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  • Narrator: One day, Solid Snake, Roy Campbell and Naomi Hunter went to the video store. Solid Snake wants to 1994 VHS of Return of Jafar, it was happened.
  • Solid Snake: Whoa! Colonel, can you have it?
  • Roy Campbell: NO!
  • Naomi Hunter: Never! That's a phony!
  • Solid Snake: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (dinosaur roars)
  • Roy Campbell: Stop roaring, Snake! Or I will going home right now, OK?!
  • (Minutes later...)
  • Solid Snake: Oh, no! This is Little Big Planet from PS3, you want this?
  • Roy Campbell: No, thank you, you have Playstation 3 at home.
  • Solid Snake: WAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
  • Naomi Hunter: If you keep this up and I'll gonna get you spanking!
  • Solid Snake: What? No! You don't wanna spanking!
  • Narrator: The crowd laughs and Roy Campbell and Naomi Hunter are very cross!
  • Roy Campbell: THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THIS SPANKING!!
  • Solid Snake: Aah, no! You don't want to spanking, Colonel!
  • Narrator: Then Naomi Hunter and Roy Campbell run away from people, before the police arrived.
  • Artric Warfare Troops: FREEZE! You are under arrest, Snake!
  • Solid Snake: WHO'S THERE?! WHO ARE YOU?!
  • Artric Warfare Troops: Is that you?!
  • Heavy Armed Troops: All right, the party is over! Let's go!
  • (Elsewhere in the outside field...)
  • Artric Warfare Troops: Let's wrap up the toilet paper.
  • Solid Snake: (gasps and muffled) Aaaaah! Colonel, help me!
  • Roy Campbell: I'm coming, Snake!
  • Heavy Armed Troops: Stay there!
  • Solid Snake: You want to die?
  • Artric Warfare Troops: Ready? Three... two... one...
  • (Before we runs away, and Snake begins to flee!)
  • Artric Warfare Troops and Heavy Armed Troops: CHAAAAAAAAAARGE!
  • Solid Snake: WHAT THE?!
  • Artric Warfare Troops and Heavy Armed Troops: DIE, SNAKE, DIE!!
  • Roy Campbell: Look out, Snake!
  • Solid Snake: No, no, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!! (falls into the cliff) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Artric Warfare Troops and Heavy Armed Troops: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! WE DEFEATED SNAKE! YOU DID IT!
  • Heavy Armed Troops: Come on, Artric, it's time to the party time!
  • Solid Snake: Ow, that pain! (sees you Artric Warfare Troops) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
  • Artric Warfare Troops: YOU AGAIN?! That is very rude to be bad boy, Snake! And there will be no Playstation 3! No Resident Evil 2! No Oddworld Abe's Oddysee! No Metal Gear Solid 1! No Crash Bandicoot 1! No Spyro the Dragon! No Beavis and Butthead! No Family Guy! No Dunkin Donuts! No Chuck E. Cheese's! No Peter Piper Pizza! No White Castle! No King of the Hill! No Spongebob Squarepants! No iCarly! No Universal Studios! No Cedar Point! And furthermore as well! Now it's time for me to go the police station and go to your jail right now! 
  • Solid Snake: NOOOOO!! NOT THE JAIL!!
  • Artric Warfare Troops: YEEEES!! GO TO YOUR JAIL! (Snake goes to the jail room and close the door and locks it) And stay there! And you can go fast food Dairy Queen, Burger King, Arby's, McDonald's, KFC, Taco Bells and Subway. And you can drink Pepsi, Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, Sprite, Barq's Rootbeer and Dr Pepper. And you will forced watched The Simpsons, An Ameirican Tail Trilogy, The Lion King Trilogy, Lilo and Stitch Trilogy, The Rescuers Trilogy, The Brave Little Toaster Trilogy, Arthur, Caillou, Rugrats, Rolie Polie Olie, Stanley (Playhouse Disney), Barney & Friends, Save-Ums and furthermore!
  • Solid Snake: Start watching now while your grounded! (cries) Never, never, never... this is my home now!
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