(Later, Hiccup follows the two snakes through a geyser field until they come to a twisted and evil-looking cave. The young merman assumes that this is where Jafar lives as he is afraid to go in.)
- Heka and Messina: This way.
(Hiccup nervously follows them inside. He is a bit creeped out by the interior of the palace hallways as he follows Heka and Messina in. What really freaks Aladdin out is the garden of souls where the plant-like creatures look at if they are telling Hiccup, "Don't go any farther! Turn back!". Then a creature grabs onto Hiccup’s wrist, making him yelp. He struggles and swims up after Heka and Messina until he comes to a room.)
- Jafar: Come in. Come in, my boy. We mustn't lurk in doorways - it's rude. One might question your upbringing. (chuckles as he swims over to the mirror and puts some hair gel in his beard) Now, then. You're here because you have a thing for this human. This princess lady. Not that I blame you. She is quite a catch, isn't she? (puts on some red lipstick) Well, kiddo, the solution to your problem is simple. (When he is finished, he makes a kissing sound.) The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself.
- Hiccup: Can you do that?
- Jafar: My dear, sweet boy. That's what I do. It's what I live for. To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself. Poor souls with no one else to turn to.
(Then he begins to sing.)
- Jafar: I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me
Kind of strange,
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a change
True? Yes
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And here lately, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, lonely, and depressed
(spoken) Pathetic!
(singing) Poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the guy
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to my cauldron, crying
"Spells, Jafar please!"
And I help them
Yes I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes, I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole, I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
(After that, Jafar swims over to Hiccup, wrapping a piece of pink seaweed around the merman's arms as they go over to the cauldron.)
- Jafar: Now, here's the deal. I will make you a potion that will turn you into a human for three days. Got that? Three days. Now listen, this is important.
(He opens the cauldron, and a hologram of three suns move over a hologram of the earth.)
(Then a hologram of a heart pops up, and so does a hologram of a crown.)
- Jafar: Before the sun sets on the third day, you've got to get Little Miss Princessy to fall in love with you. That is, she's got to kiss you. Not just any kiss, the kiss of true love!
(The hologram of the crown shimmered around the hologram of the heart.)
(Cut to Lola and Clover entering Jafar’s lair, unaware that Hiccup is in danger.)
- Jafar (from o.c.) If she does kiss you before the sun sets on the third day,... (cut to Hiccup by the cauldron as he sees an orange hologram with a golden silhouette of a human running on two legs) ...you'll remain human permanently! But if she doesn't,... (Hiccup frowns as the hologram turned blue and golden human silhouette changed into an aqua silhouette of a merman) ...you turn back into a merman, and... (the hologram and silhouette are sucked back into the cauldron) (Close-up of Jafar’s sinister smiling face.) You belong to me!
- Clover: No, Hiccup! (But she and Lola are silenced by having Heka and Messina wrap their coils around them.)
- Jafar: Have we got a deal?
- Hiccup: If I become human, I'll never be with my mother or brothers again.
- Jafar: That's right. But you'll have your woman. (snickers) Life's full of tough choices, ain't it? (snickers again) Oh! And there is one more thing. We haven't discussed the subject of payment. You can't get something for nothing, you know.
- Hiccup: But I don't have any-
- Jafar: (puts his hand over Hiccup's mouth) I'm not asking much. Just a token, really, a trifle. You'll never even miss it. What I want from you is... (close-up of his mouth) YOUR VOICE!
- Hiccup: (putting a hand over his throat) My voice?
- Jafar: You've got it, buster. No more talking, singing, zip! (pops his "P")
- Hiccup: But without my voice, how can I...
- Jafar: You'll have your looks! Your handsome face! And don't underestimate the importance of a body language! Ha!
(He sings again)
- Jafar: Women up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a man who talks much is a bore
(He goes to his cupboard and opens it.)
- Jafar: Yes, on land it's much preferred
For men not to say a word
And after all, boy, what is idle prattle for?
(As Hiccup looks on, he throws a few ingredients in his cauldron. Then the ingredients are sucked into the cauldron and begin to explode.)
- Jafar: Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True concubines avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a young man who's withdrawn
It's they who bites their tongue who get women
(Jafar throws a tongue into his cauldron.)
- Jafar: Come on, you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
(As Jafar sings the next line, he makes a vision of Astrid's face grinning before Hiccup, who smiled lovingly at the vision.)
- Jafar: I'm a very busy man, and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your voice!
(As he says that part, the vision of Astrid looks like she is saying it, and the vision disappears as Jafar jumps forward, scaring the daylights out of Hiccup.)
- Jafar: You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad
But true
(Now, Jafar puts a hand on Hiccup's shoulder and snaps his fingers, and a quill and scroll appear in front of them.)
- Jafar: If you want to cross a bridge, my son
You've got to pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath and go ahead and sign the scroll!
Heka, Messina, now I've got him, girls!
The boss is on a roll
This poor
Unfortunate
Soul
(Without warning, Hiccup grabs the pen, turns his head, shuts his eyes tight, and signs the contract. When Hiccup was finished, Jafar takes the contract and smiles evilly. His cauldron then starts glowing blue.)
- Jafar: Veluga, Sevruga
Come winds of the Caspian Sea
(As Jafar continues chanting, a blue whirlwind appears around him and Aladdin, who looked extremely nervous.)
- Jafar: Now, rings of glossitis
Set max laryngitis
La voce to me!
(Then two huge green phantom hands appear. Each one is on his left and right.)
- Jafar: (coldly) Now, sing!
(Hiccup begins to sing.)
- Jafar: Keep singing!
(Then one phantom hand holds Hiccup, who is still singing, still while the other goes into his mouth and down his throat and takes a gold glowing sphere out. It's Hiccup's voice! Even though it is captured, Hiccup's voice still sings. Then he clasps his hand over his throat as he looks on with shock on his face. The phantom hands takes the sphere to Jafar as it goes into his necklace as he smiles fiendishly.)
(Then Jafar begins to laugh wickedly as a yellow bubble traps Hiccup inside, and he begins to change completely. His tail splits in three and transforms into normal human legs.)
(The bubble that had him trapped pops, and Hiccup attempts to swim for shore. Lola and Clover swim over to him and help him swim to the surface as quickly as possible as Jafar continues laughing.)
(Hiccup pops half his body up from the surface of the water and then sinks with his head above water as they all swim for shore.)