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The Last Gooseberry is the 46th episode of Rosemary Hills (Reboot). It was released on January 12, 2022.

Transcript:

Kerry and Sonya's Prank/Milly and her Friends Pick Gooseberries:

  • (Inside Zora's House, Zora's Voice is Heard)
  • Zora: I tell you, guys, I can't stand it. Will I ever catch them? Would they always foil me? Isn't there any justice in this world?
  • Morty: Nope.
  • Zora: It's not fair, I say. It's not fair.
  • Kerry: Milly wouldn't approve to this one bit, Sonya.
  • Sonya: Shh! Quiet, Kerry!
  • (Kerry Knocks on the Door, and Leaves the Box on the Doorstep)
  • (Zora Opens the Door, and Sees Nobody)
  • Zora: Well, well, well. What's this? A little money I hope?
  • (The Box Appears to Be Gooseberry Jam, and it Splatters on Zora's Face)
  • Zora: Yuck! Gooseberry jam! Ghastly stuff! I'll get you for this, Kerry and Sonya. I'll get all of you!
  • (Milly and her Friends Pick Gooseberries to Make Jam)
  • Jimmy: Better than honey, better than ham, there's nothing better than gooseberry jam.
  • Wendy: Emmy and Max are making gooseberry honeycakes, Charlie.
  • Charlie: I'll bet Emmy and Max make the best gooseberry honeycake in the world, Wendy.
  • (Max and Chomp are Laying Under the Trees, Relaxing with their Gooseberry Basket)
  • Tevin: Surely, the mind of matter cannot foretell the secrets of the forest dell.
  • (Suddenly, Tevin Steps On their Sack of Gooseberries)
  • Tevin: Max Taylor, and Chomp, look what you did.
  • Max Taylor: But we haven't done anything.
  • (Tevin Licks the Gooseberries)
  • Tevin: The only thing that can save you from my wrath, Max, is that they taste so good.
  • (Back at Zora's Place)
  • Zora (Off-Screen): Blech! Terrible taste! How can her friends eat this awful stuff? (On-Screen) Maybe I-- Yes. Why not? That's it! It's perfect!
  • Randy: What's perfect, boss?
  • Zora: The plan! I know how to make them suffer, Randy. I'll destroy the gooseberries! (Sinister Laughing)

Everyone Gets Prepared:

  • (Back at Milly's House, Milly's Friends are Eagerly Waiting at the Dining Table)
  • Amaya: I wish Emmy and Max would hurry with that gooseberry honeycake, Milly.
  • Milly: Patience, Amaya, patience.
  • John: Oh, Leo, Leah, isn't this exciting? Your first gooseberry honeycake.
  • Leo: We can't wait to try one.
  • Leah: Awesome!
  • Katie: Emmy and Max are taking an awful long time with that cake, Milly.
  • Milly: Now, Katie, I'm sure we can trust them. Just be patient.
  • Zoe Drake: I hate being patient.
  • (Janis Blows the Horn, and Emmy and Max Bring out the Cake for Everyone to Enjoy)
  • (Milly and her Friends Cheer)

Zora Destroys the Gooseberry Bushes:

  • Zora: This time, I have it. I have it! (Sniffs the Potion) Ah, perfection. To the last gooseberry! (Sinister Laughing)
  • Amaya: Here you go, Leo.
  • Emmy: Yummy! This is good!
  • Max: Yeah, this is the best cake we ever made.
  • Katie: I've gotta admit it, Emmy, you and Max sure have taken truly taken gastronomy to the level of high art.
  • Emmy: We have?
  • Max: Of course we have, silly.
  • Amaya: Here you are, Leah.
  • Milly: And now, my friends, we should give thanks to my late mother who has supplied us with a good dinner, and Emmy and Max, masters of the gooseberry.
  • (Milly and her Friends Cheer)
  • (Max Licks the Gooseberry Cake)
  • Max: Yummy. What would we ever do without gooseberries, Milly?
  • Milly: Why, I don't know, Max. I guess it would be a disaster.
  • Zora: So, they love gooseberries, eh? Well, love this.
  • (Zora Sprays a Bit of the Formula on the Bush, and it Dies)
  • (Morty Screams)
  • Zora: It works! It works! I'm a genius, guys!
  • Randy: You are?
  • Zora: The results are beyond my wildest dreams, Randy. (Sinister Laughing) Oh, it's die, die, die. The kids will have no pie.
  • Emmy: This is the last pie, everybody. We need more gooseberries.
  • Zoe Drake: Well, you can count on us, Emmy.
  • Jerome: You sure can.
  • Max Taylor: We'll get some berries for you immediately.
  • Zora: Hmm. The last one, boys. The last one! The last one? But of course. The last gooseberry bush. If Milly's friends want gooseberries, they're going to have to come to me. (Sinister Laughing)
  • (Scene Fades to Emmy, Jerome, Max Taylor, Rex Owen, Zoe Drake, Becky, and Sandra Looking at the Gooseberry Bushes)
  • Max Taylor: There isn't a gooseberry alive!
  • Emmy: What'll we do without gooseberries?!
  • Becky: Well, the way I see it, there is definitely no reason to panic about. This situation is only a temporary aberration of a primary--
  • Zoe Drake: Let's go tell Milly. She'll know what to do.
  • Rex Owen: Milly!
  • Zora: Soon, boys, soon they'll come sniveling about with their tongues hanging out, begging for gooseberries. But will I give them any? No!
  • (Zora Shovels the Dirt on Morty)
  • Morty: Watch where you're digging, you old lady!

There's No Gooseberries/Zora's Plan:

  • (Milly Humming)
  • Emmy, Jerome, Max Taylor, Rex Owen, Zoe Drake, Becky, and Sandra: Milly! Milly!
  • Jerome: Milly, the gooseberry trees are all dead!
  • Milly: Dead?!?
  • Max Taylor: There's not even a single gooseberry tree left, Milly.
  • Emmy: What are we gonna do, Milly?
  • Milly: Obviously the work of Zora and her henchmen. But all is not lost, everyone. Sandra, aren't there gooseberry seeds at the store house?
  • Sandra: See? There's nothing to worry about. I told you Milly would come up with an answer.
  • (Scene Fades to Milly, Emmy, Jerome, Max Taylor, Rex Owen, Zoe Drake, Becky, and Sandra in the Store House)
  • Rex Owen: There's not a single seed left, Milly. None.
  • Milly: But that's not possible. Emmy, did Max use the last seeds?
  • Emmy: Ye-Yes, Milly. See, Max had a little snack last night, and put them on a pudding-- Oop.
  • Milly: Oh, man.
  • Milly's Friends: We want gooseberries! We want gooseberries!
  • Amaya: Leo and Leah won't eat, Milly.
  • Milly's Friends: We want gooseberries! We want gooseberries!
  • Milly: Shut up, everyone! Shut up! Now, Emmy and Max have worked hard to prepare for this dinner.
  • Zora: The last gooseberry bush. The perfect bail for the perfect trap.
  • (Zora Sends Out Arbok, and Arbok Lands in the Dirt)
  • (Arbok Hisses)
  • Zora: Yucky! hate Pokemon like Arbok! (Sinister Laughing)
  • (Screen Fades Black)

Milly's Gooseberry Failure:

  • (Back at Milly's House, Milly is Preparing a Formula)
  • Katie: Milly?
  • Milly: What do you want, Katie?
  • Katie: I was just wondering, Milly, if I could be of any assistance in the creation of your new gooseberry substitute.
  • Milly: Thanks, but no thanks, Katie.
  • (Zora Places a Spring Trap in the Ground)
  • Zora: There's no substitute for brilliance, guys. I can hardly wait to-- Hey! Hey, get off there!
  • (Taillow Eats the Gooseberries)
  • Randy: You heard what she said!
  • Morty: Get off her tree!
  • Zora: If there's one thing I hate more than Milly's friends, it's Pokemon like Taillow.
  • Morty: Me, too.
  • Milly: Okay, Millie, let's try your gooseberry making machine.
  • (Millie Pulls the Lever)
  • (Gooseberries Come Out, and Milly's Friends are Excited)
  • Milly: A little faster, Millie. That's it.
  • (Millie Goes Faster, and Milly's Friends Get More Excited)
  • Milly (Off-Screen): Stop! Okay, Max.
  • Max: Feels just right.
  • Milly's Friends (Off-Screen): Yay!
  • Max: Color's just right.
  • Milly's Friends (Off-Screen): Well, taste it!
  • (Max Tastes the Gooseberry, but Spits it Out, Because he Doesn't Like it)
  • Max: Sorry, Milly, they might look like gooseberries, but they don't taste like gooseberries.
  • (Milly's Friends Groan)
  • Millie Jacobs: What do we do now, Milly?
  • Milly: There's only thing left to do is, everyone. An expedition must return to the island where gooseberries were first discovered.
  • (Milly's Friends Ooh)
  • Milly: Though it's far across the sea, I'm afraid it's our only hope. And the sooner we get started, the sooner will have gooseberries.
  • (Milly's Friends Cheering)

Milly's Help with Miranda/Zora and her Henchmen Pranked Again:

  • Linda: Oh, thanks, Miranda. I look beautiful. Just like the good old days.
  • Wendy: I love good old days.
  • Linda: Think about it. The future happiness of everyone is at our hands.
  • Paula Schaeffer: Oh, how romantic!
  • (Paula Faints in Jerome's Arms)
  • Jerome: Romantic? What's so romantic about getting seasick? What's so romantic about storms and seas? What's so romantic about freezing nights and blistering days?
  • (Paula Looks at Jerome Firmly)
  • Jerome: I mean, of course we'll sail across the island.
  • Zora: "Oh, I'd try a few, and pickle a few, and serve a few real cold. Then I'll toast a few, and roast a few, and boil the rest for gold."
  • (Emmy and Max Watch)
  • Emmy: A gooseberry bush, Max!
  • Max: Right, Emmy. We must tell Milly.
  • (Back at Milly's House, Milly's Friends are Making the Boat While They're Humming)
  • Jerome: If I told them once, I told them twice. But did anybody listen to me? Nooo.
  • (Tevin Looks at Jerome Firmly)
  • Jerome: I mean, sure. To sail the boat. Exactly, Tevin.
  • Emmy: Milly? Milly, Zora and her henchmen have a gooseberry tree.
  • Max: Emmy's right, Milly. Let's get it!
  • Milly: No, kids. It's too dangerous. It might be a trap.
  • Zora: Not one of Milly's friends. How can they resist?
  • Randy: They must be up to something, Zora.
  • Zora: But what?
  • (Zora and her Henchmen Walk in the Forest)
  • Zora: Oh, my feet hurt. Those meddling brats, what are they up to?
  • (Zora and her Henchmen See the Trees Cut Down)
  • Zora: Oh, what have we here? They've cut little trees, eh? And wagon tracks headed toward the river bend. Of course! They're building a boat!
  • Morty: No doubt an expectation to that cursed island for more gooseberries. Let's go, guys.
  • (Zora and her Henchmen Run After Milly and her Friends, Even Though They're Not There)
  • Zora: Not much further, boys. The river bend is right over--
  • (Zora and her Henchmen Fall in a Slime Pond)
  • Zora: A slime pond? They tricked me! They tricked me, boys! Tricked me, tricked me, tricked me!

Milly's Friends Set Sail/Emmy, Max, Leo and Leah Stopped by Arbok:

  • (Back at Zora's Place, Emmy, Max, Leo, and Leah Hide Behind a Bush While Holding Hands)
  • Leo: I'm scared, Emmy.
  • (Scene Fades to Morty Making a Boat of Zora's Own)
  • Morty: So, Milly and her friends are going on a cruise, eh? Well, I'll make sure it'll be their last.
  • Zora: Right, Morty. (Sinister Laughing)
  • Milly: "Furthermore, for just 10 friends, you may have the gooseberry bush. Kindest regards, Zora." She has that gold fever again.
  • Emmy: I'm so hungry for gooseberries, I could cry.
  • (Scene Fades to Milly's Friends, and Captain Krane and his Crew on the Boat)
  • Milly: I person you S.S. Milly II.
  • (Milly Breaks the Bottle)
  • (Milly's Friends Cheer)
  • Milly: I regret I can't join you on this great quest. I needn't remind you that without gooseberries, my neighborhood is in grave danger. My future depends on your success.
  • Jerome: Don't worry, Milly. Under my inspired leadership, I am sure that-- Uh--
  • (Milly's Friends Look at Jerome Firmly)
  • Jerome: I am sure that-- Oh, boy. (Laughs Sheepishly)
  • Milly's Friends: Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray!
  • (Scene Fades to Zora and her Henchmen in a Boat)
  • Zora: There they go, boys. They set sail on that boat.
  • (Morty Jumps in Zora's Arms)
  • Zora: Let go of me, Morty!
  • (Zora and her Henchmen Fall in the Water)
  • (Taillow Flies By and Eats a Berry)
  • Leah: Look at that, Max.
  • Max: Gee, Leah, maybe Taillow will bring us one.
  • (Max Steps on a Trap Floor, and He, Emmy, Leo, and Leah Get Sprung in a Pit)
  • (Taillow Flies Away)
  • (Arbok is Seen Looking at Emmy, Max, Leo and Leah)

Milly's Friends Set Sail:

  • (Out at Sea, it Begins to Rain)
  • Captain Krane: Oh, how good it is to be at sea.
  • Jeff: Oh, I don't feel so good.
  • (The Storm Gets More Bad and More Bad)
  • (Jasper Spins Out of Control)
  • Jasper: Help! Somebody help me!
  • (Captain Krane Comes to Help Jasper)
  • (A Big Wave Splashes George and Mina)
  • Mina: I don't like waves, George.
  • George: Me neither, Mina.
  • Captain Krane: Drop the anchor, kids. Look lively.
  • Zora: We're gaining on them, boys. We're gaining on them!
  • Wendy: This salt water is ruining my beautiful look. Oh, no! It's Zora and her henchmen!
  • George: Oh, Captain Krane, what do we do?!?
  • Captain Krane: Let's make a run for it, kids!
  • (Zora and her Henchmen Come Closer)
  • (Scene Fades to Arbok)
  • Emmy: Don't worry, Leah. I'll protect you.
  • Emmy, Max, Leo, and Leah: Milly! Milly!
  • (Taillow Flies By to Milly's House)
  • (Milly was Looking at a Map)
  • Taillow: Taillow! Tail! Taillow!
  • Milly: A snake pit?! I should've known! Amaya, sound the call!
  • (Amaya Blows the Trumpet)
  • Milly: I have bad news, my friends. Emmy, Max, Leo, and Leah have fallen into one of Zora's traps.
  • Milly's Friends: Oh, no!
  • (The Storm Cleared, but Captain Krane Sees Something Out at Sea)
  • Captain Krane: Well, I'll be a pirate's uncle.
  • Zora: I've got you now, you meddling brats!
  • Wendy: Please, somebody, help us!
  • Mina: Shut up, Wendy! This is no time to be hysterical.
  • Wendy: But what do we do?
  • Jasper: Into the bar banks, guys.
  • Wendy: Why, yes. My point exactly.
  • Zora: Why, you'll never get away with this.
  • Randy: You know, Zora, they're making through the fog.
  • Bruce: You're not gonna believe this, Captain, but Milly's friends are being pursued by Zora and her henchmen.
  • Captain Krane: All hands on deck! All hands on deck!
  • (The Fog Clears)
  • Zora: There they are!
  • Morty: Aha!
  • Zora: Prepare for your doom!
  • Jeff: What do we do?
  • (Jasper Turns the Ship)
  • (A Cannonball Comes to Zora's Boat)
  • Gary (Off-Screen): High starboard!
  • (Another Cannonball Shoots Out)
  • Zora: High waves!
  • Milly's Friends: Yay! We're saved!
  • Linda (Off-Screen): Oh, what a glorious adventure!
  • Jeff: I think I'm gonna be sick.

Milly Rescues the Kids:

  • Milly: Emmy, Max, Leo, Leah, are you okay?
  • Max: Yes, but hurry, Milly. The Arbok looks hungry.
  • Milly: Calm down. Don't move.
  • John: What's the plan, Milly?
  • Milly: Talking to Pokemon like Taillow, Pachirisu, and Houndour is one thing, but a Pokemon like Arbok? I don't think he'll understand me.
  • Max Taylor: I'll go down in the pit, Milly.
  • Milly: Thanks. You're a brave boy, Max. But the responsibility belongs to me.
  • (Scene Fades to Arbok)
  • Milly: Easy now. Easy.
  • Zoe Drake (Off-Screen): Slowly. Slowly.
  • Leah: Thank goodness you're here, Milly.
  • Milly: So, you see, my friend, Zora and her henchmen has us all in a trap.
  • (Scene Fades to Zora and her Henchmen)
  • Zora: Oh, please. Please, Captain Krane.
  • Captain Krane: We don't have enough food and water to keep the likes of you. Jump!
  • Randy: No, no, let us go, and we'll give you gold.
  • Captain Krane: And where are you gonna get gold like that?
  • Zora: Milly and her friends! I can turn them into gold.
  • Bruce: Zora thinks she can turn our friends into gold is truly mad, Captain.
  • Captain Krane: Jump!
  • Zora: No, no, no, please!
  • Captain Krane: Jump!
  • (Zora and her Henchmen Jump Off the Plank)
  • (SPLASH)
  • (Captain Krane and his Men Laugh)

Milly's Friends Find Gooseberries:

  • (Milly's Friends Sleep on Land)
  • Captain Krane: Wake up, everybody, wake up! We found the gooseberries.
  • (Milly's Friends Cheer)
  • Captain Krane: Just beyond the sand dunes.
  • (Milly's Friends Run to the Gooseberry Bushes, and Eat Some)
  • Jeff: Boy, oh, boy. Are these awesome.
  • Wendy: There's just one thing I'd rather see than me, and that's me eating a gooseberry.
  • George: I'm so full. I can't eat another gooseberry, but they're so good.
  • (Milly's Friends Cheer as they Bring Leo and Leah Out of the Bit)
  • Milly: Keep a sharp eye out for Zora and her henchmen. Easy now. Slowly. Don't move, kids. Don't move.
  • (John and Tevin Accidentally Let Go of the Rope, and Milly Falls in the Pit)
  • John and Tevin (Off-Screen): Oh, no!
  • Arbok: Char-bok-a!
  • Zora: Oh, boys, what ill fortune. Stranded on a deserted island.
  • Morty: You're telling me, Zora.
  • Zora: And it's all the fault of Milly's friends. (Sniffing) What's that wretched smell? Gooseberries?!
  • Jasper: Hurry, everybody. Time and tide wait for new people.
  • Randy: Such luck. Gooseberry Island.
  • Zora: Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on those monsters.

Hythrina Find Milly's Friends/Milly Talked to Arbok:

  • (Zubat Screech and Fly Around)
  • Hythrina: Who are these people who dare intrude on my property? Come, Zubat, let's find out.
  • (Hythrina Disappears)
  • (Jasper and Mina Gather Gooseberries on the Ship)
  • (Hythrina Appears)
  • Hythrina: What is the meaning of this thievery?
  • Captain Krane: I'm am Captain Krane, ma'am, and this is my crew. Oh, and that's Milly's friends.
  • Mina: Oh, please, don't hurt us. We're just taking a few. That mean ol' Zora and her henchmen killed our gooseberry bushes, and we just wanted to take some seeds.
  • Hythrina: Who is this Zora?
  • Zora: Did someone mention my name?
  • Milly's Friends (Off-Screen): Zora!
  • (Scene Fades to Zora's House)
  • (Milly Holds Leah in her Arms, and Looks at Arbok Proudly)
  • Milly: I didn't mean to frighten you, my friend.
  • Arbok: Charbok.
  • Milly: I agree. Putting you in that pit was a bad thing to do.
  • Max: Let's pick these berries and have a party, Milly.
  • Milly: I'm afraid there'll be no party, Max, until my friends return, too. After all, Zora and her henchmen may show up at any moment.

Mina Tells Hythrina the Truth:

  • Zora: My dear woman, Milly and her friends are our property.
  • Morty: Yeah.
  • Randy: We feed them, we housed them, we loved them. But do they care? No! They turn their backs on us and we're gone.
  • Mina: Randy, shut up! That's not true! Zora is so mean and nasty and cruel, and they never want to--
  • Hythrina: Silence! Obviously, someone is lying. I detest lying. I hate lying. But I have my ways of finding the truth. Don't I, Zubat?
  • (Zubat Screeches)
  • Milly: Gooseberry Island!
  • Max Taylor: Zora knows, Milly!
  • Emmy: Do you think they went after them, Milly?
  • Milly: Yes. There's not a minute to lose.
  • (Milly and her Friends Jump from the Table, Only to Leave Millie on the Table)
  • (The Map Closes on Millie)
  • Millie Jacobs (Off-Screen): Hey! Someone let me out!
  • Leo: I wonder if your friends are coming back soon, Milly.
  • Milly: Hurry, everyone! Hurry!
  • Wendy: Where's Max?
  • Milly: Max?
  • Max: Yes, Milly?
  • Milly: Max, control yourself.
  • Max: Sorry, Milly. This terrible urge comes over me.
  • Milly: I know, Max. I know.
  • Hythrina: My Zubat have a great insight into the nature of things, especially the nature of truth. So be warned! Lie to a Zubat, and it'll bite off your nose! Now, you, young lady, tell me, what's your story?
  • Mina: Well, you see, Zora and her henchmen killed all our gooseberry bushes, and then she--

Milly's Friends Return Home/Zora and her Henchmen Feel Guilty:

  • Milly: I am forced to ask you a favor, Taillow.
  • Taillow: Taillow!
  • Zora: Oh, the sacrifices I have made for these guys, the care I have freed them, and this is how they repay me? This is how they show my love? Running away from--
  • (Taillow Flies By and Talks to Hythrina)
  • Hythrina: I see.
  • (Zubat Attack Zora and her Henchmen as they are Guilty)
  • Zora: No-no-no-no! Go away! Go away!
  • Randy: Leave us alone!
  • (Scene Fades to Milly and her Friends at her House)
  • Leah: I'm worried about your friends, Milly.
  • Charlie: I propose we build another ship, Milly.
  • Milly: Not yet, Charlie. We'll give them a couple more days.
  • Millie Jacobs: You think they're really coming back, Milly?
  • Milly: Why, of course they are, Millie?
  • Max: I sure miss them, Milly.
  • Janis: Milly! Come on, Milly, look!
  • Zora: When I get my hands on Milly's lying friends, Randy, I'll shake them stupid!
  • (Milly's Friends Cheer as the Other Return Home, and Milly is Holding Leo and Leah in her Arms)
  • Milly's Friends: Welcome home!
  • Mina: Look, there's Leo and Leah.
  • Millie Jacobs: I've never seen anything like it, Milly.
  • Captain Krane: Drop anchor.
  • Bruce: Aye, aye, Captain.
  • (The Anchor Drops)
  • (Milly's Friends Cheer)
  • Charlie: I see you've made some modifications, Captain Krane.
  • Captain Krane: It rained, madam.
  • (Milly's Friends Laughing)
  • Milly: Amazing.
  • Zora: Amazing. Absolutely amazing. The way Milly's friends can lie. What a trip. The only thing I hate worse than Milly's friends, boys, is Zubat. Oh, no!
  • (Zora and her Henchmen Run Out, Screaming)
  • Zora: If there's anything I hate worse than Zubat, it's Arbok!
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