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  • Narrator: This is the story of Ash Ketchum.
  • Jessica Rabbit: Ash, you are the nicest guy.
  • Ash Ketchum: Ah.
  • Jessica Rabbit: Really, you are.
  • Ash Ketchum: Yeah.
  • Narrator: His job is at the bank.
  • Professor Nimnul: You're 40 minutes late. And that's the same as stealing.
  • Ash Ketchum: I'm sorry, Professor Nimnul. I-It'll never happen again.
  • Narrator: He loves his dog.
  • Ash Ketchum: Come on, Pikachu. Give 'em to me. Drop it!
  • Narrator: He's polite to his landlord.
  • Jessie: Ketchum! Do you have any idea what time it is?
  • Ash Ketchum: You know, Jessie--
  • Jessie: What?
  • Ash Ketchum: Nothing.
  • Narrator: And the most exciting thing in his life are his pajamas. But now--
  • Jafar: Hey, you! What are you doing down there?
  • Ash Ketchum: I'm just lookin' for... my mask!
  • Narrator: ...all that is about to change,
  • (Ash Ketchum Groaning)
  • Narrator: because Ash Ketchum is not the boy he used to be.
  • Pikachu: Huh?
  • Chip: S-S-S-Smokin'!
  • (Jessie Screams)
  • (Chip Screams)
  • (Jessie Shoots)
  • (Chip Runs and Jumps Out the Window)
  • Ash Ketchum: It's like it brings your inner most desires to life. You become some sort of a love crazy wild man.
  • (Chip's Mouth Hangs Down)
  • Dr. Drakken: I want him here tomorrow alive.
  • Chip: Now you have to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" (He Gets Out Guns) Do ya, punks? (Laughs)
  • Narrator: Chip is...
  • Duff Killigan: That's the guy.
  • Chip: Hello.
  • (Chip Moves Around)
  • Narrator: ...The Mask.
  • Chip: Ooh! S-Somebody stop me!
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