Cast:[]
- Hiram Flaversham - Ash Ketchum (Pokemon)
- Olivia Flaversham - Bonnie (Pokemon)
- Fidget - Dijon (DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp)
- Dr. Dawson - Rex Owen (Dinosaur King)
- Mrs. Judson - Delia Ketchum (Pokemon)
- Basil - Max Taylor (Dinosaur King)
- Ratigan - Merlock (DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp)
- Ratigan's Thugs - DuckTales Villains (DuckTales)
- Bartholomew - Flintheart Glomgold (DuckTales)
- Felicia - Shenzi (The Lion King)
- Toby - Chomp (Dinosaur King)
Transcript:[]
- (Max Turns on Lamp)
- (Rex Stares at the Paper)
- Max Taylor: Offhand, I can deduce very little. (Cut to the Paper) Only that the words are written with a broad-pointed quill pen, which has spattered twice. (Cut to back to Max) That the paper is of... native Mongolian manufacture, no watermark, and has been gummed, if I'm not very much in error, by a dog who has been drinking "Rodents Delight," a cheap brandy sold only in the seediest pubs.
- Rex Owen: Hmm. Amazing.
- Max Taylor: Oh, not really, Doctor. We still don't know where it came from. Perhaps a closer inspection will tell us something. (He Measures it)
- (Cut to the Spots on the Paper)
- Max Taylor (off-screen) Mm-hmm. Coal dust. (on-screen) Clearly of the type used in sewer lamps.
- (Rex Looks in the Magnifying Glass but Max Grabs the Paper)
- (Max Burns the Paper)
- Rex Owen: Uh, but, Max--
- Max Taylor: Shh! Don't speak.
- (Max Powders the Paper and Pours it in a Cup)
- Max Taylor: Excuse me, Rex. Steady, and--
- (Drop of Water Falls in the Potion)
- Rex Owen: Oh, boy.
- (Max Turns Up the Heat)
- Max Taylor: Yes, yes. Good, good. Come along, come on, come on, come on, come on.
- (Cut to Experiment)
- (Back to Max Smiling)
- (Back to Experiment)
- (Rex Watches)
- (The Line Reaches the Cup and is About to Drop)
- Max Taylor (off-screen): Yes, yes. Good, good. No. Bad, bad. Good, good. Oh, come along, come on, come along, come on. Yes, come on, come on. (on-screen) Yes. Yes.
- (The Drop Finally Falls in the Cup)
- (Max Laughs): We've done it, old fellow! This reaction could only have been triggered by the paper's saturation with distillation of sodium chloride.
- (Rex Looks at it): Salt water? Great Scott.
- Max Taylor: It proves beyond a doubt this list came from the riverfront area.
- Rex Owen: Oh, now steady on there, Max.
- Max Taylor: No, no. Elementary, my dear Rex. We nearly look for a seedy pub and the only (He Pins the Dart to the Pub) spot where the sewer connects to the waterfront.