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The Exciting Soccer Match is the 4th episode of Riley's Adventures. It was released on February 3, 2004.

Transcript:

Dicky talks to Toby and Denko:

  • (Toby and Denko are Sleeping)
  • (Dicky Walks Over)
  • Dicky: Hey. Hey, wake up.
  • (Toby Wakes up and Sees Dicky Close-Up)
  • (Toby Screams in Terror and Jumps on the Branch)
  • (Denko Wakes up, Too)
  • Dicky: I'm glad you're awake.
  • Toby: Yeah. We sleep too busy for a while.
  • (Toby Jumps Down on Denko's Head)
  • Denko: What did you have to go and wake us for? Because we need our beauty rest.
  • Dicky: You two oughta be ashamed of yourselves. For sleeping all day, you're acting like sloths.
  • (Toby Sighs): I'm embarrassed.
  • Dicky: Again, you both are shaking.
  • Toby and Denko: Oh.

Meet Chester, Maria and Tanya:

  • (As They Walk, Riley and Elycia are Practicing Soccer)
  • Riley: Hi, guys. Me and Elycia are doing the best exercise when it comes from playing soccer.
  • Dicky: I can see we get a real kick out of it.
  • Elycia: Me and Riley will help you get train.
  • Denko: What?!? I mean, have no mercy on us.
  • (Just Then, a Couple of Stygimolochs Named Chester and Maria Come By)
  • Chester: Don't worry, we'll help. My name's Chester.
  • Maria: And I'm Maria.
  • Toby: Nice to meet you both.
  • (The Ground Begins to Shake, but it's Not an Earthquake)
  • (It's a Huge, Strong Scarab Beetle Named Tanya)
  • (She Grabs Denko)
  • Tanya: Hi, I'm Tanya, and I'm gonna help you train.
  • Denko: I'm Denko, and that's Toby down there.
  • (Tanya Lets Go of Denko on the Ground)

The Soccer Practice:

  • (Just Then, Stan and his Gang are Heard About the Soccer Match)
  • (The Know What Riley and Elycia Practiced)
  • Stan: Me and my gang are going to practice the soccer game.
  • Riley: Okay, Stan. You'll get your chance.
  • (Stan is Impressed About the Soccer Practice)
  • (Elycia Places the Ball in the Ground to Show What the Players Kick the Ball)
  • Toby: Remember, just kick the ball as far as you can.
  • Juan: You got it. I'll kick and clear into the next show.
  • (Juan Kicks the Ball, and the Ball Hides the Hole)
  • (Juan Falls to the Ground)
  • Juan: What's happening?
  • (Just Then a Gopher Appears Through a Hole with the Ball on his Head)
  • Juan: Wise guy. We'll get it this time.
  • (Juan Kicks the Ball, a Crow Snatches the Ball)
  • (Juan Falls to the Ground)
  • (The Crow Caws at Juan)
  • Juan: You birdbrain!
  • (In the Third Attempt, Juan Looks Around)
  • Juan: There's no one now. This is my chance.
  • (The Ball Moves When Juan Falls to the Ground)
  • Juan: There's something funny going on around here.
  • (Juan Kicks, But the Ball Avoids)
  • (Juan Gently Goes Backwards)
  • (He Kicks, But the Ball Avoids Again)
  • Juan: Hold still!
  • (Juan Kicks and Avoids the Ball Several Times)
  • (The Worms Carry the Ball as Juan Chase After the Ball)
  • Juan: Come back here!
  • (Riley and his Friends Watch Juan Chase After the Ball)
  • Dicky: He's really a very fast traveler. He hardly seems to touch it.
  • (Juan Chases After the Ball, Slips and Hangs on the ledge)
  • Juan: This is just like my dream.
  • (Juan Scrabbles for Traction on the Ledge, But Can't Climb up)
  • (Juan Falls to the Ground)
  • (The Worms Laugh at Juan)
  • Elycia: This shows a real cliffhanger.

Playful Acts:

  • (After Helping Juan)
  • Riley: I hope you won't give up, guys. I think you get a real kick out of stalkers.
  • George: Check this out. I'll give this ball such a kick. You'll never see it again.
  • (George Gets Ready to Kick the Ball, but a Hippopotamus Heads the Ball)
  • (The Ball Hits Hits George)
  • (George Falls to the Ground)
  • Toby: Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark.
  • Denko: That hippo was an impressive shot.
  • George: I'm learning pretty well.
  • (George Kicks the Ball)
  • (The Ball Lands on the Ground, and a Horse Kicks the Ball)
  • Joanna: Hit the deck!
  • (Joanna, George, and Harry Duck)
  • (The Ball Zooms Past Them)
  • (Joanna Sighs with Relief): That was close.
  • George: I sure am.
  • (Two Horseshoes Hit George)
  • George: Hey, I wonder what happened to the rest of the horse.
  • Riley: All right, guys, now, watch closely while I demonstrate headings for you.
  • Toby: What's that?
  • Riley: Watch my assistant.
  • (Riley Kicks the Ball to a Sea Lion)
  • (The Sea Lion Balances the Ball on his Nose)
  • Toby: That sea lion is a super star.
  • (A Dog Barks Happily at the Sea Lion)
  • Denko: A dog's soccer skills are simply stupendous.
  • (The Dog Bounces the Ball on his Nose)
  • (The Sea Lion and the Dog Both Bounce the Ball on their Noses)
  • Toby: The other animals are good.
  • Elycia: This goat is learning to head the ball quite powerfully.
  • George: Okay, Elycia.
  • (George Kicks the Ball, but the Goat Heads it to George)
  • (The Ball Lands in George's Hands)
  • George: That wasn't so bad.
  • (However, George Gets Trampled on by the Goat)
  • George: I've surely got a hard head
  • (George Faints)
  • Elycia: This rhino is quite muscular. I bet it's strong.
  • (Stan Kicks the Ball, but the Rhino Heads the Ball to Stan)
  • (The Ball Hits Stan in the Stomach, and Stan Groans in Pain)
  • Juan: I think it would probably be a star player if it wasn't for the ball that hit Stan.
  • Harry: I didn't know he helped him better.
  • George: I don't need any help, I can hit it myself.
  • Elycia: Be careful.
  • George: Watch this!
  • (George Kicks the Ball So High)
  • George: I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I--
  • (George Hit a Rock, Because he Can't Catch the Ball)
  • (George Groans Weakly): --got it.
  • (George Faints)
  • (Denko Heads for the Ball
  • Denko: Okay, I wonder if I'm the only one stupid enough to want to learn how to bounce a ball on his head.
  • (A Gorilla Wants to Play)
  • Denko: Sure you can.
  • (Denko and the Gorilla Playfully Head Each Other)
  • Chester: Well, I'm impressed, right?
  • Riley: Denko is sure heading for the ball.
  • Elycia: You said it.
  • Riley: One of the basic skills that a good soccer player must develop is control. No matter what happens, you need to be able to manipulate, the ball where you want it to go to do this, you really need to keep your head. What could possibly go wrong?

Kicking the Balls/Pull George Out of the Hole:

  • (Later, Riley Places the Nine Balls on the Ground)
  • Toby: This will be a real ball.
  • Maria: I'm sure that smart that he has too many balls to keep track of concerns.
  • (Toby Kicks Six Balls in Every Location)
  • (The Crane Ducks as the Ball Quickly Shot Past)
  • (The Snake Hisses, But it Dodges the Ball)
  • Riley: There's a flag on the play.
  • (The Eagle Flies in the Sky, it Dodges the Ball)
  • (The Ball Rolls Onto the Crocodile From Head to Tail Like Golf)
  • Denko: This croc is made a perfect technique.
  • (The Ostriches Avoid the Ball that Don't Hit Them)
  • Elycia: What a surprise. Go with the other way.
  • (The Ball Dives in the Water, the Mother Octopus Protects her Young)
  • (She Dodges the Ball, and the Anglerfish Dodges the Ball)
  • (Toby Kicks the Ball and Hits the Coconut Tree)
  • (The Coconuts Fall But a Baboon Catches the Coconuts with his Hands and Walks Off)
  • Riley: Like I always say, never check a gift in your mouth.
  • (Toby Kicks the Ball as it Zooms Past the Porcupine, Who Doesn't Hit it)
  • Denko: There's a prickly for nothing.
  • (The Ball Zooms Past the Pig, Who Doesn't Hit it)
  • Elycia: Soccer every time.
  • Riley: You kicked them all.
  • Toby: Yeah. I was terrific exercise.
  • (Riley Picks up George)
  • Riley: Form as a ball.
  • George: Okay.
  • (George Forms into a Ball)
  • (Riley Places it on the Ground)
  • Tanya: Stan, kick the ball.
  • (Stan Looks at the Ball)
  • Stan: There's not much wrong with that's for sure.
  • (Stan Kicks the Ball, but George is Formed a Ball)
  • (Stan is Surprised to See Him, and is Able to Catch George)
  • (Stan Trips a Stump, and Rolls Down a Hill and Falls Flat to the Ground)
  • (George Lands in a Hole, With Legs Poking Through a Hole)
  • Denko: Ouch! He didn't feel that in the morning.
  • Elycia: He fell off. How did he fall off the cliff?
  • (Stan Rises Up)
  • Stan: Where on earth could George have gotten to?
  • George: I'm stuck a hole.
  • (Stan Comes to Help George Pull him Out the Hole)
  • Stan: This may be identical divides uplifted.
  • (Suddenly, the Ground Starts to Shake)
  • (An Elephant Walks Past Stan and George)
  • Stan: Where'd that pachyderm comes from?
  • (Finally, Stan Pulls George Out of the Hole)
  • George: Thanks for helping me out.

Harry Rescues Juan:

  • (Later, Juan and Harry Spy on Riley and his Friends who Play Soccer with Chester, Maria and Tanya)
  • Juan: I would look after him better, you know.
  • (Juan Fell into the Water)
  • Harry: Juan? Oh, what shall I do? I'm coming to save you!
  • (Harry Takes a Deep Breath and Dives into the Water to Look for Juan)
  • (Juan is Caught by the Octopus and the Squid)
  • Juan: Help!
  • (Harry Grabs Juan Safely and Emerges from the Water)
  • (Harry Placed Juan on the Ground)
  • Harry: I think you're feeling better.
  • Juan: Yeah. Thanks, Harry.

The Chase:

  • Riley: I don't want you guys quitting on me.
  • Toby: We're not quitters.
  • Riley: Good. No one is leaving the hero, and will not be defeated.
  • Elycia: Are you sure you want to continue with this, Riley?
  • Riley: Of course. After all that we couldn't end up any more problems. I guess I'm not cheating. Here we go.
  • (Riley Kicks the Ball to the Rock)
  • (The Ball Rolls Down a Hill, an Adder Dodges the Rock, who Rolls Past)
  • (The Snake Avoids the Ball who Quickly Flies Past)
  • (The Ball Quickly Flies Past)
  • (The Swans Don't Avoid or Hit Them Both)
  • Toby: I used to swim in the lake like the swans over there.
  • (The Snake Slithers, Just as Riley Kicks the Ball)
  • (The Snake Dodges the Ball)
  • Denko: That was a perfect dodging.
  • (Riley Kicks the Ball)
  • (The Python Dodges the Ball)
  • (A Heron is Standing, But a Python Appears and Hisses)
  • (The Ball Zoomed Past Them, the Python and the Heron Dodges Their Way)
  • (Elycia Claps in Amazement)
  • Toby: I can't believe my eyes.
  • (Riley Kicks the Ball, the Crab and the Python Dodge the Ball that Flies Past)
  • Denko: I have never felt a crab moving its way.
  • Riley: I'm impressed. I'm glad there were no problems, Stan.
  • Stan: Of course not. I've been very careful.
  • Riley: Time for one last kick.
  • Stan: Right. Here goes.
  • (Stan Kicks the Ball)
  • (The Ball Hits the Rhino)
  • (The Rhino Runs Into a Group of Animals and Collided Each Other)
  • Hippo: Who is behind all this?
  • Rhino: Get them!
  • (Elycia Points to Stan and his Gang)
  • Toby: The chase begins.
  • (The Animals Chase off Stan and his Gang)
  • (Elycia Laughs): We'll try to look on the right side of the situation.
  • Riley: Yeah. At least they get a lot of good exercise.
  • Chester: You had the animals chase off Stan and his gang.
  • Maria: We saw what happened.
  • Riley: What a wimp. But it can well train on. You do like to eat food, right?
  • Riley's Friends: Yes.