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Part 2 of The AristoAnimations

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Gru: Evening, evening, Mr. Tweedy. Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay (he throws his hat on Mr. Tweedy’s head) Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay Mr. Tweedy: Oh, another ringer, sir. You never miss. Gru: Come on, Mr. Tweedy. Last one up the stairs is a nincompoop. Gru: Could we take the elevator this time, sir? Gru: That bird cage? poppycock! Elevators are for old people. Oops!

Mr. Tweedy: Oh, uh-- may I give you a hand, sir? Gru: You haven’t got an extra foot, have you, Mr. Tweedy? 

Mr. Tweedy: That always makes me laugh, sir. Yes. Every time. Whoa! Oh! Let go of my cane! Careful, sir. Oh please! I’m frighfully sorry, sir!

Gru: Don’t panic Mr, Tweedy. Upward and onward! Whee! Mr. Tweedy: Oof! Gru: Am I going too fast for you, Mr. Tweedy? Mr. Tweedy: Oh please, sir, hold on! Rita Loud: There now, Felicie. That’s better. We must both look our best for Gru. He’s our oldest and dearest friend, you know. Rita Loud: Come in. Mr. Tweedy: Announcing… Monsieur.. Gru! Rita Loud: Oh, my goodness, Edgar. I know it’s Gru. Gru: Loud, my, my dear. Loud: So good to see you, Gru. Georges: Ah, still the softest hands in all of Paris, eh? Madame: You’re a shameless flatterer, Georges. Gru: Loud, that, that music, it’s from Carmen, isn’t it? Rita Loud: That’s right. It was my favorite role. Gru: Yes, yes! It was the night of your grand premiere that we first met, remember? Rita Loud: Oh, indeed I do. Gru: And how we celebrated your success! Champagne, dancing the night away. Rita Loud: Oh, Gru! Rita Loud: Oh, thank goodness, just in time. Now, Gru, do be serious. I’ve asked you to come here on a very important legal matter. Gru: Wha--? Oh! Splendid! Splendid! Who do you want me to sue, eh? Rita Loud: Oh, come now, Gru, I don’t wish you to sue anyone. I simply want to make my will.

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