The Pebble and the Plumber Part 13 - Don't Make Me Laugh
Summary[]
This is it! The best part! Bowser wants Peach to be his mate for the Full Moon Mating Ceremony, but she still refused, even after last time. Bowser threatens Peach that if she refuses one more time, he will sacrifice her to a shark, with Mario as the appetizer. What should Peach do? Choose Bowser as her mate or get herself and Mario killed? The choice is up to her.
Cast (in order of appearance)[]
Marina - Princess Peach (Super Mario)
Drake - Bowser (Super Mario)
Drake's Servants - Cheatsy Koopa, Bully Koopa, and Kooky Von Koopa (The Adventures of Super Mario Brothers 3/Super Mario World TV Series)
Transcript[]
(Now, we go back to Bowser's lair.)
Bowser: So, Peach, when shall I annouce our engagement? Today, tomorrow, Wednesday?
Peach: Bowser, I wouldn't marry you if you were the last turtle on Earth.
Bowser: Don't worry. I'll make it official with the obligatory pebble and all that.
Peach: The answer is no.
Bowser: No? No? Oh, I get it. You're joking. (laughing wickedly)
(Cheatsy, Bully, and Kooky Von Koopa laugh their heads off with him.)
Bowser: (snarling) What's so funny?
Kooky Von Koopa: Uh... nothing, boss!
Bowser: (sings) "Don't make me laugh,
Don't make me laugh,
My funny friend, don't make me bend in half,
Don't be a card, babe,
Don't mess with Bowser,
Don't make me laugh so hard that you begin to ache, (pushes Peach onto an ice cube)
Don't make me laugh, (Peach: Stop that!; but Bowser ignores Peach, and instead has Bully Koopa push the ice cube that Peach is sitting on. Bully Koopa laughs as he pushes the ice cube Peach is on)
(The ice cube Peach is on spins around as it moves; shocking Peach, until Cheatsy and Kooky Von Koopa pushes the ice cube back; laughing in the process) Don't pull my leg,
(Bowser stops the ice cube with his foot)
May I suggest you would do best to beg,
If you say no, miss, If you refuse,
This is your notice that I refuse to lose
Say yes, my love,
And go with a winner,
Believe me, that would be wiser,
Say no, poor dove, (tosses Peach into the air and catches her before she hits the ground)
And you're a shark's dinner, (Takes Peach's hand moves over to the ledge; Peach is shocked as she is teetering over the ledges. Bowser pulls Peach back up and they move to back to where they were before)
(Twirls Peach around) And Mario's the appetizer, (he lets her go; laughing wickedly)
(Peach tries to run away, but she bumps into the three Koopalings; who laugh their heads off too)
(Peach continues running away, until Bowser bumps right into her) Get the picture?
Don't make me laugh,
Or slap my knee,
I'm no hyena, so Peach,
What'll it be?
Right this way to the Bowser estate,
Or write your epitaph?
You choose your fate.
Don't make me wait.
And, baby, don't make me
(He takes Peach's hand and twirls the girl around) laugh."
(He lets go of Peach's hand, causing her to land into the pile of snow face first, as Bowser wickedly laughs. Peach looks away, then gives Bowser a glare, and looks away from him again)