]

Cassie Rose: I doubt even The Golden Dragon of Unity could stop this now. Goodbye, Boingo.

[Crowd are murmuring]

[Thomas is humming, gasps and grunts]

Mr. Bean : My people... The Golden Dragon of Unity who guides us in all we do, today sanctifies a union that will be a blessing for all of Qui Gong.

Thomas: Aah!

[Cheers and applause]

Mr. Bean: Huh?

[Thomas Chuckles nervously]

Plankton: Do you want to stop it?

Boingo: Of course I want to stop it. But what can one Itty-BIitty bunny do?

Mr. Bean: With the Tying of this sash, we shall unite not only two lives but two kingdoms.

[Hans throw his sword]

Mr. Bean: Aah!

a Civilian: It's General Hans Westergaard! He's alive!

[Cassie gasps]

[Horse Whinnies]

Plankton: YES!

Boingo: Whoo-Hoo! Yeah! Hans to the rescue! Lucky for Mr. Bean, 'Cause I was about to whip his butt.

Cassie Rose: Oh, You're alive!

Prince Hans: I couldn't let you get married without me.

Mr. Bean: General! This outrageous! You will leave at once!

Prince Hans: I'm not going anywhere.

Cassie Rose: [Gasps] What are you doing?

Prince Hans: I don't know. I'm winging it.

Mr. Bean: How dare you trample upon this sacred ceremony?

Boingo: Oh, my gosh! He's gonna lower the hammer on Hans! Where is the dang Dragon of Unity when you need him?

Plankton: Boingo, there is!

Boingo: Oh, don't brother me now, Plankton, I -- [Gasps] I have an idea!

Prince Hans: My lord, I love Cassie, and I don't care what the rules say. If she'll have me, I intend to marry her right here... right now.

Mr. Bean: Insolent dog! Seize him!

Cassie Rose: Hans!

Prince Hans: Cassie!

[Indistinct shouting]

Boingo: Yo! what's with all this drama?

[Crowd gasping]

Mr. Bean: The Golden Dragon of Unity -- He lives!

Cassie Rose: Boingo?

[Mr. Bean gasps, grunts]

[Gong crashes and crowd murmuring]

Boingo: Oh, you dang right I live! So you best drop your dumpling-eating behind on down and tell me why we ain't busting out the vows already, huh?

Mr. Bean: But -- But -- But, your greatness, General Hans Westergaard is not a son of Qui Gong.

Boingo: Silence!

[Mr. Bean screaming]

Boingo: I am The Golden Dragon of Unity, and I decide whom to unify. My all-seeing eye has peered into the very heart of China, and I've never seen two people more right for one anorher than this lovely couple right here... Cassie and Hans. Give it up for them, would you, please?

[Cheers and applause]

Boingo: Now I command you to proceed at once!

Mr. Bean: Yes, your greatness. As you command.

Boingo: Now, let's get down to business. Cassie, do you love Hans? Of course you do. Hans, do you love Cassie? Yes, very much. Moving on... By the power vested in me, by me, I hereby pronounce you husband and wife. You got anything to say, Mr. double Bean?

Mr. Bean: [Screaming] Yes -- Uh, I mean, no. I-I mean... whatever you say.

[Cheers and applause]

[Mr. Bean and Thomas laughing]

Boingo: And furthermore, I hereby decree that the princesses of The Middle Kingdom, wherever they may be, are released from their vow and may marry whom-so-ever they please... and who pleases them -- that's very important.

Plankton: Yeah!

Aiden: Honey-pie!

[Cheers and applause]

Plankton: Ahh!

[Fireworks whistling]

Boingo: [Sighs, sniffles and sighs] I can't believe I'm back on wake-up duty. Well, Cassie is happy. And if she's happy, I'm happy.

Plankton: Thank you to I be your colleague.

Boingo: Well, thank you, Plankton. I did do good, didn't I?

Herobrine: Better get your rest, Boingo. I have a yoga session at dawn, and I don't want to be late for my greetings to the sun.

an Ancestor: And don't forget -- I like to be awakened from my beauty sleep with a nice, long foot massage.

Boingo: [Gags] I think I'm gonna be sick.

[The Ancestors laughter and gasp]

Cassie Rose: Hans, what are you doing?

Prince Hans: Watch and see.

an Ancestor: What is he doing?

an Ancestor: It can't be! He's -- He's combining the family temples!

Herobrine: Oh!

Boingo: Uh, excuse me. Uh, what does that mean, exactly -- you know, for me?

Herobrine: It -- It means...

Boingo: [Whimpering] Yeah, what? What? It means what?

Herobrine: Unfortunately, you get to keep your pedestal.

Boingo: Oh, yeah! I'm back, baby! I am back! [Dingling] Yes! Oops.

Prince Hans: So this is the famous Boingo.

Cassie Rose: Mm-hmm.

Prince Hans: Somehow I pictured you...bigger.

Boingo: Say what? You -- You told him about me? About us?

Cassie Rose: [Laughs] I have no secrets from my husband, Boingo. I told him everything.

Boingo: [Gulps] Everything? Everything?

Prince Hans: That's right, Great Golden Bunny of Unity.

[Boingo chuckles nervously]

Cassie Rose: I still don't get it. What does combining our temples do?

Boingo: It gives me back my pedestal.

Cassie Rose: Oh...wait, but can you do this? Aren't there rules?

Prince Hans: Of course, right next to the rules about dressing up like a man and joining the army.

Boingo: [Laugher] Well, what do you know? This thing just might work out after all.

[Cassie and Hans chuckle]

Boingo: Hey, yo, where's my masseuse?! Saving China gives me knots like you wouldn't believe!

Herobrine: Oh!

Boingo: And what about my pedicure? Let's get jamming on the toe jam, people. And somebody heat up some oil. I don't know what we gonna do with it yet, but it's gonna be good. Does a villain Bunny deserve anything less? Draw my bath! Warm my towels! Let's the pampering begin!

THE END