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My gender swapped version of Teaching Man Ray to be a Good Person.

Transcript

Violet: Okay, goodness lesson number one. You see someone drop their wallet. Leni, drop the wallet. [Leni tosses it on the ground] Now, what do you do?

Maleficent: Excuse me, madam, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet.

Leni: Doesn't look familiar to me.

Maleficent: What? I just saw you drop it. Here.

Leni: Nope, it's not mine.

Maleficent: It is yours. I am trying to be a good person and return it to you.

Leni: Return what to who?

Maleficent: [facepalms, then shows Leni her ID] Aren't you Leni Loud?

Leni: Yup.

Maleficent: And this is your ID.

Leni: Yup.

Maleficent: I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet.

Leni: That makes sense to me.

Maleficent: Then take it.

Leni: It's not my wallet.

Maleficent: [in anger and frustration] You dim bulb! Take back your wallet or I'll rip your arms off![Violet pushes tickle button and Maleficent laughs]

Violet: Ah-ah! Wrong. [Violet pushes button] Good people don't rip other people's arms off!

[Maleficent chuckles]

Maleficent: (laughing) No, stop!

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