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  • (A parishioner has just spotted Ariel.)
  • Queen Uberta: (Shouting) You! Bell ringer! What are you doing down here!?!
  • (Startled, Ariel jumps and knocks over a candlestaff.)
  • Queen Uberta: (Continues shouting) Haven't you caused enough trouble already?
  • (Ariel runs off to her staircase. Aladdin gives chase.)
  • Aladdin: Wait! I want to talk to you.
  • (Ariel comes out the top of the staircase, followed by Aladdin and Fluttershy. The animals watch from above.)
  • Bagheera: Look! She's got a friend with her.
  • Terk: Yeah, maybe today wasn't a total loss after all.
  • Grace: A vision of loveliness!
  • Terk: The one in the vest ain't bad either.
  • (Ariel reaches her room, where the animals greet her.)
  • Terk: Ariel!
  • Grace: Congratulations!
  • Terk: Got the boys chasing you already!
  • Ariel: Actually, I--
  • Grace: You mustn't run too fast, or he'll get away!
  • Ariel: Yes, ah, ah, ah, I know. That's what--
  • Terk: Give him some slack, then reel him in, then give him some slack, then reel him in, then give him some slack--
  • Bagheera: Knock it off, Terk--he's a boy, not a mackerel.
  • (Aladdin finally enters, and the animals go stationary.)
  • Aladdin: Here you are. I was afraid I'd lost you.
  • Ariel: Yes. Um, well, I uh, I have chores to do. It was, uh, nice...seeing...you...again. Ohh...
  • Aladdin: No, wait!
  • (Fluttershy is examining Terk. She briefly comes to life, makes kissing faces at Fluttershy, then goes back to stone. Fluttershy is confused.)
  • Aladdin: (Giving chase to the once again fleeing Ariel) I'm really sorry about this afternoon. I had no idea who you were. I would never in my life had...pulled...you...up on the...stage.
  • (Aladdin slows down as he reaches Ariel's room, with its dangling glass mobile and model of the city. He is in awe.)
  • Aladdin: What is this place?
  • Ariel: This is where I live.
  • Aladdin: Did you make all these things yourself?
  • Ariel: Most of them.
  • (She fingers the mobile.)
  • Aladdin: This is beautiful. If I could do this, you wouldn't find me dancing in the streets for coins.
  • Ariel: But you're a wonderful dancer.
  • Aladdin: Well, it keeps bread on the table, anyway. What's this?
  • Ariel: Oh, no, please oh, I'm not finished--I still have to paint them...
  • Aladdin: (in surprise) The blacksmith, and the baker. You're a surprising person, Ariel. Not to mention lucky. All this room to yourself.
  • Ariel: Well, it's not just me--there's the animals, and of course the bells. Would you like to see them?
  • Aladdin: Yes, of course. Wouldn't we, Fluttershy?
  • (Fluttershy, who has been munching on an unpainted figure, slurps it into her mouth.)
  • Ariel: Follow me. I'll introduce you.
  • (Up in the bell tower)
  • Aladdin: Never knew there were so many.
  • Ariel: That's Little Samson, and...(quickly) Jean Pierre, Augustus Marcel, and Louis Marcel. Triplets, you know.
  • Aladdin: And who's this?
  • Ariel: Big Marcel.
  • (From under Big Marcel, Aladdin shouts a "Hello!", which echoes and resonates richly.)
  • Ariel: He likes you. Would you like to see more?
  • Aladdin: How 'bout it, Fluttershy?
  • (Fluttershy, under Big Marcel, belches loudly, which in turn echoes and resonates richly.)
  • Aladdin: We'd love to.
  • Ariel: Good. I've saved the best for last!
  • (Ariel and Aladdin proceed outside to a beautiful view of Paris and the Seine.)
  • Aladdin: I bet the queen herself doesn't have a view like this! I could stay up here forever.
  • Ariel: You could, you know.
  • Aladdin: No, I couldn't.
  • Ariel: Oh, yes, you have sanctuary!
  • Aladdin: But not freedom. Heroes don't do well inside stone walls.
  • Ariel: But you're not like other heroes. They're...evil.
  • Aladdin: Who told you that?
  • Ariel: My mistress, Maleficent. She raised me.
  • Aladdin: How could such a cruel woman have raised someone like you?
  • Ariel: Cruel?!? Oh, no. She saved my life. She took me in when no one else would. I am a monster, you know.
  • Aladdin: She told you that?
  • Ariel: Look at me.
  • Aladdin: Give me your hand.
  • (Aladdin takes Ariel's hand and looks at her palm.)
  • Ariel: Why?
  • Aladdin: Just let me see. (Tracing her palm lines with his finger) Hmm, a long life line...oh, and this one means you're shy. Hmm. Hmm, hmm, hmm...well, that's funny...
  • Ariel: What?!
  • Aladdin: I don't see any.
  • Ariel: Any what?
  • Aladdin: Monster lines. Not a single one. Now you look at me. Do you think I'm evil?
  • Ariel: No, no, no! You are kind, and good, and--
  • Aladdin: --and a hero. And maybe Maleficent's wrong about the both of us.
  • (Below, the animals are straining to listen in.)
  • Terk: What did she say?!?
  • Bagheera: Maleficent's nose is long, and she wears a truss.
  • Terk: Hah! Told ya! (To Grace) Pay up!
  • (Grace hands Terk a gold coin. Back to the rooftop.)
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