The Female's World/Transcript

Transcript:

Opening Credits/Harvest Time:

• (Scene Opens to the Sky)
• (A Bird Flies By)
• (A Leaf Falls in the Water)
• (Camera Pans Up to a Tree)
• (Columbia Pictures presents)
• (A Dennis Dugan film)
• (The Female's World)
• (The People Start Picking Food off a Tree)
• (The Food Comes Down and People Catch it)
• (The People Start Gathering Food for a Band of Bullies)
• (Pan to the Biggest Rock with the Food on it)
• (Female Person Gasps)
• (Tree Starts to Fall)
• Female Person #1: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
• (Tree Falls)
• Female Person #1: I'm lost! Where's the line? It just went away. What do I do?
• Ms. Flower: Help!
• Female Person #2: We'll be stuck here forever!
• Ms. Flower: Do not panic. Do not panic! We are trained professionals. Now, stay calm. We are going around the tree.
• Female Person #1: A-Around the tree? I don't think we can do that.
• Ms. Flower: Oh, nonsense. This is nothing compared to the branch of '94.
• (Female Person Starts to Move)
• Ms. Flower: That's it. That's it. Good! You're doing great! There you go. There you go! Watch my eyes. Don't look away. And here's the line again.
• Female Person #1: Thank you. Thank you, Ms. Flower.
• (Ms. Flower Laughing): Good job, everybody!
• Mr. Bud: Oh, my. There's quite a gap, Ms. Flower. Shouldn't we tell the king?
• Ms. Flower: I don't think we need to involve the king in this. He's got enough on his plate already, training his son.
• Mr. Bud: Oh, yes. Prince Richard, the poor boy.

Prince Richard Gets Stressed Out:

• Prince Richard: Winds died down. They'll be here soon.
• The King: Just be confident, son. You'll be fine.
• (Richard Gasps): There's a gap! There's a gap in the line! What are we gonna do?!
• Thornetta: It's okay, Your Highness. Gaps happen. We just lost a few inches, that's all.
• Prince Richard: Oh, right. (He Leans)
• Thornetta: Your Highness, I can't count when you hover like that.
• Prince Richard: Oh, of course. I'm sorry. Go ahead.
• The King: Guys, go shade someone else for a while.
• (Max Yips)
• The King: Okay, Richard. Now what do we do?
• Prince Richard: Ahh-- Oh! Don't tell me. I know it. I know it. What is it?
• The King: We relax.
• (Richard Chuckles): Right.
• The King: Oh, it'll be fine. It's the same, year after year. They come, they eat, they leave. That's our lot in life. It's not a lot, but it's our life. (Laughs)
• (Richard Chuckles)
• The King: Isn't that right, Max? Oh, you're such a cute little puppy.
• (Ground Rumbles)
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: Ditch Finn!
• Finn's Girlfriend #2: Yeah, yeah!
• Finn: Hey, come back here!
• (Finn Tries to Fly and Falls)
• The King: Finn!
• Finn: Yes, Father.
• The King: What did I tell you about trying to fly?
• Finn: Not until my legs pump up.
• The King: Right.
• Finn: But Dad--
• Prince Richard: Finn, you're a young king boy and your legs are too little--
• Finn: I was talking to Father. You're not the king yet, Richard.
• The King: Now, Finn, be nice to your brother.
• Finn: It's not my fault he's so stressed out.
• (Richard Sighs): I know, I know. I'm always acting like the sky is falling.
• Clarice: Look out!
• (A Trunk Falls on Richard)
• The King: Richard!
• Mr. Bud: Prince Richard!
• Thornetta: Prince Richard!

May's Invention:

• (May Starts Cutting Down Trees to Work on Food)
• (Seeds Falls into her Contraption)
• (May Releases the Trunk and it Falls on Richard Again)
• Mr. Bud: Hey! Stop that!
• Ms. Flower: What do you think you're doing?
• Mr. Bud: You could have killed somebody over here.
• (May Gasps): I'm sorry!
• Thornetta: Oh, it's May.
• Clarice: Ohh--
• May: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry! Please forgive me. I'm sorry!
• (Richard Coughing)
• (May Screams): Prince Richard!
• Prince Richard: May, what are you doing?
• May: Oh, this! This is my new idea for harvesting food. No more picking individual kernels. You cut down the entire stalk!
• Prince Richard: May, we don't have time for this.
• May: Exactly! We never have time to collect food for ourselves. We spend all summer harvesting for the offering. But my invention will speed up production.
• (Clarice and Thornetta Look Angry)
• Prince Richard: Oh, another invention?
• May: Yeah, and I got something for you too.
• Prince Richard: May!
• May: Since you're gonna be king, you could use this to oversee production. Mr. Bud, if I may.
• Prince Richard: This is all very nice, but--
• Thornetta: What?
• May: Just an ordinary blade of grass and a bead of dew, right?
• Prince Richard: May, please.
• May: Wrong! It is, in fact, a telescope.
• (Finn and the King Laugh)
• Prince Richard: It's very clever, May, but--
• May: Hello, Prince! Man, aren't you looking handsome this morning! Not that you would need a telescope to see that.
• Thornetta: All right, listen! The prince doesn't have time for this! You wanna help fill this thing? Then get rid of that machine, get back in line and pick food like everybody else!
• Clarice: Like everybody else!
• Prince Richard: Please, May. Just go.
• May: I'm sorry, I was really just trying--
• (Thornetta and Clarice Point to the Corner)
• May: trying to help. (Walks Away)
• Clarice: Harvester. Why, we've harvested in the same way ever since I was a baby.
• (Richard Sighs): Where were we?
• Ms. Flower: The food pile, Your Highness.
• Prince Richard: Oh, yes, yes.

Finn Meets May:

• Finn: Hey, May! May, wait up!
• May: Oh. Hello, Prince.
• Finn: You can call me Finn. Here, you forgot this.
• May: Thanks. You can keep it. I can make another one.
• Finn: I like your inventions.
• May: Really? Well, you're the first. I'm beginning to think nothing I do works.
• Finn: This works.
• May: Great. One success. (Sighs) I'm never gonna make a difference.
• Finn: Me, neither. I'm a royal boy and I can't even fly yet. I'm too little.
• May: Being little's not such a bad thing.
• Finn: Yes, it is.
• May: No, it's not.
• Finn: Is too!
• May: Is not.
• Finn: Is too.
• May: Is not.
• Finn: Is too! Is too!
• May: Is not! Is not! Oh! A seed. I need a seed. Ahh-- (May Tries to Grab a Seed from her Contraption) Ohh! Ah, here, here. Pretend-- pretend that that's a seed.
• Finn: It's a rock.
• May: I know it's a rock. But let's just pretend for a minute it's a seed. We'll just use our imaginations. Now, do you see our tree? Everything that made that giant tree is already contained inside this tiny little seed. All it needs is some time, a little bit of sunshine and rain, and... voila!
• Finn: This rock will be a tree?
• May: Seed to tree. You've gotta work with me, all right? You might not feel like you can do much now, but that's just because, well, you're not a tree yet. You just have to give yourself some time. You're still a seed.
• Finn: But it's a rock.
• May: I know it's a rock! Don't ya think I know a rock when I see a rock? I've spent a lot of time around rocks!
• Finn: You're weird, but I like you.

They're Coming!/May Loses the Food:

• (Horn Blowing)
• (May Gasps): They're here.
• (People Look Too)
• (Horn Blowing)
• Person #1: They're here!
• Finn: Dad! Where are you?!
• (May's Contraption Gets Caught)
• (May Falls)
• (People Panicking)
• The King: Finn! Finn!
• Finn: Dad! Dad!
• The King: Thank heavens!
• Prince Richard: Food to the offering stone.
• (The King Whistles): Okay, everyone, single file. Food to the offering stone and into the jungle. Now let's go!
• Person #4: Go, go, go, go!
• (The People Run Frantically into the Jungle)
• Prince Richard: Come on, keep moving! Keep moving! Good. (Pants) Okay. That's everyone. (He Runs Inside)
• May: Hey! Hey, wait for me! Get the food to the offering stone, then into the jungle. (She Takes Off her Contraption and Throws it)
• (However, her Contraption Causes the Rock to Lose the Food)
• (May Screaming): No! No, no, no, no, no! Oh, oh!
• (May Tries to Pull it Back Up, But it Was too Late)
• (The Food Fell in the Water)
• May: Oh, no. Prince Richard! Prince Richard! Prince Richard!
• (Motoring Sound)

The Bullies/Big Bad Nefaria:

• (The People Worry)
• Prince Richard: They come, they eat, they leave. They come, they eat, they leave.
• May: Excuse me. Pardon me. Coming through. Excuse me. Sorry, sorry. Didn't mean to. Coming through. Prince Richard, there's something I need to tell you.
• Prince Richard: Not now, May.
• May: But, Your Highness, it's about the offering!
• (Richard Shushes May)
• Bully #1: Hey, what's going on?
• Bully #2: Yeah, where's the food?
• (People Gasp)
• Prince Richard: What did you do?
• May: It was an accident?
• (Pounding Sound)
• (People Gasp)
• (Bullies Come Down)
• (Bully Laughs Sinisterly)
• (People Screaming)
• (More Bullies Come Inside)
• Vincenza: Boo! (Sinister Laughing) Where's the food?
• (Thornetta Gasps)
• (May Screams)
• (A Blonde Haired Bully Named Nefaria Looks Down at May)
• May: Nefaria.
• (Richard Gasps)
• (Nefaria Walks Over the People)
• (The People Back Away Quietly)
• Nefaria: So, where is it? Where's my food? (Echoes)
• Prince Richard: I-I-Isn't it up there?
• Nefaria: What?
• Prince Richard: The food was in a leaf sitting on top--
• Nefaria: Excuse me.
• Prince Richard: Are you sure it's not up there?
• Nefaria: Are you saying I'm stupid?
• Prince Richard: No.
• Nefaria: Do I look stupid... to you? Let's just think about the logic, shall we? Let's just think about it for a second. If it was up there, would I be coming down here, to your level, looking for it?
• Prince Richard: Uh, I--
• Nefaria: Why am I even talking to you? You're not the king. You don't smell like the king.
• The King: H-He's learning to take over for me, Nefaria.
• Nefaria: Oh, I see. Under new management. So it's your fault.
• Prince Richard: No, it wasn't me, it was--
• Nefaria: Uh-uh-uh. First rule of leadership: Everything is your fault.
• Prince Richard: But-But I--
• Nefaria: It's a kid-eat-kid world out there, Prince, one of those circle-of-life kind of things. Now, let me tell you how things are supposed to work. The sun grows the food, the people pick the food, the bullies eat the food--
• Vincenza: And the birds eat the bullies. Hey, like the one that nearly ate you, you 'member? Oh, you shoulda seen it. This eagle has her halfway down her throat, and Nefaria's kickin' and screamin' And I'm scared. I'm not goin' anywhere near, okay?
• (Nefaria Approaches Vincenza)
• Vincenza: Aw, come on. It's a great story.
• (Nefaria Grabs Her Shirt)
• Vincenza: Ow! Ow! Ow!
• (Nefaria Pushes Her Against a Wall) I swear, if I hadn't promised Father on his deathbed that I wouldn't kill you, I would kill you.
• Vincenza: And believe me, no one appreciates that more than I do.
• Nefaria: Shut up! I don't want to hear another word out of you while we're on this island. Do you understand me?
• (Vincenza Whimpers)
• Nefaria: I SAID, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!
• Vincenza: Well, how can I answer? You said I couldn't say another word. (Nefaria Enraged is About to Punch Her) Ah! Remember Pa!
• (Nefaria Turns and Punches Another Bully, Calms Down Becoming Reasonable) Hey, I'm a compassionate human. There's still a few months till the rains come, so you can all just try again.
• The King: But, Nefaria, since it's almost the rainy season, we need this time to gather food for ourselves.
• Nefaria: Listen, if you don't keep your end of the bargain, then I can't guarantee your safety. And there are humans out there that will take advantage of you. Someone could get hurt. (Snaps her Fingers)
• (Richard Gasps)
• (Finn Whimpers in Fear)
• (Darknessa Growls and Hisses)
• (Finn Gasps, Tries to Run Away, But is Caught by Nefaria)
• Nefaria: What's the matter? You scared of bullies?
• (Finn Whimpering)
• May: Finn!
• Nefaria: You don't like Darknessa?
• (Darknessa Hisses)
• (Finn Keeps Whimpering)
• May: Leave him alone!
• (Nefaria Turns to May)
• (May Looks at Nefaria)
• (Nefaria Walks to May)
• Nefaria: You want him? Go ahead. Take him.
• (May Hangs her Head in Fear)
• Nefaria: No? Then get back in line.
• (May Gets Back in Line)
• Nefaria: It seems to me that you people are forgetting your place. So let's double the order of food.
• May: Huh?
• Prince Richard: No! But-But--
• Nefaria: We'll be back at the end of the season, when the last leaf falls.
• (Nefaria Pulls a Hair Piece off Vincenza and Lets it Slowly Drop Like a Leaf)
• Nefaria: You people have a nice summer. Let's ride!
• (The Bullies all Drive Away on Their Motorcycles)
• (Vincenza Laughs and Hits her Head)
• (Then the Sound was Quiet)
• (The Entire Colony Stares at May, who Chuckles Nervously)

May's Punishment:

• (Gavel Bangs)
• Prince Richard: May, what do you have to say for yourself?
• May: Sorry. I'm sorry for the way I am. I didn't mean for things to go so wrong. I-- I especially didn't wanna make you look bad, Prince.
• Prince Richard: Well, May, you did.
• May: I was just trying to help.
• Ms. Flower: Then help us. Don't help us.
• May: Help. Help. Help?
• Prince Richard: May, you are sentenced to one month digging in the tunnels.
• Thornetta: Excuse me, Your Highness. Need I remind you of May's tunnel-within-a-tunnel project?
• May: Helpers to help us. That's it! We could--
• Thornetta: --two days to dig her out. Send her to Health and Person Services.
• Mr. Bud: Heavens, no!
• May: We could leave the island, the river bed's dry. We could walk across and get helpers. We could! We could go find helpers to help us. It's perfect!
• The King: Perfect? What's so perfect?
• May: Your Highness, don't you see? We could send someone to get help.
• Prince Richard: Leave the island?
• The King: Now, why didn't I think of that? Oh! Because it's suicide!
• Thornetta: He's right. We never leave the island.
• Clarice: Never leave.
• Thornetta: There are snakes and birds and bigger people out there!
• May: Exactly! Bigger people! We could find bigger people to come here and fight, and forever rid us of Nefaria and her gang!
• Ms. Flower: Ludicrous!
• Mr. Bud: Who would do a crazy thing like that?
• May: I'll volunteer. I'd be very happy to volunteer.
• (The King Laughs): You got a lotta spunk, kid, but no one's gonna help a bunch of people.
• May: At least we could try. Oh, I-I-I-I-I could travel to New York City! I could search there!
• Prince Richard: If you went, you'd be on that silly search for weeks!
• Thornetta: Royal huddle. Great idea, Prince. It's perfect!
• Clarice: Exactly.
• Prince Richard: Wait a minute. What did we just decide here?
• Ms. Flower: To let May leave.
• Clarice: While we keep harvesting to me Nefaria's demands.
• Mr. Bud: You see, with May gone, she can't--
• Prince Richard: She can't mess anything up!
• (They Turn Around)
• Prince Richard: May, after much deliberation, we have decided to grant you your request.
• May: Really?
• The King: Really?
• Prince Richard: Really.
• May: Oh, thank you, Prince. Thank you so much for this chance. I won't let you down, I promise, I promise, I promise.
• Prince Richard: Forget it.
• May: I should help repair the damage before I go, don't you think?
• People: No! No! Just go!
• (May Smiles)
• Clarice: Just leave!

May Sets Out/For the Colony!:

• (The Day Comes)
• (May is Seen Walking Down)
• (People Stare)
• May: Hey.
• (They Still Stare)
• May: Don't worry! The colony is in good hands! Bye, now.
• (People Smile and Cheer)
• (May Seethes): Okay. Hey, ladies. Beautiful mornin', huh?
• Finn's Girlfriend #2: My mom says she gives you one hour before you come back to the island crying.
• May: Does she, now?
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: My mom doesn't think that.
• May: She doesn't, huh?
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: Naw, she's bettin' you're gonna die.
• May: Oh.
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: Yeah. She says if the heat doesn't get ya, the pelicans will.
• Finn: Well, I think she's gonna make it.
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: Nobody asked you, Your Royal Shortness.
• Finn's Girlfriend #2: Yeah, Finn. What do you know?
• May: Hey, hey, hey. Ease up. Come on. He's entitled to his opinion too. (Gasps)
• (May Stands on the Edge of a Tree, She Looks Down)
• May: Ohh.
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: So go, already.
• (May Exhales)
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: Hey!
• Finn's Girlfriend #2: The city's that way.
• May: I know.
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: You're supposed to look for people, not tree leaves.
• Finn: You leave her alone. She knows what she's doing.
• May: That's right. Here I go. For the colony, and for oppressed people everywhere!
• (May Takes Off on a Leaf That's Bigger Than a Tree)
• May: Whoa.
• Finn: Wow!
• May: Hey! Hey-hey!
• Finn: Bye, May!
• (May Sets Sail to New York City)
• May: Wow! (Chuckling) Wow. Ohh! (The Leaf Tilts) Whoa!
• Finn: Good luck, May!
• May: Bye! (May Crashes Near a Rock)
• Finn: May!
• (May Muffled): I'm... okay!
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: Your mom's right. She's gonna die.
• Finn: You just watch. She's gonna get the bestest, roughest people you've ever seen!

Rhonda the Ringmaster's Circus:

• (Dizzie Roaring)
• Melvin: Get back! Get back! Get back, you horrible beast! I have no fear! (Shouts)
• Dizzie: Ow!
• Melvin: Oh, my goodness!
• (Dizzie Bawling)
• Melvin: Oh, no!
• (Crowd Booing)
• Melvin: Oh, I'm so sorry, Dizzie. An owie?
• Dizzie: Owie! Owie, owie.
• Melvin: Please show Melvin the owie. Okay, Dizzie, it's okay.
• (People Murmuring)
• Father: I have been an outcast for too long. This is ridiculous. What a disappointment.
• (Flyer of Rhonda the Ringmaster)
• (Rhonda Gasps): No!
• Female Customer: You, come here! I want my money back!
• Rhonda: Uh, no refunds after the first 2 minutes. (She Leaves)
• Saleswoman: Popcorn! Fresh popcorn!
• Rhonda: We're losing the audience! You clowns get out there now!
• Henrietta: I hate performing on an empty stomach!
• Rhonda: Do you act, Henrietta, then you can eat.
• Skye: Rhonda, what's the point?
• Rhonda: Not now, Skye.
• Skye: What's the point of going out there? They'll only laugh at me.
• Rhonda: That's because you're a clown!
• Skye: No, it's because I'm a prop! You always cast me as the broom, the pole, the stick, a splinter.
• Rhonda: You're a walking stick. It's funny! Now go!
• Skye: You parasite.
• (Skye Walks Out)
• (The Drummer Drums)
• (Woman Kicks her Assistant and Shines Light)
• Skye: Tra-la-la-la-la. Spring's in the air. And I'm a flower with nothing interesting to say.
• (Janice Screams)
• Skye: A bee!
• Henrietta: I am a cute little bumblebee! Here I come!
• (Skye Screams)
• Henrietta: Slow down, you flowers! (Groans) Candy corn! Here, let me help you to finish it.
• Helena: Hey, cutie! Wanna pucker up with a real girl?
• (Martina Laughs)
• (Janice Walks Up to Them)
• Helena: Ooh, come to papa!
• Janice: So, bein' a clown automatically makes me a boy, is that it, Helena? Huh?
• Martina: He's a doll!
• Henrietta: Janice, leave them alone. They are poo-poo heads!
• Rhonda: Not again.
• Janice: Judging by your breath, you must have been buzzin' around a dung heap all day.
• Skye: Come on, Janice. You're making the babies cry.
• (Babies Wailing)
• (Quasi Vocalizing)
• Rhonda: All right, we're dyin' out there. Quasi, quick! You and Margaret--
• Quasi: Shh! She's in a trance.
• (Margaret Humming)
• Rhonda: Well, get her out of it! You and your wife are up now.
• Quasi: Margaret, we're on.
• Margaret: Oh? Yet again it is up to me to rescue the performance. Quasi, come.
• (Quasi Humming)
• (Crashing)
• Quasi: The stage is the other way, dear.
• Margaret: Yes, of course.
• Janice: Anytime, girl. I'm gonna pick the hairs outta your head one by one!
• Helena: Take your best shot!
• Janice: You name the place!
• Helena: Oh, yeah?
• Janice: Yeah. 'Cause when you get there, you are dead!
• Skye: Janice, let me handle this. That's no way to speak to a man.
• Janice: I heard that, you twit.
• Rhonda: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present Margaret the Magnificent... and her lovely assistant, Quasi!
• (Rhonda Rings the Gong)
• Margaret: From the most mysterious regions of uncharted Asia, I give you the Chinese Box of Metamorphosis!
• Rhonda: Melvin, whole troupe. Onstage! Finale! Now!
• Melvin: Okay, I just need time to--
• Rhonda: Now!
• Melvin: Coming, coming. Tomira, Trish, let's get moving, guys. We're up next.
• (Tomira and Trish Speaking Foreign Language)
• Melvin: Don't you understand? We are up!
• Tomira and Trish: "Up-a."
• (Both Chattering): Hey!
• Melvin: Hey! They don't understand me.
• Margaret: I summon the voice of Confucius--
• Female Person: Get off the stage, you old hack!
• Margaret: Huh? I demand to know who said.
• (Female Throws Fruit at Margaret and Laughs)
• Margaret: How dare you.
• (She Throws More Fruit at her)
• Margaret: Ingrates.
• (Margaret Leaves)
• Quasi: Margaret? Margaret!
• Female Person #2: I only got 24 hours to live and I ain't gonna waste it here. Come on.
• (The Crowd Leaves)
• (Rhonda Screaming): I've just about had it with these losers! Flaming death!
• (The Crowd Stops)
• Rhonda: I hold in my hand the match-- the match that decides whether two people live or die this very evening. In a moment, I will light this trail of matches (Henrietta, Janice, and Skye are at the Flypaper) leading to a sheet of flypaper dowsed in lighter fluid! Aimed directly at the flypaper are Tomira and Trish, the twin cannonballs! (Tomira and Trish Jump) The cannon will be triggered by Dizzie, (Dizzie Waves at the Crowd) trained to jump at the sound of this bell set to go off in 15 seconds. (Margaret and Quasi are at the Clock) Our twins' only hope of survival is our mister of the high wire, Melvin! (Melvin Waves Down to the Crowd) Secured to a web line of exact length, Melvin will plummet down to these two posts, spinning a web of safety in less than 15 seconds!
• (The Crowd is Amused)
• Rhonda: Not good enough, you say? Well, what if they were all blindfolded?
• (Tomira Ties the Blindfold to Trish's Eyes)
• (Melvin is Blindfolded)
• (Dizzie Laughs as She's Blindfolded)
• (Quasi and Margaret are Blindfolded)
• (The Drummer is Blindfolded)
• (The Audience Sits Back Down)
• Rhonda: Ladies and gentlemen, may I suggest that those of you... with weak constitutions leave the arena,
• (Trish Smacks Tomira for Getting the Blindfold on Too Tight)
• Rhonda: for this act is so dangerous that if the slightest thing should go wrong--
• (The Match Lights Up)
• Rhonda: No!
• Melvin: Go? Okay, through the tunnel--
• Quasi: Whoa!
• (Bell Dings)
• (Dizzie Chuckling)
• (Dizzie Shoots the Cannon)
• (Trish Accidentally Hits Rhonda)
• Rhonda: Whoa!
• (Melvin Finished the Web Too Soon)
• (Rhonda Gets Trapped in Flypaper)
• (Henrietta Screams)
• Janice: Rhonda!
• Skye: Oh, no!
• (Rhonda Tries to Pull Herself Free)
• Melvin: Oh, dear!
• (The Fire Comes Closer)
• (Rhonda Whimpering, and Keeps Trying to Free Herself)
• Janice: Water! We need some water!
• Skye: Water, water, water!
• (Janice and Skye Run into Each Other)
• (Girls Laughing)
• (Rhonda Keeps Trying to Get Herself Free): Get me outta here!
• (Rhonda Finally Frees Herself, and Laughs Triumphantly)
• (But the Flypaper Fell on her and Rhonda Got Burnt)
• (Girls Laughing)
• Female Person: Wow!
• (The Fire was Put Out, and Rhonda was Burnt as Bad as Can Be)
• Melvin: It's the web. I'm sorry.
• Rhonda: You're all fired.
• Janice: We got the water!
• Henrietta: Here we come, Rhonda!
• Skye: We'll save you!
• (Rhonda was Put in Water)
• Female Person #2: Wow! Burn her again!

May Enters New York City/The Bar:

• (The People Wrap Up the Circus and Call it a Night)
• (Sun Sets, Fade to Night Sky)
• (Jane Sees a Light)
• Jane's Girlfriend: No! Jane, no! Don't look at the light!
• Jane: I can't help it. It's so beautiful.
• (Jane Gets Zapped)
• (Jane Screaming)
• (Clattering)
• May: Try not to act like a city girl. Blend. Blend in.
• (May Walks Through and Sees New York City)
• (People Walk Down the Streets)
• May: Wow. New York City.
• (May Walks into the City)
• May: Wow.
• (Red Light Turns to Green Light)
• May: Whoa-whoa-whoa!
• Bus Driver: Making all stops to the Empire State Building, including Central Park, Radio City Music Hall and the Statue of Liberty. Watch your butts. All aboard!
• May: Whoa!
• Female Person #1: Hey! Get outta the way!
• May: Oh, sorry.
• Female Person #2: Watch where you're goin'!
• May: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that.
• (Violin Screeches)
• (May Gasps): Oh, sorry!
• ("Kid Pulled Jacket Off" Played Violin Sadly)
• May: Oh. I'm really, really sorry. That was an-an-an ac-ac-accident.
• (Female Mime Plays Around)
• Female Person #3: Hey, let go of me!
• Female Person #4: I'll show ya who's tough! And stay out!
• May: Tough people!
• (Female Mime Looks Happy)
• Female Customer: I knew an old lady who lived in a shoe--
• May: Wow!
• Female Person #5: Move it!
• May: Whoa!
• Female Person #6: Hey, waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
• Female Costumer #2: I've been workin' out. Feel my muscle.
• Female Costumer #3: Yo! Two Cokes over here!
• Bartender: All right.
• Female Costumer #4: Head of the chicken you ate.
• Waiter: Hey, who ordered the roast beef?
• (They Customers Eat the Roast Beef)
• Second Waiter: Here you go, Cleo. Enjoy.
• (Cleo Eats a Turkey and Burns her Mouth): Ow! Hey, I said no pepper!
• May: Pardon me, ma'am. I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment. I represent a colony of people, and I'm looking for tough people, you know, mean people--
• Skye: Fired by the ringmaster-- how humiliating!
• Janice: Let's face it: We stink.
• Tomira: You're fired!
• Trish: You fired!
• Tomira: You fired!
• Melvin: Oh, will you shut up?
• Tomira and Trish: Hey! You fired!
• Henrietta: Someday I will be a beautiful princess, and then everything will be better.
• Quasi: I can't believe the troupe is breaking up. We've always been together.
• Margaret: Farewell, my friends.
• Janice: To the audience we'll never have.
• (Helena and Martina Show Up)
• (Skye Gasps): Janice! Your girlfriends from the circus are here!
• (Slam Appears, Too)
• (Janice Gasps)
• Helena: There he is.
• (They Walk to Janice)
• Martina: Hello there, tomboy kid.
• Janice: Shoo, girl. Don't bother me.
• Helena: Say, why don't you tell our buddy, Slam,
• (THUD)
• Helena: what you said to us at the circus?
• Martina: Yeah. Somethin' about buzzin' around a dung heap?
• (Slam Growls)
• May: Excuse me. Hi, I represent a female colony--
• Female Customer: Hey, bartender! Root beer, O positive.
• (Bartender Brings her Root Beer)
• Female Customer: Aha! (Drinks the Root Beer, Sighs)
• May: Madam?

Warrior People/May's Plea/Taking the Job:

• Helena and Martina: "Red haired girl, red haired girl, run away home."
• (Helena and Martina Laugh)
• Helena: Not so tough now, are you? All right, clown. Get up and fight like a boy.
• Janice: Get ready to do the Robin Hood act.
• Henrietta: I want to be Little John!
• Skye: What part can I play?
• May: You see, I'm looking for tough, warrior people.
• Janice: Stand back, ye girls! We are the greatest warriors in all humandom!
• May: Warrior people!
• Janice: My sword!
• Skye: Swish, swish. Clang, clang.
• Janice: Little John?
• Henrietta: What ho, Robin? Justice is my sword and truth shall be my quiver!
• May: Wait, wait! No, no! I want to watch this!
• Henrietta: Jawohl!
• Skye: Thrust, parry, lunge!
• (Slam Growls)
• Skye: Me thinketh it's not working!
• (Henrietta Gasps): Back to Sherwood Forest! Schnell! Schnell!
• May: What's going on in there?
• (Clowns Screaming)
• (May Gasps)
• (Clowns Screaming)
• (CRASH)
• Skye: Help! Help! Get me out!
• (Janice Pulls Skye Out)
• May: Wow.
• Janice: Ow.
• May: You're perfect! Oh, great ones! I have been scouting for people with your exact talents!
• (Melvin Gasps): A talent scout.
• May: My colony's in trouble. Bullies are coming! We've been forced to prepare all this food.
• Margaret: Dinner theater!
• Henrietta: Food?
• May: Please! Will you help us?
• (Helena and Martina Groaning)
• Helena: Where are they?
• Skye: We'll take the job!
• May: Really?
• Skye: Yes, yes, yes! You can explain the details on the way.
• Tomira: Hey!
• (Trish Chattering)
• Melvin: Okay, come on, everyone. Break a leg!
• May: Whoa, you're vicious!
• Dizzie: Hold on, Miss Girl.
• May: Amazing! This is too good to be true! (Laughing Victoriously)

Flight to the Island/People Hurting/May's Triumphant Return:

• (The Circus Clowns Fly Home)
• (Henrietta Eats a Chocolate Bar): Ooh! (Eats an Apple)
• (Janice and Skye are Flying)
• May: So, you see, it was my fault that Nefaria's coming back. But then, Prince Richard-- boy, is he one in a million-- he let me go out and find you. And after seeing you fight off those girls-- Boy, are those bullies in for a surprise! (Laughing)
• (Tomira and Trish Laughing)
• (Trish Explains in Gibberish to Tomira, They Both Shrug)
• (They Continue Flying Home)
• (Meanwhile in the Sun)
• (People are Still Gathering Food for When the Bullies Return)
• (One Person Falls from Exhaustion)
• Prince Richard: Mr. Bud!
• Mr. Bud: Oh, dear. Not another one.
• Thornetta: This is insane.
• Clarice: Insane.
• Thornetta: There's just not enough food left on the island! No way we can make double quota before Nefaria comes.
• Prince Richard: Well, we have to try, Thorny. We don't have any choice.
• Thornetta: Yeah, I know.
• (Finn is Looking Through the Telescope)
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: Hey, look who's playing lookout again--little Sun!
• Finn: The name is Finn.
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: Well, Sin, still lookin' for May?
• Finn's Girlfriend #2: Forget it, Finn. That loser's never coming back.
• (May is Seen Flying Home)
• Finn: May! She did it! She did it!
• Finn's Girlfriends: What?
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: Quit shoving.
• (The Clowns and May Arrive at Female Island)
• May: This is it! This is Female Island!
• Finn: May! Over here! May! May!
• May: Hey!
• Finn: She did it! She did it! Yea! She did it!
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: Cool!
• (Finn's Girlfriends Fall)
• Thornetta: At the rate these leaves are dropping, we're gonna need a miracle.
• Clarice: That's right! We need a miracle!
• (Thornetta Looks Up, and Hears Motor)
• Clarice: Run for your lives!
• (Anxious Chattering)
• (The Clowns Land)
• (Margaret's Feet Land)
• (Quasi's Feet Land)
• (Skye's Feet Land)
• (Henrietta's Feet Land)
• (Dizzie's Feet Land)
• Janice: Ta-da!
• (Everything is Quiet)
• (Margaret Sighs): Once again, our reputation precedes us.
• May: Hey, everybody! Hey! I'm back! Hey, guys! Hey-ey! Look-look-look who's here with me!
• Finn: May! May! May! You're back! I knew you could do it!
• (May Laughs)
• Clarice: May?
• Female Person: It's May.
• (People Chattering)
• Ms. Flower: May has returned!
• Prince Richard: She's back?
• Ms. Flower: And she's accompanied by savage humans!
• Prince Richard: What? How? She wasn't supposed to actually find someone!
• May: Oh, look at this. This is great. Look.
• Clarice: Oh, my ticker!
• Finn's Girlfriend #2: So, what are you supposed to be?
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: She's a girl, stupid. You hit people with her.
• Skye: Well, that's an oversimplification.
• Janice: That's right, kids. Like this!
• Skye: No! Put me down!
• Henrietta: Ow!
• Skye: Ow.
• Tomira and Trish: Hey!
• Mr. Bud: My, you just pop right open there, don't ya?
• Blackberries: Ooh! Wow!
• Melvin :Uh-oh. Kids, she's kinda ticklish. Let's come on out. Careful.
• (Dizzie Laughing)
• (Blackberries Screaming)
• (The King Laughs): Well, my girl, you came through. Max and I are very impressed.
• (Max Barks)
• (May Gasps): Prince Richard! Hey, guys, this is Prince Richard! He's the one that sent me to find you!
• Finn: Richard! Richard! Did you see that really flying girl over there?
• Ms. Flower: She looks absolutely ferocious!
• Thornetta: They're our ticket out of this mess!
• Mr. Bud: They came just in time!
• Clarice: That's right!
• May: So, Prince Richard, what do you think?
• Prince Richard: No-no-no, wait! This was not supposed to happen.
• Skye: Mayday, Mayday. We're losin' the job.
• Prince Richard: We don't fight bullies.
• Thornetta: We don't, but they will.
• Clarice: Bingo!
• Janice: We gotta sweeten the deal. Your Majesty, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages, our troupe here guarantees a performance like no other! Why, when your bully friends get here, we are gonna knock... them... dead!
• (People Cheering)
• Skye: Boy, these folks are sure hard up for entertainment.
• (May Applauds)

Party for the Heroes/A Play in Honor of the Warriors:

• Female Blackberry: Come on, come on. Hurry!
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: Wow.
• (The Band Playing Instruments)
• (May Plays Bongos on the Drums)
• (Richard Looks Mad)
• The King: Honey, relax. You should be proud of yourself. Your instincts on that girl were right on the money.
• (Richard Chuckles)
• (Music Ends)
• (Applause)
• The King: And to make our official welcome complete-- Ms. Flower?
• Ms. Flower: Yes, Your Highness?
• The King: She's our resident thespian. Last year she played the lead in Romeo and Juliet. (Laughs)
• Ms. Flower: The children-- and myself-- have quickly put together... a little presentation in honor of our guests. Finn, Julie, Mark, Phillip?
• Quasi: Oh, aren't they adorable! Ooh, they're cute!
• (May Waves at Finn)
• Mark: The South Park Elementary School second grade class would like to present you with this, a mural we have drawn of you people helping us fight the bullies away.
• Melvin: Oh, look at the beautiful colors of the blood.
• Finn: We drew one of you dying because our teacher said it would be more dramatic.
• (Melvin Gasps)
• (Henrietta Whimpers)
• (Ms. Flower Plays a Harp): I tell you a tale of heroes so bold, who vanquished our bully enemies of old.
• (Blackberry with Leaf Falls)
• Blackberry #1: Look, the last leaf has fallen.
• Blackberries: We are the bullies! Where's our food?
• Blackberry #2: Who will come to save us poor people?
• Blackberries: We are the warriors here to defend you!
• Mark: I die! Die! Die! (Collapses on Floor)
• (Janice Faints)
• (Applause)
• (Tomira and Trish Chattering)
• Ms. Flower: Thank you! Thank you! Oh, thank you!
• Tomira and Trish: Hey, hey, hey!
• Janice: I say we go.
• The King:  Okay, honey. You're up.
• Prince Richard: Oh. Um-- - Oh, oh, I-I--
• May: Here, here.
• Prince Richard: We're all very grateful to have (Amplified) the warriors-- (He Looks at May)
• (May Gives Richard Two Thumbs Up)
• Prince Richard: Thanks. First of all, I'd like to thank the warriors for helping us in our fight against the bullies.
• (Applause)
• Prince Richard: Secondly, I would like to thank May for her forthright thinking--
• May: Thank you, Your Highness. Oh, sure, I'd like to take credit for all of this, but that wouldn't be right. Because it was you, Prince Richard. You believed in me, and you sent me on my quest.
• Janice: Tell that girl that we need to talk to her right now.
• Melvin: Okay, okay.
• May: I know I've made mistakes in the past, and I hope that this will make up--
• Melvin: May!
• May: Not right now, Melvin. I'm making a speech.
• (Melvin Grunts and Whispers in May's Ear)
• May: Now, I truly believe these humans are the answer to our-- No, there's no circus around here. So, I-- Huh?
• (Clowns Juggle and Smile Nervously)
• (Camera Pans to May's Shocked Face)
• (May Gasps): Your Highness, the warriors have called for a secret meeting to plan for a circus-- circumventing the oncoming hordes so they can trapeze-- trap them with ease!
• Prince Richard: Shouldn't I come too?
• May: No! (Laughs Nervously) No, classified in the D.M.Z. Gotta go A.S.A.P. You know, strictly B.Y.O.B. Bye! Sorry. Sorry I have to take the warriors away so early, but you know they have a lot to get done, with the battle looming and all. So, uh, please, everyone enjoy the party.
• (Finn Watches)
• Prince Richard: "B.Y.O.B."?

Circus Clowns!/Performers Try to Leave/Circus Clowns Leave:

• May: Thanks again. Bye. Bye-bye. Okay, just-- just get in there. Go! Go, go, go!
• (May Looks and Gets in)
• May: Circus clowns?! How can you be circus clowns?
• Henrietta: What?
• Janice: Hey, hey, hey. You said nothing about killing bullies, kid. You lied to us!
• Henrietta: Ja!
• May: Are you kidding?! Do you know what this is? This, my friends, is false advertising.
• Margaret: How dare you. You, madam, are the charlatan in this scenario, touting your wares as a talent scout, preying upon the hungry souls of hapless artistes. Good day to you, madam.
• (Tomira and Trish Angrily Smack May in the Face)
• May: Wait! No, no! Wait, wait, wait, wait! You can't go. You have got to help me. Give me some time, I'll come up with a plan.
• Henrietta: Just go tell them the truth.
• May: They can't. They can't know the truth. The truth, you see, is bad. I will be branded with this mistake for the rest of my life. My children's children will walk down the street, and people will point and say, "Look! There goes the spawn of May, the loser!" Oh-- oh, you know, all right, fine. Yeah, okay. Just go. But if you could just do me a little favor before you leave. If you could squish me, that would be great, because, uh, when they find out, I'm as good as dead.
• Prince Richard: May!
• (May Gasps)
• Prince Richard: I really do think I should be part of this meeting. May!
• May: Aah! Prince Richard! What a nice... surprise.
• Prince Richard: Just what exactly is going on? I would like to speak with these so-called "warriors."
• May: You can't! I mean, they are in the middle of a top secret meeting right now, and they really should not be disturbed... now. Right, guys?
• (The Circus Clowns Leave)
• (May Gasps): Could you ex-- pl-- Could you excuse me, please? Wait, wait, wait! Please, don't go!
• Prince Richard: I'm not going anywhere. What is going on? May? May! (Groans) Ooh, I knew it!

Giant Pelican!/Rescuing Finn/Applause!:

• May (In Distance): Wait!
• (Finn Climbs to a Tree Branch and Looks)
• May: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Please! Don't go! No!
• Skye: Quick, she's losin' it!
• May: You can't go! I'm desperate!
• Skye: Really? I couldn't tell.
• Finn: Hmm. Come on, legs.
• (A Tree Leaf Comes Loose and Finn Screams)
• Finn: Help!
• Prince Richard: Father, May is up to something.
• May: No! No!
• Skye: Okay, May, time to put ya down now. Get her off me! She's cutting off the circulation of my foot.
• Margaret: Let go!
• May: No, no, no, no! Please, don't go!
• (May Sees Something)
• Melvin: Put the girl down.
• (A Nest is Seen)
• Melvin: May, I mean it, now. Drop the girl. Drop it.
• (May Screams): Run!
• Henrietta: Boy, she runs fast for a little girl.
• (A Pelican Comes Down and Squawks)
• Tomira and Trish: Tweet-tweet! Tweet-tweet!
• (Circus Clowns Run to Leave as They Scream)
• (Pelican Follows Them)
• Prince Richard: This way.
• (They Follow Him)
• Prince Richard: There they are.
• (The Pelican Flies By)
• (Richard Gasps): A pelican!
• (Finn Screaming): May!
• Prince Richard: Look!
• The King: Finn!
• (Finn Whimpering): May!
• (The Pelican Flies By)
• (Finn Screaming)
• Prince Richard: Finn!
• The King: My baby!
• (Finn is Seen Falling from a Leaf)
• (Janice Gasps): I gotcha! I gotcha! I gotcha! I gotcha!
• (Janice Catches Finn)
• (They Fall in a Hole)
• Janice: OWWW! Oooh. (She Faints)
• The King: I can't see!
• Clarice: Somebody do something!
• (Richard Sees Something)
• Ms. Flower: Are they all right?
• Thornetta: Did anyone see?
• (Richard Will be Right Back)
• Mr. Bud: I can't see.
• Thornetta: What is happening?
• (The Clowns Hide)
• Finn: May!
• May: Finn?
• Margaret: Good heavens, they're in trouble!
• Skye: Janice, Janice, Janice, Janice, Janice, Janice--
• May: Oh, you guys, I've got an idea!
• Prince Richard: Here. I've got it.
• (Pelican Keeps Pecking)
• Finn: Please, sir, wake up! Wake up!
• (Pelican Pecks its Beak Down)
• (Finn Screaming): Help! Help!
• Henrietta: Yoo-hoo! Mr. Early Bird! How about a nice, tasty woman on a stick?
• Skye: I'm going to snap. I'm going to snap.
• (Pelican Turns Around and Goes After Henrietta)
• Henrietta: Nice and juicy, succulent--
• May: Let's go.
• (May and the Clowns Fly Up)
• May: There they are.
• Finn: May! Help!
• May: Okay.
• (Melvin Lowers the Rope Down)
• Finn: May!
• May: It's going to be okay, Finn.
• Henrietta: Whoo-hoo-hoo! Bye-bye, birdie!
• (Henrietta Gets Stuck in a Hole)
• Henrietta: Help! I'm stuck! Pull me down! Schnell, schnell, schnell!
• Prince Richard: The fat girl's using herself as live bait!
• Ms. Flower: How brave!
• (Henrietta Screaming)
• (Quasi Stops the Pelican)
• Skye: Suck it in, girl!
• (Henrietta Sucks in her Belly)
• (The Circus Clowns Carry Janice to Safety)
• Janice: Ow. My leg!
• (They Fall Out)
• (May Grabs onto Janice's Hair)
• (Janice Screaming)
• (May Screaming)
• (Pelican Sees the Clowns)
• (Janice Screaming)
• (The Pelican Goes After Them)
• (Richard Gasps): The pelican! The pelican! Look out for the pelican!
• (Janice Screaming)
• Finn: May!
• (May Gasps)
• Tomira and Trish: Up-a! Up-a!
• (May Screams)
• (All Screaming)
• (The Pelican Tries to Get Them, But When She Pokes her Feet on the Prickles She Flies Away)
• (All Sigh)
• (Distant Applause)
• Melvin: What is that?
• Margaret: That, my friends, is the sound of applause!
• (People Cheering)
• (Richard and the Gang Cheer for the Clowns)
• Janice: Applause. I'm in heaven.
• (Janice is in Bed Resting her Leg)

Prince Richard & May:

• Male Blackberry: Our Blackberry troop salutes you people for rescuing our smallest member, Prince Finn. And as a tribute to Miss Janice, we've changed out bandannas!
• Finn: We voted you our honorary den mother!
• (People Cheering)
• Janice: What? Great.
• (Tomira and Trish Chatter)
• Mr. Bud: All right, boys. Let's move your keisters outta here now. The patient needs her rest, you know. Come on.
• Prince Richard: Excuse, me, May. Can I talk to you for a second?
• May: Huh? Oh, sure.
• (Janice Moans Heavily)
• Prince Richard: Again, thank you all, very, very much.
• Quasi: Oh, stop it.
• Melvin: You're too kind.
• Henrietta: Thank you.
• Prince Richard: You don't think I've offended the warriors, do you?
• May: You? No.
• Prince Richard: Oh, good. Because, you see, when you first brought them here, I thought you'd hired a bunch of clowns.
• May: Ya did? (Laughs Nervously)
• Prince Richard: Don't tell 'em I said that. Boy, that's all I'd need, another royal blunder like that.
• May: Prince, you're doin' a great job.
• Prince Richard: Thanks, you're sweet. You're wrong, but sweet. I know what everyone really thinks.
• May: I don't follow you.
• Prince Richard: Everyone-- the whole colony. Nobody really believes I can do this job. It's like they're all watching me, just, just--
• May: Waiting for you to screw up.
• Prince Richard: May, I owe you an apology.
• May: For what?
• Prince Richard: Well, I haven't been that nice to you, and... I'm sorry. If there's any way I can make it up to you-- Hey! I know! How would you like to be the king's official aide to the warrior people?
• May: Me?
• Prince Richard: Oh, sure. You've got a great rapport with them, especially after that rescue-- it was very brave.
• May: Really? Naw, naw--
• Prince Richard: Well, not every human would face a pelican. I mean, even Nefaria's afraid of 'em.
• May: Yeah, well, I guess maybe I-- Say that again?
• Prince Richard: I said, even Nefaria's afraid of pelicans.
• (May Rushes Off, Then Back to Richard)
• May: Thank you. (Kisses Richard on the Cheek and Rushes Off Again)
• (Richard Blushes)

May's Plan/Building the Pelican:

• May: Nefaria's afraid of pelicans!
• Janice: And I don't blame 'er!
• May: Oh, oh, oh, this is perfect. We can get rid of Nefaria, and no one has to know that I messed up. You just keep pretending you're warriors.
• Melvin: Whoa, May, honey. We are not about to fight bullies, okay?
• May: You'll be gone before the bullies ever arrive. It'll be easy. Here's what we do.
• Margaret: Not another word. I don't know what you're concocting in that little person brain of yours, but we'll have no part of it.
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: Excuse me? Could we get the warriors' autographs?
• Henrietta: Autographs? Ja!
• Finn's Girlfriends: Wow! Great!
• Janice: So, you kids catch the action today?
• Finn's Girlfriend #2: Oh! The bird went-- (Whooshes) and it just missed you!
• Quasi: Aren't you sweet?
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: And the way you pretended to be stuck in that crack!
• (Henrietta Chuckling) Oh, that's just all part of the plan.
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: And then you dive-bombed into the bush!
• Margaret: There you go, my dear.
• Finn's Girlfriend #2: Wow! Thanks! " M-M-Maa-jor--"
• Margaret: That's Major Margaret, young cadet. I outrank everyone here. Remember that.
• Finn's Girlfriends: Yes, ma'am!
• Margaret: Dismissed!
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: Wow!
• Finn's Girlfriend #2: When I grow up, I'm gonna be a beautiful princess!
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: I'm gonna be a pop star!
• Finn's Girlfriend #2: Oh, they're all so cool, I can't pick!
• (Margaret Chuckling) Delightful kids. You were saying, May?
• May: All right. We are going to build a pelican-- a pelican that we can operate from the inside, which would then be--
• Margaret: ..hoisted above the jungle and hidden high in the tree. Then, right when Nefaria and her gang are below, we'll launch the bird and scare off the bullies. Now it's going to take everyone's involvement--
• Prince Richard: ..to make this plan a reality. I know it's not our tradition to do things differently, but if our ancestors were able to build this jungle, we can certainly rally together to build this bird!
• (People Cheering)
• (May Laughing)
• (They Cut Out a Picture of a Pelican on a Piece of Paper)
• (They Pull it Up to the Sky)
• Thornetta: Perfect!
• Prince Richard: Okay, hit your marks!
• (They Put the Places in the Shadow of the Pelican)
• (They Drop an Acorn and Break it into Two Pieces)
• (Richard Giggles): Hi, May.
• May: Oh.
• (Trish Snickering)
• (May Chuckles Nervously)
• (Scene Fades to Janice)
• (Blackberries Murmuring)
• Blackberry #1: I love what you did with your hair.
• Blackberry #5: Oh, thank you.
• Mr. Bud: Oh, look. She's a natural mother.
• (Janice Growling): All right, that's it! Out! Everybody out!
• (Blackberries Whimpering)
• Janice: Now you're gonna cry, right? See if I care. Go ahead, cry.
• (Blackberries Sobbing)
• Janice: Please, don't cry. Please.
• (Blackberries Continue Sobbing)
• (Janice Juggling Balls): Huh?
• (Blackberries Stop Sobbing)
• (Janice Swallows the Balls): Ta-da!
• (Blackberries Cheering)
• (Scene Fades to the Outside)
• Thornetta: Okay, lower, lower--
• (Dizzie Chuckles)
• Thornetta: You got it. And that's it!
• Clarice: Whoa!
• Tomira and Trish: Up, up, up, up!
• Melvin: Rabbit through the hole, chicken in the barn, two by two by, there's the yarn. Done!
• Tomira: Ruben Kincaid!
• People: Hey!
• Melvin: Good job, guys! Nice work!
• (The Pelican Keeps Being Built)
• Henrietta: Up, down. Up, down. Up, down.
• Blackberry #1: Hmm.
• Janice: Hmm. (Chuckles)
• Blackberry #1: Ah-ah-ah. Read 'em and weep.
• Janice: Huh?
• (Boys Giggle)
• (Dizzie Flies Up and Blows the Leaves Off the Tree)
• (The People, Including May, Jump on the Leaves)
• May: Whoo-whee! Yahoo!
• Henrietta: May, watch out!
• May: Whoa!
• Henrietta: Look! I'm a beautiful butterfly!
• (May Laughs)
• (The People Put the Last Stuff on the Pelican)
• Prince Richard: There ya go. Good job, fellas. Keep up the good work.
• (May Looks at Richard): Huh?
• (Richard Smiles at May)
• (Scene Fades to the Fully Made Pelican)
• (Richard Stands at the Pelican)
• (Clarice Says it's Good to Go)
• (Richard Looks Up at Thornetta and Says it's Good to Go, Too)
• Prince Richard: Okay!
• (The People Pull the Ropes to Lift the Pelican in the Tree)
• (The Pelican Comes Off the Ground)
• (Richard Helps May Pull the Rope)
• (The Pelican Goes into the Tree)
• (They Put it on the Branch)
• (They Close it With a Rock)
• Tomira and Trish: You're fired!
• (People Cheering)
• May: Yes!
• (The Scene Pans to the Rock)

The Bullies' Hideout:

• Female Bully #1: Whoo-hoo! Look at me, I'm water skiing! Whoo-hoo!
• Female Bully #2: Yo, senor, dos coconuts, pronto.
• Female Bully #1: You gotta try this, man!
• (Inside the Hideout was a Party)
• (Bullies Singing)
• (Bully Throws a Dart at the Ring)
• (Waiters Serve Coconuts)
• Lakira: ...all the way back there and it starts to rain, we might as well be suckin' bug spray.
• Vincenza: Ooh! Don't even say that! You know something? You're making a lotta sense. I mean, why take the risk? You should tell Nefaria.
• Alexa: Good idea. But, you know, it's really not our place. I mean, you're her sister. That makes you like the Vice President of the gang.
• Vincenza: Wow. It kinda does, doesn't it? Okay, I'll tell her. Boy, I should talk to you guys more often.
• Lakira: What if Nefaria doesn't like it?
• Bully #3: Then at least the genius'll get smacked, and not us.
• Vincenza: Vice President Vincenza. (Giggling)
• (Misuse Massages Nefaria)
• Nefaria: Ooh, yeah, that's good. Oh, that's good. Ooh, a little lower. Ahh, lower, lower.
• Vincenza: Heya, Nef.
• Nefaria: Go away.
• Vincenza: That's fine. Then I won't tell you my idea.
• Nefaria: Good!
• Vincenza: Okay, okay. I'll tell ya anyway. You see, I've been thinkin'-- which is somethin' I do, you know, bein' vice president and all. This is a thought, and it was mine: Why go back to Female Island at all? I mean, you don't even like grain.
• Nefaria: What?
• Vincenza: You're right. I didn't think it was such a good idea myself. Actually, it wasn't even my idea. It was Alexa and Lakira's. They talked fancy to me! I got confused!
• (Nefaria Growls)
• (Bullies Still Sing)
• (Nefaria Arrives)
• (Music Stops)
• Nefaria: Guys, order another round, because we're staying here!
• (Bullies Cheer)
• Nefaria: What was I thinking? Going back to Female Island. I mean we just got here, and we have more than enough food to get us through the winter. Right? Why go back?
• (Music Resumes, Then Stops)
• Nefaria: But there was that person that stood up to me.
• Alexa: Yeah, but we can forget about her.
• Lakira: Yeah, it was just one person.
• (Bullies Laugh): One person.
• (Nefaria Laughs): Yeah, you're right. It's just one person.
• Lakira: Yeah, boss. They're puny.
• Nefaria: Hmm. Puny? Say, let's pretend this coconut is a puny little person. (Throws it at Lakira) Did that hurt?
• Lakira: Nope.
• Nefaria: Well, how 'bout this one? (Throws a Coconut at Alexa)
• Alexa: Are you kidding?
• (Bullies Laugh)
• Nefaria: Well, how 'bout this? (Lets Out All the Coconuts)
• (Alexa, and Lakira Scream as They Get Covered in Coconuts and Killed)
• (Nefaria Looks Angry)
• (Bullies Look Shocked as the Coconuts Stopped)
• Nefaria: You let one person stand up to us, then they all might stand up. Those puny little people outnumber us a hundred to one. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life! It's not about food. It's about keeping those people in line. That's why we're going back! Does anybody else wanna stay?
• (Bullies Motor)
• Vincenza: She's quite the motivational speaker, ain't she?
• Nefaria: Let's ride!
• (The Bullies Ride Back to Female Island)

People Partying:

• (Back on Female Island...)
• Ms. Flower: To the pelican!
• People: The pelican!
• (People Partying)
• Mr. Bud: Whoo! Get down, twin girls!
• Skye: How low can you go? Sing it now. "How low can you go?" Do it, Prince. "How low can you go?"
• (Richard Laughing)
• Melvin: And that's how my 12th wife died. (Laughs) So, now I'm a widower. I mean, I've always been a male widower, but now I'm a male widower widower. (Laughs)
• (Dizzie Laughing)
• Blackberry: Whoo!
• (Meanwhile)
• Ms. Flower: Thornetta! Any sign of those fiends?
• Thornetta: Lemme check.
• (Thornetta Waves the Glow Stick)
• Thornetta: No, not yet. But we'll be ready for 'em.
• Janice: Blackberries, dismissed!
• (Blackberries Giggle)
• Janice: And, uh, quit beatin' the girls up.
• (Blackberries Leave)
• Janice: Those little raisins do grow on ya.
• May: Hey, how you guys doin'? Some party, huh? Is that grain dip fresh or what? Okay, I've told everyone you'll be stationed deep in the command bunker. Party quiets down, I sneak you out the back way and then you're outta here forever.
• Dizzie: Dizzie don't wanna go.
• Melvin: Well, if Dizzie stays she's gonna need me here. She's not fully trained. I mean, house-trained.
• (Dizzie Chuckles)
• Janice: I, uh, I kinda promised the Blackberries I'd teach 'em canasta.
• Quasi: It seems we've been booked for an extended engagement.
• (Tomira and Trish Happily Kiss May on the Face)
• Prince Richard: Will you look at this colony? Will you just look at this colony? I don't even recognize it.
• Clarice: I feel 16 again!
• The King: Work that ab, baby! (Laughs)
• Prince Richard: And I have you people to thank for it. So-- thank you! And, uh, thank you for findin' 'em, May.
• May: Me? Oh, ooh-- uh, uh, I'll get it. I mean, if you don't mind, I'll just--
• Prince Richard: It's all tangled up.
• (May Laughs Nervously): There.
• Prince Richard: Ow! I think I'll go check on the pelican. (Giggling) Pelican's this way.
• (May Laughs Nervously): Yeah, the pelican's that way. (Chuckling) He-- What?

Rhonda Finds the Circus Clowns/May's Banishment:

• (Thornetta Still Looks for the Bullies)
• (She Sees Rustling in the Bushes)
• (Thornetta Gasps): Jiminy H. Cricket! (She Blows the Horn)
• Female Person #1: They're back! Get ready, everybody! Get to your posts!
• Prince Richard: Battle stations, everyone. This is not a drill. Come on, everyone. You know your jobs! Let's go, go, go, go! (Screams)
• Clarice: Look out!
• (Carriage Crashes)
• Rhonda: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa there. Steady, boys. That's it.
• Melvin: It's Rhonda.
• Dizzie: Rhonda?
• Rhonda: Greetings and salutations! Ooh-boppa-doo and how do you do? I am the great Rhonda the Ringmaster! (Laughs) I'm in need of your assis-- Oh, let's just cut to the chase. Look, I've been goin' from jungle to jungle. I'm lookin' for a bunch of circus performers. Have you seen 'em?
• (May Gasps)
• (Richard Gasps)
• Clarice: Wait a second. Ain't that Staff Sergeant Skye?
• May: No, no, no. I'm sorry, no, but uh--
• (Rhonda Hears Rustling in the Bushes)
• Melvin: Be quiet!
• May: You'll probably-- you'll probably want to get goin; I guess you got a lot of other jungles to check into, so, bye.
• Rhonda:  Ah, guys, I've been lookin' all over for ya! Flaming Death is a huge hit!
• Janice: Rhonda! Sh--
• Rhonda: I'm serious. Word of mouth got around.
• Janice: Rhonda! No!
• Rhonda: The next day, there was a line of flies outside the tent went on forever! It must have been a foot long!
• Melvin: Rhonda, no!
• Rhonda: So, I figured it out. You guys burn me twice a night, I take a day off to heal, and then we do it all over again! We'll be the top circus act in the business! (Chortles)
• Prince Richard: You mean, you're not warriors?
• Rhonda: Are you kiddin'? These guys are the lousiest circus clowns you've ever seen. And they're gonna make me rich! (Guffawing)
• Thornetta: You mean to tell me that our entire defensive strategy was concocted by clowns?
• Janice: Hey, hey, hey, hey. We really thought May's idea was gonna work.
• (Crowd Gasping)
• Janice: Oops.
• Prince Richard: Tell me this isn't true.
• May: No, you don't-- You don't--
• Ms. Flower: This couldn't have happened at a more inopportune time! The last leaf is about to fall!
• Mr. Bud: We didn't collect any food for the bullies!
• Thornetta: If Nefaria finds out what we've almost done--
• The King: Nefaria is not going to find out! We're going to hide all this, and pretend it never happened. You clowns were never here, so I suggest you all leave.
• May: But the pelican! The-The pelican will work.
• The King: I never thought I'd see the day when a girl would put herself before the rest of her colony.
• May: What?
• The King: The point is, May, you lied to us.
• May: No, no, no! I-I just--
• Prince Richard: You lied, May. You lied to him. You lied to the colony! You lied to me! And like an idiot, I believed you.
• May: But I-I was just afraid that... if you knew I'd gotten circus clowns-- (Sighs Deeply) I just wanted to make a difference.
• Prince Richard: I want you to leave, May. And this time, don't come back.
• (May Sighs Deeply)
• (Finn Gasps)
• (Max Whimpers)
• (May Walks Out Sadly and Quietly)
• Rhonda: Tough crowd. Yee-haw!
• (The King Stops Finn)
• Finn: May.
• (May and the Clowns Walk Away)
• (Camera Pans to the Tree)
• (The Tree Falls)

Bullies Riding/People Trying to Collect Food/Nefaria's Return/Hiding Blackberries/Finn Goes for Help/Finn Flies:

• (The Bullies Ride on their Bikes)
• (Darknessa Hissing)
• (Nefaria Looks Ready)
• (Fade to Misty Fog)
• (One Person Runs to the Leaf and Puts the Food on it)
• Prince Richard: That's it? But there's got to be more food on the island!
• Thornetta: If we give up any more, we'll starve.
• Prince Richard: Nefaria won't accept this!
• (Rumbling Sound)
• (Max Whimpering)
• Prince Richard: Father, it's not enough. What do we do?
• The King: I-I don't know.
• (Richard Gasps)
• (People Look Scared)
• (The Bullies Walk Quietly)
• (More Bullies Come Out)
• (The People Back Away)
• (Darknessa Hissing)
• Nefaria: You little pipsqueaks! I give you a second chance, and this is all I get?
• (People Scream)
• Prince Richard: But, Nefaria, we ran out of time!
• Nefaria: Have you been playing all summer? You think this is a game?
• Prince Richard: No, no, please!
• Nefaria: Well, guess what? You just lost.
• (Darknessa Hisses)
• Nefaria: NOT ONE PERSON SLEEPS UNTIL WE GET EVERY SCRAP OF FOOD ON THIS ISLAND!
• Vincenza: Just do what she says. You don't wanna make her mad, believe me.
• (The King Tries to Sneak Away, Gasps)
• Nefaria: No, no, no. You're staying with me, Your Highness.
• Female Bully #1: Where do you think you're going?
• (Finn Watches)
• Finn: Quick! To the clubhouse.
• (Finn and the Blackberries Run to the Clubhouse)
• (Finn Hears Rustling and Gasps): Hurry!
• (The Blackberries Slide Inside)
• (Finn Comes in After Them)
• Finn: Shh!
• Female Bully #1: Shut up a minute, will ya? I think I heard something over here. Have you checked over there?
• Female Bully #2: No, not yet.
• Female Bully #1: Well, then get over there and check it out!
• Female Bully #2: Wait a minute.
• (Finn Gasps)
• Female Bully #2: Hey, I think I found something. (Footsteps Approach, She Laughs) Cool. Hey, how do I look?
• Female Bully #1: Like a moron.
• Female Bully #2: Oh, I don't know, maybe it'll keep me dry in the rain.
• Female Bully #1: You idiot! We'll be out of here before it rains. Didn't you hear Nefaria? After the people pick all the food, she's gonna squish the king to remind 'em who's boss. Then he's dead. They cry--boo-hoo-- we go home. End of story.
• Female Bully #2: Oh! Cool. I love our job.
• Finn: Stay here. I'm gonna get help.
• (Finn Jumps Out, and Finds that it's Quiet, Then he Runs into Darknessa)
• (Darknessa Roars)
• (Finn Screams)
• (Finn Climbs Up a Tree and Starts Running from Darknessa)
• (Darknessa is Seen Following Him)
• (Finn Tries to Run Faster)
• (Darknessa Roaring)
• (Finn Screaming)
• (Finn Jumps on a Tree and it Hits Darknessa)
• (Darknessa Screaming in Pain)
• (Jumping on a Slide, Finn Screams)
• (Finn Falls on the Ground, and Keeps Running from Darknessa)
• (Finn Stops in the Middle of the Dead End)
• Finn: Come on, legs. Fly! Fly!
• (Darknessa Pounces)
• (Finn Screaming)
• (Finn Falls in the Misty Fog)
• (Darknessa Thinks Finn is Dead and Laughs, Then Runs Off)
• (Later, Finn is Seen Flying)
• Finn: Yes! Whoa! (Screams, Pants)
• (Finn Pushes Off to Find May)

May with the Circus Clowns/Finn Finds May/Finn Convinces May:

• (Rhonda Singing)
• Rhonda: "I'm gonna be rich, rich, rich I'm gonna be rich, rich, rich I'm gonna be the richest flea in the land" Ka-ching! "The streets'll be paved with golden retrievers I'm rich, rich, rich That's who I am--"
• (May Looks Down)
• Skye: Poor kid.
• Janice: Hey, maybe we can cheer her up a bit.
• Henrietta: Don't worry, May. The circus life isn't so bad.
• Skye: Yes, you can be part of our act.
• Janice: Here! Like this.
• Skye: Oof! Ahh. Slapstick! Get it? I-I'm a walking stick. (Laughs Weakly) Oh, never mind.
• Finn: May!
• May: Finn?
• Finn: May, wait! Wait!
• May: Finn, you're flying! What are you doing here?
• (Finn Breathing Heavily): You... have to go back. Nefaria moved into the jungle, and her gang's eating everything!
• Henrietta: Oh, no!
• Margaret: Good heavens!
• Finn: And I heard a bully say that when they're finished, Nefaria's gonna squish my dad!
• Henrietta: Oh, not the king!
• Melvin: Oh, we gotta do something!
• Skye: How?
• Melvin: Come on, you guys, think!
• Quasi: I know. The pelican.
• Margaret: Yes, of course.
• Skye: The pelican! That's brilliant.
• Henrietta: Ja!
• May: The pelican won't work.
• Janice: What are you talking about? It was your idea.
• Finn: But you said that everything--
• May: Forget everything I ever told you. All right, Finn? Let's face it. The colony is right. I just make things worse. That bird is a guaranteed failure. (Sighs) Just like me.
• Margaret: You listen to me, my girl. I've made a living out of being a failure. And you, madam, are not a failure!
• Melvin: Oh, but May, you did so many good things.
• May: Oh, yeah? Okay, show me one thing I did right.
• Melvin: Umm--
• Dizzie: Us.
• Clowns: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• Margaret: Dizzie is right, my girl. You have rekindled the long-dormant embers of purpose in our lives.
• Skye: And if it wasn't for you, Janice would have never gotten in touch with her male side.
• Janice: Oh yeah? Well-- Hmm. (Chuckles) You know what? She's right.
• Quasi: Lieutenant Quasi reporting for duty.
• Janice: Kid, say the word and we'll follow you into battle.
• Margaret: We believe in you, my girl.
• Finn: May, please?
• (May Refuses by Hanging her Head in Sadness and Turns Away)
• (Finn, Fed Up with the Refusing, Finds a Stone on the Ground and Puts it Near May)
• Finn: Pretend it's a seed, okay?
• (Something in May Brightens)
• (May Sighs): Thanks, Finn.
• (May and Finn Hug)
• Janice: Hey, what's with the rock?
• Skye: Must be a person thing.
• May: All right, let's do it.
• (Clowns Laughing, Cheering)
• Quasi: That's the May we know and love.
• Margaret: We're on!
• Melvin: So, what do we do first?
• (May Smirks Evilly)
• Rhonda: "Clowns will pay big bucks to see A bonfire that is starring me" (Laughing)
• Janice: Rhonda, look. Money!
• Rhonda: Where? Where? (Screaming)

Blackberries Ready/Circus Comes to Town/On with the Show:

• Female Bully: All right, get moving! Get going! Move your butts now!
• May: They're rounding everyone up.
• (Quasi Gasps)
• Janice: Hey! Turn your butt off.
• Rhonda: Psst! Hey, guys! Get me out of this thing, will ya? I promise to start thinkin' about payin' ya. Hey! Wait, wait! Okay, I'll pay ya! I'll pay ya!
• May: Oh, no! They've finished collecting the food. We've got to get the king now. Once he's safe, we move on Quasi's signal.
• (Rustling)
• (Finn's 1st Girlfriend Gasps): Someone's coming!
• (Rustling Stops)
• May: Hello, kids! Ready to make some bullies cry?
• Finn: It's payback time, Blackberry-style.
• Male Blackberry: Blackberries rock!
• (All Cheering): All right!
• (Gobbling)
• (Drum Rolling)
• Skye: Ladies and gentlemen! Larvae of all stages! Clap your hands together for the world's greatest clown circus!
• (Carriage Comes Down)
• Nefaria: Wait a minute.
• (Brakes Screeching)
• Henrietta: I think I'm going to wet myself.
• Janice: Steady--
• Nefaria: What's going on here?
• Prince Richard: Well, uh--
• Skye: Uh, yes. (Chuckling) We were invited by Prince Richard as a surprise for your arrival.
• Nefaria: Squish 'em.
• (Janice Gasps)
• (Bullies Start to Charge)
• Dizzie: Ooh-- (Gasps)
• Tomira and Trish: Hey! (Singing in Gibberish)
• (Trish Continues, Alone)
• (Tomira Yelling in Gibberish)
• (Tomira and Trish Bickering)
• Nefaria: Now that's funny.
• (Bullies Laughing): That is funny.
• Nefaria: I guess we could use a little entertainment. Looks like you did something right for once, Prince.
• (Skye Laughing Uneasily): On with the show!

Circus Clowns Performing/May Readies the Pelican:

• Melvin: Hi-ya!
• (Tomira and Trish Ride on Dizzie)
• Vincenza: "The circus, the circus. I love the circus."
• (Bullies Cheering)
• (May Panting)
• (Thornetta Looks Up)
• (May Keeps Climbing)
• (Henrietta Sucking): Ba-ba all gone! Baby wants pie!
• Janice: Pie? She asked for it. Should I give it to her?
• Vincenza: Yeah! Give 'er pie! Give 'er pie!
• (Janice Throws the Pie in Henrietta's Face)
• (Bullies Laughing)
• Skye: hank you, ladies. Always an intellectual treat. Say, how many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Can't tell. As soon as the light goes on, they scatter!
• (Bullies Laughing)
• (May Keeps Climbing)
• (Nefaria Laughing)
• (May Panting): Ah, almost there.
• Margaret: From the most mysterious regions of uncharted Asia, I give you the Chinese Box...
• May: Come on, boys. Quick. Quick.
• Margaret: --of Metamorphosis! Utilizing psychic vibrations,
• (Vincenza Gasps): Ooh, ohh, pick me!
• Margaret: I shall select the perfect volunteer.
• Vincenza: Ooh, no! Come on, I'm askin' ya with my brain.
• (Margaret Moaning): Aha! Why, Your Majesty!
• The King: Me?
• (Darknessa Snarling)
• Nefaria: No, no. Darknessa, down. Let him go. Maybe she'll saw him in half. (Sinister Chuckling)
• Margaret: As you ascend the flying girl to the unknown, put your trust in the mysteries that are beyond mere mortal comprehension.
• Nefaria: Ooh, this is gonna be good!
• May: Blackberries ready?
• Blackberries: Ready.
• Finn: (Amplified Voice) Ready!
• May: Shh!
• Margaret: I call upon the ancient Szechwan spirits to inhabit the body of our volunteer!
• (The King Peeks)
• Janice: No, no. Just stay in there, Your Majesty.
• Margaret: Transformation. Transformation! Transformation!
• Janice: Wow. Margarety's gettin' good.
• (Mr. Bud Gasps): Not now.
• Clarice: If it rains, that pelican'll get ripped to shreds!
• Thornetta: Shh!
• (May Looks Through her Telescope)
• Margaret: And now, humanity transformitus!
• (Quasi Comes Out of the Box)
• Bullies: Ooh!
• Vincenza: Ooh, pretty!
• Quasi: Thank you. Thank you.
• May: That's the signal. That's the signal!
• (They Release the Rock)
• May: This is it, boys. Get ready to roll.
• (The Rock Gets Stuck)
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: Huh? It's stuck!

Launching May's Pelican/Pelican Crashes:

• Vincenza: That was amazing! I have no-- How did they do that? I have no idea where he went.
• Quasi: Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
• Audience: More, more, more!
• Nefaria: Wait!
• (Quasi Gasps)
• Nefaria: Where is he?
• Margaret: Well, now, uh, actually--
• Quasi: I am sorry. A magician never reveals her secrets.
• Vincenza: That's very true, Neffy. Where would the mystery be if we all knew how it was--
• (Nefaria Throws an Apple at Vincenza)
• Vincenza: Shutting up.
• (Finn's Girlfriends Grunting)
• May: You can do it! You've got to make it work!
• Finn's Girlfriend #1: Hey!
• (They See Some Rocks)
• Nefaria: I said where is he?
• (Margaret Gasps)
• Prince Richard: Ohh.
• (Finn's Girlfriends Grunting)
• (The Pelican Falls)
• May: Hold on!
• (The Pelican Begins to Launch)
• (Finn Screeches in the Amplifier)
• (Nefaria Chokes Margaret Until she Sees a Pelican Swooping By)
• (Pelican Flies Down)
• (Nefaria Screaming): Bird! It's a bird!
• (May Sputtering)
• (People Pretend to Be Afraid)
• Prince Richard: Yes!
• (Pelican Cawing)
• (May Laughing)
• Bullies: Let's get out of here! Go!
• (Bullies Screaming)
• Nefaria: Don't let it get me! Don't let it get me! Help me! (Yells)
• (The King Chuckling)
• Finn: Up, down, up, down. And turn!
• (Blackberries Grunting)
• (People Screaming)
• (Skye Puts a Berry in her Eye and Screams)
• Skye: My eye! Help me!
• (Nefaria Screaming)
• Henrietta: Mmm. Boysenberry.
• May: Huh? Aaaaaaaah, no, no, no, no, no!
• (May Crashes into the Car)
• (Rhonda Comes Out)
• (The Pelican Flies)
• (Rhonda Screaming)
• Margaret: Ohh, the pain!
• Rhonda: There goes my magic act! Flaming death!
• Skye: No! Rhonda!
• (Rhonda Screaming)
• (Rhonda Sets the Pelican on Fire)
• Rhonda: A direct hit! (Triumph Laughing)
• (Blackberries Screaming)
• Finn: May!
• (May Gasps)
• Finn: May! Help us!
• (May Rushes to the Blackberries to Help)
• (The Pelican is Out of Control)
• (Nefaria Growls Angrily)
• (May Pulls the Pelican to the Ground)
• (The Pelican Falls to the Ground)
• Prince Richard: Finn!
• (The Pelican is On Fire)

The People Band Together/The Flight:

• May: Okay, everyone out! Hurry!
• (Blackberries Coughing)
• Prince Richard: Where's Finn? Anyone seen Finn?
• (Finn Tries to Run to Richard, But is Caught by Nefaria)
• Nefaria: Whose idea was this? Huh? Was it yours, Prince?
• Prince Richard: Just get behind me boys. It'll be okay.
• May: Leave him alone, Nefaria. The pelican was my idea. I'm the one you want.
• (Nefaria Drops Finn and Snaps her Fingers Firmly)
• (Darknessa Attacks May)
• (Richard and the Blackberries Gasp)
• (People Gasp)
• Vincenza: Ooh.
• (May Falls Down)
• (Darknessa Hisses)
• (Nefaria Snaps her Fingers)
• (Darknessa Seethes)
• Nefaria: Where do you get the gall to do this to me?
• May: You were-- You were gonna squish the king.
• (The King Gasps in Horror)
• Finn: It's true.
• Nefaria: I hate it when someone gives away the ending.
• (Darknessa Hits May One Last Time)
• Nefaria: You piece of dirt! No, I'm wrong. You're lower than dirt. You're a PERSON! Let this be a lesson to all of you people: Ideas are very dangerous things. You are mindless, soil-shoving losers, put on this Earth to serve us!
• May: You're wrong, Nefaria.
• (Nefaria Looks at May)
• (May Stands Up Beaten Up)
• May: People are not meant to serve bullies!
• (Nefaria Walks to May Angrily and Quietly)
• May: I've seen these people do great thing. And year after year, they somehow manage to pick food for themselves, and you.
• (Richard Looks at May)
• (Nefaria Keeps Walking): So-- So who's the weaker species?
• May: People don't serve bullies. It's you who need us.
• (People Murmuring)
• May: We're a lot stronger than you say we are.
• (Nefaria Looks at May)
• May: And you know it, don't you?
• (Nefaria Knocks May Down)
• (May Falls)
• (Nefaria Gets Ready to Kill Her When...)
• (Richard Stops Her)
• (Nefaria Chuckles): Well, Prince.
• Vincenza: Uh, Nefaria? I hate to interrupt, but--
• (The Person Colony Look Angry)
• Nefaria: You people stay back!
• (The People Get Ready)
• (The Circus Clowns Get Ready)
• Vincenza: Oh, this was such a bad idea.
• Prince Richard: You see, Nefaria, nature has a certain order. The people pick the food, the people keep the food, and the bullies leave!
• (The People Charge at the Bullies)
• (The Bullies Run Away)
• (Vincenza Runs Away Screaming)
• Prince Richard: I'm so proud of you, May!
• Tomira and Trish: Charge-a!
• Nefaria: Where are you going? They're just people! (Grunts)
• (Finn Screams)
• (Darknessa Hisses)
• (Finn Smacks Darknessa): No! Bad bully! Bad bully! Go home!
• (Darknessa Screeches)
• (Dizzie Roars Loudly)
• (Darknessa Whimpers and Runs Away)
• (Dizzie Laughs and Hi-Fives Finn)
• Finn: Yeah!
• Nefaria: Come back here, you cowards! Don't leave!
• May: To the cannon!
• People: To the cannon!
• Nefaria: No! (Screaming)
• (Dizzie Chuckles)
• (Nefaria Gasps)
• May: Happy landings, Nefaria.

Rain/Nefaria's Demise:

• (Thunder Rumbling)
• Dizzie: Huh?
• (May Looks at the Sky)
• (Rain Drizzles Loudly)
• May: RAIN!!
• (People Screaming and Hiding for Shelter)
• (Nefaria Gets Up and Sees May)
• (May is on the Ground with Prince Richard)
• (Nefaria Growling)
• (Dizzie Falls Down)
• (Nefaria Roaring)
• (Nefaria Grabs May as May Screams)
• Prince Richard: May!
• Skye: Quick! After them.
• Henrietta: Yaah!
• May: Aah! Ahh!
• (May Screaming)
• (Nefaria Roaring)
• (Skye Gets Lost in the Trees)
• (Janice Screams): Skye!
• Skye (off-screen): Janice! Janice, Janice, I'm stuck!
• Janice: Where are you?
• Skye: I'm over here!
• Janice: Where?
• Skye: Here! I'm the only person with a belly button!
• (Nefaria Still Carries May Away)
• May: Help! Help!
• Henrietta: Get her!
• (Melvin Tosses Tomira and Trish at Nefaria)
• (Tomira Grabs Nefaria's Hair)
• (Nefaria Screaming): Yes! Yes!
• (Nefaria Loses Them by a Branch)
• May: No!
• (Trish Giggling)
• (Tomira Yelling)
• (Trish Has a Piece of Nefaria's Hair)
• (Tomira Giggles)
• (Nefaira Roaring)
• (Richard Grabs May Away From Nefaria)
• (Nefaira Goes After Them)
• May: Go that way!
• Prince Richard: But the jungle is over--
• May: I've got an idea!
• (Richard Leads May Somewhere)
• (Nefaria Roaring)
• (Richard Screaming)
• (Cut to Far Up Scene of May, Richard, and Nefaria)
• Prince Richard: May!
• May: Come on!
• (Nefaria Roaring)
• (Nefaria Gets Hit by a Raindrop)
• (Richard Leads May Up)
• May: There!
• (A Drop of Rain Hits Them Both)
• May: Come on. We've gotta hide. No matter what happens, stay down.
• Prince Richard: May, no. What are you doing?
• (May Runs Over There)
• (Nefaria Jumps in May's Way as May Gasps)
• May: Nefaria!
• Nefaria: You think it's over?
• May: No, no, no. No, I-I can explain.
• Nefaria: All your little stunt did was buy them time!
• May: No, please! Please, Nefaria!
• Nefaria: I'll get more bullies and be back next season, but you won't.
• (Pelican Squawks)
• Nefaria: Well, what's this? Another one of your little bird tricks?
• May: Yep.
• Nefaria: Are there a bunch o little boys in this one, too? Hello, boys!
• (Pelican Squawks Louder)
• (Nefaria Screaming in Fear)
• (Pelican Stops Her)
• (Nefaria Screaming)
• (Pelican Grabs Nefaria with Her Beak)
• Nefaria: No! No! No, no, no, no! No! (Screaming) No! Oh, no!
• (May and Richard Flinch)
• Nefaria: Oh, no! No, no, no! (Screaming Louder, Echoes)

Happy Times Again:

• (Horn Blasts)
• (Thornetta Cuts Down Trees): C'mon, girls!
• (The Kids and Finn Run Down the Island)
• The King: I finally get a second to relax, and I gotta get out of my chair. Come on! You can rub lotion on me later, shade girl.
• Clarice: Yeah, hubba-hubba.
• (The King and Clarice Laugh)
• Henrietta: Oh, thank you.
• Quasi: Oh, you're too kind.
• Skye: It was the least we could do.
• Margaret: All in a day's work.
• Melvin: Dizzie!
• Dizzie: Ohh!
• Kids: Ohh!
• Melvin: Oh, I'm so sorry, kids. I wish you could come along, too.
• (Kids Sobbing)
• Janice: I'm not gonna cry. I'm not gonna cry.
• (Tomira Chattering)
• (Trish Chattering)
• (Both Laughing)
• Rhonda: Hey, let's go. We got a schedule to keep. Come on, let's go.
• Clowns: Hup, hup, hey!
• Rhonda: Hey, Tiny, let's get this show packed up. We got paying customers hatching.
• Vincenza: Yes, Ms. Rhonda. Yes, ma'am. Of course, ma'am. Right away, ma'am. And, um, I just want to thank you forgiving me a chance, because it's an honor to work with creative people such as yourself. (Door Closes) Shutting up.
• Rhonda: You sure you can't come on tour with us?
• May: Sorry. My place is here.
• Prince Richard: Good answer.
• Rhonda: Oh, well, your loss. One minute, clowns!
• Prince Richard:  I wanna thank all of you for giving us back our hope, our dignity, and our lives.
• Skye: And to you, Prince Richard. You have given us so much. Please accept this gift from us clowns to you people.
• Margaret: For you.
• Prince Richard: Oh. It's a rock.
• (Skye Chuckles)
• Clarice: What's with the rock?
• Thornetta: Must be a circus thing.
• (Finn Chuckles)
• Melvin: Well, May, you really goofed up. Thanks.
• May: Yeah, you too.
• (Clowns Applaud)
• (Crowd Cheering)
• (May Couldn't Be More Happier)
• (Richard Kisses May on the Cheek)
• (The King Takes the Crown off Richard and Hands Him his Crown)
• (Richard is Now King of Female Island)
• (Richard Throws his Crown to Finn)
• (Finn Chuckling)
• (Rhonda Sniffles): All right. Now it's gettin' mushy. We're outta here! Hy-aah!
• (Rhonda Rides the Wagon to the Road)
• Finn's Girlfriends: Whoa.
• Melvin: See ya next season!
• Janice: See ya, May!
• Melvin: Bye! We miss you already!
• Tomira and Trish: You fired! You're fired!
• (Skye Gasps): We forgot Henrietta!
• (Henrietta Comes Out of her Dressing Room)
• Henrietta: I'm finished! Finally, I'm a beautiful princess!
• (Henrietta Grunting)
• Henrietta: Mein crown! Oh, it's beautiful!
• May: Henrietta! The wagon's taking off! You better start walking!
• Henrietta: But I am walking! And from way up here, you all look like little ants! Auf Wiedersehen!
• May: Bye!
• (Richard and Finn Grab May and Take Her on a Rock and Wave Goodbye)
• Thornetta: Present stalks! Harvester, salute!
• (They Send Fireworks Out to the Sky)
• (May, Richard and Finn Wave Goodbye to the Circus Clowns)
• (The Circus Clowns Ride Away)
• (Pan to the Island)
• (The End)