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(Arthur hears the sound of a doll repeatedly saying, "Mama!", and he pushes aside a small boat and drum to find Taran tangled to the doll's pull string, furiously trying to untie himself.)

  • Arthur/Dawson: Taran! Anne Marie! Anne Marie... she's...
  • Taran/Basil: She is gone, Arthur! Confound it! I told you to watch over the girl!

(He manages to untie the string and falls to the ground, regaining his wind quickly, as well as his bad temper.)

  • Taran/Basil: Now she's been spirited away by that maniacal little monster. Soon to be in the clutches of the most depraved mind in all of Paris! I should have known better than to...

(Taran stops mid-rant and sees Arthur simply standing there, his back turned, and his head hung sadly.)

  • Taran/Basil: Than to...Um, eh Arthur? Arthur?

(Taran looks concerned at the damage he has done.)

  • Taran/Basil: I say, Arthur, big buddy?

(Arthur sniffles and wipes his face with his handkerchief.)

  • Arthur/Dawson: Oh, ah, poor girl. I should have watched her more closely.
  • Taran/Basil: (apologetically) Don't worry, old fellow. It's not... entirely hopeless.

(Arthur says nothing, but looks towards Taran when the puts his hand on his shoulder.)

  • Taran/Basil: We'll get her back.
  • Arthur/Dawson: Do-do you think there's a chance?

(Taran lights his pipe.)

  • Taran/Basil: There's always a chance, Arthur...as long as one can think.

(Taran begins to pace around the room, and Arthur sighs, putting his hands in his pockets. A puzzled expression crosses his face as he pulls out the list, reading from it.)

  • Arthur/Dawson: "Get the following: tools, gears..."
  • Taran/Basil: What?
  • Arthur/Dawson: "Girl, unif-"

(Taran sees the list, overjoyed at this key piece of evidence.)

  • Taran/Basil: Arthur, you've done it! This list is precisely what we need.
  • Arthur/Dawson: What?

(Taran puts on his baseball cap as he rushes to the window.)

  • Taran/Basil: Quickly, back to Prydain!

(The movie spoof cuts back to Frollo's lair, where Merlin is working on the robot. He tenses as Frollo enters the workroom.)

  • Frollo/Ratigan: Ah, Merlin. (he chuckles wickedly)

(Oak eyes Frollo warily as he holds his cape dramatically.)

  • Frollo/Ratigan: Allow me to present...

(Frollo moves his cape to reveal Anne-Marie in Mr. Snoops's grasp, no longer bound and gagged.)

  • Frollo/Ratigan: ...your charming granddaughter!
  • Merlin/Flaversham: Anne-Marie!
  • Anne-Marie/Olivia: Grandpa!

(Mr. Snoops keeps a tight hold on Anne-Marie as she rushes towards Merlin. Anne-Marie stomps on his foot and runs to her grandfather as Mr. Snoops hops up and down in pain.)

  • Mr. Snoops/Fidget: Owww! My foot! One of my foot!

(Anne-Marie hugs her lost grandfather and cries.)

  • Anne-Marie/Olivia: Oh, grandpa! (sniffling) I thought I'd never find you! (A tear runs down her cheek.)
  • Merlin/Flaversham: Oh, there, there, there, there, my bairn. I'm all right. Oh, I was so worried about my little girl.
  • Frollo/Ratigan: (feigns crying) Oh, how sweet. (He pretends to wipe at his eyes with his handkerchief.) Oh, I just love tearful reunions.

(The judge then grabs the young girl back.)

  • Frollo/Ratigan: Now, come along, my dear.
  • Anne-Marie/Olivia: (whining) Oh, please! Please!

(She reaches out towards Merlin as Mr. Snoops takes her away.)

  • Merlin/Flaversham: (from o.c.) Anne-Marie!
  • Anne-Marie/Olivia: Grandpa!

(Merlin is being restrained by Frollo and tries to plead with the notorious man.)

  • Merlin/Flaversham: Oh please, my lord!
  • Frollo/Ratigan: Now, now, Mr. Snoops will take good care of her. (threateningly) That is, as long as we have no further delays!

(Merlin fearfully returns to work on the robot.)

  • Merlin/Flaversham: Yes, yes, I-I'll finish it. Oh, just don't hurt my granddaughter.
  • Frollo/Ratigan: Remember? It must be ready...tonight!

(He slams the door.)

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