The Impractical Fool is the 58th episode of Rosemary Hills (Reboot). It was released on May 11, 2022.
Transcript:
Monica Talks About Kris Stewarts/Monica Pranks Milly:
- (Scene Begins with Milly's House)
- Announcer: And that was the latest Phil Collins at the New York Band. And now, for all you folks who ends at the contest for a date with The Vocalisters lead singer, Kris Stewarts, tomorrow's the big day. If you're the winner, this little girl could call you.
- Milly: She's gorgeous!
- Monica: You really like her, don't you, Milly?
- Milly: Like her? I love her! Can you imagine if I won the date with her? Oh! Monica, what if she really calls me? What'll I say? What'll I wear?
- (The Door Bell Rings)
- Monica: Maybe that's her.
- (Milly Rushes to the Door, Screaming with Delight)
- Olivia: You're not gonna believe it! The cooking with cup cake TV show wants me to send in a video of me baking something. I'm gonna be a star!
- Monica: Hey, Penny gave me her video camera. Maybe I could tape it for you.
- Olivia: Gee, Monica, would you? I'd really appreciate it.
- Monica: It's a deal.
- (Meanwhile, at School)
- Zander: An isosceles triangle is a triangle with two equal angles, and two sides that are the same length.
- (School Bell Rings)
- Zander: Don't forget term projects are due on Monday. Have a nice weekend.
- (Scene Fades to Milly's House)
- (Milly's Phone Rings)
- Milly: I'll get it. Hello? Who?!
- Monica (Imitating Kris Stewarts' Voice): Kris Stewarts here.
- Milly: Oh, Ms. Stewarts, is it really you?
- Monica: The one and only dreamboat.
- Milly: You mean I've won? We're really going out on a date?
- Monica: You'd better believe it, poundcake.
- (Milly Squeals with Delight)
- Monica: Cool it, cool it. I hate it with my fans, but my public, so I want it to be a little private.
- Milly: Private. Right, whatever you say. I don't care.
- Monica: Good. Meet me at the top of the clock tower at 6pm tonight.
- Milly: Got it. I'll be there, Ms. Stewarts.
- Monica: And, uh, call me Kris, dollface. Bye-bye.
- (Monica Laughs, Thinking it's a Joke)
- Milly: Oh, yes! Yes! (Squeals with Delight)
Olivia's Cooking Disaster:
- (Scene Fades to Olivia in the House)
- Olivia (Off-Screen): Are you sure I need this hat?
- Monica: Sure I'm sure. It makes you look like a real chef.
- Olivia: Okay, whatever you say, Monica. You're the director.
- Monica: Lights, camera, action!
- Olivia: Uh, t-t-today I'm g-g-g-gonna make a l-l-l-lemon pie. Start w-w-with the cup of flour--
- Monica (Off-Screen): I can't see! Where's the bowl?!
- Olivia: Oh, there it is. (Nervous Giggle) N-Now let's add two tablespoons of sugar.
- (Olivia Tips the Milk Over, and Spills it)
- (Olivia Gasps)
- Olivia: Oh, no!
- (Olivia Tries to Pick up the Milk)
- Monica: Never mind the milk. Get to the salt.
- (Olivia Does That)
- Monica (Off-Screen): No, Olivia, not the salt! More flour!
- Olivia: Not more flour!
- Monica (Off-Screen): Squeeze the lemons, will you?!
- (Olivia Tries to Go as Fast as She Can)
- Monica: Come on, hurry up, Olivia! I'm running out of tape!
- (Olivia Puts the Pie in the Oven)
- Olivia: Sorry about the mess. The pie's gonna taste great.
- Monica: Olivia, the oven!
- (Olivia Opens the Over, and the Pie is Burnt)
- Olivia: My pie! It's ruined, ruined!
Milly and her Friends Pranked by Monica:
- (Scene Fades to the Clock Tower)
- Milly: Oh, no! I'm gonna be late!
- (Milly Runs up the Stairs of the Clock tower a Few at a Time)
- (Milly Gets to the Top to Find John and Tevin There)
- Milly: John! Tevin! What are you two doing here?
- John: We-- We were waiting for Kris Stewarts.
- Milly: That's not true. I have a date with Kris Stewarts.
- Tevin: So do we.
- Milly: But I won the contest.
- John: Us, too.
- Milly, John, and Tevin: Who's that?
- (Margaret Shows up)
- Milly, John, and Tevin: Margaret?
- Margaret: But where's Kris Stewarts?
- Monica (Deep Voice): Hi, dollfaces.
- Milly: You're Kris Stewarts?
- Monica (Normal Voice): Gotcha! (Laughing Hysterically) I did it! I really did it!
- Milly: This is the worse practical joke you've ever pulled!
- Monica: No, it's the best! You should've seen your face running up the step. I thought you were gonna bust a gun!
- Margaret: Monica, we're gonna bust you!
- Monica: Hey, no, lighten up. Can't you take a little joke? It was just for fun.
- (Milly, John, Tevin, and Margaret Looks Angry at Monica)
Another Day at School:
- (Scene Fades to the School)
- Zander: Good morning, class. Before we begin with the presentation, let me congratulate you on this wonderful day of term projects. Katie, would you like to be first?
- Katie: Yes, Zander. Thank you.
- (Katie Walks Up)
- Katie: My project is a demonstration of a fender force, as it relates to molecules. And I've put together a model and a video to help explain it.
- (The Video Shows Olivia’s Failed Cooking Attempt Instead)
- Katie (Off-Screen): Molecules are held together in a group which--
- (The Class Laughs at the Video)
- Olivia: Oh, man.
- (The Video Goes On and On, and the Class Laughs More)
- Zander: Katie, turn off the tape.
- (Katie Turns off the Tape)
- Zander: What is the meaning of this, Katie?
- Katie: I-I-I honestly don't know. I don't know what happened. I was sabotaged.
- (Monica Laughs Hysterically)
- Monica: Gotcha!
Milly's Plan/"One Joke for Monica":
- (Scene Fades to an Ice Cream Shop)
- Vocalisa: Nothing like ice cream to cheer you up.
- Milly: Monica has to be stopped.
- Olivia: Right. She needs her just desserts.
- Katie: Hmm. And I think I know just how to give it to her.
- (Scene Fades to Monica Walking Down the Street)
- Katie: Here she comes!
- (Tevin Puts Up a Bucket of Water)
- (Milly and her Friends Ready Themselves)
- (Monica Whistles While she Walks)
- Monica: Hmm. What have we here?
- (Monica Crosses an Arrow Down the Path)
- (Monica Sees a Hole in the Fence)
- Monica: Very interesting.
- (Milly and her Friends Laugh)
- (Monica Twigs What They’re Up to and Uses a Stick to Push Through the Hole in the Fence the Arrows Pointed to)
- Milly and her Friends: Gotcha, Monica!
- Monica: Not even close. Did you guys really think I'd fall for that old trick? I'm a pro at this game. Nobody can sucker me. Boy, do I love a practical joke.
- (Hip-Hop Music is Heard)
- Monica: "I'm a joker from the class. Come and tell a joke while it lasts. I'm a cute kid with random. Tell some jokes so I can make 'em. The original joking gnome. Start a fun my way back home."
- Milly and her Friends: "Joker, joker, say make a joking joker. Joker, joker, one joke for Monica. Hubba-hubba-hubba."
- John: "Monica makes a joke with her."
- Monica: "Tell a joke."
- Tevin: "Monica takes a bath with us."
- Monica: "Not to choke."
- Milly: "Monica likes to do this."
- Monica: "All the time."
- Milly and her Friends: "Monica makes a funny prank."
- Monica: "Not sublime."
- Milly and her Friends: "Hubba-hubba-go, Monica. Hubba-hubba-go, Monica. Hubba-hubba-go, Monica. Hubba-hubba. Joker, joker, say make a joking joker. Joker, joker, one joke for Monica. Joker, joker, say make a joking joker. Joker, joker, one joke for Monica."
- Monica: "I'm Monica!"
Milly and her Friends Prank Monica:
- After a song a flying saucer zooms past in the sky that Monica follows believing it to be real. The saucer now on the ground reveal two aliens that greet Monica. They take Monica aboard their space ship. Then say due to Monica being so smart all they want is her brain! Monica runs off and falls out of the ship into some water. Milly and John reveal themselves as the aliens yelling "got you!" at Monica. Monica doesn't find it funny and Vocalisa asks "what's a matter Monica can't take a joke?" They reveal they knew Monica would suss the fence joke and had set up another for while she was off guard. Monica warms up to it being a good joke and immediately starts planning to pull it on other Milly's friends.