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  • Narrator: The day started in October 8th, 2005. In a city of Zootopia, Lilly is giving birth to Tod in the hospital.
  • At the hospital
  • Tony: Push, Lilly, Push!
  • Lilly gives birth to Tod
  • Tod coos
  • Lilly holds Tod
  • Lilly: He's got his father's fur and my eyes. But where are his patches?
  • Lilly looks at Tod
  • Lilly: I don't see his patches around his eyes.
  • Tony: He can have those patches around his eyes when he matures into an adult, Lilly.
  • Tod: Milky
  • Deer Surgeon: What should you name this cub, Lilly?
  • Lilly: Tod, our firstborn chosen one.
  • Tod cackles
  • Tony: He likes that name. I want to know why he has my fur and your eyes?
  • Lilly: He was born with it, and a white tip at the top of his tail, just like yours, honey.
  • Tod starts crying
  • Lilly: Why are you crying, Tod?
  • Tony: Bellwether and Linnux.
  • Deer Surgeon: Oh no.
  • Lilly and Tony run away with Tod and go outside
  • They put Tod in the basket
  • Linnux: Search everywhere!
  • Lilly: My childhood friend Helena Thomas will be my son's new mother.
  • Tony: Where does she live?
  • Lilly: She lives in 1995 Wolfgang Street
  • Tony: She'll love him.
  • Tod shows his puppy eyes
  • Tod: Mama, Dada.
  • Lilly: Poor Tod.
  • Linnux kills Tony
  • Lilly: NO!!!!
  • Linnux: Kiss me, LILLY!
  • She drops the Basket where Tod was in, travelling by skidding on the sidewalk
  • Linnux helds Lilly
  • Tod was scared
  • Tod: MAMA!!!
  • Linnux kisses Lilly
  • Linnux: I love you Lilly
  • The Basket where Tod was in stops to Helena's House
  • Tod crying
  • Helena Thomas opens the door
  • Helena Thomas (Vixen): A Baby?
  • Tod looks at Helena Thomas
  • Helena Thomas gasps happily
  • Tod: (Sniffs)
  • Helena Thomas comes closer to Tod
  • Helena Thomas: What are you smelling, Tod?
  • Tod nose kisses Helena Thomas's nose
  • Helena Thomas: Where's Lilly?
  • They noticed Linnux is kissing unconscious Lilly
  • Tod covers his mouth in horror
  • Helena Thomas: HEY YOU! What are you doing?
  • Linnux: Uhhh.... Nothing.
  • Tod: (Blows Raspberry) (Translation: Liar Liar, Tail on Fire!)
  • Linnux: I'm your daddy, after your birth
  • Helena Thomas: You're not his dad, You killed his real dad!
  • Tod realized he is an orphan
  • Linnux runs away cowardly
  • Tod cries on Helena's chest
  • Helena Thomas comforts Tod
  • Helena Thomas: I'll feed you and sing you a song, how's that?
  • Tod nods yes
  • Helena Thomas takes Tod inside
  • Tod tries to reach the milk bottle
  • Helena Thomas: I got the milk for you, here.
  • Tod grabs the bottle with his paws
  • He drinks the milk after reaching the top
  • Helena Thomas: You're a strong cub. Just like your father, Tony.
  • Tod: Huh?
  • Helena Thomas: You know what happened to your father?
  • Tod nods yes, pretends to be Linnux, intimates gunshot of his dad's murder, telling her what happened to him.
  • Helena Thomas gasps
  • Helena Thomas feeds Tod again with milk in the bottle
  • Helena Thomas: Awww, Tod. That was terrible. But what's going to happen to you?
  • Tod: (Translation: I don't know)
  • Helena Thomas: You didn't know because you're drinking milk.
  • Adam Thomas arrives
  • Helena Thomas: Adam, I would like you to meet my first and new son, Tod.
  • Tod: Dada
  • Adam Thomas was happy to see Tod.
  • Adam Thomas: Hi Tod.
  • Tod tries to finish the milk by holding the bottle, but he waves hello to Adam
  • Adam Thomas: I'm so glad you're new here, Tod.
  • Tod finishes the milk
  • Tod reaches for Adam
  • Adam Thomas hugs him
  • Tod: (Babbles)
  • Tod yawns
  • Then he falls asleep
  • Helena Thomas: Let's get to bed, Tod.
  • She puts Tod to his new room and his first crib
  • Helena Thomas: Good night, Tod.
  • Tod puts on the pacifier
  • Helena Thomas turns off the lights
  • Tod: Boing-Boing. (Hugs it)
  • At Copper’s House
  • Copper (Baby): (Howls)
  • Jacob Williams (Dog): Awww, he’s a good boy.
  • Copper giggles
  • Sally Williams (Dog): What does he eat since he’s a newborn puppy?
  • Jacob Williams: Milk
  • Copper babbles and woofs for the first time
  • Sally feeds Copper milk
  • Copper drinks the milk
  • Sally Williams: I had a vision. Our adoptive son can make friends with a Red Fox named Tod.
  • Copper: Hm?
  • Sally Williams: You wanna make friends when you grow up, Copper?
  • Copper nods yes
  • Sally Williams: Oh that’s great!
  • Jacob Williams: He’s a good boy.
  • Copper: Ruff Ruff
  • Copper continues drinking the milk
  • Copper finishes it
  • Copper howls
  • Jacob Williams: Careful, if you howl that loud you’ll cause a Twilight Howl.
  • Copper covers his mouth
  • Copper: (Babbles)
  • Jacob Williams puts the pacifier on Copper’s Mouth
  • Copper yawns
  • Jacob Williams: Time for bed, puppy hero.
  • Sally Williams: He can also make friends with others too. I heard Bambi, Thumper and Flower are born as well.
  • Copper cackles
  • Sally Williams: We can take him to bed.
  • Copper falls asleep
  • Sally Williams puts Copper to his crib
  • Sally Williams: Good night, Copper.
  • Copper snores
  • Sally Williams turns off the lights
  • The next morning
  • Copper wakes up
  • Copper (Baby): (Yawns)
  • Jacob Williams carries Copper
  • Jacob Williams: Good Morning Copper. Ready to eat?
  • Copper giggles
  • Back at Helena and Adam Thomas’s House
  • Tod (Baby): Mama
  • Helena Thomas: Coochie Coochie Coo. (To Adam) Can you pass me the milk, Honey?
  • Adam Thomas: Yes
  • Adam Thomas gives the milk to Helena Thomas, and she feeds Tod with it.
  • Tod: (Drinking milk)
  • Helena Thomas: I think his Fox kind need him.
  • Adam Thomas: What do you mean?
  • Helena Thomas: Copper and Tod will be best friends forever. Besides, when my son Tod becomes 11, I must take him to where all the Foxes are safe, the Vulpine Apartments.
  • Tod (Baby): Hm?
  • Adam Thomas: Will they be safe?
  • Helena Thomas: Yes.
  • Adam Thomas: It’s 2005. Seriously, Tod has to survive so he can protect his own kind. We should be working on it.
  • Tod whimpers while drinking the milk
  • Helena Thomas calms Tod down
  • Tod: (While drinking the milk) Mama?
  • Tod touches Helena's Nose
  • Tod giggles
  • Helena Thomas: Yes Tod. I’m your mama.
  • Tod coos
  • Adam Thomas: Awww that’s adorable.
  • Tod cackles
  • Back to where Tony and Lilly’s corpses are at
  • Linnux: Master I did it just for you.
  • Dawn Bellwether: Well done. But what about their son?
  • Linnux: I didn't got him.
  • Doug: Why?
  • Linnux: Because he is adopted by someone.
  • Doug: Who?
  • Linnux: Helena Thomas, an honest red vixen.
  • Dawn Bellwether: Really?
  • Linnux: Yes.
  • Dawn Bellwether: We'll get him until he's old enough.
  • Linnux: That’s great!
  • Dawn Bellwether: Very soon he will be an adult, and we'll make him one of us.
  • Doug: But what if he doesn’t like it and rather become a hero instead?
  • Linnux: We'll kill him then, just like his dead parents.
  • Linnux laughs evilly
  • 6 Years Later
  • Helena Thomas: Tod, time for schoo-
  • She noticed Tod is missing
  • Helena Thomas: Where did he go?
  • Tod, now a young child fox was behind the couch, cackling
  • Tod scares Helena
  • Tod giggles
  • Helena Thomas: You scared me, Tod.
  • Tod: I did Mom
  • Helena Thomas: You ready for school?
  • Tod: What’s School?
  • Helena Thomas: I'll take you there.
  • At School
  • Tod sees the other kids
  • Tod: Wow
  • Copper sees Tod
  • Tod: Huh?
  • Bambi: Uh, Copper. There’s a new guy here in school.
  • Copper: Hi.
  • Tod: My name is Tod. And what’s your name?
  • Copper: I’m Copper and I’m a Hound Dog.
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