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(It is a stormy night as a ship passes through the storm. And inside the crate is Ariel, who is asleep and awakens)
Merida: (Notices Ariel awakening) Oh, I think she's coming around. Welcome back, lass.
Ariel: (Tired) Where am I?
Merida: You're on board the good ship Misery and you've been sleeping for almost three days now.
Ariel: Three days? I've been asleep for three days? I'm sure Eric thinks I'm lost forever.
Merida: Eric?
Ariel: My man back home.
Merida: Ohhhhohohoho.
Scarecrow: Why, you're our first mermaid.
Tin Man: What's your name?
Scarecrow: Yes, yes. What's your name?
Ariel: I'm Ariel.
Scarecrow: Welcome aboard, Ariel. Although "welcome" probably isn't the appropriate word.
Tin Man: OUTRAGE!! That's the appropriate word.
Scarecrow: Yes.
Queen Uberta: ABOMINATION!!
Frankie, Draculaura and Clawdeen: (Together) The Indignity!
Madame Mim: The horror. (Sings) If you're into pain and agony.
Frankie, Draculaura, and Clawdeen: (Singing together) AGONY!!
Merida: (Singing) If you love the great indoors.
Fairies: Welcome to the Good Ship Misery,
The misery's all yours
Everyday begins with misery
Frankie Stein: (Misery)
Fairies: Breakfast in a rusty cup, then we all get good and miserable and then we all throw up.
Scarecrow and Tin Man: (singing) The boots have got the place so hot that soon you'll spot you have the rot,
Fairies: and oohhhh!!!!
Merida: There's never sun.
Draculaura: The rats have run.
Madame Mim: (Singing) Does anyone remember fun?
Fairies: NoooooOOOO!!!!
Madame Mim: Just thought I'd ask.
Fairies: If you're thinking this could never be
Clawdeen Wolf: (Think again.)
Fairies: If you're thinking it's the Ritz
Madame Mim: (Fat chance.),
Fairies: Sorry, but the Good Ship Misery...
Queen Uberta: Is a reality,
Madame Mim: What?
Fairies: (Singing) Ariel, baby, this is the pits.
Queen Uberta: You sit and think.
Scarecrow and Tin Man: (Singing together) And pray you'll sink.
Merida: Your muscles shrink.
Madame Mim: You start to stink.
Fairies: Pee-Uuuuuuu.
Frankie, Draculaura, and Clawdeen: (Singing together) And when they cough that slimy slop,
And drop a glop of some on top it's
Fairies: WHEEEEEWWWW!!!! SoooooOOOO, every day is a total tragedy.
Frankie, Draculaura, Clawdeen, Scarecrow, and Tin Man: (Tragedy.)
Fairies: Then the days begin to blur. Getting bored about the Misery.
Queen Uberta: Is a redundancy!
Madame Mim: WHAT??? Is everybody miserable?
Clawdeen Wolf: Now you're talking!
Fairies: (Singing) YES, SIIIIIIIRRR!!!
(Then, the Fairies hear the racket happening on deck)