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Teaser

  • Tadashi: How are you doing with those flyers, Starfire?
  • Starfire: All good to go here.
  • Lucy Wilde: Bye Cam, bye Maury, bye Mickey, bye Moe, bye Nelson, bye Hannah, bye Tess, bye bye Casper. Whew.
  • Dipper Pines: Hey, hey, hey, what do you think you're... (Gasps)
  • Tadashi (Voice-Over): A singing Competition.
  • Tadashi: Just think, your neighbor, the grocery store manager, that-that-that chicken. Right there! Everyone in this city gets a shot at being a star! Live on my stage!
  • Snoopy (singing): Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah, roma Ro-ma-ma. Gaga ooh la-la, Want your bad romance?
  • Cyborg (singing): Come my lady, come come my lady You're my butterfly, sugar, baby
  • Dr. Ivan Krank (singing): Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose
  • Olivia Flaversham (singing): Oh, my gosh. Look at her butt.
  • Angie and Judy Hopps (singing): Oh,my gosh. Look at her...
  • Schroeder (singing): Ride like the wind, ride like the...
  • Lucy Wilde (singing): Burning like the... whoa!
  • Tadashi: Are you OK?
  • Snoopy: Oh yes, I'm fine thank you. How are You?

Trailer #1

  • Igor (singing): If I feel that I could be certain I would say the things, Then I want to say to...
  • Gloomius Maximus: Hold it right there.
  • Dr. Glickenstein: Go, Go, Go! You were supposed to be keeping a lookout!
  • Igor: Sorry, Dad.
  • Tadashi: My theater has been going through some pretty rough times lately. So what do I do?
  • Human Shrek: Quit?
  • Tadashi: No, my next show is gonna be Drumroll, Please... A Singing Competition! Just think, your neighbor, the the the grocery store manager, that that Dog, right there!
  • Scott Leadready II: Rah!
  • Tadashi: Real talent for real life.
  • Lucy Wilde: Gru, would you please tell them what a good singer I am?
  • Gru: Oh, yeah you are great honey. By the way, the bathroom sink is blocked again.
  • Dipper Pines: I'm here to win, that prize, it's mine!
  • Tadashi Hamada: Everyone in this city gets a shot at being a star on my stage!
  • Snoopy (singing): Rah rah ah-ah-ah, roma roma-ma.
  • Cyborg (singing): Come my lady, come come my lady, you're my butterfly, sugar baby.
  • Schroeder (singing): Ride like the wind, ride like the...
  • Olivia Flaversham (singing): Oh my gosh, look at her butt.
  • Lucy Tucci: Yeah!
  • Tadashi Hamada: Are you okay?
  • Snoopy: Oh yes, I'm fine thank you. How are you?
  • Heat Miser (singing): People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funning lookin'"
  • Igor (singing): But Darling, Stay with me
  • Tadashi Hamada: Wow!
  • Human Shrek: This show is not going to save your theater. Maybe it's time to just move on.
  • Igor: Come on, you know how much this means to us.
  • Snoopy: You can't just sing it. You've got to show the fire of desire!
  • Lucy Wilde: The fire went out a long time ago. You are not gonna believe what I did today!
  • Igor: Dad, I just don't wanna end up being in your gang, I wanna be a singer.
  • Dr. Glickenstein: How do I end up a son like you, eh?
  • Igor: I'll get you out! Dad, wait! I'll get the money, I promise! I could really use some extra piano lessons.
  • Starfire: Yes, that was very bad!
  • Tadashi Hamada: A defining moment in all of our lives!
  • Snoopy: We're going to be spies, you know?
  • Tadashi Hamada: Yeah! Don't let fear stop you from doing the thing you love.
  • Peppermint Patty: Yeah!
  • Tadashi Hamada: You know what's great about hitting rock bottom? There's only one way left to go, and that's up!
  • Narrator: Sing (CartoonCharacterzRock Style)
  • Store Announcer: This store will close in fifteen minutes. The lady in aisle six, that was awesome.

Trailer #2

Trailer #3

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